₦airaland Forum

1. Hugging a girl with small
breast causes chest pain.
2. Guys with bald head are
very stubborn.
3. Its impossible to see an
albino smiling in the
afternoon under sun.
4. Majority of Guys that
don't own a car, have Car
charger.
5. Research has proven that
ugly girls are very confident.
6. Majority of people that
Update "Work 2moro" or
"Stressful work" are jobless.
7. Only Nigerians can
change their accent in less
than 5hrs.
8. Farting continuously helps
strengthen your anal
muscles.
9. Mosquitoes don't just bite
you.They also urinate on you
after sucking your blood if
you stink.
10. Men automatically turn
single when they see a girl
they Like.
11. Men that fight women are
scared of fighting their fellow
men.
12. 90% of people reading this
are lazy, because dey'll find it
difficult to Click LIKE

Dnt be deluded,
thats silicone
implanted on her chest!

Pls
kill
them
all!

Nice portabilty,i
wil purchase one
if it pings

The video
itself is Filled
wit Non-sense!

Nice move,
i recommend
vhat thiz project
be fully implemented
to hlp curb d menaces
of child mortality.








SAY NO TO LOYA!!

Why alwz
entertainers

RIP to d
late ineffable
sage tho

Na wa! errbody
n his own translation
ov d story

Λ Lol. easy bruh

icebebe: insomnia is the inability 2 sleep.

That's why you're
expcted 2 reason properly
b4 posting your preposterous
Gibberish.

Having known that insomnia
is d inability to drowse nd an
insomniac, an insomnia patient.

It's Foolhardy For you to
suggest that insomniacs
should slp unclad 4 attainment of good health whn it's lucid that they hardly sleep @ nite. It's unlike asking a vigilante 2 guard the vicinity unclad in order 4
him 2 attain good health.Isn't
that silly n laughable!

tchidi: Hold on, I de kitchen...I go soon make you better sauce.

k oo

Sometimes fame isn’t just enough –
Money and fame do not solve
everything!
Karen Igho, who won N30m in one of
the seasons of the Big Brother Africa
reality show is in search of a
boyfriend – a true love!
She says she needs someone to go to
the movies with, and her requirements
are not even that high.
See her passionate plea below:
“How long can you stay with out
sex? Let’s be realistic here. Does it
really matter who calls or text who
first. Does it really matter if you had
sex the first time you met? What will
be will be!
I just want the right guy and am
scared of getting hurt cos when I love I love with all my body and soul. It’s so difficult with fame to find a guy dat will love you and trust you. not all women in the industry are loose. Guys and girls dat have more than one gf\bf, do you really love them all?
I can’t double date. One guy is
enough for me. I will die for true love
and I will give my all for true love. You don’t have to be cool to be my man and you don’t have to be rich to rule my world. All I want is your extra time and your kiss. I wanna go on a date, go to the movies.
God will make a way”

Gosh! You recommended
that an insomniac
should sleep unclad 4
For good health??

Haha!! I doubt IF you
rly kw Duh meaning ov insomnia!

No sauce

Sanboy25: No I don't...

Irony!!.. evn witawt u
sayn it i kw u av abt 12
ov them

Adufaye: Naija babes no go agree

lmao..4whr

Λ Λ ...you av a bf
alrdy

deshclones: so many kids on NL..
I will gladly wash.

My Friend, No one is paranoid OF seeing poo or stain in d undies bt your pride n dignity as a MAN is what matters most!!!. Women 're totally unpredictable, d moment u try dt For d 1st time she'll nw blitheringly leave dt responsibilty 4u alone. I won't evn allow my maid do that 4 her 'cause its a sign oF gargantuan sluggishness n women value degradation!

Madonna is 55 her Bf is 22.

Tina Turner is 75 her Bf is 40.

JLo 42 her Bf is 26.

Relax your Man Might not be
born yet"

Dude your stil
a learner, thoze
Photoshopped Pix
'Re extremely repulsive!!
you'av 2 aim higher nxt time!

RIP to the
promiscuous promising twins sha, mana ije
abali ajoka gbado anya!!

Nawtipet: Na By Force To Go School?
Na By Force To Chop Indomie?
Wena No Go Contribute Money Buy Bag Of Rice And Other Things? Must U Buy Food One-By-One? Learn To Buy In Bulk... It Lasts Longer!

It's obvious that
Common sense eludes
you u mustn't expose
your dirty linen in public!!

I think my
horga @ d.top wil be
in the btr position 2
ans thiz questn

Lilimax: You can comfortably make PAP/OGI/AKAMU and sell with N1000 or less.
Buy one plastic of corn (White/yellow corn)for N400.00
Procedure for making PAP in case you don't know:
-Soak the corn in water for about 2days making sure you change the water every 12hours (This allows the grains to ferment)
-Wash the corn thoroughly and blend the corn till it becomes a smooth paste (To give it a different taste you can blend in some ginger)
-Using a sieve , filter the corn through with water into a separate bowl. This separates the husk and other sediments from the liquid.
-Let the slurry (liquid mixture) settle for about 2hours. This process separates the water from the sieved corn.
-Pour out the excess water and leave the pap to sit for two more days (This improves its appearance) making sure you change the water every 12hours
-Finally, the pap it ready.
You can sale it with much profit. Best of luck .

a sisterly advice from a pundit in pap biz

They dnt teach
Anything meaningful
in Those repulsive govt
schs. IF u ever snd your ward
There, try to make sure
you procure nt less than 7 home tutors for him.

It's a General phenomenon
that peeps like Okorocha
Nvr lack!!

In a nutshell,
Can u explain to
Me wt i stnd to GAIN!!
after watchn them.

Yh, she posed
on a sex magazine
bt she didn't go nude!
(its no news jor)