₦airaland Forum

lezz:
Alright go back to your cave and come back to give us more lies!!!
Yesterday you were a logician, today a law student, tomorrow a feminist.

The only thing that's for sure is: you're a hijab-wearing Muslim with an IQ the size of a grain of rice.

Your mental stability is wavering like a leaf in a windy harmattan!!!

I know the thoughts of coming home to your 65 year old husband is driving you nuts!!!

I'll relieve you from your fated demonds

_Aboki babe!!!

You tire me, boy

lezz:
Yes, I'm jobless to have unravel your pics all 4 of them to discover you're a near- menopausal drab with a maniacal disposition!!!

I'll take you by surprise!!!

Okay

I am bored. Give/tell me something new

lezz:
Is this how you get guys to PM you so you turn around to say they are stalking you?

I'm not interested in your email addy. When I deliver your pics, it's going to be Hello nairaland nay, Nigeria and not to your low traffic mail box.

Okay

I give up


You can go back to searching for jobs!

FTBOY:
bytch like my mother, just hold on until i get your pictures. what i did to ishitlove will look like a joke..

I have noticed you, bye bye

That moment when someone tries too hard to gain your attention but you just can't give a fvck

FTboy, continue biko.

You hate me because I hate you. I am not going to stop hating you. Welcome to the world of eternal hatred

It seems you and angel09 have something in common. You can join the list

lezz:
Don't even call my bluff!! I have your hijab-wearing pics. Don't even deny it!!!

You're not a kid like I thought you are.

You're old enough to be married off.

Except of course, your anguish has created those ridges and frowning wrickles on your face!!!

Will you like my email address?

lezz:
Don't even call my bluff!! I have your hijab-wearing pics. Don't even deny it!!!

You're not a kid like I thought you are.

You're old enough to be married off.

Except of course, your anguish has created those ridges and frowning wrickles on your face!!!

*sighs*

A yaff heard o

Can you send them now?

lezz:
What's the lie?

Your pics in my possession or your fastly ticking biological clock?

Why are you lying?

lezz:
Why'd I lie? To scare or please you?

I have 'em!!!

And you ain't a teenager as your deportment seems to suggest!!!

Your looks indicate you're crowding your mid to late 20s if not more!!!

Liar!

A very very bad liar!

lezz:
Ask nicely!

Liar!

lezz:
I have them.

You're shiit-ugly. That's why you're sad!!!

Am I in any way the reason for your endless sorrows?

Send them to me now

Please

FTBOY:
no, i haven't. but if i do she'd hate herself..

lezz, where did you see my full pics . Can you please send me some copies?

@FTBoy, Your mother is going to hate herself. She might end up kiliing you sef

HaneefahRN:
*clears throat into mic*. I'm not going to be commenting about the drama going on however amusing.
I have noticed the 'house of knight' thingy and curious about them, are they synonymous with 'house of bullies'. Just an innocent question, not interested in trying to decode filthy words.

Check your mail please.

BumBae:
But why

Dis wan is straight to grave yrd diss be dis ... Too much

Creamish or Bumbae, I am not lezz, isn't he the one who makes wet and ready for ya husband? I can't take his place. I am not a lesbian. I don't do females not to mention shameless married women . Oya go and meet him

IndianBwoy:
He was not a great sheikh!


Why is it that Africans have this habit of worshipping their oppressors?

Dont you know that dan fodio was an oppressor, jihadist and slave trader?


Dont you know that dan fodio is a direct descendant of Fulani cattle herders from Futa Djlon? And not some imaginery prophet muhammad link.

Dont you know that Dan Fodio destroyed the great HAUSA NIGERIAN EMPIRE and culture?

Dont you know that the REAL Hausa rulers are languishing in exile as small village heads on the borders of Niger Republic while the colonist descendants of foreign cow herds are ammassing the wealth of Nigeria whilst imposing strict barbaric laws in the North?

Dont you know that Dan Fodio was the cause of savage Fulani marauders gaining entry into Nigeria and wrecking the lives of millions of Nigerians to date?


Why is it that some muslims have this habit of supporting evil in all forms , even if its against their own people?

Why is it that some muslims take pride in reasoning like sheeple and zombie?

He is crying a again

What's with Nigerians and car gifts

lezz:
Your degenerate father walked through life unable to pay his dues that's why you are born with a chronic mental disorder , the IQ of a 7year old and extreem emotional mismanagementmismanagement with the rage of swindled prostitutë

Recalcitrant _idiot, go tell your _retarded father you found someone online who made him look like the derisory Buffoon he is for producing nanny-goat whose self-loathing can't make her wear her sanitary pad properly.



Transudatory hag.

Creamish, your e-bf no wan come to you o

I hope you no say the guy na jobless mofo

FTBOY:
you shouldn't read it because last time you did, it knocked you off-balance and forced you to recede to a one-liner. my advice is for you to leave now before i start trolling you with pinshures. you're losing it, biatch..

FTBOY:
bytch, kindly shove a dil.do up your ass if that would make you feel fine... and stop being paranoid. filthy, hijab-wearing daughter of a leprous mallam..

lezz:
[b]because you're too brainsick to know your grandmother had two petty trade as business, but you said your grandmother worked two jobs. Unparalleled dumbness accompanied with uncommon lunacy.

You claimed men are outliving women even though you have free internet, you're in a mental cave where no Google light can slip in

You claim it's about what a man could do and a woman can also do. Your extreme mental and intellectual corrosion never told you it's about effectiveness and purpose.

Even dogs can run errands. I have pointed you out to your genealogically inhibited weak mental framework.

You aren't built to carry mental loads, girl.

And you do law? What poor choice, women don't make good lawyers. Of cause you can rant to the judge to hear your plea of emotions rather than legal precedents. Ode baby.

You have never held any logical debate in here and kept within the verge of sanity. You raving lunatic!!!


If you're not lying to be a logician, you're lying to be a law student. And you couldn't even spell legal precedents or know the difference between statutory marriage and church weddings.

You never could tell the similarities between Nigerian common law and that of your host country.

Aboki babe forming educated. Kunu-drinking nanny-goat.

With your gworo-reeking breath.

When NGOs are romming your cattle and flies infested village looking for enslaved Muslim girls from the north to give education and UNSHACKLE from early marriage and quasi-rape, you were picked because you were the post pitiable with death hanging over your eyes. Go take a look at your DP, the endless rapes and undernourished meal still flag the ridges of your lifless eyes......

And this is how you want to repair this NGO whose charity brought you out of your hereditary poverty and analphabetism? Is it only buffoonery and psychotic impairment all you have to give back for the pity-educstion you received.


The demonds of your forefathers are back and in you they have found alter!!!

Wasted bïtch with a chronic mental maladaptation!!!

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What makes you think I would read all this? I don't want to indulge because I know you should be spending that time searching for a job! You could also spend that time keeping Creamish wet and nice for her husband? I promised her I would release you now.

Go and sin no more, my slave!

FTBOY:
the feeling is mutual, honey.....i hate you as much as much as you hate me. i hate you so much i wish you remain frustrated all your life with your ugly face hidden in your dirty hijab..

Wait o! your hatred for me depends on mine.

Interesting!

Creamish:
Booboo...continue ur endless search for attention with Lezz biko. U too dunce for me.

Shey I went out d door? Im minding my biz now..

I am sorry.

You didn't now. You stayed and I know why.

I will release him for you. Happy fvcking, sexting etc etc. Happy doing whatever you do with him.

You can leave now, my child

Creamish:
as often as ur brain functions...NEVER..

You are liar! Ae you shy? Don't be

You can tell me

Creamish:

Shey you no wan go ni? You can stay but tell me, how often do you send your nudes to lezz?

Creamish:
U shuld be thanking Dcholeric bae.. Im not concerned at all! I actually found his post quite amusing ..

BTW... U rily think highly of urself if u believe all the crap u wrote here... Keep handling the sh1t well...soon ul be dripping all over of sh1t.

Totally minding my bizness now.. buhbyee!

The door, please

Thanks

lezz:
Have some sense of hierarchy, you low class, charity-saving wench!!!

She's several strata above you in intelligence, social grace and style.

You're a pig in Scotland and Western civility and decorum have been unable to rob off on you, village swine.

I know you must have Hausa translator device to interpret your lectures for you.

1st Class dumbo!!!

Whatever!

Are you still jealous? You wanna come to Scotland , too bad we don't take dum.bos

Simple job, e no get

I am not responsible for your woes, mister!

lezz:
The fool started the insult after I floored her in debate.

Dummy doesn't know the difference between petty trade/ business and job.

Half-wit was yapping her grandmother had two jobs as if she was talking to a dunce like herself.

You have never floored me

When you realise you are losing it, you start with foul languages

This is the reason you are still unemployed. This is the reason women like me are smack your head around.

Get a job first and I might just relieve you from your Nairaland's duty.

FTBOY:
i dey o! still reeling with laughter over DarkTroll's bombardment.....the bytch went totally numb and picked a one-line defense tactic. i showed a colleague here and he said you must have smoked some unnatural leaf..

I don't like yoiu. Stop following em round like a head#less chicken.

Darktroll bombarded your mama. I bet she is never going to recover. If what Darktroll spewed are what you call insults, you must be daft.ter than him

It seems my one-liner got to you so bad Pele, I apologise.

Creamish:


Oya Lezz pls calm down.

Excuse me, are you sure you are okay in the head?

Who asked you to beg an jobless guy?

Did I tell you that the diss from jobless daft is my life? Far from it, I am the reason his life is miserable. I am the reason, he comes on Nairaland to biitch about women.

Mind ya business ma. I am handling this shit quite well. Thanks for your needless concern.

lezz:
Lolz, if she isn't editing the diss back, she rants about getting a job as if NL has mystical powers to tell one's employment status.

But she's a student under charity, and judging by the shallowness of her cognitive abilities, I'm beginning to think she's that Northerner who gave her husband rat poison after her father forced her into child marriage.


My Darktroll handle is meant to ride fools like Doveda to the gates of Hades

Have you gotten a job yet?

lezz:
Witless and spineless. Banter-lover and an slowwitted ranter. Good night.

Have you gotten a job?