₦airaland Forum

Why chasing rats
whn ur house z on fire ni
They shld capture and obliterate members
of thiz deadly insurgents and
not their worthless property.

Its certain that
top govt officials 're
d ones dt av easy access
to visa while the thousands bn denied visa 're the plebs...

Okija_juju: Hers didnt say the seal on it na...

You need to go back and peruse this news painstakingly 'cause twas boldly stated that she carried the seal bearing the nation’s
coat of arms and the
national colours along with her!

Rhino.5dm:
Na war ooooooooooo!

Yo' 2baba, ama have to take back the prayer I prayed to you when I learnt you gave 1.5 Mila.

u prayed to 2face? Is he your gawd or deity

I doubt if u've eaten 2day

Okija_juju: Erm....

Isn't every Nigerian entitled to use the Coat of arms? So if I design a podium, is it illegal to put the coat of arms on it? I thought it belonged to all of us to use as we please in a respectful manner? Example, can't I put the coat of arms on my vehicle? Or use it on my bed sheet?
..

My friend, u've d prerogative to design your personal rostrum n garnish it wit d coat of arm bt nt d hallowed seal which is sacrosanct nd exclusively reserved 4d presidnt!

In 1983, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor
of the defunct Gongola State (now
Adamawa & Taraba) and 30 years later,
he is today the Chairman of the ruling
Party, The PDP; Dr. Bello Halliru was
commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and
33 years after he is today Minister of
Defence; Major General David Mark
(rtd) was the military governor of Niger
State in 1984 and 28 years later he is
today the Senate President; Gov.
Murtala Nyako was the governor of
Niger State in 1976 and 36years later
he is today the Governor of Adamawa
State; Ogbonnaya Onu was governor
of Abia State in 1992 and 20years
after he is today the National Chairman
of ANPP; Gov. DavidJonah Jang was
the governor of Benue State in 1985
and 27years after he is today the
governor of plateau state; and Martins
Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over
80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this
possible, where the youth of today have
no hope into the future! Where do we go
from here? People Deceive People (PDP),
1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria
and our teachers told us that Buhari
was the former Head of state..Our
teacher also called us "the leaders of
tomorrow".. 27years later, IBB and
Buhari are still contesting for
Presidency..Its either our teacher lied to
us about being the leaders of
tomorrow..Or tomorrow is yet to come..
Who's fooling who? Some of us ran out
of the country,Obasanj o went abroad
chasin dem,teling all nations to deport
Nigerian youths&nw due 2d country
spoilt reputatn self dportatn is bn done
by d so called countries we manage
2run to.I quite undastand hw painful
ds revelatn wl look 2d concerned folks
but d bita truth must b told we av bn
too affectd by their heartlex bt
self centerd rularship or hw long wil ds
continue.note:NEVA TALK OF
XPERIENCE HERE PLS.cos Rome
wasnt built a day,som1 u av neva tried
or employd 4once wia precisly do u want
him 2 gain xperience America or Wia?
&wait,wia dd dey get xperienx in dia ist
trial or were dey Old then?so wat ar we
talking abt?Let's stand&come to an
alliance&fight it out 2sav our unborn
generatn.We ar tired of sick
leadashp & malfuctioning
rularshp.NIGERIA is our nation where
no seat is a birthright 2any body
Nigeria DREAM must cum 2pass!Gr8
Nation must b Great not bt nt by
mouth.

Mr. Ubah must
be sick in d brain,
why must he berate the
action of d Gov. whn he
alrdy knew dt those cars were
d constitutional entitlemnt
for traditional rulers.. The man
only wnts to gain public relevance thats why he's alwys busy dwelling on frivolities

She mustn't
take laws into
her filthy hnds ni

Even in d court of
competent jurisdiction,
death z nvr a
penalty for molestation.
she shd face d full wrath
of d law

IF they cnt
sign it, then the
trial judge shd do
it..its no big deal!

@topic,this s old news

nevertheless,same-sex
marriage will nvr be
implemented in naija
they cn stp givn their
aid, oil money is enough.

They shld
Release the guy wit
immediate effect,
whoeva wnts 2b
duped wil be duped

IF Jonathan has now
developed so much penchant
For music, he shld humbly
abdicate his position and join
them there rather
than
making Foolery of
Himself

I stil wonda hw
olamide singin in
english wld
alleviate massive unemploymnt n
curb boko haram
menaces.

C'est moi:
i'll jst pray 4 d ground to open and swallow me rytaway.

smart womn

Its no big deal if
d little boy consented to it
afteral sm peeps do pay huge
sums 2 gt one

smothly: I will mark their house number,their street,and i will find an escape route never to pass that street again..

ROTFLMAO

Your boyfriend wants
u 2 meet his family, when you got there the older
brother is your Ex boyfriend, the sister is the woman you were
fighting with Over a man, the
mother is the nurse who begged you
not to abort the child but you did
and the father is the sugar daddy
who just bought you Blackberry Porshe £1000 and paid for your
house rent ! What would you do?

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China,
the bank robber shouted to everyone in
the bank: “Don’t move. The money
belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
<This is called “Mind Changing
Concept” Changing the conventional
way of thinking>
When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery
and not a rape!”
<This is called “Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to
do! >
When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told
the older robber (who has only
completed Year 6 in primary school):
“Big brother, let’s count how much we
got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You
very stupid. There is so much money it
will take us a long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us how
much we robbed from the bank!”
<This is called “Experience.” Nowadays,
experience is more important than paper
qualifications! >
After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police quickly. But the supervisor
said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and
add it to the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled from the bank”.
<This is called “Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to
your advantage!>
The supervisor says: “It will be good if
there is a robbery every month.”
<This is called “Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is more important
than your job.>
The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count $20
million. The robbers were very angry
and complained: “We risked our lives
and only took $20 million. The bank
manager took $80 million with a snap
of his fingers. It looks like it is better to
be educated than to be a thief!”
<This is called “Knowledge is worth as
much as gold!” >
The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
<This is called “Seizing the
opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

overdrive: I would hv returned it then but knowing d value no no no.its a mistake from d man and providence smiled my way

lwkmd. ibo guy

IF you were
to be d buyer
wld u've returned
d Ring

U.S. -- Before Racquel Cloutier
went to the hospital to deliver her
fifth child, she hid her $23,000
(N3,681,095) diamond wedding
ring in a plain watch box to keep it
safe from her two-year-old twins.
As she was in the hospital
recovering, her husband, Eric
Cloutier, decided to hold a yard
sale in part to keep the couple's
other children occupied.
Only one problem: he accidentally put
the watch box, containing the $23,000
ring inside, for sale - for $10
(N1,600) - and someone bought it.
Cloutier realized the ring was missing
last week, when she returned from the
hospital.
"I go into my husband's closet, can't
find the box, and then he tells me he
sold it. I said, 'You sold it? What do
you mean you sold it?' I immediately
started crying," Cloutier told ABC
News.
"I'm very, very, very upset," Cloutier
continued. "I'm trying to remain
optimistic but I don't know anymore.
There's a small chance whoever bought
the box doesn't know the ring is in
there."
The ring, according to Eric Cloutier,
was bought by a blonde woman, who
hesitated before making the purchase.
Cloutier said she's optimistic the
woman - or whoever finds it - will
return the ring. "If you're honest,
you're honest," she said.
As for Cloutier's husband, he's had
better weeks. "He feels terrible,"
Cloutier said.

Emmyk: 2. Guys with bald head are
very stubborn.
Buhahaahahaha. So true. #reflecting

wel wel naa