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Tolio[/quote]derz no country like tolio, abi z der any country like dat

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Belgium

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Jojo Armani: Berlin


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Buenos aires








Angola

Aite jojo

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China

Temistatics 007: nairobi
seychelles

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Togo

Tot it waz johannesburg.




Baghdad z d capital of iraq





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Ubado: Lols!lwkmd! Thanks.

u welcum bro

Onyiclassic: Lwkmd nice one poster

fank u dear

jesse8048: And am asking NAIRALAND is FACEBOOK not ur mate

me I prefer nairaLand 2 facebook oh

booqee: Joystick.

booqe u aff spoil oh do u mind smooching mine?

sutoboy: What else can u write?

jacket,jazz,jail,jean etc

jug, jiggle, junk etc

Tryce: hahahaha...da letter bomb ish cracked my ribs....nice

fanx bro

mormoni: na u knw dat one sha

mormoni, I dy suspect u

mormoni: *falls five times inside gutter

hehehehehehe , wetin dey fall u? U don tk calipso abi :-D

PretiEbony: Nice one

fanx a lot dearie

Valiantvaliant: D last one got me laughing really hard muan!

dahz y I put it last

Akpos brings back his skul report once again he did it

He scored a very round zero over 10

Papa got very angry, ready 2 beat d hell out of him

Papa screams at akpos 'z chinedu nt ur mate'

All akpos cud do waz 2 whisper in his mind n under his breatgh he whispered out


'Z DANGOTE not ur mate'

2 boko haram boyz r makin letter bombs


Habib: I'm not sure weda I put enof explosive in dis envelope b4 I sealed it.

Akpos: den open it n look

Habib: but if I open it, it will explode

Akpos: don't be stupeed. Its not addressed 2 u

YEKPA!!!

Akpos sat in a bar n waz very moody

Soni goez over n asks 'akpos, wetin happen?'

A very sad looking akpos replied 'I borrow rukevwe 2million naira 2 do facial surgery n now I no fit recognize ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ 2 collect my moni back'





Akpos seeing his moda'z b00bs asked 'mum,wats dis? Mum ansad 'balloons'
Akpos asked'y r urs so small n d maid haz big ones?
Mum asked'wen did u c it?'
Akpos ansad 'yesterday wen dad waz blowing dem' y not beg dad 2 blow urs too'








Akpos waz doin his homework. He said 2 himself '2 plus 5, d son of a B!tch z 7, 3 plus 6, d son of a b!tch z 9. His mother heard wat he waz saying n gasped "wat r u doin"

Akpos ansad "I'm doin my maths homework"
Mum "n dis z how ur teacher taught u how 2 do it"
"Yes" he ansad
Infuriated, d next day d moda asked d teacher. "Wat r u teaching my son in maths?"
D teacher replied. "Rite nw we r learning addition"
D moda asked. "and r u teaching dem 2 say 2plus2, d son of a b!tch z 4?"
After d teacher stopped laughin she ansad




"Wat I taught dem waz 2plus2, d SUM OF WHICH Z 4.

Mine will be chin-chin ground-nut

Jehdorb: Insanity @ its peak, bt am nt flabbergasted simply b'cos I xpected nthng less wen a drug addict coments on my thread (DOPE jemi). @ ur age u r proud 2 adress urself as dope, if I were ur parents u wuld hv bin a disowned idi.ot as I speak. Wen doze dat hav sense of reasoning and undastandng coment, simply read (dat's if u can) and go away. I don't c y a fuul of ur type shuld even coment on my thread. Its high tym 4 u 2 b civil. 2 prove u r stewpeed beyond reseanable doubt, go ahead and coment further...

loving dis more, nau look here scumbag, do.pe haz 2 meanings, sowie I cnt go into full details cuz its a waste of tym, cuz u won't still get it, u av a block head, ur brain,omg! Distabilized, wen u were creating dis dry,lame,dull Yoke, were u actually smiling finking d people of NL wud laugh deir asses out? I pity 4 ur stupeedity. Heavy ODE, dahz wah u r. Imagine d nonsense,ABC. Its obvious dah u r 6yrz old, seun shud do sumfin abt u, u nid 2 be taken 2 kids section n banned 4rm any oda section 4 life. U little piss of cow sh.it. n DOPEJEMI z outta here. *walks awt in pity*

Jehdorb: pls go bak 2 school and learn wat Oxymoron is. It wil really prevent u from being a slowpoke u nw want 2 b.[s] pls go bak 2 school and learn wat Oxymoron is. It wil really prevent u from being a slowpoke u nw want 2 b.[/s] pls go bak 2 school and learn wat Oxymoron is. It wil really prevent u from being a slowpoke u nw want 2 b.

I love dis, u a stupeed little boy, u created dis piece of thrash, n expected us 2 smile R u cRazY? Z it a crime 2 open a funny thread, u jes a nonentity hu lacks ideaz n creativity, ofurukpe nigga lyk u. Tell dis nonsense u call a joke 2 ur younger broda, he wii slap u. Hau old r u sef 5? 6? Wah z even annoyin me z dat u still trynna defend ur foolishness. Abeg park well joor.eze close d thread again joor, I'm even ashamed of myself 4 viewin n commentin on dis blood cothin joke

Guy dy cnt put dis thrash in front page. Wat z "wat we should expecting" u even said it twice, abeg its "wat should we be expecting"