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vhiz dudes rly drpd wacko here **yawnz** |
Its Obvious That War Is Now Delightful 2 Thiz Bohemians Cos They've Nvr Had An Experience Of it........ ![]() |
The Hunter's Now The Huntd ![]() |
Na wa!..He Ws Arraigned In 3 Courts For Stealing A Cell Phone ..... |
Who Cares ![]() If His Odious Plans Hadn't Bn Hitherto Revealed To D Public, He wldn't Av Rescinded His Petulant Decision.... Clueless Man Indeed ![]() |
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Only Fools Inform Their Opponents bout Their Attacking Strategy ![]() |
Stupid Questions And foolish Answers♠♥ 1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the mid-night and ask you, are you sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans to cook. 2. When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask; are you going out in this rain? Answer: no, in the next one....,rubbish! 3. You're making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Answer: i want to wash them for you...,haha! can u imagine! 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl..,ehe nah 5.ur kissing her,N she asks,wat R u doin,u replied,no jus rubbing off ur lip glus...hahaha 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask him; are those flowers? Answer :no baby, they're carrots! 7. You're in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it is poo that locked the door.lol 8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here? Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees!p Punk. 9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Answer:No, I'm practising to die. hiss 10. You are cleaning ur room with a brush and someone asks are u sweeping? Answer: No, am teaching the brush how to dance. . ......Add Yours lets Go!!! |
Flirty Cows ![]() |
No Proper detail, No pishor, No source n No commnt frm dia Oga @ d top ![]() still It made FP Mssw.... ![]() |
See campaign tinz woh!! ![]() ![]() ![]() 2015 is rly gonna be ho.t ![]() |
I Wil Pass ![]() |
Definitely A Boko Haram Member In Army Clothing (Camouflage) ![]() |
Whr Her Pikin Nah.... ![]() |
Oga We Need Full Details Pls ![]() |
Hope Diz Guyz Ain't Tryn 2 Nail Innocent Civilians Jus 2 Cover Up ![]() |
Is That So ![]() |
Pls What Do They Stand To Loose If Their Fellow Easterner Is Appointed Bishop ![]() IHERE MEGBUKWA UNU!! NDI IMO!!! ![]() |
After All His Praises On Them, They Still Regard HIM As PDP's Worst Chairman ![]() |
Gud 4 A Project Topic ![]() |
Die Hard Hoodlums ![]() |
Hmmmm D previous post or thiz one Which do we now believe ![]() |
JideTheBlogger: Who will be arresting the sagging youths naThe Fashion Police Ofcourse Are u a learner.? ![]() |
N d reasn 4 dia protest ws wt ![]() |
what is Ivy n Afam's conversatn doing in front page? ![]() |
IF they cnt adapt to it, they cn go elsewhr afteral there r plenty of good schls in d north ![]() |
Afam4eva: Pay them for what? He should get them engaged and pay them rather than dash them money for no work done.which other way do u expct hm 2 engage all of them @ 1ce, is it 2 employ the female graduates as his cooks n d male ones as his body guards b4 they cn rcv dia dividend of democracy??...msww ![]() |
Its quite pathetic hw thiz hrtles cannibals 'll alwys lyk 2 usurp gullible jambites inorder 2 gain frm dia unprecedented misfortune thereby addin alot of salt t d alrdy sustained injury.........nevertheless, u've 2 cheer up lass, 182 isn't that bad as u myt thnk atlst u stil av d undeniable right 2 go 4 p-ume in sm schs so u dnt av any reasn 2 waste another academic yr @ ohm cos tym waits 4 no1. |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lol.that matetrial u uz photoshop ds image toh cohesive ![]() sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lol.that matetrial u uz photoshop ds image toh cohesive |
Then he shd quickly snd 4 those wh cn stop them, non.sens ![]() |
Hhhaha Funny video...., brazilians r nt smilin ![]() |
OUK is a shameless impudent hypocrite,after he had looted d Abians dry he now disguise himslf 2be a radical igbo son fightin for d igbo presidency under d umbrella of d so-cald controversial njiko igbo inorder 4 him 2 gain cheap publicity n undeserved political support.....I PRAY THAT BAPHOMET SWALLOWS HIM N HIS HEARTLESS LEPROSY-STRICKEN DICTATOR MOTHA, EUNICE UZOR KALU |







