₦airaland Forum

Peacefullove:
Total waste of time ... Both of them didn't see this in their Bibles ?



" But realize this, that in the last days Difficult times will come "

And did you read further in ur own bibles dat cos "Difficult times will come" u shud not Pray?

Stupendous ignorance.

Jahelastic:
But do you know the boy may be happy with the pregnancy and his family may be ready to accept both the baby and the mother?

Buh she already moved 2 do guy's house na.
She want love, she see love, love give am belle, dem pursue am 4 house & he pack go love house.
Case closed

johnbuck81:
this is one of the results of unplanned pregnancy with a small girl.
Now its d granny that they want to pin it to...how about the boy?

Abi oooo

Na cos d guy no settle dem joorr.
Na 2day Rd Safety don dey troway Face!

David25:
9. Stalk people on facebook and Nairaland

+ & especially WhatsApp

goldbim:
wow .you even remembered the intro skit!!respect!!"lol..e don tey oo

Shud b '93 or '94
My sch was in Aj, & d song was always being blasted by mobile marketers then, wt other kids dancing "galala" to it.

How I wish Nigeria ll learn frm d Dubai story. They've arrived, yet they keep evolving. Frm Burj Al-Arab to Burj Khalifa. This is where honesty, selflessness & tolerance has taken them. The reverse is d case in my con3.

princey83:
Motorola 720
Motorola f3
Sendo s230
Sendo X - a cheaper alternative for those that could not afford a nokia symbian phone
Some of my friends back in Uni (that wanted to feel among by force) brought this phone with their pocket money. They were very happy because they could download cool symbian games and apps just like nokia symbian users. Owners of nokia phones were very angry and full of hate for sendo x users. Sendo X was sold circa N18,000. That is like N35,000 in today's money. But unfortunately, that phone was what yoruba called agba ana.. The phone was very fragile and I can't remeber any of my friends that used one of these sendo x that lasted over 3 semesters. Even when the phone wasworking, it hanged a lot

So true.
Buh, d power of Sendo's infrared those days was unbeatable.
Even till 2mao.

goldbim:
Wow,the days of daddyshowkey's fire fire and pasuma's orobokibo..how time flies!hardwork pays..

IamDino:
Those were the days of if you see my mama,hosanna,tellam say hosann i dey for yankee...

4 Wia! This one no be days of "fire fire" or "hossanah" anything ooo.

This one name d days of "In the Ghetto"

WildChild00:
Daddy Showkey himself, persin wen get motor with registration number LA 714 AAA, make come comot am.... Showkey bobo

guy, ur head dey dia

Mbanu!
I disagree.
Wia el-Rufai dey for d List?

Kelklein:
Reserved for the correct pronunciation!

Lalasticlala give it a try

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It's actually pronounced one half (without the hyphen)
Or
One and a half

@ VictorRomanov, Obinoscopy well done!

To learn more about fractions go to https://english.stackexchange.com%2Fquestions%2F72614%2Fwhy-does-one-half-have-no-hyphen-but-two-thirds-does&why=i_list&service_id=803478443041409

while I agree wt u on the 1st part, I disagree wt d 2nd.
Cos "one and a half" is 1 1/2 (not 1/2) (mind d font, as I'm typing on a mobile device)

emorse:
Doctors are supposed to determine the cause of death through an autopsy, not family members.

I never liked the man as a coach. Its funny how that has suddenly changed with this news. Life is truly best understood backwards. RIP Big boss.

& u don't think Drs wuddav communicated dia assessment wt d relatives?
Besides, it's not in every case dat u do autopsy b4 u ascertain cause of death (jst like it's not until u get 2 d lab b4 u make diagnosis). U make a clinical assessment first, if necessary, u may request 4 autopsy (or lab investigation as d case may be)

ireneony:
I thought they said he died in benin.

Well anyway sha.

Rip.

The notice did not contradict dat assertion. It only stated where he hails frm.
There's a possibility of him being taken to UBTH. Dats still d highest level of care along dat axis.

Chai!
This gerl don enta 1chance. I hope say e no go don turn am to old mama b4 she 15.

PresVA:
@ subject, .....Sorry, your brother is the one destroying your family not the girl.. a third party can't 'destroy' your family if you don't allow him/her.... abi the girl use juju hold am?

Your brother's attitude of selling your father's stuffs etcc further shows the kind of person he is... He really needs to work on himself. ..

when next you have a meeting with him, talk more about changing his attitude rather than focusing on the girl... let him know the problem is from him and not necessarily the girl... If he can get his attitude right, then he can probably take better decisions concerning the girl and your family at large. ..

Continue talking to him while still praying....

Then, If any of you can take your mum in, please do.. it's obvious her present environment is detrimental esp considering her health issues....

Thank you very plentifully. U've summarised all he nids 2 know.
A word is enuff 4 d wise.
EoD.

Generalkorex:
na everyday iya gbemi dey buy market o.
and na dis evening i still buy am.

Well, na 80bucks 4 my own area sha

amokemi:
So that's why Ekiti should be arming hunters abi?

I'm sure if Ortom had taken this step, d Agatu massacre wudn't av bn successful.

Ok na.
Na 1st week of June dem go don begin dey hear am.

Mtchew!
White man ko, oyinbo ni.

Awwwww. Thot they said he's jobless !

Congrats bro, Most fantastic Nigerian player inrecent times.
Wish they'll giv u African Footballer of d Yr buh, alas, it is didn't easy an award for a keeper.
In d voice of Plantashun boy "Keep keeping on......."

Reekadict04:
[size=15pt]Yesterday... Saraki Losses

Today... Saraki Looses

Tomorrow... Saraki Looses

This guy is a real gunner! [/size]

Guy, u baaaad!
Coincidentally, he's an Arsenal fan

affairsnaija:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-20GMIWNsSqo/Vx3WWLOvyTI/AAAAAAAABvY/VxjUgEvPIdcyjz8iChV3El5y1J8jWhT6gCK4B/s1600/Solomon%2BAreze-707491.jpg[/img]

The IG of Police Solomon Araze speaks during an interview on channels this morning Assured Nigerians that due process will be followed in the 2016 Nigeria police recruitment exercise.

Unlike the past recruitment exercise where recruitment is done base on political sentiment resulting to recruitment of unqualified and unpassionate people into the Nigeria police.
According to solomon Araze, all measure has been put inplace to recruit qualify and passionate people into the force. He says the Nigeria police were able to introduce Technology into Recruitment. He says Nigeria Police were able to acquire polygram machine for deployment into recruitment and also ensure to use drug testing kits to avoid bringing in those who are into drugs to the force.

However psychometric test will be done in making sure that only those who have passion for policing are recruited into the force, and all those who deed not meet up with the stated recruitment criterias will be disqualify.

Source: http://www.nigeriacurrentaffair.com/2016/04/nigeria-police-recruitment-ig-solomon.html

Forget dat thin jooorrr.
Over 500K applicants applying for posts slated for 1K, u're talking of due process.

LordVarys:
http://www.punchng.com/governors-of-different-parties-and-their-banter/


Yahaya Bello of Kogi State who I reported here last week [b]that he was planning to become President Muhammadu Buhari’s son-in-law [/b]also joined another group of governors where he introduced Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State as his in-law. “He is my in-law. He gave me a wife. You can confirm from him,” Bello told those who cared to listen. The former labour leader confirmed the assertion by nodding.

AGAIN?

Shoooooo! This guy go use all Kogi allocation gather wives
I hope say e no go eventually die ontop woman sha!

MUVA:
LOL!


All I can deduce from this funny article is that these men are snakes. They don't like each other but as polithiefcians that they are, they keep pretending.

There's no permanent friend, no permanent enemy in politics. Enemity starts and ends at the polls

Siena:
[color=Blue]There must be something wrong with your pedals then - too stiff.

Besides, shoes are replaceable, feet aren't.[/color]

Maybe not. He might av bn applying pressure on the pedals at the wrong angle.

9ce one OP.
Right on point, 111%

FULANI again!!!!

Obviously looking berra

NB:
Abeg wey dat guy wey wan dey plan "serial monogamy" (after e don turn several gals to "bend-down-select" in different name of "she's getting fat" make hin com see ooo

scribble:
Dem no fine Gtb for burning saraki evidence

Dat 1 na 'tory 4 nxt yr na

ZKOSOSO:
Yep....he has a point. seriously.....
But let a christian Northerner go for 2019 to protect SS and SE 100% votes!

My dear, the North priorities religion over tribe o.
If u're hausa man frm do heart of Maiduguri & u're a xtian u're regarded as an infidel. In fact, if there's any chaos u'll be Nö 1 target.

Davindal:
Did you say that I'm after her body? If you were in my shoes, would you go into marriage with somebody having the prospects and potentials of becoming the next YOKOZINA, particularly when she gives birth to baby? If you don't know what to comment...you had better keep mute.

So if u marry her "lepacious" & she lerra turns "orobo" u'll throw her away, Right!
Then, marry anoda one & throw away 1 by 1, after u don useless all of Them!
Application to "Serial Monogamy"