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Kudos!
Buh da problem is not in d building & installation............... MAINTENANCE

Joel3:
Understanding girls sometimes is difficult. especially when you have done everything to prove to them you are not gamed. But after sometime they still come back and you keep repeating the same.

What do girls want from a guy who maltreat them without any regards. and still they refuse to get sense. if its the sex why still they don't want to admit it it just for the sex but still carrying the same love come again.

Also I find it hard to believe a girl just enjoy sex only like guys without getting emotional to it. guys can enjoy just sex and move oh. But girls will involved emotion even when the guy does not love or give a dime.

Most times their thinking is dat their persistence ll change ur orientation, wc is very far frm da truth.

Inioluwa01:
This is a good platform on which the FG could touch/enrich lives by repaying hardwork, knowledge and genius. It won't be bad if the FG invests money in this program or make it a government sponsored program, now that their sponsor has withdrawn.
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Just thinking out loud.

How many things FG go take over sef?
It's a laudable prog no doubt, buh it ain't somtin FG shud take over.

TIDDOLL:
OP, which one is "narrate" ..came here expecting one captivating story...

Na marketing strategy

OrestesDante:
E no go be like that again in the next 10years when the baby is grown. The unknown mum will come knocking. What will she (adopter) say?

I was watching Newsline yesterday and I saw a woman coming back to fight for a child she has left when the baby was just 6months old. She claiming parental rights now that the child is 11yrs.

Dat package still exist?
It yaff tey!
Stopped watching wen it became boring, nothing diff frm d routine news, unlike d days of Frank (worreva d surname is, I can't remember)

D4Daymoo:
Oh! Sorry bro. You can still enjoy it without the T band

Not d phone, I mean d T-band. I'm enjoying d phone & no regret buying it. It's d T-band. Every1 was telling me d T-band ll work wt CX till I bought it.

olawaletimi:
Zuckerberg is a brilliant man.

U can say dat again & again & again

D4Daymoo:
Cc Drabrah not me CarlcareOpebi

So painful. Wish I cud sell it.
Anyway, Txs @D4Daymoo for helping out.

davereal:
The unapologetic online news media have authoritatively published a news flash on its twitter handle that judging by the audio message by President Buhari, the embattle leader's speech is Impaired.

Well, if you have listened to the audio even without understanding Hausa, what is your take on this assertion?

To me, Mr President's voice is just like my my grand pa. Old age is the problem here.

https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/878971364593598465

Buh y wud d presido of a fragile & delecately unbalanced multi-ethnic con3 address d pipu in Hausa?

Kudos Sire!
Buh hope u do av time to give ur family d necessary support. Life shudn't be all abt bagging degrees & titles. Family affairs cum child training also matters cos it's failure is d bedrock of d many vices plaguing our society 2day.

Simply put, wen God is ready to bless u it doesn't take a big act. He cud use d simplest of things or events.

Philinho:
You've gotten your own ,if you like let her give birth at 16 and see how you'll feel.

Abi o!
& thank God say na gerl she too born sef. She for allow her kari bëllë @13 to prove her mama wrong.

Wait, wu ll launch d book #StraightOuttaPHMax wen she write am finish?
Same pipu she'd tarnished dia image & rewritten dia biographies frm her subconscious?

bedfordng:
its either WordPress or blogger . others are mostly used for companies website such as joomla and drupal

nototribalist:
PHP script is better

Back in d days we call those "purulent stuff" / "corpora emesis"

highrise07:
if you have not played any of these so called overrated games , hit like.........the only game i really loved back in the days is gambling with rubber bands, back in the 90s, rubber bands served as a store of wealth for niggas like me, only those born with "bronzen" spoons will understand.

Plastic spoon u mean!

Queentito:
Yes, it works with T- band

Hi
Pls I eventually got d the phone (CX Air actually) & d T-band, downloaded d App frm playstore buh it's not connecting.
Can u help me out?

MizMyColi:
Tecno Smartphones Owners, Beware!

Please, this thread is exclusively for people who own the latest series of Tecno Mobile smartphones. Infact, my major reason for creating this thread is because of something I just discovered on my Camon CX.

You see, when I got this phone... I totally loved it. It felt and looked premium to me. Of course, it's not the most perfect in the block, but I like, a lot.

The day I talked about this phone on Nairaland, the way they badmouth the phone, I almost felt bad. I said Almost o! I am one strong head woman. I don't throw in the towel easily, if I don't want to.

Anyway, enough about me.
They told me on Nairaland that Camon CX came with a 2015 chipset.
That's how I just believed, fiam!
They were comparing MTK6570T to Snapdragon 420, and I felt a lil bit cheated tbh.

But alas!
Praises to the God of smartphones, I said let me check google and that's how I saw that the chipset of this my phone is barely more than a year old and it was manufactured for mid-range smartphones like my CX.

My Message to us is to beware of detractors who find pleasure in spreading lies and embellishing half truths.

That's how I was told that same Camon CX did not have an SD slot and you have to sacrifice 1 sim slot. Me I just believed because I didn't check properly to see that the smart pouch covered the SD card slot.

Always know your device well.
Don't let Anti-tecno people deprive you of the joy you should receive from your device.

Well, I know better now and I'm happier. You should too.

Pls I jst got my Camon CX & I've made painstaking buh unsuccessful efforts to link it to my T-band after downloading d T-band App. Any suggestions as to wot I can do abt it?

TINALETC3:
Nigerian government reacts 2 "quit notice" by South Africans, Wat has dat got 2 do wt Evans

No mind OP. Na direct "cut & paste" e do. He jst copy d whole page give us. Plagiarism at it's peak.

Congrats 2 dem. Buh she shud be fully prep to share her bed sha!

He likes dem B. I. G.


Buy, jokes apart, y ll South Africans be claiming 9ja guys r taking all dia women wen it's actually pipu like this they shud vent dia anger on!

Love is sweet & romantic wen there's money Mbok

segtak25:
Good Afternoon ,

I need your Career advice on something have been thinking and researching on for some weeks now.
i graduated from the University of Nigeria , Nsukka april this year.
When I told my uncle Who had promised to sponsor me abroad for my Master degree earlier this year.
He was very happy and said i should start the process for the admission in canada so that i can resume with them September 2018.
According to him he said i should process the admission and Visa apllication when partaking in the compulsory Nysc.

The main Issue bothering me now is , I will be Mobilised for Nysc Program by november this year which will be completed October Nextyear(2018)
Msc program in any institution in Canada starts September, that is a month before the completion of NYSC.
Meanwhile, Institutions in canada commence course and other registartion for masters degree in August (2018).

There are two option i'm thinking of:

1.I am thinking of Skiping NYsC but afraid i might need it in future.

2.If i decide to put in for Nysc , There is a popular saying that "Opportunity knocks but once"..

We all know Nysc is getting smart everyday


Pls my fellow Nairalander , i need your advice on these ..

U can achieve both if u so desire.
1. Duration is enough 4 u to go for NYSC, esp since u jst wanna start d processing. If u meet up wt ur NYSC this yr, u'll probably av ur POP Sept or early to mid Oct nxt yr. Wen it's time to move, u can rapport wt ur LI or ZI (dat may cost u something though )
2. U can do ur NYSC anytime, not necessarily immediately u finish.

uglodoh:
Does it have to do with the prevention of cerebral palsy.

Not at all. Dat has 2 do wt reflex training.
Palsy most c'monly develops shortly b4/during/shortly after d delivery period. Few cases occur later buh are almost always due to physical injury or metabolic problems or CNS infections

MORRYDIHEART:
I don't think good doctors do it coz it may harm d baby,some grand mothers and mothers does to prepare d baby for unexpected fall or movement DAT could make d baby fear in order to prevent d baby from shock and convulsion. some midwives do it if d baby didn't cry at birth,dis is to scare d baby and monitor it's vital signs.

Sowi ma'am, u've a lot of things 2geda & most of dem are wrong.
Twas a c'mon practice in d past, even among Drs, buh it's no longer d case. It's majorly quacks dat still do so.
Reason y it's done (at birth) is to stimulate d baby thereby helping it initiate spontaneous breathing buh this has gat nothing to do wt monitoring vital signs.
Mothers (esp d elderly ones) do it to train d (startle) reflex buh it's gat nothing to do wt convulsions. Ur thot on "prevention of shock" is also debatable, cos in actual sense, it can tip d baby to (neurogenic) shock buh frm another perspective, it prepares d baby to withstand shocking events wc I guess u mean.

Odunharry:
Football is one of the most popular sports worldwide. Even though all eleven players are essential to the team, the goalkeeper is often at the centre of attention. He is often the captain of the team, acts as a guide and is responsible for the game tactic. We started looking for interesting facts about goalkeepers and discovered trivia you surely haven’t heard before! 

1. Goalkeepers try to distract their enemies with colourful jerseys

Have you ever asked yourself why a goalkeeper’s kit always looks different from his teammates’? There is a surprising yet simple explanation for that! The often obnoxiously bright colours of their jerseys are supposed to draw the attention of the striker when they are about to score a goal. Chances are high that the player subconsciously aims at the goalkeeper instead of the unprotected corners of the goal. Peter Shilton, who played more games for the England men's team than anyone else, insisted on always wearing red!


2. Jorge Campos played for Mexico as both a goalkeeper and a striker

Another world-famous goalkeeper was Jorge Campos, who defended his team as a goalkeeper and on the field as an exceptional striker. He was famous for his bold-coloured jerseys, which he also designed himself. He also played for the national team alternately in both positions! A unique combination, which ultimately turned him into a living legend.


3. Goalkeepers spit on their gloves

Goalkeepers’ gloves are made of very sensitive latex, which grips best when wet. That’s also the reason why you can often see goalkeepers spit into their hands!


4. Peter Schmeichel used handball techniques as a goalkeeper

Peter Schmeichel, who became known as the goalkeeper for the Danish team, initially started his career as a handball player. After making the transition to football, he took the unique techniques he learned while playing handball with him. His technique was dominated by his intimidating appearance and was best known through his signature “Starfish” move, where he spread both his arms and legs. His son, Kasper Schmeichel, followed in his footsteps and became goalkeeper for the Danish national team. He uses the same techniques his dad took over from his career as a handball player!


5. Gianluigi Buffon’s transfer to Juventus Turin cost an incredible 38 million euros

Gianluigi Buffon is still the most expensive goalkeeper of all time following his move from Parma to Juventus in 2001 – for 38 million euros. Adjusted for inflation, the transfer would cost 53 million euros today. An unbelievable number that still hasn’t been beaten but is well-deserved: Buffon has been named World’s Best Goalkeeper four times and prevented 484 goals for his team.


6. Diego Alves holds more penalty shots in his league than anyone else

In the Spanish League 74% of all penalty shots are scored, except if you’re facing Diego Alves, who plays for FC Valencia. In his career, he has faced 46 penalties, saving 23 of them; two missed the target. He puts down his success as a goalkeeper to an understanding of the economic practice of “Game Theory”, a complex mathematical theory which is modelled after various behaviours in social conflict situations. This way, he gets into the striker’s head. Rather impressive!



http://www.power-horse.com/en-af/sports/article/6-things-you-didnt-know-about-goalkeepers/

OP, abeg no vex if I say na OP u post, cos d only reasonable fact relating to ur title here is point 3.
Point 1 is jst an imagination/ illusion, probably frm ur mind. There're keepers dat put on black, abi black na bright colour? Me think keeper's uniform is diff jst to distinguish him.
Other points relate to individual keepers, buh u presented d topic like u were gonna say general fact abt keepers.

Virginity ma foot!
Wt all these free booby ads!

CHAI! CHAI!! CHAI!!!
Diaris God ooooooooo

CHAI! CHAI!! CHAI!!!
Diaris God oooooooooo

The way APC is running it's affairs clearly shows it can't withstand d test of time. It's always bn personal interest over every other factor.
Apart frm d legitimacy of d other candidate (if media report is right), even a slowpoke shud understand d fact dat d other Adeleke has carved a niche 4 himself evident by d actions of his supporters during his burial & dat this affection ll easily be transferred to his siblings rather than d party.
APC is still surviving simply cos there's no viable opposition.

Gold digger!
Weytin be d final result of d "unbroke guy" wey DM her in d past?
Yeye thing, she never learn her lesson. Wen anoda 1 give her belle & plan 2 dump her she'll begin campaign to gain needless sympathy.

The wife offend u ni?
U for hide everybody face, or make u kuku show or dia face na.
The partial hiding no be am