₦airaland Forum

morenike09:
Check under your bed, you'll see the winch. . .what happened to your other pic too, the one you resemble babasuwe. no am not talking about all of them, the one you were half naked

hehehehehe. . . .God willing- - - - - - - -you will see baba suwe naked LIVE.

hehehehe. . . .

both are wack. . . .Igbirras are the best

NONSENSE

Come. . . .wey that your other picshurrr

That one wey you resemble winch

For this one. . .u dey look fine. . . .na fine we wan chop

We wan chop winch abeg. . . .

tRoOE:
who is the bobo that u were thinking about

Eh EH. . . .E DON COME AGAIN OOO

MADAM KOFO

morenike09:
haba. . .grandpa, wetin you know about mangoes stock ? this are oranges o. . .too bad you can't get a taste sha. . eyah

hehehehe. . . .shame there are not mangoes oranges are bollocks

ol bob. . . . .dem dey allow naija people for tokyo near those geisha girls. . .


@morenikelilai

you no go comot those mangoes wey you stock for chest. . . .that na primary school runs ooo

holythug:
@ doyin. . .notice me, ^{sorry am unavoidable unavailable, because i don't know who d heck you're}

wetin we dey talk. wetin this one dey yarn

speak english my friend

nonsense

hehehehehe. . . . .fine boi


@Morenike

may that your mouth wey you dey use hiss so, start to resemble the one in Ituen's picshurr

Some classy chap painstaikingly transcribed the whole interview. . . . .Awesome.


Bosede: Welcome to NTA live from the national assembly… honorable Patrick Obahiagon …also known as igodo migodo. You are welcome, sir.

O: The pleasure is mine, Bosede

B: so, how are u today?

0: Very good. In a proper order. Very ready. Always ready for parliamentary work.

B: I know you were at the Edo state house of assembly. So how has your experience in the state assembly prepared you for the challenges of the national assembly?

O: Fantastic. Don’t forget I did 8 years at the Edo state house of assembly and by the grace of the don apticate of the universe, that opportunity has assisted me colossally in dotting the parliamentary “I s” and crossing the legislative “T s” and has put me in good speed for the due discharge of my parliamentary onnus probandi ……, because when you examine the relationship between parliament at the state level and parliament at the national assembly, the difference, if any, is one of a twoodledum and twidlydim, little or no difference.

The only difference of course being that, whereas in the state house of assembly you only impact on a micro pedestal plane, at the national assembly, you are talking at a macro level. So if you ask me, there is a dialogical rapport between parliament at the state level and parliament at the national level. It is one of a micro cossum in a macro cossum.

So in a nutshell, I want to say that my experience in serving as a legislator for 8 years, and my experience when I was leader of the Edo state house of assembly for 4 years, put me certainly in good speed for this assignment at the national level.

B: Is that why you have been a vibrant member of this national assembly as it were?

O: Partly yes. Partly yes. It is terra ferma for me and not terra incognita. It is familiar to me and once you were ceased of the muances of parliamentary discourse and discobolus it follows therefore that it will be familiar to you too, partly…but again, partly it is equally responsible…, for the fact that you cannot succeed as a parliamentarian if you are not cosmopolitan. You must be prepared to immerse yourself in societal dialectics for you to be able to contribute efficaciously in a utilitarian modus.

So, if you are a parliamentarian and you don’t go through the ritual of even reading newspapers, you don’t bathe yourself in the aqua of the political cross currents, then you are going to be deuced, you are going to be paralytic in your contributions. So yes, my experience in the state of assembly has been responsible for my vibrancy in one breathe. At another breathe, my desire to perpetually entrench myself in political, social and intellectual currents have equally contributed in its own stead.

B: So in essence, what challenge are you giving to your other colleagues?

O: Sactas Simplicitas. They must avoid regular big stouting , suyaing , big stouting and peppersouping. Those are not the real issues. They must be prepared to immerse themselves in societal dialectics. They must put their nose to the grind stone. Chief Obafemi Awolowo the ikene philosopher said the difference between me and my other colleagues, was that when my other colleagues are cavorting in the dark alleys, I am in my library working myself 19 to the dozen.

You cannot succeed in life if you are not disciplined. You must be puritanical in your
predisposition, you must engage in an exercise of self purification and mortification, you must engage in an exercise of self abnegation, you must engage in an exercise of spiritual emulation. You must discipline the flesh. You must conquer the flesh. You must allow the spiritual aspect of you preponderate the material aspect, especially when you have been chosen to represent the people. So that at the end of the day, you can really say: vendi, vidi, vicki

B: what is the meaning of that?

O: I came, I saw, I conquered.

B: Sir,just like I told you that you are vibrant contributor to debates on the floor of the house at times does it really bother you whether the people get to understand what you say because of those big big grammar.

O: Well, let me say that I have been maniatally bewildered, in the words of Peter Pan, “overghasted and flabberwhelmed” when I am confronted by people as to what they stigmatize as my verbabodical dimosophy gyrations .But let me use this opportunity to say that I have never set out…, I don’t deliberately set out to confuse my audience. Certain you want me to be dumb, when I talk, they just come, misuse less packadoo . I bet you don’t give what you don’t have, what I have, I give.

B: So what is your parting word to Nigerians?

O: My parting word to Nigerians is to be patient with the president of the country President, Umaru Musa Y’aradua. I appreciate that a lot of people at this time are becoming very critical in assessing the president because they believe that 8 months is enough to chart a visionary trajectory. I share those sentiments, but at the same time, let us not forget that the country was in a state of economical quagmaya, political fantasmagorie and social stupor at the time the president came on board. So I appeal to Nigerians to be a little bit patient with him.

But at the same time, I want to appeal to Mr. President to see the victory in the cause as a wake up challenge, for him to leave the position of recupensy into one of recusansy. 8 months, people should be able to say “this is the direction of Mr. President”. 8 months, people should be able to say “Mr. President’s stance for this”. There is a difference between amiability; there is a difference between decency and activism. The president must leave his position of political, and social and administrative lethargy and take the driver’s seat.

As Mr. President, he drives, and others follow. So whereas I appeal to Nigerians to be patient with him, I equally call on Mr. President to ascend the challenges of governance, and he cannot do that except he take the driver’s seat as the political do edger, the political emir of trans Jordan, and the political major dobo, the buck……

minute:
lol.this thread belongs gentledove,if only u guys would move elsewhere
and let her get the help she needs.

hehehehe. . . okay-------------minute, will you please replace her on the chair so i can give some one on one attention

morenike09:
grandpa

Is that Wonderbra or might you be actually growing something on your chest  

@Mishoo

Assuming you no dey go look small girl pants when you dey school. . . .

Your head for don tell you say na 'Holy thug' i refer to as Oxymoron

You this Kangaroo.

Gamine:
Typing the knot?

This one na real online something

Pedants should be commited to the Gallows. . . .

Online Pedantry is a heightened display of Phantasmagoria

hehehehe

gentledove:
it seems i wnt get any help here. thanks all the same.

na wa ooo. . . .I tell you this is a situation that requires personal IM consultation.

And I do not charge by the hour.

gentledove:
i asked a simple question. my post should not be a dumping ground for bottled aggression. you guys should answer simple questions and stop looking for avenue to spit on each others' faces. thank you

hehehehe. . . .Sanguine meets bottled aggression.

A match made in Melancholia

holythug

that one na oxymoron ooo.

the worst kain slowpoke. . . . .hehehehehehe

Sharrap there. . . . . .omode ti o mo ra re l'omode

Na modern technology i blame.

***_{where my koboko sef}***

@Sect

Poof selection bruv.

Oh yes oo. . . .

I knw all about it. . .I am red blooded to the max.

Just holla me on IM. . . . .and we can get from sanguine to melancholic in no time.


hehehehehehehehe

Honorable Obahiagbon is currently sitting on the House Commitee for Power
and he seems to have responsibility for summing up the Panel's suspicions or feelings.

And he has been on form. . . .

I don't care what his detractors say. . . . .but the man deserves a show on TV.

@Germanning
Like he said. . . .'in the words of Peter Pan'

In fact he reminds me of our esteemed Student Union Leaders, the Arogundade's and Fashayo's of this world.
People who can oratorically uplift a crowd.

I say more grease for his well worn Dictionary

4play. . . . . .I thought I had seen it all

but I had the pleasure of seeing this legislator on AIT and I have been hooked since.

The man is a marvel and true to Nigerian norms, he has been given a nom de guerre(I dey try na)-------------

IGODO MEGODO.

Classic is his warning to his fellow legislators against 'BIG STOUTING, SUYAING, BIG STOUTING AND PEPPERSOUPING'

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

I wish I could embed the video below, but trust me it is well worth watching. . . . .Your patience would be well rewarded.
The video proper starts about twenty seconds in. It does work.

https://thumbs.vidiac.com/comment/d31e1fbd-5677-4136-83ea-9a50005cd308.jpg

I wonder how long it will take for these armed robbers to start terrorising Nigerian Airspace the way they have terrorised our roads.

I still find it incredulous that these items e.g Ambassador make courtesy visit to prominent politician, showers platitudes, still make the News.

Abeg make naija news organisations buckle up.

big b1. well if your mentor had invested a penny in the sector we would not have this emergency.

Heehehehehehe. . . . .

The Pompey match still dey cause ripples.

dayokanu:
Dementia is the mAIN PROBLEM WITH chacal,
for someone in an asylum for the past 5 years you show no improvement at all.

Look at I-man he was as mad as you even worse but now he is taking to treatment positively He is now bound with ropes instead of chains that he started with.

Jackal has made straight thinking more difficult than Laplace transforms, Runge Kutta numerical method or E=MC2

They took you to the forest hoping you would die off instead you went on a rape spree with all sort of animals Porcupines, Lizards even got married to a warewolf.
The goverment was comtemplating ending your life but spending a bullet on you is too grand for you So help the govt out go stick your privates in a socket
He is extremely mad

Continue with such good performances. You are lucky that you are competing against a cursed team in Arsenal. Arsenal would not win the league even if all their opponents don't show up for games,

United played well yet they lost; a poor display is when your have a zillion chances and you couldnt bury any.

But Seriously. . . . . .All these una monologues. . . . . .Are they meant to be witty.

Chacal:
@ Dayokanu,

In the kingdom of PLONKERS, you deserved to be made the President.
You are so poor in spirit, rainbow does not appear in colours when u view it.

Hehehehehehe. . . . . . . E le yi ma po sha

Sometimes I wonder. . . . .I just wonder.

Haiwa. . . . . . .

Na Pompey victory cause all this Kasala

OK oooo

@D- Reloaded

The king of Comedy with De Niro as well

i swear. . . . . .

Ferdinand still dey taste sand sand for im mouth

Who im think say e be. . . . . .Alloy Agu

but the guy make me fear sha . . . . .2 close tto the ball 4 comfort yo

@Chacal

Hippo's Butt. . . . .hehehehehe

Dem dey sell am for Warri??

Na wa ooo

U for use your thread go clean yansh. . . .Shio