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Health / Re: First COVID-19 Patient In Oyo Discharged by dozzybreezy(m): 11:57am On Mar 31, 2020
Sounds good meehhn.

Health / Re: 4 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now A Total Of 135 Confirmed Cases by dozzybreezy(m): 11:54am On Mar 31, 2020
Mudafcka!
Like, what is happening mehhhn?

Religion / Re: Did You Go To Church Today Amidst The Coronavirus Pandemic? by dozzybreezy(m): 10:27am On Mar 29, 2020
Current ratio and percentage of Nigerian coronavirus test
97:333
97/333*100=29.13%

Current ratio and percentage of Uk corona virus test
17,089:120,776
17,089/120,776*100=14.15%

The percentage of Nigerian citizens tested positive of corona virus is higher than UK. I am an economist, please don't be deceived!
Crime / Re: COVID-19: Muslim Youths Burn Police Station In Katsina For Stopping Their Prayer by dozzybreezy(m): 8:38am On Mar 29, 2020
Even a drunk Igbo man can't perform such abominable and yet non beneficial act.
Hausa Ajoka!
I hope No1 is seeing what his cows are doing in this country?

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Crime / Re: Policeman Faints While Trying To Arrest A Suspect In Agege, Lagos by dozzybreezy(m): 9:15am On Mar 27, 2020
E be like say pesin chop am slap for eyeball.
Ordinary pressUp, policemen no fit do. Dem just dey carry potombelle dey waka anyhow.
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Buhari In His Office Shared By The Presidency by dozzybreezy(m): 8:16am On Mar 27, 2020
Haha
Are u people looking for a way to cover the truth? Well, this format no work. Let him hold today's news paper and try again.
Ndi Oshi! Ole buruku!
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by dozzybreezy(m): 3:37pm On Mar 26, 2020
I have faith in Christ Jesus
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by dozzybreezy(m): 9:02am On Mar 26, 2020
I will never forgive all the government officials that have led and is still leading Nigeria.
10k is nonsense
Health / Re: Chinese Man Dies Of Hanta Virus Infection by dozzybreezy(m): 1:11pm On Mar 24, 2020
China why! You people don't even take clean births. White for nothing!
Politics / Re: Paul Ibe: Atiku’s Son Did Not Visit Any Club In Abuja After Arrival by dozzybreezy(m): 8:07pm On Mar 23, 2020
The boy no go talk true now make we know how we go take help am.

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Abroad, How Do You Cope With The Coronavirus Issue? by dozzybreezy(m): 8:03pm On Mar 23, 2020
Abroad people make una talk na

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Kunle Ara Pharmacy In Ibadan Enforces Social Distancing (Photos) by dozzybreezy(m): 5:47pm On Mar 23, 2020
Extupendo¡

Romance / Re: How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Breaking Her Heart? My Story by dozzybreezy(m): 5:40pm On Mar 23, 2020
Gaggi:
Ghosting is the most effective but most heartless form of breaking up. I don't recommend it but it's effective even though it's called a coward's approach.
Anyway, just tell her you need to focus on your life. People tend to take such lines better unlike when you say you've met someone else.
Bro, I have a lighted weed & an Action bitter liquor right now, so, I can't lie to you.
You are so intelligent. I felt the power in your grammatical construction and the message is 'clean clear'.
Sports / Re: Scene Of The Accident That Killed Ifeanyi George (Graphic Photos) by dozzybreezy(m): 8:22pm On Mar 22, 2020
Kingosytex:


Sorry I was a bit rude, that's not my usual self.
Like seriously?
do you owe her an apology?
You fall our hand bro

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Explains Why Coronavirus "Won't Enter Abia State" by dozzybreezy(m): 1:53pm On Mar 22, 2020
Oya collect am!
Egypt self dey for bible, yet covid19 don enter there.
Dey mumu your self there

Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by dozzybreezy(m): 2:54pm On Mar 19, 2020
God please help us. Do not let us all perish this way.
Buhari pls be proactive.
If the weed you smoke is not giving you enough inspiration, change am today!!!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Confirms Four New Cases Of Coronavirus by dozzybreezy(m): 2:52pm On Mar 19, 2020
God please help your people, do not let us all perish this way, AMEN.
Buhari, pls be need proactive.
If the weed you smoke don't give you enough inspiration, change am today!!!
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Africa Recorded 17 Deaths In 24 Hours – WHO by dozzybreezy(m): 11:32am On Mar 19, 2020
LearnITsmash:

Nigerians are the most senseless sets of people I have ever seen, they believe in a fake Roman god more than the the Roman's do, and they can't even stay at home and avoid churches this period because they are brainwashed cows, imagine a brainwashed lady telling me that a useless white jesus will protect her and her silly kids undecided
You are a demon. Start evaluating your life from today. I am sure that your punishment has been prepared. God will punish you !

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Africa Recorded 17 Deaths In 24 Hours – WHO by dozzybreezy(m): 11:27am On Mar 19, 2020
LearnITsmash:
Nigerians don't have any sense, this is how I told a lady that sells things to me yesterday to pull her kids from school or limit their exposure to other people and the stupid ignorant dingbat of a Lady said that a useless Roman jesus will protect them, the more stupid reply from senseless Nigerians undecided

You are a smelling magot!!!
You are so senseless for calling Jesus useless.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Reduces Petroleum Price To N125 Per Litre by dozzybreezy(m): 10:35pm On Mar 18, 2020
BUBU, Will you die if you bring it down to N100ltr?

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Politics / Re: Address Nigerians On Coronavirus - Senate To Buhari by dozzybreezy(m): 5:01pm On Mar 18, 2020
Nchi a na echetara ita aru!

That weak bones is living with an outdated brain and I pity Nigerians for being led by him. Must he wait to be reminded of necessary actions to take before he does?
He was reminded to reduce fuel price after the drastic fall of oil price worldwide.
He was also reminded to close borders against immigrants from covid19 highly infected countries.
Now, another one!!
I watched trumps civid19 press conference yesterday and I highly commended him for that step he took.
Health / Re: Nigerian Tests Negative For Coronavirus After First Testing Positive by dozzybreezy(m): 5:34pm On Mar 13, 2020
Nigerian Human specie is the rugged one! Local Turkey�

Yes! After all 70% of the medical Doctors america have today are from Nigeria.
The only country that defended corona virus perfectly! 9jA I dey hail, na just greediness dey kill us.
Our herbal roots strong well well! Our hot temperature and heat is second to none.
Common guys lets produce a cure for Covid 19 and market to the world!!!

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Family / Re: My Husband Doesn’t Want My Son To Come And Stay With Us by dozzybreezy(m): 10:15am On Mar 13, 2020
Oyindidi:
You love the mother but you no want her son in your house. Yeye husband
What a dumb statement to make.

Do you know the emotional troubles men face to know that their wives had children for other men not to talk of accommodating them?

I hope you will have your own children out of wed luck and start looking for another man to house them. Only then you will understand.

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Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by dozzybreezy(m): 12:17pm On Mar 12, 2020
I started smoking weed, gave a Bleep to no body except my 'Chi' and Parents.
Notwithstanding that I was a maths guru, too handsome with an innocent look. so with that, girls offer me there P for free fingering during exams.
I also remember how I leave the school with some pears to a playstation shop by 6pm everyday and we would return very late (12am and sometimes 2am) and enter the school premises through the fence. One faithful day, we were on our way back around 2am, some old men with white face masks and guns jumped out from the bush. We screamed and screamed thinking we have been attacked by spirits.
To cut the story short, they took us to their community square and it was then we realized that they are human vigilanties on night watch. The accused us of robbing and decided to kill us. We cried and pleaded that we are students from the sec. Sch. in their community and that we went to view the nations cup. They took us to our school for identification and that was how we gained back freedom.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Appoints Deposed Emir Sanusi Into KADIPA Board by dozzybreezy(m): 9:54pm On Mar 10, 2020
The odyssey of Sanusi is an inspiration to me!
One man food is another man poison
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Writes Letter To Sanusi: Your Dethronement As Emir Is Good And Bad by dozzybreezy(m): 1:26pm On Mar 10, 2020
"It is good because you have paid the price"

If I understood, will I quote it out?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by dozzybreezy(m): 8:18pm On Mar 08, 2020
Skmoda360:

but my game no cut now...over 1.5 lo sure ju. grin

Goodluck bro.
I will try again by week end
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by dozzybreezy(m): 7:50pm On Mar 08, 2020
See as my game just cut. prediction and now 2: 0
Chai.
Travel / Re: Photos Of Frozen Homes In New York After Snowstorm, Trapped Residents For Days by dozzybreezy(m): 6:45pm On Mar 08, 2020
Nawa oo
Crime / Re: A Woman Beheaded In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by dozzybreezy(m): 6:42pm On Mar 08, 2020
Chai!!!
Because of 150k
Tears just have ur way and roll down pls, I can't hold u back any longer!!
TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by dozzybreezy(m): 10:55pm On Mar 07, 2020
Foreign - The Strong.
- The Identical twins

Local - Egg of life
- Isakaba
- Living in bondage
Health / Re: Mordi Ononye Doing Coronavirus Screening At The Airport (Photo) by dozzybreezy(m): 8:32pm On Mar 01, 2020
so he can not do common body exercise? Look at his tommy.

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