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No news yet about Abba Kyri, why?

I now fully understand what the congratulatory message camouflaged as a sympathetic letter OBJ sent to Sanusi upon his disposal means.

Let's sit and watch the days nfold their plots.

Let's stay tuned...

Nawa o

Nice write up.

Sounds good meehhn.

Mudafcka!
Like, what is happening mehhhn?

Current ratio and percentage of Nigerian coronavirus test
97:333
97/333*100=29.13%

Current ratio and percentage of Uk corona virus test
17,089:120,776
17,089/120,776*100=14.15%

The percentage of Nigerian citizens tested positive of corona virus is higher than UK. I am an economist, please don't be deceived!

Even a drunk Igbo man can't perform such abominable and yet non beneficial act.
Hausa Ajoka!
I hope No1 is seeing what his cows are doing in this country?

E be like say pesin chop am slap for eyeball.
Ordinary pressUp, policemen no fit do. Dem just dey carry potombelle dey waka anyhow.

Haha
Are u people looking for a way to cover the truth? Well, this format no work. Let him hold today's news paper and try again.
Ndi Oshi! Ole buruku!

I have faith in Christ Jesus

I will never forgive all the government officials that have led and is still leading Nigeria.
10k is nonsense

China why! You people don't even take clean births. White for nothing!

The boy no go talk true now make we know how we go take help am.

Abroad people make una talk na

Extupendo¡

Gaggi:
Ghosting is the most effective but most heartless form of breaking up. I don't recommend it but it's effective even though it's called a coward's approach.
Anyway, just tell her you need to focus on your life. People tend to take such lines better unlike when you say you've met someone else.

Bro, I have a lighted weed & an Action bitter liquor right now, so, I can't lie to you.
You are so intelligent. I felt the power in your grammatical construction and the message is 'clean clear'.

Kingosytex:
Sorry I was a bit rude, that's not my usual self.

Like seriously?
do you owe her an apology?
You fall our hand bro

Oya collect am!
Egypt self dey for bible, yet covid19 don enter there.
Dey mumu your self there

God please help us. Do not let us all perish this way.
Buhari pls be proactive.
If the weed you smoke is not giving you enough inspiration, change am today!!!

God please help your people, do not let us all perish this way, AMEN.
Buhari, pls be need proactive.
If the weed you smoke don't give you enough inspiration, change am today!!!

LearnITsmash:
Nigerians are the most senseless sets of people I have ever seen, they believe in a fake Roman god more than the the Roman's do, and they can't even stay at home and avoid churches this period because they are brainwashed cows, imagine a brainwashed lady telling me that a useless white jesus will protect her and her silly kids

You are a demon. Start evaluating your life from today. I am sure that your punishment has been prepared. God will punish you !

LearnITsmash:
Nigerians don't have any sense, this is how I told a lady that sells things to me yesterday to pull her kids from school or limit their exposure to other people and the stupid ignorant dingbat of a Lady said that a useless Roman jesus will protect them, the more stupid reply from senseless Nigerians

You are a smelling magot!!!
You are so senseless for calling Jesus useless.

BUBU, Will you die if you bring it down to N100ltr?

Nchi a na echetara ita aru!

That weak bones is living with an outdated brain and I pity Nigerians for being led by him. Must he wait to be reminded of necessary actions to take before he does?
He was reminded to reduce fuel price after the drastic fall of oil price worldwide.
He was also reminded to close borders against immigrants from covid19 highly infected countries.
Now, another one!!
I watched trumps civid19 press conference yesterday and I highly commended him for that step he took.

Nigerian Human specie is the rugged one! Local Turkey�

Yes! After all 70% of the medical Doctors america have today are from Nigeria.
The only country that defended corona virus perfectly! 9jA I dey hail, na just greediness dey kill us.
Our herbal roots strong well well! Our hot temperature and heat is second to none.
Common guys lets produce a cure for Covid 19 and market to the world!!!

Oyindidi:
You love the mother but you no want her son in your house. Yeye husband

What a dumb statement to make.

Do you know the emotional troubles men face to know that their wives had children for other men not to talk of accommodating them?

I hope you will have your own children out of wed luck and start looking for another man to house them. Only then you will understand.

I started smoking weed, gave a Bleep to no body except my 'Chi' and Parents.
Notwithstanding that I was a maths guru, too handsome with an innocent look. so with that, girls offer me there P for free fingering during exams.
I also remember how I leave the school with some pears to a playstation shop by 6pm everyday and we would return very late (12am and sometimes 2am) and enter the school premises through the fence. One faithful day, we were on our way back around 2am, some old men with white face masks and guns jumped out from the bush. We screamed and screamed thinking we have been attacked by spirits.
To cut the story short, they took us to their community square and it was then we realized that they are human vigilanties on night watch. The accused us of robbing and decided to kill us. We cried and pleaded that we are students from the sec. Sch. in their community and that we went to view the nations cup. They took us to our school for identification and that was how we gained back freedom.

The odyssey of Sanusi is an inspiration to me!
One man food is another man poison

"It is good because you have paid the price"

If I understood, will I quote it out?

Skmoda360:
but my game no cut now...over 1.5 lo sure ju.

Goodluck bro.
I will try again by week end