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Family / Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by dozzybreezy(m): 10:59pm On Sep 29, 2020
Your father is Okra plant.
You sef na okra plant.
The different is that your own okra no fit pass your father's.
Crime / Re: Man Dies During Beer Parlor Fracas In Anambra by dozzybreezy(m): 5:07pm On Sep 21, 2020
Franzinni:
You will never hear freinds smoke Igbo and fight ... But alcohol hmm

They are spirits in a bottle

Clean talk
Romance / Re: Godfrey Baguma “Ugliest Man” in Uganda Marries Third Wife In Grand Style -Photos by dozzybreezy(m): 11:39pm On Sep 04, 2020
Nairaland Gold digger ladies, I hail una oo
Romance / Re: "She's Mine, He's Dreaming": Pre-wedding T-shirts by dozzybreezy(m): 9:05pm On Sep 02, 2020
This kind of scenario occurs when one form of human being with a manhood attains the highest level of illiteracy.

Tufiakwa!!!

Crime / Re: Two Gays Arrested In Jigawa Over Homosexual Act In A Hotel by dozzybreezy(m): 9:01pm On Sep 02, 2020
What nonsense!
People and their idiosyncrasies!

Pets / Re: Gsd Puppies For Sale by dozzybreezy(m): 10:33pm On Aug 31, 2020
No wonder your price is 25k. Those are not GSD pups. How can the ears stand at this age which the are?
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Condemns Reported Killing Of DSS Personnel By IPOB Members by dozzybreezy(m): 8:15am On Aug 29, 2020
This is fake news. OP, go to hell!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Erica's Igbo Cultural Presentation Impresses South Africans by dozzybreezy(m): 1:47pm On Aug 26, 2020
Igbo Amaka!
Atleast with this latest development, I am sure of tasting a south African babe soonest
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Kiddwaya’s Mother Sheds Tears As She Begs Fans To Vote For Him (Video) by dozzybreezy(m): 1:43pm On Aug 26, 2020
No ma, I'm not voting for him sorry, dust your tears. Shebi your husband, kiddwayas father is a billionaire? Wait let other families have a taste of ordinary million. Thank you ma.

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Health / Re: My Skin Is Too Soft (please Help) by dozzybreezy(m): 1:36pm On Aug 26, 2020
I hope your Di*k is also over soft so that our young girls will have rest for you and keep their virginity.
Politics / Re: FFK: I Hereby Withdraw The Word “Stupid” That I Used On Journalist, I Regret It by dozzybreezy(m): 9:48am On Aug 26, 2020
FFK, I WILL NEVER RESPECT YOU UNTIL I DIE.

Thunder will kill you there.

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Food / Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Cooked With Just 200 Naira by dozzybreezy(m): 9:27pm On Aug 23, 2020
Did I come to this world to eat plain rice mixed with raw red oil, maggi cubes and scattered egg?
How many heads does Dangote have?

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Food / Matured Male Turkeys For Sell. by dozzybreezy(m): 4:08pm On Aug 22, 2020
I have two big white male turkey birds that I want to sell at a very affordable price. Location is Sango Ota, Ogun state.
Serious buyers should reach me via 07037893746.

Pets / Re: You by dozzybreezy(m): 1:14pm On Aug 22, 2020
If you sleep beside a hungry one, R.I.P in advance.
Food / Re: Soft Drinks To Cost More As Customs Proposes Excise Duty by dozzybreezy(m): 10:13pm On Aug 21, 2020
Na only them go dey drink am
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Wathoni's Armpit Causes Outrage On Social Media (Viewers Discretion) by dozzybreezy(m): 2:23pm On Aug 20, 2020
Watony get boil for armpit
Nenge he korokoro for nyash
Bb9ja 2020, wonders shall never end.

Crime / Re: Notorious Kaduna Kidnapper 'Guddal' Arrested & Handcuffed By Police by dozzybreezy(m): 1:56pm On Aug 20, 2020
If you people can't kill him, call me let me use HAMMER and shatter his BRAIN.
TV/Movies / Re: Vee: Konji Keeps Hitting Me Harder - I May Not Survive 5 Weeks In This House by dozzybreezy(m): 1:52pm On Aug 20, 2020
Neo is there waisting precious time. If na me, I for don chop Vee clean mouth. I won't even use duvet.
Crime / Re: ‘I Am A Dismissed Soldier’: Man Who Beat Up Policewoman Confesses by dozzybreezy(m): 12:27am On Aug 14, 2020
This mans face shows that he has a very dull brain. He is a psycho!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Cameroon: Nigerians Mock Cameroonians by dozzybreezy(m): 10:17am On Aug 06, 2020
The simple truth is that the organisers will make enough money to make their next edition far better than this.

Romance / Re: Man Refuses To Kneel While Proposing To Girlfriend by dozzybreezy(m): 10:09pm On Aug 05, 2020
Arewa1408:


You will most probably marry a desperate secondhand woman that has nothing to offer.

Because i can't kneel down? You have an intellectual deficiency syndrome.

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Romance / Re: Man Refuses To Kneel While Proposing To Girlfriend by dozzybreezy(m): 8:42pm On Aug 05, 2020
I can never kneel down to propose.
Those who did sold their head of the house right that very moment spiritually and physically.
They are called full grown fools (in Pete Edochie's Voice).

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Pets / Re: My Colleague Wants To Chop Off His Puppies Tail by dozzybreezy(m): 4:37pm On Aug 05, 2020
Help me ask your friend if he is preparing for war

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Pets / Re: Boerboel Cross Mongrel For Sale by dozzybreezy(m): 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2020
Demonic
Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Hosts Prophet Odumeje In His Office - Pictures by dozzybreezy(m): 3:19pm On Aug 02, 2020
There is something about that locomotive step of his
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Ka3na And Praise Caught Having Sex by dozzybreezy(m): 11:10am On Aug 01, 2020
Ma3na the lie mohammeed
Celebrities / Re: Are You A Bi-sexual Or Homosexual? - Dele Momodu To Bobrisky (Video) by dozzybreezy(m): 8:14pm On Jul 31, 2020
Bob risky the lie Muhammad

Your ass hoe has been damaged
Pets / Re: Have You Been Chased By A Dog Before? Share Your Experience. by dozzybreezy(m): 8:02pm On Jul 31, 2020
That day, i jumped on top of a car
Politics / Re: Buhari Watches As Sallah Ram Is Being Slaughtered by dozzybreezy(m): 7:45pm On Jul 31, 2020
You don't minit

Food / Re: Have You Seen Or Eaten Albino Cucumbers Before? (Photos) by dozzybreezy(m): 7:40pm On Jul 31, 2020
I'm Just knowing about it.
Pets / Re: 3 Weeks Pregnant Rottweiler And 3 Months Boerboel For Sale by dozzybreezy(m): 11:59pm On Jul 29, 2020
Bash my man! I see you my man...
Pets / Re: Meet My Beautiful Damsel (troy) by dozzybreezy(m): 11:56pm On Jul 29, 2020
amizzy48:
u can't pass simple message across without using any abusive words.
So the dog is looking mad from all the previous pix above? Besides even not everyday I comb the fur atleast 2-3 times weekly

Lolz

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