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ogugua88: Banky who? No way lol.

You mentioned Lionel Richie. How many Nigerian artists do you know who can sing one of his songs without sounding like a goat with tb? Besides Omawunmi. Justina can sing too.

lol, banky z trying na

flexdee: Essence
Goldie
KSB
K switch
Davido
Shina Rambo
Dr Sid
Tunde Ednut
Da suspect

I no fit mention dem finish cos dem plenty like wota [water]

guy essence z gud oh, she got d voice, just dat shez faded

ogugua88: Oh? Are we judging by vocals now? If that's the case, then we don't have a single Nigerian artist worthy of being called an artist.

Wizboyy's voice is unique and suits his music. It's a nice style. The guy's only getting bigger, from "Screensaver" and "Owu Sa Gi", to "Infinity" and "Fotojenik Remix". If you ask me, he's overrated as a lot of talentless, noise-making clowns run the music scene.

true sha, bt we have vocalists here in naija oh, e.g banky w, djinee, omawunmi, iyanya, brymo etc

ogugua, nah, he z nt, he shouts, can he sing any rnb song or a lionel richie song

hahahahahaha mk dem hold jaywon oh, if nt dah guy go loose im breath 1 day all in d name of singing

DAVIDO


D.BANJ


WIZBOY


DA SUSPECT


BLACKFACE


W4{singin tru his nose}

who z talkin abt easy, must dey sing n rap wen dy knw dy r nt talented, music z meant 4 talented pipo, u fink if any of dose artiste mentioned above shud audition in a talent show, u fink dey will qualify? i fink dese artiste r abusing wat music truly means, dy av turned it into easy moni makin biz by loitterin our ears with noise n repeated words

Ajibel: dont act like a fawwking ignoramus..you know d trend here..creative and natural jokes are appreciated and not ur copied and pasted yet unfunny squandria you call jokes

lemme ask u a question, av u posted a joke formed by U b4?

Ajibel: the taste of the joke is dry that it has actually made the taste of my soaked garri sour


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i dnt seem 2 undastand y i have no word 4 u is it because u r dry,dumb,daft,lame or is it because ur lips r 2 heavy 4 ur head 2 carry *wondering*

Ajibel: Your joke lacks the ingredient and the required canis fedicus to make even a broken heart shed a smile. You need to hurn yur talent mahn and quit making people sad with your copied jokes. Btw, please paste the source of your jokes before i sue you to cot _{not court} for plagiarism

Goodday!

TOTALLY IGNORED

Acidosis: you try

*“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, maybe they will do it.” The man said, “Do you think they will accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me the dog was a Christian?”

*A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”

*A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’

*An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am!”.

*A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board…” (Translation: “Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)

*A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me… talking to the beer.”

*husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”




ASUU GO STRIKE WHOEVER CURSE ME

no mind her, she wan make name

booqee: ogbeni! D matter never reach level wey u suppose dey cry joor. Oya take dis tissue make u wipe ur tears. It hurts me to see guys cry dis way.

simply states u r outta words mah just fashi u

dre junior: I see dis badt babe but na her english spoil am

lol i fink i get wah u sayin

booqee: see me see dis newbie oh?? Why u no put ur Phd(criticism) include am for ur cv?? Abegi park well joor, ur joke is stale to me..i insist.

den go suck a big dic^k, carry mah newbie 4 head lyk government work cuz u join NL as moderator, clear road b4 i crush u

hez trynna c if it haz a hole were he cud fix in his joystick

walexydon: Math joke:
Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : very simple...I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter...

happy new month

na dis 1 i lyk pass

lwkmd! maybe she knws wen she will pass on abeg i no call name oh

booqee: dude i don't feel like having fun, i only feel like criticizing today. I'll have fun 2moro.....

kay bookie, ur choice, just so u knw, i criticize pass u, so no just post any thread tru out 2day cuz its gonna be bookie vs Jemi

booqee: I've seen dis joke yoke before.

shey u no read d topic ni stop d hatin girl n lets av fun

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A


REMARK: YOU ARE JUST TOOO GOOOD



REWARD: 10 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WITH BOOQEE AND JACKPOT

hahahahahahahahahaha! fank u oh buh i no want bookie

FANK U MY BRODA mah go crash, we go c 2mao

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir...I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so...." Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

[quote author=SA'AD]Rubbish this is not a joke[/quote]abeg na wetin

booqee: you're dry

i gree, so can it end nw, av insulted 2 much 2day

uhmmm! 2day z d 31st of august my brother

booqee: u dis newbie, dyu fink i don't know dat?? Na jokes we dey,..stop giving silly explanations like d one above. I'm ya senior for hia...

booqee, ur left yansh n ur right bo^obs

slightlyMad: it was just a misspelt word, not words, misspelt is past participle
she knew where she was heading to.

what is wrong with our women, is it BB?

azin ehn! lwkmd

u've said it already. bovi 4 lyf

booqee: see two mad men?!

#what are they feeling like?? New found GAYship friendship tinz. Haha!

jealousy dats guys life 4 u mah sister, its gud 2 be a guy

yezzir!

1:u get shot n u shout twice b4 u die

2: u wanna av a flashback, u will think of d part u were not in

3: d tym in d house will be 2:30am buh luk outside, its bright