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Why did the chicken cross the road

n-guage

tell me which hiphop song I got my nl signature from

snazzydawn rules

MoOdYLaDy:
Like a star - Corinne Bailey Rae

Like say your type dey listen to Corrine Bailey Rae

@topic

Gay Bar- Electric Six

Moody lady

no be time for vex o

if I hit a nerve, make u hold am right there

Time for vex still dey.

But na true, u no really need English.

As you are allegedly a fine girl, you can always provide services
that are always in demand.

Shoot I might even ring you up too.
Aint gonna pay more than a dollar though

@Islander

I thot u wanted Wall Street to beckon
If u had behaved urself, I might have got you the hookup

Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Lazard,
you name it, thats where we mingle.

But you jus had to be a b***h.
We dont appreciate bitches in financial circles baby.
Too many harassment suits around.

Your Wall Street Career is finished before it even started

I got a third, and I have a perfectly good reason for it.

I detested the strictures of the university especially when it came to formulating an argument
or presenting a paper.

Because of the lecturesrs mental laziness, they demand that your argument follows a logical pattern
i.e A-B.

But I like to defy logic. I prefer to start from n-z then finally to a.

It is more creative, less boring, and quite cryptic.

But the Pataks couldn't be bothered .
They would rather fail me.

hehehe

Una think say u fit gang up like u
dey do for everybody

Bloody Mumus
You Islander wey come find naija bobo marry for here
Nonsense

Omo Eko
Go learn English. I wonder how Penn State take accept you in the first instance
You sure say no be Community College you dey
Who dash you econs assignment.

Abi na Home Economics u dey do.


Wetin pain me pass for una be the way una dey shout una credentials for here.
Na everybody know say Islander don get clients.
Cleaner wey dey call himself Cleaning Consultant.

Yeye dey smell

@Henry

its one thing faking woman wrapper,
but to be one for real aint cool men.

So make u go sleep

@Omo Eko

U are just dense, I swear like the Amazon.
U will prolly smoke all the greenery in there.
Gosh!!!! I never see
Put some meat on the bone woman.

@Henry

Aint it past your bedtime boy

Islander:
Dolphin, f.uck off

If your uglyass had read my original post you would have deduced (if you know what that means) that my claims about her being a liar has absolutely nothing to do with her kitchen post. Who cares about what she posted here. Isn't it a normal thing for you people to lie through your teeth on this forum, From Chemists to Doctors to Preacher to Scientists, I have heard them all,

Who cares about who your f.ucking dad is? I don't . Please spare me your sorry ass tales. I am not at all concerned,

Again let snaggledown come here and refute my claims, she won't I know because I will spread her ass out here, just like I have a few more liars to expose.

Now get your chi chi mon ass out of my thread, I don't have luck with ugly people. Better yet why don't you suckle on those DDD of that the heifer you follow around Nairaland like a sissy,

hehehehe

at least unlike ur partner u sabi speak english

Make u two no worry I get una time well this time.

U dey talk say I wowo. As if that one na new thing

All the girls wey don talk am I had within a week.

But I aint even interested in your peanut breasted self.

Go and ask them at St. Mary's, Montego Bay, Kingston

I be taking their babes to Cloud Nine.

No Chi Chi mon here woman

MoOdYLaDy:
Anyway you are not in my legend

wetin that one mean

MoOdYLaDy:
so move to one side and let that sexy gentleman standing next to you come through.
!!!!!!!!!shio rubbish

Its alrite

his name is atutupuyoyo Festus

he is all yours

MoOdYLaDy:
LOL gosh you are hating over my pic , let me tell you something, Am so freaking hot that i will never date your wowo guys on Nairaland, my beauty is something handsome men(something u will not know nothing about) can not ignore , anyone who has seen my pic will confirm it

So plz you don't want to see my other side tonight, not in the fucking mood for all this bitchy talk of you

hehehe

I no even want sef.

Go use that ganja burn my spilla.

Me I like babes with REFINEMENT. U sabi spell am so

I never even see ur picshur sef, but I no dey trip.

Make I tell u, I be football player dey earn proper cheddar.
Girls wey fine pass u we don reject. So dont fret. I no dey slack for that department.

Nonsense

henry007:
doyin , i no sure whether u be bish or dawg oh.talk the tin wey consign thread

Ohhhhhhhhhhh


Get behind me you Satan

Kai who care about where you come from

U can be born in aruba or the Antilles for all I care.

But we must let fantasies rule on nland.

If I say I drive a Bentley who gives a Bleep if its true or not.

The girl talk say e get kitchen wey e no get. So wetin

My papa na Mike Adenuga and I get 1 milla for account.

Take me to Judge Judy now make I see una.

henry abi henrietta or wetin u call urself

Make u carry urself comot

No be modelling contract u talk say u dey look for

Go Ajegunle, one that will suit u dey there.

WHo dey call me Dolphin

No let me bat you to St kitts like Sarwan

MoOdYLaDy:
Dude plz show me your the proof to back up your claims

I tire for u

Dey shout for all the four corners of nland say u fine.

U Amy winehouse looker of a lady

Don smoke all the meat for your body with that Ganja

Nonsense

See guilty conscience

I no mention anybody name o

Una go dey reveal unaself
one by one.


Hypocrites

whichever amongst you never lie

make e dey cast the first stone.

Una come here dey do holier-than-thou
dey say una fine.

Shio

Ninjabyte:
White Teeeeeth? Dats Close Up.

@Doyin
Chei, u are one 'ol mugu. Just the sight of the face with "Close-Up Teeth" Tempts You? Hmmm

who be this dodoyo

kai you are back again


_{must resist temptation}

No comments

thinking you bloody scared them away

well no worries

I am only allowed to date hound over 23's

I would have hounded you like a hormonal teen

@ballerina

kai dont you make me wish I was 17-20 again

@Islander

na face we wan chop

you fit get marks of Ogbomosho for your face

I no send

But as long as your pillows are cushiony

and you can represent in Bakassi

Its all good

Sounds fantastic to me I must say.

come david eh

which ones be your own

anywhere i dey try claim woman your id dey show up

omoge

come I dont drink nor smoke

I spend a lot of time in the gym as well

Come make I marry you

hehehehe

all na play now

adult play no less

Una sure say na true

rules rules rules everywhere

i am a rebel by nature

anarchy is the paradise of my dreams
and the only place I can establish that is
in the bedroom

So no rules please.

Soon una go talk say I am not allowed to slam the woman on the
bed like a wwf wrestler

no.10 aint great abeg

that one na torture

i might as well go to a strip joint