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Jokes Etc › Akpors, Rev Fr. And D Grave-yrd :D by dplomaticVal(op): 10:02pm On May 18, 2013

Two friends were passing tru d grave
yard,dey saw a vry big mango tree full
of ripe mangos,dey paused alittle looked
around didn't see any1 passing,dey nw
climbed d tree nd started plucking d
mangos til it filled a bag dey wia
holding,dey nw decided to carry d tin to
wia dey wil shear d mangos,1 suggested
4 dem to inside d grave yard so dat no 1
wil see dem,dey nw slowly enter d grave
yard tru d front GATE,as dey wia
passing d gate 2 mangos fell on d
floor,dey left it den settled down in d
grave yard nd started shearing d
mangos,as dey wia shearing dem d
main man Akpos was nw passing tru d
gate of d grave yard,he was hearing a
tiny noise 4rm d grave yard he paused
a little ful of fear nd started
listening,wot he was hearing was"1 for
me,1 for u""1 for me,1 for u"fear entered
Akpos body he quietly started running
to dia village rev Father...he got dia
shouting father come nd see wia God nd
d devil are shearing dead bodies at d
grave yard,immediately father nd
Akpos nw ran bck to d grave yard and
stood infront of d gate,akpos told father
pls listen,dey paused nw started
listening,d voices continued"1 for me 1
for u""1 for me,1 for u"after a yl d
voiced stoped alittle,d next tin dat
Akpos nd d rev Father heard was "hey!!
Wot of d 2 at d gate"
..
...
....
....seee run!!!! Akpos nd d rev father
took off,d Rev father even dnt no wen
his bible fell of his hand as dey wia
running dey wia shouting pls oh we are
stil alive oh,we ar nt dead body oh!!!!!nt
knwing dey wia talking of d 2 mangos
dat droped at d gate lolzzzzzzzzzz

Family › Re: What Do You Do When You Are Angry? by dplomaticVal: 2:36pm On May 18, 2013

This Q Is Meant For Teething Toddlers And By Right Shd Be Channeled 2 'kiddies world' @ Sunnewsonline.com n Nt Here.... undecided

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh & Solidstar In A Relationship ?(pictures) by dplomaticVal: 2:16pm On May 18, 2013

One Stuf Dy Share In Common,.. Both Are Disgustin angry

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh & Solidstar In A Relationship ?(pictures) by dplomaticVal: 2:14pm On May 18, 2013

Balanced Pair sad

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Live In Enugu by dplomaticVal: 12:42pm On May 18, 2013

So how wil dt positively affect d lyf of a common man huh

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Celebrities › Re: Majid Michael Or 2Face: Who Is More Appealing To Females? by dplomaticVal: 8:11pm On May 17, 2013

rokiatu: Give "cute" to the the teenage girls like I said.

I need me some hot, manly, with a drop of raw sex appeal.

Cute is so Disneyland pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

U HAVE WON ASSWIPE!!!!!!
can we now here,plssssssssss):>

Education › Re: Drop Your Utme Score, Department And School For An Advice by dplomaticVal: 10:52am On May 14, 2013

I went to d cyber cafer 2day 2 change my institution to madonna,unfortunately i didnt see law in dia courses so am totally confuse, pls wt do i do?

Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by dplomaticVal: 9:18am On May 14, 2013

I will be d last fool 2 bliev all dat dis DEADLY WITCH has vomitted,if she wasnt a sex-maniac then why would she leav her fada's house 2 visit a potent grown-up man who doesn't live wit his relations by that time of d night and she even had d guts 2 flow him 2his apartmnt only 2 kill him in refusal of d same sex she earlier went for. Its obvious She must faaaaaaace d fulllllll wrath of d law 2 serve as deterent 4guls of her kind dt keep late nite. PERIOD !!!

Family › Re: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by dplomaticVal: 9:35am On May 13, 2013

Your condition is rly pathetic bt u dnt rly ve 2b depressed or feel dejected abt ur present dilema cos ntn is indelible. Just try & join any mature social ntwrk twil elp bring u closer 2 wannabe-grooms.

Education › Re: Drop Your Utme Score, Department And School For An Advice by dplomaticVal: 2:58pm On May 12, 2013

maxwello.yg:
my brother listen to each of my every word. You can write Madonna's post utme without choosing madonna as ur choice of institution,just go to d sku,get their form,fill,and write and b prepared for oral interview cOs iThink they do. Put absu as first choice-Law,Ebsu 2nd choice-Law...ebsu admits more non-indegens than indegens,ur score is gud for ebsu

Pls help me man. I so much prefer writing an exam to oral test because am nt d talkin typ, pls do ppl do sail tru it.?

Education › Re: Drop Your Utme Score, Department And School For An Advice by dplomaticVal: 11:04am On May 12, 2013*

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Education › Re: Madonna Students, Meet Here by dplomaticVal(op): 7:52pm On May 10, 2013

Drop d sch fees pls if @ all you know d actual amount, 4 d benefit of others who dnt knw

Education › Re: Funny Experiences In The Examination Hall. by dplomaticVal: 2:24pm On May 09, 2013

Op if i dnt tel you that ur stup.id my conscience wont b @ rst

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Education › Madonna Students, Meet Here by dplomaticVal(op): 1:17pm On May 09, 2013

My auspicious younger sis who's art inclined scored 224 in her Jamb and she wants to study law in Madonna
university, pls what's the approved tuition fee for a law aspirant in d above mentioned institution. Thanks

Crime › Re: Five Killed In Masquerade Fight In Imo State by dplomaticVal: 2:43pm On May 07, 2013

I thought Masquerades are only meant to be seen during festive periods, pls what were thoz crassly villagers actually celebrating huh

:-/

Literature › Re: How Could She Had Done This To Me by dplomaticVal(op): 1:23pm On May 07, 2013

Sanboy25: Nice story

yh bru!...nyc tʒʒns shal nvr elude u

Sanboy25: Nice story

yh bru!...nyc tʒʒns shal nvr elude u

Sanboy25: Nice story

yh bru!...nyc tʒʒns shal nvr elude u

Literature › Re: How Could She Had Done This To Me by dplomaticVal(op): 1:21pm On May 07, 2013

Sanboy25: Nice story

yh bru!...nyc tʒʒns shal nvr elude u

Literature › Re: How Could She Had Done This To Me by dplomaticVal(op): 1:15pm On May 07, 2013

luvmijeje: Eeeeeyah,Op is this a poem?

ewww.....u'll av 2 azk mʒ 3 timʒs wink

Jokes Etc › Re: How Cud My Virgin Girlfriend Do Thiz To Me by dplomaticVal(op): 1:04pm On May 07, 2013

yommy78: This is hilarious[color=#770077][/color]

Literature › How Could She Had Done This To Me by dplomaticVal(op): 5:56pm On May 06, 2013

Last night was my birthday
eve, sleep eluded me. I was so
engrossed with the priceless
birthday gift my virgin
girlfriend plans to offer me.
She promised to let me pounce
on her virgin thighs as a
birthday gift to me. Men!
What better gift can a man
ask for...she was a pure and
sure virgin, unfingered,
unkissed, untouched...sweet
right?
if you would permit me to use
that wrong vocabulary.
Before then, she has been
seducing me for the past ten
months with erotic notes,
talks and texts...like..."hey
baby my young thighs are
waiting for you to separate
them...hmmm i'm so Hot
for you baby....i want you
inside of me...when I make a
move she'll say...HEY! WAIT
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE
IT!"
and all that but isn't all that
torment meant to make me
go round the bend? Anyway I
waited patiently for my
birthday to come and here
it's, it's has arrived safely.
My DRAGON

and me

On that fateful day, I woke
up like the way everyone
wakes up on their birthday. I
sauntered to the sitting room
with eyes aching for more
sleep. My family behaviours
that morning was so odd and
strange. "But today is my
birthday. Where are my
gifts, wishes and kisses from
my loving family?" I checked
the calendar to be certain it's
my birthday. It's my
birthday certainly. All I got
from my loving family was
"Hello son, hi big brother,
morning cousin..." men! I
think my family need a
medical surgery

...i mused...
Anyway, my virgin
girlfriend has it all planned
out for me. Who cares about
what my family does

I have
a cunt to hunt

Later in the day my virgin
girlfriend ringed me..."hi
baby your birthday gift is
waiting for you. I'm home
alone in my room. Come
quickly please, before I
change my mind"... Oh boy
eh my guys I use dana
airlines land for her room oh.
The zero hour has finally
graced me. A moment I need
to zero in on my virgin
girlfriend. I got to her room it
was so dark. "I'm here in the
room" she said with an erotic
voice. "Give me a jiffy before
you flick the light on.....okay
i'm done. Switch the lights on
so I can see those young
virgin thighs...I need to make
love to you like crazy until
your goddam! Crippled Father
hears your scream. On the
light baby!" I vibrated.
The lights was switched on,
and WO it was her father on
the switch. The room was
filled with my family, her
family, our church members,
school mates, neighbour and
much more.
And I was standing in front
of all of them NAKED
carrying a CARTON OF
CONDOM on my head. I had
one in my mouth and few
were on the floor. Men!

What would you do to your
girlfriend later if it was you?
For me, when I'm done
dreaming, I'd wake later and
tell my wife the dream I had
about her when she was my
virgin girlfriend:

Jokes Etc › Re: How Cud My Virgin Girlfriend Do Thiz To Me by dplomaticVal(op): 5:51pm On May 06, 2013

Jokes Etc › How Cud My Virgin Girlfriend Do Thiz To Me by dplomaticVal(op): 5:49pm On May 06, 2013

and me

...i mused...
Anyway, my virgin
girlfriend has it all planned
out for me. Who cares about
what my family does

I have
a cunt to hunt

Celebrities › Re: M.I And Ice Prince (Before And Now) (Pictures) by dplomaticVal: 7:16am On May 06, 2013

Money cn rly resusitate d dead. courtesy:-TeamChocBoiz

Education › Re: Your Tribute To All Jamb Candidates Who Failed by dplomaticVal: 4:55pm On May 05, 2013

@Op, God bless you 4 deeming it fit 2 create a page 4 ple 2 sympathiʒe wt our 'bereaved' promising brethrens who fell through jamb. Though my auspicious younger sis who's art inclined ws affected bt her's wsnt that gargantuan, My dad now wants 2 enrol her into Caritas university, Pls I'd like to knw if d abov institution has bn accredited 2 study law. Thanks

Celebrities › Re: Goldie’s Costume To Be Sent To Unilag Creative Arts Department by dplomaticVal: 4:54am On May 03, 2013

Akshow: for your left mind you think say you don stroke unilag be that. Your post is very lame and childish. Ode

ur'e chivalrously ignored til ur decomposed carcas fades away.........OZU

Celebrities › Re: Goldie’s Costume To Be Sent To Unilag Creative Arts Department by dplomaticVal: 3:22pm On May 02, 2013

Thiz peepz r rly bent on transforming unilag into a national museum. Hitherto,it was fela's musical instrument ad now it's Goldie's plethora property(utensil,costume ad undies aint exempted) all to be dumped in the schl premises for dia selfish pursuance of wealth.

I sincerely hope d schl doesn't turn out 2 be a dumping ground for corpses of Nigerian dead minstrels 1 day.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Course Would You Not Advise Anyone To Study? by dplomaticVal: 3:59pm On May 01, 2013

English,
History,
Fishery &
Landscape
are d worst course av seen so far

Politics › Re: Okorocha Leaves UK Hospital For Israel by dplomaticVal: 12:29pm On Apr 28, 2013

berem: If you were in his shoes, wouldn't you do the same? Before you hit your sledge hammar on him, you condemn other government officials who have being going abroad for medical trip.stop being a hypocrite! keep hating while Rochas puts smile on the faces of ndi Imo. you better mind your business and focus on your incompetent governor!

HOCUS-POCUS

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Wisest Action Ever Taken By Akpors by dplomaticVal(op): 7:37pm On Apr 08, 2013

godjohnson: 'most wisest' kai English don suffer

have u eaten 2day.

then why r u hatin huh

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Wisest Action Ever Taken By Akpors by dplomaticVal(op): 8:33pm On Apr 07, 2013

@ Edward abi head-world....ur toxic stupidity cn dry an ocean.no doubt!

Jokes Etc › The Most Wisest Action Ever Taken By Akpors by dplomaticVal(op): 4:57pm On Apr 02, 2013

Akpos and ochuko saw
condom on there way
coming from school and they
showed there mom.....
Ochuko: mom look at the
baloon we saw on the
floor...
Mom: are you guys mad huh

Dont ever pick such thing on the floor
again.... Go and
remove your uniforms..
Akpos: she is really angry
with us.... Thank God we
didnt tell her that we drank the yoghurt
in d baloon.

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