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This is a thread to celebrate my first plant. I could barely take care of myself so I’ve never thought of looking after anything! Not a child, not a pet, not a plant.

Then one day I was making guacamole 🥑 and I looked at the avocado seed and thought; I wonder if I could grow this?

I live in a cold country so it’s never going to grow into an avocado tree that blooms and grows fruits. But I saw YouTube videos on bonze/bonsai style avocado trees. I’m hooked!

My baby is called Bionic-boy and he will be 5 months old on the 13th of December.

One is pay now and the other is pay later. Don’t get it twisted. All women worldwide are the same. A man must pay, spoil, and provide otherwise he is a liability and an energy vampire. If you’re not providing then you’re only taking!

Dzzzz:
You only came to argue and not to learn..You asked for opinion and yet you disagree with peoples opinion.So, there’s only one thing left for you to do and that’s do as you please..

I noticed that too! Man wants to flex the muscles he couldn’t flex at the mum; at us 🤣🤣🤣.

Op, you are right! You did well and they need to grow up and grow wise! 😎

Nvm.

One foot in front of the other. 🚶‍♀️

EMILO2STAY:
are you dull in understanding?
Read what I wrote and research the names I gave you.

Have you slept with someone who has HIV and not taking their medication and you didn’t contract it? Have you ever tested your hypothesis? If you truly believe that there’s no such thing as HIV and that it’s NOT sexually transmitted, then why don’t you test it out using YOUR body and then I will take you serious.

folake4u:
Your wish is my command. 😊😊😊

You’re so adorable 🥰 🥰🥰

folake4u:
I will give you the real deal, ma worry.

Tested and trusted natural tiddies and e fine.

Yes, we will do boob transplant surgery.

I wanna be like:😝😝😝

folake4u:
I can give you from mine, for real. 🤗😂

How much can you spare? Can they do boob transplant surgery like they do organ transplants? I don’t want plastic, I want the real thing 🤣🤣😂😭😭😭

DMCA:
are u muslim?

Alhamdulilah. Is that why you’re trolling me?

DMCA:
sweetheart
miss me?

I’m confused about why you want to troll me? I’m peaceful and I have never seen or interacted with you before. Tell me how I offended you so I could apologise and you can allow me to roam these nairaland streets in peace.

NoahHadNoArk:
Why blame the father, what happened to advising girls to stop the sampling and stick to one dick, that way she learns how to stay faithful to one man through thick or thin?!

One divorce could be swept away with reports of violence and domestic abuse.


But two divorces is enough to call all the ex husbands for a very awkward meeting which is certain to produce so many answers as to who is at fault here and what stuff the girl is made of




Again I say what wrong has the father done?!

I would never speak to my child like that. She is a human being and her purpose in life is not determined by her relationships with others. That’s a dehumanising statement to make about your own child.

EMILO2STAY:
you don't have the time to go bk and forth with me because you lack knowledge in this matter yet you quoted me lol.

You are a pretender because you refuse to fact check me on the things I said, a simple Google search on the history of azt will tell you the same thing I tell you. It's historical fact it's not just Google.

Forget academic credentials because the academic system is a system of disinformation. Did they not tell you that man came from fish and monkeys? Do you really believe that! Answer me let's see if you have sens at all.
Your not on my level no be because say I dey reply you on Nairaland. Check when I registered on This site you will know I have been preaching on this platform for many years. Many have come and gone. I am still here saying the same thing I have been saying and that's a proof of my authenticity.

There are people who doubted me here and called me name and abuses only to come back years later to apologize because they found out I was saying the truth.

My conversation with you wether you like it or not will benefit you. But you on the other hand is an empty vessel that cannot impart positively on others except demeaning words... rubbish!!

Let guess; you’re also a flat earther and anti vax? 😁

End time father! May we never have or become such a parent. 😭

Our hearts find tranquility, contentment, and rest by remembering and glorifying God (Allah) through acts of devotion and remembrance (dhikr).


verily in the remembrance of Allah hearts find peace" Surah Ar-Ra'd, verse 28.

EMILO2STAY:
well in this case are you not the mad person who refuse to comprehend historical evidence even scientific one too at that.
A simple Google search will prove the fact I present but instead you choose to write empty words devoid of nothing.
Your right that information is a problem in today's world yet you refuse to get the right information even thou it's accessible to you.

Let me ask you a question: has HIV ever been isolated? If you know what that means. Try and answer

Unlike you I don’t pretend to know things that I obviously have zero ideas about. You watched some videos online, did a few google searches and now you know more than those who have specialised in the field. What are your academic credentials? Modern day conspiracy theorist. I don’t have the time nor interest to go back and forth with you.

20 more characters needed.

You don’t know how to shop. Who buys meat and leaves it in a hot car while running errands instead of taking the meat straight home!

folake4u:
You are right actually. Indeed, we all want something. Humans are insatiable at the end of the day.

Speaking of boobs, do you mind if I send some of mine your way?

🤣🤣🤣

If only! Here you are trying to offset some load.

EMILO2STAY:
Your friends child does not have HIV. If your friends child could contact HIV then her husband will certainly get it too.

What your friends child has is called haemoglobin anaemia. Which is not a new illness. Babies who are e born with this condition are normally diagnosed as HIV positive . But the fact that it's not HIV

Wow! The scary part is the confidence you convey while being so wrong! You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about if you don’t even know why the husband hasn’t contracted it. The problem in today’s world is information. The fact that any mad person can reach millions of people. Scary times!

Some people have zero shame! How will I pack leftovers from a date like I haven’t eaten in years 😭😭😭

It’s the gaslighting that is diabolical!

folake4u:
I admire the guts of women who do BBL, there are so many restrictions/rules associated with that lifestyle. I can't keep up.

Ordinary malaria meds, na my mama dey remind me to take am or I set alarm as reminder to take the drugs.

I honestly feel sorry for them because I can relate with the need to improve one’s physical appearance.
I dream of the perfect pair of boobs and I don’t know if I wouldn’t have them done if I had the disposable income.

We all want something. I was in the bum queue and was late to the boobs line when god was distributing assets.

EMILO2STAY:
your aunty died of poisoning from the HIV drug and also from malnutrition.

She has taken the drug for too long and so it has caused a lot of damage in her body, so much even after stopping it, the damages has gone far too long.

Magic Johnson the basket ball star was diagnosed of AIDS about 30 years ago. But today he is still living because he stopped taking the drug.

A friend of mine is HIV positive and has been taking the medication. She had 3 children; her first child was born with HIV because she wasn’t taking her medication while pregnant with the baby. Her other 2 children won’t born with the virus because she took her medication before conception, during pregnancy and both children were delivered via c section. Her husband at the time didn’t contract the virus because she was taking her medication. How do you explain this?

🎶“We say you a wanksta and you need to stop frontin'“🎼

What would an online radio station do? Would you broadcast news, music, weather, and guests? If so then that’s a lot of money needed to set it up. Would people tune in? I don’t think as many people needed to make it profitable would tune in. We have weather apps on our phone, Spotify and YouTube for music, and our social media feeds for news. You’re competitors are many. Attention is currency. It would have to be a very tight niche. Maybe in a local language, featuring the demands of those local people. Their music, their culture, and their needs. If you’re aiming to serve the masses then it’s harder. IMHO.

Richsteemit:
She said I make her feel like a real woman. Don't let me gist you finish. My head just dey burst.. love don dey drive me craze

The way only a real man can 🤐

Cum4me:
you're beautiful

You’re very kind 🥰

End time party 🎈

Your future sister in law asked to borrow an outfit and you came online to ask whether you should cancel your wedding

We just making shi up nowadays just to trend. I ve engaged and you’re welcome.

An honest, confident and responsible man. That’s not a lot to ask for but 80% fall at the 1st hurdle.