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Abeg Let dem sag






So dat I can SEE THINGS

Missy-B z viewing oh

I heard dat d first thing a madman doez in d morning z 2 call sum1 mad

Just sayin

Or ajibeL r u a madman

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Z dat wah u want us 2 do?

Der u av it

Happy nau?

ScarLet, its clear dah he Loves u

Wah will settLe dis issue z a "TALK"

Talk 2 him sweetLy, u guyz shud figure awt d probLem 2geda

Den go 2 ur parents wiv him

GBAM!!! End of nigerian film

I really dnt c any crime in wat d boy haz done oh

In every reLationship, it happenz, urs aint d first

Boyz aLwaiz want dat break, its beta u give 2 dem cuz if u dnt, dey'll end up dumping n hating u.

So my dear, give him d break, dnt be in a hurry 2 date sum1 eLse, derz Mur 2 Life dan dating

During d period of d break, try n reconciLe wiv ur parents

Ask him d tym duration of d break

Den after d break, tawk 2 him, ask him if he still wants 2 be wiv u, his response will determine ur action

2 DO WHAT

remmyton: that's sad, my friend said their house is affected too, God help us all, who knows where next it will happen, no place is safe again

abeg oh, where I ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ z very safe, warri z safe

lalaosky: dat kyn thing

hehehehehehehe

Na so

ALuu dis, ALuu dat

Abeg I don tire

I just pity anybody wey go tell me abt ALuu 4 december, cuz na mah name go dey everybody mouth nt ALuu again

I'm confused abt 3things here

1- D topic

2- iz dis a Joke, cuz d Last tym I chkd. We r in jokes section

3- wah haz d topic got 2 do wiv d body

lalaosky: Lwkmd....pearl if i catch you ehn, i go knack you akpako...look at me laughing like a fool..lol..can't believe am laughing out so loud by 4AM...gosh...nice one right there

izit dat u read d joke by 4am n Laffd by 5am Cuz d tym u posted ur comment sayz 5:01


Or u read n Laffd by 4am n u decided 2 comment by 5am dah u Laffd by 4am, meaning u r nt just laffin, dah u laffd by 4am

Av noticed sumfin, weneva sumbody post a bad news, sumbody aLwaiz likes it.

I posted a topic abt a gurL'z death, I got 1Like

Nau I'm seeing 1Like here again

Dnt get it, izit dat dey Like d bad news or wat

[quote author=K-night]I saw a video about her.. Porn film in my friend phone..[/quote]guy collect dat film 4 me or ask ur frnd d site he downloaded it 4rm abeg

Na true sha, but how fa u na? U no go school, u no get money u need prayer o [/quote]Hehehehehehehehehe, hu tell u say I no go skul n I no get moni

Dangote na mah uncLe broda

WoLe soyinka na mah step fada

Many are still yet to come to terms with untimely demise of University of Abuja student, Sonia Okeke who reportedly died in a mysterious circumstance recently.




Sources say the Awka-Anambra State born pretty damsel was one of the campus big babe with connections with the movers and shakers of the nation’s seat of power. Sonia is said to be a generous person and even sponsors some ladies through school.

Trouble started shortly after Sonia bought a state of the art wonder-on-wheels for N8 million as people started noticing she was no longer her bubbly self and was growing lean by the day.

“It got so bad that she was advised to go to the hospital for check-up, but she refused saying she was fine and just needed some rest.

But it one night, she was coughing badly and was vomiting blood. She was rushed to the hospital but it was too late for the doctors to revive her having waited that long before seeking medical attention,” said a source.

Now the police are said to be investigating whether there is a sinister move behind her death, and request that her friends should come forward with names of her boy or men friends.

May her soul rest in peace.

Rili nice, u got me laffin

achi4u: too many question

av got mur 2 ask.

Will dis make arsenal win a trophy?

Will dis stop boko haram 4rm bombin?

Will dis stop manchester united 4rm being d best

Will dis stop TB.Joshua 4rm casting out demons everyday

Will dis provide shelter 2 d peeps dah r homeless due 2 d flood

Will dis bring back d uniport students

Will dis stop d government 4rm stealing our moni

N will dis impeach gudluck 4rm d seat


If yes, den u can upload mur, u can even upload her standing on a shark's teeth

I heard she nau acts ρơяп

Buh hau doez dis stop d flooding

Hau did dis even make front page

Timaya no go skul buh everybody knw ​A̶̲̥̅̊♏ pass u oh, money, e get pass u, gurlz still dey die 4 ​A̶̲̥̅̊♏, dey here dey curse ​A̶̲̥̅̊♏. E dey mk e moni dey go, 2face no finish skul buh na d best 4 9ja 2day, hez successful, lik I alwaiz say, goin 2 skul doeznt mean u'll be successful

[quote author=Geo-man]Oh my God am so ashamed of all dis fools and dullards we hv as celebrities in naija.can u imagine tiwa savage culdnt get dat simple question rite,even iyanya,damn they r fuc.kd for real and am gonna stop playin their songs b4 they infest me wit dat their dull brains lol.timaya own ws pardonable cos d guy neva enter sch b4,na wa for dis guys oo.[/quote]guy e be like say 4 skul, u dey get 100 over 100 oh, u no fail 1c 4 ur life. Abeg tell me d meaning of dese simple words, n if u dnt get dem or u chk ur dictionary, den u r worse dan dem

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Lemme ask y'all a question, if y'all were celebritiez, wah wud be ur perspective, izit making music or watchin d tv wiv ur pen n paper waiting 4 hon.patrick 2 start tawkin so u can be jottin his big big grammer down, I mean hu haz tym 4 dah shiit, wud u av tym 4 dat, I'm pretty sure dah if dose celebritiez bring deir own word, d presenter won't get it, doez dat mean shez dumb.

Nau sum of u r sayin its a common political word, jes because u were lucky 2 hear n knw wah it means doeznt mean u knw everyword in politics, nau doze celebs u r laffin at nau, if dey bring a word 4rm politics n ask u n u dnt knw it, will u call urself dumb

Hau many of u here knw wah d word means, nt sayin u shud use dat opportunity 2 chk d dictionary, let's be honest here, 4get dat dey r celebrities, hau were dey supposed 2 knw, sum of u r tawkin as if dey knew dey were gonna be asked wah d word means, let's give dem credit, dey even said sumfin even wen dey didn't xpect d question, mk I ask una, hau many of una here 4 get ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ or even get 1 word tawk. Dey didn't get it, hau doez it affect deir progress n bank acc, cuz dey r celebritiez doeznt mean dey must knw everytin

@1025


its ur fada n his fada, ur moda n her moda dat r foolz, idiot, u fink I'm scared of facing a he-goat lyk u, lemme tell u wat mourinho said, mourinho said alex z his mentor in coachin, dah he wants 2 be like alex n dt hez Boss. Howard webb a man-u ref mah foot, izit only man-u he blowz foul n penalty 4, wen he doez it wiv oda teams its fair buh if its manchester united, its unfair, to show hau biased minded u r, hatin on a man hu z a thousand tyms successful dan ur fada n his fada, u r such a demented scumbag, a lowlife, if being unfair mks us win trophiez den so be it, if u dnt like it, use ur head jam wall or swallow ur tongue n eat ur teeth, I'm awt . Jes 4 d records, alex ferguson z d greatest n most respected coach in football history. Tell ur fada Jemi said so

PretiEbony: lol....y u no go sleep tu?.??

hehehehehehehe, na sLeep I dey so na

bunmioguns: i slept before you...am already awake preparing for work

hmmmm! Kay oh

bunmioguns:

bunmi, u neva sleep, oya abt turn, go n sleep nau

ItsModella: 9 triangles + the main triangle + 2 white triangles (background)

oh! Nau I get it, I nau c 12 triangLez, fanx

And which outside r u tawkin abt, is d engLish fa in charge of d champions League 2, ode! All we do z win win win no matter what, gat trophiez on our minds, anytym we step up in d pitch, every oda club go down, n dey stay dere,


DEAL WITH IT


Y una dey hate sef, z it cuz of our tremendous history

1025: ferguson, english fa and the refs are frauds. let them go outside and do well let us see. criminal minded idiots.

guy go mess urself urself in d toilet, hu cares? Dahz ur own dry opinion, if d so called ferguson cums 2 9ja n sayz hez lukin 4 peeps, tell me u won't carry ur crippLed Legs n chase him. Hatin on d best dahz wah d fooLz do



Nau @ u emmke or wateva, manchester united z d most respected club in europe, hu carez if lower clubs lik arsenal n deir fans respect us or not, afterall dey won't win d titLe if dey do, so mess deir respect, we win trophies, dahz all we care abt, hu respects a team dah don't win trophiez? Alex z d best manager alive, hez bin doin his thing since 89. So stop d hatin n biased attitude, it won't mk ur clubs succeed, only foolz hate

Buh wait oh, y married people full nairaLand Like dis, abeg oh, na chick I dey find, no be person wife

Dey r illuminati triangLes, sowie, 10 triangLes, dahz wah I see