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make una no mind Gamine o.

dont be fooled by her profile pic

she get slim body, and a most grotesque
sight for a stomach.

the girl get bags of cellulite for hips.

U can understand her outburst now. . .

Rule no 13-

what excuse can you give when you have commented ''nice eight pack''


Rule no 17

Well if u dont go on long enuff, isnt it reasonable that you make up for the shortfall
with some nice phone intimacy.

Rule no 13

I wouldnt call it greed. More like trying to help her maintain her figure

Rule no 16

Ol bob, you have to stand back and see how u measure na

well the rules should have some leeway. Take for example the poor brother with his fly down.

A zip has lacerated edges and it is dangerously close to a man's most precious physical assets.

I like to let men handle their biz but jeez, the thought of what could happen. . .

I have to alert the brother abeg. . .dont you remember there's something about mary

somze:
I-man
I usually don't reply when you start with such tones,

Anyway re-read my comments again and NOTE the word shady. I did not talk about the number of decisions, I talked about shady decisions. Its a known fact the number of shady decisions that went your way last season, Ronaldo probably scored a third of his goals that way.

While you're at it give me the statistics of how many penalties were awarded at OT for the opposing team, compare that to Arsenal and Chelsea. Thank you

Yes oh. All them I-man wey like stats. like say we still dey school.

Because of him, Pedantry reigns on this forum. . .

So for all of Cuban's millions, the best he can do is Eddie Jones creaky bones.

He should put his mouth where his billions are, disregard the salary cap and sign Kobe.

That is the only time I will take the Mavs seriously.

Till then I will simply send you to Oakland to go get whooped.

NUGGETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

who remember's Finidi's at USA 94.

mr pataki where i know u from. 

@almondjoy no mind me jare. That Islander. Her people can't play cricket
and I have to support them cause they are the only black people that play.

But idiots keep losing me bets. 

B T W U suppose see the girl sef. Na real Lepa. Eja shawa.
She aint got nothing on ur rambunctious self.

the girl na proper skeleme.

Use some of your 'stocks, bonds etc.' to buy you some proper jerk ok.

Well your skinny bony ass is enough to make one turn bloody gay.

I hope you dont murder Omo Eko out of Booty jealousy.

Islander:
DAVID BAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ask your well rounded friends who have been living here, Classes are offered at CUNY anD SUNNY 24/7,

You numbskull, earlier this year I was with Dr. T during the day, I am there in the afternoon( 4.30- 6) No NOT at nights, I stay in the lab or library to finish up assignments,


No he is a naturalised citizen, so his tuition is covered, He doesn't have to sleep with older white men in FEllowships for an education, LOLOLOLOL

For real you sure are some insecure lady. Bloody hell

Just be on your way and be secure in the knowledge that though nobody loves you, the Lord does.

Let your TATA's mean TATA Haba

davidylan:
By the way you havent cried about your stocks, bonds and bank balance yet you know. the rest of us must be church rats the way you sing like a canary as if we are interested in the lifeless existence of a boobless and brainless sow.

Oh for sure. She has mentioned it as is customary.

It is the lesson on Caarribean forex supremacy over the Africans that i am waiting for.

Islander:
No Doyin, point of correction bat, Not stay "at" but stay "in", lard have mercy pon this chile.

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hahahaha. . . I thought we were still on the sarcasm tip. . .i was only trying to humor you

i guess you are just a dunce.

Islander suggests i should stay at school. lolololol

This girl really is a joker. . .

You think because I don't shout my profession and wealth like you do. . .

Islander:
Any fool here would see I am obviously "messing with your head" when I wrote that, Your nose is so stuck up your scaley ass that sarcasm just happens to pass you by.

Are you for real. You are calling someone else stuck up

Shame you dont have any ass to speak off.

HEHEHEHE

I was thinking the same thing.

I have never seen anyone say goodbye so much and still hang around.

Just Ridiculous.

You really should go play with that Rabbit of yours

Islander:
OMG!!!! I see you have been dying to tangle with me, LOLOLOLOL, No duck, I am NOT any those things you went to the dictionary to copy( I can tell you one thing though) what I do surpasses what you, your great grand, grand and those to come can ever be,

PS, Sucking? Awwww. your mama refused to breast fed you, right? How terrible of her!!!!!!,

Dull skull, Islander has a problem with seeing in the dark, takia!!!


ROFLMSAO, Show me where I ever claimed that? LOLOLOLOLOLOL, That's why there are so many useless people in this world. Instead of "seeing" with their eyes, they rely on others,

Fuming? Nah you DO NOT have what it takes to make this Island girl fume, (show me your stocks, bank acccount, bonds et al, )

well if baseball didn't have so many spurts, i wouldn't have your time.

and trust me, you are so so irrelevant, (though you think being the Sir Jack's granddaughter deserves some conceit)
I wonder y i would ever yarn abt you with anyone. That goes for all you windies.

Bloody idiots lost me a bet at the Cricket WC

are you fuming.

i must be really bad to test the patience of a 'psychologist' / 'psychiatrist'/ 'psychoanalyst'/ 'dicksucking'
or whatever it is you so vociferously claim to do.

hahaha

you are still giving lessons.

i bet you are dying to teach the intricacies of the foreign exchange rates again.

if i am no fun, you Sir Jacks grandaughter are just a retard. lol

I couldn't have put it better.

nana:
See this bros o!I tell u say i dey single before? Ka fi owo pa e lara ko,kin fi owo gba e loju ni?

ROFLMAO

Eyin omode yi. O ju yin ti la.

Anyway how are you? Long time.

You have decided to stop pasting your pics i see.

hahahaha.

YOu wish you were from Mustique.

More like from Montserrat.

and this ugly people business. its a bit redundant isnt it.

If you are not careful you will end up marrying a Buju lookalike.

Islander:
@Doyin,
As much as I would have liked to pay you that much needed attention you have been craving for months, sorry I ONLY have time for one person tonight.

PS, Yes. I can buy and sell you 1000 times and still have enough change left over to donate to "Feed the Children"

Now run along knucklehead,

hehehehe, ''the charity worker'' is being philantrophic.

I bet you have pictures of you and Sir Jack meeting the Queen and all.

were you wearing white gloves and curtsying too.

I guess we should feel privileged. we are in the presence of someone who has royal connections
from the Colonies no less

How dainty?

eh nana. how far now?

wetin dey happen.

are you still single?

ka fi owo pa e la ra

Islander:
LOL, Long distance? I ginne die,

No Almond, I have to be mindful who I take home, Don't want to make the front page of the Nation's Newspapers' Grand daughter of Former Governor Genaral Sir. Jack, disgraces us by returning home with a Monkey"

Governor General Sir Jack. hahahahahahaha lolololololol

That sounds so uppity, I would swear nairaland is now New England.

Ok. I am the grandson of former House of Reps head Patricia Etteh

I wonder what is expected of me. . . any suggestions

davidylan:
When Watson said many of us blacks were very low in intelligence he must have had u in mind.

If Watson Knew anything, Conan Doyle would have made him more than a sidekick

_{I too funny abeg}

almondjoy:
Please scoot over some, I wanno sit next to you to observe this gruesome party!. May be we can join in later depending on how good it gets! I want a piece of the action too.

hehehehehe

almond babeee

You sure do paint the most stimulating pictures.

Do you wish to be a monkey?


B T W. Isnt Havana a living breathing Museum? The Architecture is so sublime,
it is almost like walking into the middle of last century

Hahahahaha

I cant wait till when Islander steals MoodyLady's boyfriend or vice versa.

That is how this story usually ends.

I just hope it is played out on nairaland.

Its true United is not only going to win the treble.

They will win the quadruple.

Brother I think you need a hug

@almondjoy

i was going to say the same thing.

It seems nairaland has become a land of drag queens in my abscence.

Anyway I sure missed me some Babeeloveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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