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Alyricist★Laura:
My smartphone playin tricks on me, I don't even know how I got here.

I was writing on a video game forum

Niqqah got a peach trenchcoat on.....look at those buttons

What tha.......

Alyricist★Laura:
My smartphone playin tricks on me, I don't even know how I got here.

I was writing on a video game forum

Niqqah got a peach trenchcoat on.....look at those buttons

What tha.......

u mustnt spew rubbish

GUS amechi defeats BBA jang ......flawless victory!!

How do
We confirm
He didn't STEAL
those pix frm FB...

inurmind: He is ignorance itself.

that shd be a perfect descriptn of ur ferocious fada's gaiety i guess

.

inurmind: I bet my b@ll$ you used the dictionary to do this.

wow, this succinctly shows that d unexposed rural bush whr u've bn residing has enormously beclouded ur tantamount sense of reasoning dt u nw sheepishly thnk vhat evry1 is as badly educated as ur useleǯ obstreperous self.

Anyway, I'll chivalrously ignore a malnourished leprosy-stricken narcissistic envious pillock like u til vhat obstinate vulture-like lesbian stripper u cald mom stps layin eggs.

Quite
pathetic.
Govt sud
Do smthn

This was rly a
Planned wrk jor, how
Come she was snapped
While in motion
she evn had her angelic
foams
waitin
2 grab her

@hornipipe, It's quite disheartening vhat it takes you a whole decade 2 decipher anythn in dis wrld, FYI dumbo, 'dplomatic' is an abridged form ov 'diplomatic', evn a layman cn attest to dt. To say d least, I find it execrable why a full-fledged grown-up like u wont jettison childish traits n stop makin foolery of himslf all d tym, btw, a fool @ 37 is upcoming, congrats.

A 25-year old father Tyler Deutsch
put his baby inside the freezer for
almost an hour to stop her from crying
and described his child as “fussy”. He
is now held at Pierce County Jail for
murder.
The 6-week old child was rushed to the
hospital after the mother arrived and
found out the suspect is sneaking the
baby in the freezer. Sources close with
the family said the baby is anticipated
to recover soon.
It is found that the baby had broken
bones and so the authorities are
thinking of the possibility that the
father tried other ways to keep the
baby quiet.

hornipipe: I can see common sense eludes you.
Quoting someone like me is actually a privilege don't abuse it.

stop hallucinating dude, a lunatic is pellucidly regarded as a small fry anywhr in dis clime, on the contrary u sud be d one delighted 4 quoting me..***retardèèn.

CBN has said
Lagos and the six other
states control about 90
per cent of cash
transactions in the
country.
The other States are
Rivers, Anambra, Abia,
Kano, Ogun and the
Federal Capital Territory
(FCT).
The CBN Deputy
Governor, Operations,
Mr. Tunde Lemo,
disclosed this.
According to Lemo, this
was one of the factors
that necessitated the
planned extension of the
cashless policy to those
States from July 1, this
year.
He, however, pointed out
that there were still some
challenges with the
cashless project, saying
that most of them are
being resolved. Lemo
identified
interconnectivity as one
of the challenges.
Lemo said that besides
the use of alternative
channels of transactions
such as Point of Sales
(PoS), the cashless
project would be driven
through the telephone.
Lemo also said the
cashless policy had been
successful in Lagos,
adding that the number
of point of sale (PoS)
terminals in the state has
increased significantly
from about 5,000 when
the policy took off last
year, to over 150,000.
“We still have a few
challenges, but if I look
back, I really would say
that we have done a lot to
transform the payment
system in Lagos through
PoS,” he said.
The cashless policy,
whose implementation
began in Lagos in
January, last year, is
aimed at reducing the
dominance of cash in the
system. The policy
specifies penal charges for
individuals and corporate
organisations that want
to withdraw or lodge cash
above prescribed limits.
Under the policy, the
CBN pegged the daily
cumulative cash
withdrawal or deposit
limit for individual
accounts at N500,000
per day and N3 million
per day for corporate
accounts.
The Chief Executive
Officer, Electronic
Payment Providers
Association of Nigeria
(E-PPAN), Mrs. Onajite
Regha, had said the
coming on board on the
next phase of the cashless
policy in July may raise
the value of electronic
funds transfer in the
country to N160 billion
per day by the end of the
year. The E-PPAN boss
had also said that the
current value of
electronic fund transfers
– put at N80 billion per
day by the CBN, would
likely double because
more people would be
compelled to use e-Fund
transfer channels.

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hornipipe: You've got to understand that there is no such thing as fake friend, its either you're my friend or you're not.

we stil av alot ov them, sir!
try.ta locate ur brain n fix smthn in order......pls!!

Since he wasn't by any
Chance Apprehended by the
Troops b4 he was found dead,
How do the JTFs now knw dt he ws an assistant to Shekau



I smell rats

MRbrownJAY: i am sorry to have hurt your feelings, i can see that my points drove right through your very sensitive heart, lol! wipe your tears, life goes on.

Dude, it's mindboggling why u've painstakingly sworn 2 wallow in sheer ignorance n plethora foolishness, FYI, I ws nvr infuriated wt ur lackadaiscal feigned comment cos I knew u were acting as a result of ur childish exuberance, besides you've 2 grw up n eschew ur unrelenting idiocy in all ramification b4 u end up doomed.

Thats
Part
Of
The
Fun

Emmyk: Lol. Nice one. I agree with most..
Buh the keeping of one's stuff for a long time is what I dont agree with..

Call me fake friend if you like buh I want my stuff returned when your done with it,same way I'll return yours.

I guess if you dont wear ur friend's cloth or allow urs to be worn by them, ur also fake friend?

lol bro, bt u cnt dispute d fact dt there's lv in sharing.

WIZGUY69: she was armed with toy gun!! Nawa o....evrybody with their way of thinking!!

perpetrating evil with wat u call a toy gun is no justification for stealing.

WIZGUY69: she was armed with toy gun!! Nawa o....evrybody with their way of thinking!!

.

let her face the full wrath of d law jor, the way a real gun scares away their victim is also thesame way a toy gun does.

Amechi is threat to pdp clueless jonathan.

They
Should
Begin
With
His
House...

Sanboy25:
I rather have a 'FAKE FRIEND' in all these situations listed at the top.
The 'REAL FRIEND' seems more like a parasite to me in those...

thats your decisn alone to make

Princess zoe: Point no 5 "don't molest her" you mean? But this is all true. Thank God for men that treat their wives with this code of conduct. God bless them.

bless u too, keep well.....

MRbrownJAY: NONSENSE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER...... all the points made by the poster are only valid if that woman gives you (a man) that same respect. the minute she doesnt stand by these points the poster made, then there is absolutely NO REASONS UNDER THE SUN why a man should stand by them either.

what an irrational and implausible criticism frm a petulant petrified sexist, mr wteva u cal urslf, it's lucid vhat ur inherent execrable stupidity cn rly dry an ocean, bera piss off.

FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food...
REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you
have NO food
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/
Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents
DAD/
MOM
FAKE FRIENDS - Never seen you cry...
REAL FRIENDS - Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for
a
few days then give it back REAL
FRIENDS: keep
your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS - Know a few things
about you...
REAL FRIENDS - Could write a book
about you
FAKE FRIENDS - Would knock on
your
front door...
REAL FRIENDS - Walk right in and
says
"I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS - Will help you up
when
you fall over...
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on top of
you and shout "sandwich"
FAKE FRIENDS - Are around for
awhile...
REAL FRIENDS - Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a
joking
manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and
they mean it
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this and
ignore
REAL FRIENDS: will LIKE this

be extremely cautious wt dis facts 1. Don't beat her
2. Don't verbally abuse her
3. Don't disrespect her
4. Don't make her feel unloved
5. Don't molest her
6. Don't cheat on her
7. Don't ignore her Love
Languages.
Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE
Give her smiles, she'll give u
laughter
Give her your heart, she'll give u
her LIFE
Give her a house, she'll give u a
HOME
Give her an idea, she will give you
a plan.
Treat Her Like a Queen, She ll
make u a KING.
LOVE her, and she'll SUBMIT
herself!
Sin against her and She will make
your life miserable, good measure,
pressed down and Running over
she will send your soul to hell.
Hmmm!

How cn they expect
Him 2 speak, whn there
Was no manuscript expo
Available

ObiomaA: she resemble the dogs sef....why was she kissing the dog? she never hear of dog disease transferability

Mr hater,
why dnt u upload d pinshor whr
u saw her kissing
the dog.

I doubt if d children's sch fees
wil still remain thesame if
actually this execrable policy is
fully implemented in naija,


He who plays d piper detects
d tune.

Non-permanent Security council
members of UN stay for
jus a fixed
term
of 2yrs..

Daz.all

And Who tld
Dis Hungry Sycophant
That We Didnt Fathom
Wt Mr. Rufai Meant Wen He
Said His Daughters were Jobless mssw.