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Health / Re: Experts Ask Why Africa Seems To Have Few Coronavirus cases by dozzybreezy(m): 8:26pm On Mar 01, 2020
No need to read the long talk.
Africa have fewer corona virus cases simply because we have a thick and strong skin.
Health / Re: Coronavirus In Lagos Nigeria: The Italian Patient's Contacts To Be Identified by dozzybreezy(m): 9:27am On Feb 28, 2020
Chai! Our FG is so cruel!

I told them to Quarantine people traveling down to the Nigeria from corona infected countries once they land in the airports but FG never listened. Instead they kept on advertising that travelers should isolate themselves for two weeks once the enter Nigeria.
Who does that

I hate Nigerian FG. That man was onboard with over 100 passengers on 25th and all of them have gone home to mix with other thousand nation wide. 9jA, who did this to us?

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Crime / Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by dozzybreezy(m): 10:36pm On Feb 27, 2020
With the power bestowed on me as the high chief of men, I hereby disowned this man from the strong association of men.
Tomorrow, we shall turn him back to a 3 months old baby so that he can continue sucking his mothers breast.

Best regards
H. C. O. M.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: PM Abe Asks Japan Schools To Close Over Disease by dozzybreezy(m): 5:19pm On Feb 27, 2020
It will not enter Nigeria. Henceforth, all the people traveling down to Nigeria from corona virus infected countries will not only be isolated but quarantined.
Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping A 13-Year-Old Girl In Opolo, Bayelsa State by dozzybreezy(m): 2:15pm On Feb 27, 2020
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Crime / Re: Abosede Idowu Stabs Boyfriend To Death Over N3,000 In Ogun (Photo) by dozzybreezy(m): 2:05pm On Feb 27, 2020
Devil girl
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi's 32nd Birthday Party (Video, Photos) by dozzybreezy(m): 10:22pm On Feb 26, 2020
And so what?!!!

Politics / Re: Angry Soldier Kills Four Of His Colleagues In Borno by dozzybreezy(m): 10:20pm On Feb 26, 2020
Soldier kill soldier, Boko will celebrate this.
Sports / Re: Fire Guts Games Village In Abia (Photos) by dozzybreezy(m): 9:40pm On Feb 25, 2020
Hahahaha
Go to computer village, Ikeja, and see how computer village is. I never see this kind game village. Abia, who doomed you?

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Iraj Harirchi, Iran's Deputy Health Minister Tests Positive by dozzybreezy(m): 4:33pm On Feb 25, 2020
Bush meat just caught the hunter. God help us all.
Family / Re: I Think My Wife Is A Witch by dozzybreezy(m): 2:59pm On Feb 25, 2020
Bros, I am your fellow man, let me tell u something.
You can not categorically say that your wife is a witch simply because your shop caught fire unless there are other issues which you did not make clear here. Things happen, markets catch fire anyhow nowadays, devil at work.
Even if you did not marry her, your shop will still catch fire that very day because it was already destined to happen.
In fact, I suspect some fake prophets have deceived you.
Politics / Re: How Buhari Govt Planned To Transfer $110M Abacha Loot To Bagudu - Premium Times by dozzybreezy(m): 12:21pm On Feb 25, 2020
My question is, before Nigeria talk, who did they ask?
We are the citizens and Buhari and friends can't just be saying anything anyhow on our behalf.

Omo, Instead of that money to enter their hand, make America take am. So the reason why Buhari pursued presidency as a do or die was because of that money?!

Chai!!! There is God ooooo

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Education / Re: MATMUSIC: Ishola Salami, University Of Ibadan Lecturer Invents Hip-Hop Song by dozzybreezy(m): 7:50pm On Feb 24, 2020
Op I thought you have invented something. Which kind thing be this?
No try this thing next time oo. U just dey offload people here.
Crime / Re: Tiyamiyu Kazeem: 3 Persons Feared Killed In Sagamu During Protest Against SARS by dozzybreezy(m): 7:45pm On Feb 24, 2020
LordAzubuike:
Sars have been doing a great job eradicating Yahoo boys from the street. It always make my heart bleed when I see young boys who aren't educated , don't have a skill or business just sit at the comfort of their home making money they didn't sweat for. It's so cruel. Without Sars and efcc it could have been worse. It's only an irresponsible fellow that will carry dreadlocks, wear crazy jeans and put ear ring. Learn to dress responsibly and look like a sane human, nobody will harass you.

Even the so called Kaka to be frank must have been into Yahoo codedly. You can't be playing for Remo stars and be using a nice SUV like that. How much dem dey pay am for Remo abeg? Let's be factual and call a spade a spade.
God will punish u and ur generation.
I am not a yahoo boy but November last year Sars snatched N20,000k from N28,000k I was having in my pocket just because I was looking fresh and fly.
Celebrities / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Teni's Billionaire Concert In London by dozzybreezy(m): 7:18pm On Feb 24, 2020
The man is a fool and an idiot.
Why is he kneeling down? Is he worshiping?
Politics / Re: What Bagudu’s $110m Largesse Can Do For Nigeria by dozzybreezy(m): 1:36pm On Feb 24, 2020
Look at the kind of money this people are always calling names..
Abeg, what is the population of Nigeria self?
Buhari just share all nigerian Citizens N2m each make everybody rest.

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Career / Re: UK Mum Starts Naked Cleaning Service, Earns N44k Per Hour by dozzybreezy(m): 11:28am On Feb 24, 2020
Well, this is better than prostitution and stealing.

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Ships Her Benz To The UK For Use by dozzybreezy(m): 12:32pm On Feb 23, 2020
Tacha!!!
Firstly, you stink and smell shit.
Secondly, your brain is 'sense' empty.
Continue...
Family / Re: Married But I'm Not Connected With My Husband, Hence I'm Depressed by dozzybreezy(m): 12:27pm On Feb 23, 2020
I love this trend. Guys, we must be careful ooo.

All this girls get Satanic hearts. Just imagine that a lady u spend your money and time don't have 50kobo regard talk less of love for you.
But you house her and a lot more...
Mumu must end today.

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Health / Re: Stop Using Saliva As Sex Lubricant - Medical Expert Warns by dozzybreezy(m): 12:16pm On Feb 23, 2020
What about the pussy suck we dey give them?
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by dozzybreezy(m): 12:04pm On Feb 23, 2020
chibike69:
grin grin


The best way to stop masturbation is to have real sex.



go find girlfriend.

simple
If you can remember, I gave this as an advice few days ago on a different trend. Experience teaches the most, get a serious girl friend or marry and start having real sex, it is just as simple as that.

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Crime / Re: FSARS: Christopher Akpan Slumps, Dies Inside Office by dozzybreezy(m): 8:56pm On Feb 22, 2020
Let him vomit the money of innocent Nigerians he snatched from them
Crime / Re: 37-Year-Old Man Caught Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by dozzybreezy(m): 6:58pm On Feb 22, 2020
Haaa!!!

Crime / Re: Midnight Fire Kills 3 Kids In Anambra While Mother Was In Hotel With Lover by dozzybreezy(m): 7:22pm On Feb 21, 2020
This is one of the numerous reasons why one should be careful in making choice of wife
Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma Meets Buhari, Seeks Refund Of N32bn Spent On FG Roads In Imo by dozzybreezy(m): 5:51pm On Feb 20, 2020
Uzodinma, just look at how you disgrace your people. Are you not seeing the kind of look on bubu's face?
Family / Re: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by dozzybreezy(m): 11:43pm On Feb 19, 2020
Tell your husband not to let the anger of God to decend on him. It is Go we gives children as he wants not man.

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Health / Re: Help: I Have premature ejaculation. by dozzybreezy(m): 5:02pm On Feb 19, 2020
I suspect that one of your ex girlfriends have stolen your boxers, embark on 2weeks dry praying and fasting.
Family / Re: How Do I Ask My Cousin To Leave My House? by dozzybreezy(m): 4:49pm On Feb 19, 2020
Bro if that guy stay two three days more, telling him to go will cause a serious fight and he will definitely break your skull into pieces.

Just tell him tomorrow morning that you received a call and that you are traveling immediately you and you promise to let him know when you are back. Tell him that you can't leave your house open because of your landlord wahala.He will leave and u too should frame a travel tomorrow. I have helped many guys with accommodation and none ended well.

Don't expect his love after this.
Fashion / Re: Felicia Boco Wins Most Beautiful African Model 2020 by dozzybreezy(m): 4:39pm On Feb 19, 2020
Congrats babe but you are not my type, I don't like skeletons

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Politics / Re: Abia State First Flyover In Limbo After 5 Years (Pictures) by dozzybreezy(m): 11:06am On Feb 19, 2020
Ordinary flyover have not been completed for over five years but the governors will use over 500b naira to build their private toilets.
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Glass Tunnel In Ebonyi Constructed By Umahi (Pictures) by dozzybreezy(m): 8:38am On Feb 19, 2020
I see canopy poles only, no glass.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 5 Most Brutal And Ruthless Warlords In Africa (Pics) by dozzybreezy(m): 10:00pm On Feb 18, 2020
Bia, who compile this list?

Abeg tell am say e never complete...

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