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Mhen! The guy (Churchhill ) resembles hin mama no be small.

10 &12 funny die

Femich18:
Lol..Are you a herbalist? U right though. Yes

It doesn't take incantation to fathom that. It's a spot diagnosis.

ckmayoca:
If criticism is not allowed, improvement will not achieved. That's how the world roll like egg roll.
I pray for better Naija.

Question is: Is it criticism dat's delayed d passage or undue politicking?

Femich18:
Goodnews...Yessssss!!! We have been waiting for this for a very long time. Passed at last. Now we can start working and shut up all our doubters and pessimists... God help us all

Hope u're a contractor! Or, at least, related to 1.
Cos if not, I don't see details reason 4 do ecstasy.

Even blind man go choose No. 1
Buh, hairdo or "hair-undo", d gerl fyn sha

The teacher too no get hand ni?

chimere66:
As shared on Facebook......

Double double: Twin sisters marry twin brothers on the same day

Twin brothers, Chinonso Akinade Okueze and Chibuzor Adelakin Okueze, from Asaba, Delta state married twin sisters, Folawemi Taiwo Okuniyi and Febisola Kehinde Okuniyi, from Ondo state in Ikeja, Lagos state.
Is it possible that these couples would have twins themselves?

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/photos-nigerian-twin-sisters-marry-twin.html

It's possible. Twinning is hereditary. It's inherited via d feminine line though. So, it's d female twins dat matters, not d guys .

Op, abeg dat ur Nö 1 don't go there @all. Dat lady (Chidinma) is one of d few artists I respect & cherish. Make Wizkid no com teach am how 2 smoke weed.

Buh y is Blogger more popular?

That he's being managed 4 food poisoning doesn't necessarily mean he's being "poisoned" or that he even took poison at all.
Simply put, the cause of his illness has been traced to the food he ate.
I guess they didn't av Nigerians in mind wen dat term was coined.

adesegun121:


True Love

I hope so.
It's pretty difficult to define "True Love" wen money's involved.

Op, 4get dat thing. This ur stuff is alien 2 our "culture". Here it's wu u know dat marras. Wu dey bother read ur CV sef!
Or u wan tell me see all the Buhari, Atiku et al family wey dem say CBN employ, na because dem get gud CV!

Looks deliberately orchestrated.

This classically shows how d world's changed. Frm completely decently dressed to almost nude, in jst 2 decades.
I'm her fan though, & I admit she's beautiful & gorgeous. Buh dat wudn't mean I shudn't call a spade a spade.
I can only imagine wot fashion ll be like in anoda decade or 2.

Remmyode:
The state received less than N150 million from October till date, due the the repayment obligations for the Infrastructure Programs it has been prosecuting. In spite of the heavy obligations, Osun has paid more than N5billion in salaries between the same period.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/03/20/i-will-certainly-pay-workers-salaries-aregbesola/

Buh me no understand do maths.
So, how's d 4.85billa Generated?
Abi Ogbeni don dey do money ritual ni? ?

Flexherbal:
OBJ has Nigeria at his palm.

Walahi!

deltaboiy01:
l was just wondering is it possible for a penis to grow after puberty.I mean im 19 now ,and going to be 20 in a few months, i have seen this mentioned somehwere before, but not sure is it possible for me to add at least a little but more length or girth maybe. or maybe you guys heard of cases when guys joysticks were still growing in their early 20'? maybe there is some thing i can take, or some kind of excersises that i can do to maybe help this process, not like penis enlargement pills cuz i know those really dont work. let me just say im about 3" hard right now, and let me tell you its killing me. sometimes when i think about this, i think maybe i should kill myself and end this now, im not really suicidal or mentally ill, im perfectly sane i just feel like i dont really have anything to live for, i mean no matter how successfull i might be in life or how much i will achieve, i will always have a small penis, and will never be able to really satisfy a girl, crap is just fu..ck up and i dont know what to do. if there is really nothing i can do about my penis maybe i will just shoot myself, am in my final year now and i dont know if all these years of study really worth it. right now im hoping to find something that will help me with my size. anyway i think i wrote too much, really looking forward to see what you people think.

I'm in possession of materials that can help u.
Purely natural techniques, NO pills.
PM me 4 details.

Hmmmm
He likes 'em BIG........
& MASSIVE.

4peace:
Last time i check everybody dont have same IQ

Dat's true.
Buh, last tym I checked also, none of the reports claimed dat Ese was a 13yr old gal chronologically buh dat she gat mental age almost equivalent to dat of a prof

Hmmmm
Even oracles don step up.
Frm picking a billionaire as king to sighting fyn international "opeke" as d bride.
Wu say rich no go die Well!

C'est Cool!
It's good he has talent, & lucky he's in an environment dat encourages it's devt

AnanseK:
So this letter is almost flawless?

What is your highest qualification in English language?

The girl was clearly begging her love Inusa to take her to kano.and the foolish boy accepted.

Pls highlight d flaws in d letter.

personal59:
Amazing!!! Some ppl can't even understand the purported writer of the letter. (Laugh) when the report is in your favor, you praise the source bt, now you are accusing them of fabricating d letter. Hypocrisy at its peak

Guy, I'm sure u're above 13. Read d content of d letter again & ask ursef weda u gat d mental capacity to write such a flawless letter wen u were 13 (even if u go d best sch in werreva). Even if u're 2 write similar letter nw sef (irrespective of ur present status, well except maybe u're English grad) twil available 2 pass thru 2nd reading b4 email go fit be like this.
Haba! Let's call a spade a spade.
Quest! Baldadash!
4 a 13yr old girl!
Except if d gods wrote it 4 her.

likata:
lies....i can't stop laughing at d stupi.d way of proving that inusa did not kidnap d little girl.how can a girl of 13yr write such long letter to an illiterate keke napep guy dat cant hold a pen talk more of reading.to the extend d little girl was mentioning her first toaster

Na dat 1 surprise U?
Abi d flawlessness of d letter.
I guess d 13yr old Ese shud b in her Final yr in Uni
Baldadash indeed.

Haba!
Dem 4 give details guy cushion chair sitdown na.
At least 2 respect hin "special advisership"

He didn't claim that Metuh's not his classmate na. He only said he's "not aware" there were classmates.
The guy attend hin Use of English class wella

olokfor:
Nigerian politics is synonymous with drama and controversy. When politicians are not begging for votes, they are engaging in street brawls or making the electorate miserable.

[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/5-controversial-jpg.74927/[/img]

See list of the 5 most controversial Governors in the Office:

Ayo Fayose :

Governor of Ekiti state, he is renowned for his theatrics. He's popularly referred to as 'The People's Governor' because of the massive support he enjoys in his state. No news day is complete without a scathing statement from Fayose.


Nyesom Wike

Governor of Rivers state. Though he's yet to engage in a street brawl , most Nigerians readily associate him with hooliganism. He's currently engaged in a fierce battle with his predecessor, Rotimi Amaechi.

Nasir El-Rufai

Governor of Kaduna state. Mallam El-Rufai is an elitist whose policies are causing groaning in his state. He recently placed a sanction on religious activities in his state. He is also currently carrying out major demolition projects across the state.

Adams Oshiomhole

Governor of Edo state. He is the self appointed auditor of the Nigerian treasury and never fails to thrill Nigerians with his outbursts of how 'trillions' were looted. Critics claim Oshiomhole is trying to secure his next job by being as loud possible considering his tenure as Governor ends this year.

Rauf Aregbesola

Governor of Osun state. Argebesola is the former poster boy of his party, the All Progressives Congress, APC and currently a neglected 'bride'. This governor is the 'head boy' of debtor Governors.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/nigerias-5-most-controversial-governors.html

Befitting title
Op, u b badoo

Johnnyessence:
Governor of Osun, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola on Thursday commissioned Kings University in Ode-Omu, Osun state, reiterating that, the goal of his administration’s education reform is to develop the ‘new man’ in students that are intellectually, socially and morally sound for the growth of the state.
Also at the commissioning of the university is the proprietor and chancellor of the institution, Pastor Mathew Ashimolowo.
At the commissioning, Aregbesola announced that the Gbogan-Ode-omu road will be completed by the end of this year, promising that, by the next 180 days, the road will be a reference point in road construction in the country.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/03/17/aregbesola-commissions-ashimolowos-university/

Hope dat ll not be frm d remaining 6milla.
This guy must be a clown.

So tell me wc major course u never put 4 ur list?
Rubbish!