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MAXIMAL123:
Nice one
But I have a question ooo
Who will Marry this his baby mama now

Read d post 1st. If u don read am b4, read am again buh this time check all d names present.
If u still don't get ansa to ur question, read again, check d names & ask ursef d relationship btw each person

Ehiscotch:
Being a prefect is now an award?
Not hating, but I was the labour prefect in my primary school: I wasn't given an award neither did Nairaland carry the news.
LALASTICLALA, this is not FP material. Move better topics abeg.

No worry, ur pikin go kolekt d award for u. By then twill be worth FP material.

It's jst quite easy for these guys to organise protest. The day 9ja begins to av such diehard protesters ll be d beginning of a new dawn. Till then, we've still gat a looooonnnnnggggggggg way to go.

TheRealAdonye:
This isn't the CEO of Mercedes.

The CEO is Dieter Zetsche
https://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Dieter-Zetsche.jpg

The person in that video is R. Trent Kimball who is the CEO of Texas Armoring Corporation (TAC).

https://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/33/62/53/7285440/7/rawImage.jpg

TAC specialize in armouring different types of vehicles.


This picture was after the video.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415920802548_wps_12_image001_png.jpg

You can read more about the video here

A little research instead of just copying and pasting would have prevented this mis-information.

Perfect Analysis

Wehdonsah

eluquenson:
I don't see any essence of downloading all this app mentioned, they are just a mere ad platform.
Ever since i have been using android phone = Tab, i hardly have issues relating to virus or malware.

Anyway, some might find it cool on their gadget.

Concur.
Every time I buy new phone & d guys @ d mall ll always wanna persuade me to coman install anti virus as if it's a missing component dat was mistaken deleted by d manufacturers. Then I'll ask masef y I'm I gonn pay wen I can easily download from store. So I refused cos of d money. Last 1 I bought @ 3CHub, d guy already took me to d section as if dat's a must passed stage. Told him No! & he was looking@ me wt wonderment .

honjohnbright:
As if they don't already know those they want.

At the end it will be like this
Sokoto 100
Kano 100
Imo 12
Osun 35
Calabar 8

I respect una unity for Nigeria

Yëyë pipu. After almost 2yrs. I'm sure they've
Dem don know dem abi dem don start work since teytey sef. All they jst wanna do is formalise the appointment.

Power of social media.
The Pen is mightier than d sword.

Dem don 4get say no be their generation.
Remember those wen somborry somhow must chop "kick- slapping" & "kick-boxing" b4 or during anatomy practical exams, jst for derailing frm d line.

Politics!
No permanent friends, No permanent enemies buh Permanent Interest.
Oga Reno, wehdonsah

iamexcelblog:
Now that being said, Let it be known to the whole world that Igbos don't hate other tribes as being currently peddled around by the Media.

Infact, I do business in the North and I can assure you that aside religious tension and illiteracy (Language Barrier), the Northern Hausa man is the best person to do transactions or business with. Quote me anywhere. I prefer to do business 1 million times with the Hausa Muslim than the average Igbo man or Yoruba man or even any other ethnic minority in Nigeria. Most times when a Northern Muslim says "Dan Allah", he means it and even hurts himself economically to make sure you gain. But when A Southerner tells you "I swear by God", thats when the real scam begins! No insult intended. This is very serious.

Not "Dan Allah" buh "Walahi talahi"
"Dan Allah" is means, somtin like wen we say "I use God beg u" in our day2day conversations.
"Walahi", on d other hand is like an affirmation of d truth. Wen an hausa man says "Walahi talahi", dat's like saying "True to God". Hence, it's more affirmative. Wen he says "Walahi talahi sunmobillahi" he's probably told all d truth he knows abt d situation & u can take him 4 his words.

NB: those were in d past. These days, even wt all d "Walahi talahi sunmobillahi" sef na still big fat lie.

Wait! Na so e dey put am 4 head d ride ?

#beautiful! #crushthings.
Buh this lady don dey öröbö small small o

Txs OP.
Buh worabout A/C? I've heard contrary views on this.

eyinjuege:
Its clearly written in the post.

Sule earns his living as an Arabic teacher.

Alfa & Scholar na same thing?

lofty900:
This reminds me of pastor latsego of christ embassy South Africa who committed suicide last year after he mistakenly uploaded the picture of his deek on the church whatsapp group thinking it was his girlfriend.
I told my friend he was stupiid to hang himself

If I were in his shoes, I would have destroyed the phone and raised alarm that my phone has been stolen

That my enemies are doing it to tarnish my image.

If you ever find ursef in such awkward position just do the above.


Nobody will ever know

U r a CROOK

eyinjuege:
Should your sister have lied in court under oath?

And he calls himself a scholar. Rubbish.

Wasn't mentioned anywia in d post dat he was, or claimed to be 1

Acidosis:
The teacher's response is bad.

That assignment however might serve as an avenue to enlighten the kids about the strategy of kidnapers and the best way to avoid them.

Godmother:
Like someone already pointed out it could be a topic in current affairs, so fits it. However, the teacher was rude to say that to you. You probably should head over to the school to have things straightened out.

Benita27:
What business does a primary2 child have with Evans?, are there not better things in current affairs the child should be taught other than "Who's Evans?".

Based on the teacher's response I could tell it's one of those schools teachers misbehave. So he/she thinks a child's parent has no right in deciding what or what not to teach his/her child?,LOL.

To those saying d teacher is wrong wt her response, I'll say hear d 2 sides of d story b4 judging.
Cos I fear Nigerians wen it comes to reported speech.
Similar thing happened to me jst couple of hrs ago where I asked som1 to "Pls excuse me" in order to see anoda person dat warrants privacy & nxt I'll hear is "he asked me to walk out"

Also, @Benita, a pry 2 pupil has a lot 2 learn at Evans. It's not jst as current affairs or at Evans as a person. It's a bit kidnapping, armed robbery & other vices. Morals can be taught, they can brainstorm on how they can prevent demsefs frm being kidnapped cos kids are soft targets.
Av u ever imagined d intelligence of kids nowadays? Dem no dull like us o! Any pikin we dull for this present generation no get joy @all

Oya na, make dem com join d "payless labour market" for "State of Ozun".
Mtchew

praxisnetworks:
There are various reasons why you should not drive on full tank too

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henryanna36:
Lionel Messi tied the knot yesterday with his childhood sweetheart, Antonella Roccuzzo at his hometown in Rosario Argentina. His teammates and former teammates Luis Suarez, Neymar,Gerard Pique,Xavi,Eto,Puyol,Dani Alves,Fabregas and others were among the[b] 260 guests in attendance at the intimate ceremony.[/b]



However former bosses Pep Guardiola and most of the Argentina squad or legend Diego Maradona were obviously missing.

According to a report by Argentine newspaper La Nacion, Messi invited only four of his international team-mates – Sergio Aguero, Javier Mascherano, Ezequiel Lavezzi and Angel Di Maria.

The couple, who have known each other for about 25 years, banned mobile phones at the ceremony. Staff were also sworn to secrecy and 450 police officers were on hand for the big day.

The couple, who now live in Barcelona, have two sons together.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/photos-from-lionel-messis-wedding-with.html

Wu see wot I'm "sawing"?
450police for 260guests. Wu be d real guests abeg?

johntaiwo123:
Hi Nairalanders!

It is now a common say and it's everywhere on the Internet that "content is king" but
I was reading a post from a top internet marketer and he said Traffic is the king and not content!

These guys want to confuse me ooo. Abeg help me out.

I will like to ask, from your own experience.

Which one is King, is it Traffic or contents?

Drop your own opinion below!

Thanks!

Cc:lalasticlala, Seun, puskin, dominique, naijacutee, FOD, Mynd44, OAM4J, DisGuy, justwise, HumbledbYGrace, mukina2, osystein

OP wot's d essence of ur content if not 2 gain traffic?
Let's use NL as case study. Some av created great & important threads over & over again wtout getting to FP while others av posting jargons & d jargons keep parambulating FP. There're some whose every post must sha get to FP ni.
So wu content epp?

My crush b4b4

viviangist:
@VIVIANGIST

This baby was reportedly given birth to with congenital defect (Gastroschisis) in the early hours of today. She was birthed in general hospital Geidam, Yobe state.

According to Facebook user Isa Aisami , "This is a baby girl born early hour of today 30/6/2017 with congenital defect(Gastroschisis) her large intestine exposed through umblicus in general hospital Geidam Yobe state now preparing to refer to the referral hospital" Pictures below:

SOURCE - http://www.viviangist.net/baby-born-in-yobe-state-with-congenital-defect-gastroschisis-pics


cc - Lalasticlala

OP, ur statement is not completely true. This is rather Omphalocoele & not Gastroschisis if truly d intestine is passing thru d umbilicus (wc is suggestive buh not too glaring in d attached pix). Gastroschisis occurs beside d umbilicus, usually to d right, & has no covering membrane unlike in above pix.

Wait o! Where's Omawumi sef? Her tenure don end be dat?

Sammyramires:
There is a twist to the ongoing feud between the two of the African best Hip Hop artists Davido and Wizkid in continuation of their long time rivalry.

The two of the best African Acts were once inseparable as they attends shows and performed on stages together, not until a time around July, 2016 that a high scale beef erupted between the two music act which led to the duo throwing tantrum and insulting words on social media.

Wu'd bliv twas this same guys dat were taking turns 2 throw hot jibes at anty Linda couple of yrs ago, on top one of dem matter.

Misterdhee1:
Do you know how many Palestinians were and are still being killed by Israelis? Does that also make Israelites true Christians? Aside that google about Progroms, Ku Klux Khan, and Ilaga. The fact is no single ideology in the world is free from extremism tendencies.

As much as I'm not interested in this argument, I'll still like 2 inform u dat Isrealites av never bn & are still not Christians, even till 2mao.
Isrealites practice Judaism not Christianity.

Truly, d love of money is da root of all evils!
Even Evans wt all d atrocities still get löya asking him to be released!

xstry:
where are the Fulanis in the picture?

xstry:
where are the Fulanis in the photos? Are they invisible?

koolguy88:
I am beginning to doubt that the fulani herdsmen are responsible for these acts

tesppidd:
If the Fulanis lived with other people in the cities, every bank robbery, every kidnap, every assassination would be blamed on them, especially in this apc and Buhari administration. The pdp and the ipob yoots have a principle; since apc used boko haram to remove Jonathan we must use ipob and the fulani campaign to bring down Buhari. Simple.

lafuria1:
nobody is asking the right questions, how did she know its fulani herdsmen ?

Edo state of all places, if you know edo state you will know this all blame the fulani is a cover up for the real perpetrators.

Same questions pipu were asking wen BH started instead of taking steps to nip it in d bud, nw it's a menace dat d army of 3 nations are battling to tame.

Dem don turn "Slay Queens" shappaly

I expect J. J. to win sha, even b4 opening d thread.



Modified
I'm not surprised! E still dey hin body. The African Footballer of the year we never had

I no even know say d guy fit speak "oyinbo" sef. Came to hear "ngbatngbati"

madapcmod:
What is d meaning of Ejeee Jeesu! That's what they are shouting in d video. Its not allowing me to upload.

Mans inhumanity to man.

Means Blood of Jesus

Abeg! Dem beat me pass like dat wen I dey small, nw I'm berra off. Maybe I for dey compete wt Evans by nw, cos I don dey graduate frm stealing meet & money to changing NEPA bill. Na God & army belt do d magic.