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OP, Robort Bubble Gum still dey market ooo. In fact I surprise wen I see am OTC yesterday.

ril19:
The Only Problem Is That Nigerians Don't Value Their Own.

This ain't abt Nigerians valuing their own. U to see d pics na!
E no sell market @allllll. Nothing 2 Showcase!

Soon & very soon, u'll start seeing "cloned versions" of d court. Then u no go know wc 1 b original again.

VickyRotex:
What is this? Must she show the world?



It's called "Linea Nigra"

It's always been there even before pregnancy, but because there's an increase in the skin-darkening melanin during pregnancy it becomes more pronounced especially if a woman is dark skinned.

It goes off after delivery.

Well, u tried wt ur response. However, u ain't entirely korekt.
Yes, a line's bn there b4 pregnancy, buh it's not Linea nigra buh Linea alba.
No, it doesn't go off after delivery. Like a similar darkening on d nipple, it's permanent cos (like u said, it's due to the presence of melanin & it's a permanent pigment).
Those 2 changes r few ways of knowing a lady dat's bn pregnant b4

This make up too much na!
Sotey e don turn make down sef!
Baby u're biuriful, even wtout make up.

His death is easily predictable.
Na weytin go kill human being dem dey like.

stanbuggy:
Free money for a Kenyian

Curious as to why naija get their own column for payment....

I'll call dat "Indigenization Policy"
Fact is, marathon is NOT our race. Rather , it's 4 East Africans cos their climate makes dem better adapted 4 it. Hence, if there's no special consideration 4 Nigerians then na dem go chop all d money.

Mhen!!!
See as Baba-yabo pikin be like MAN

Was! See simplicity in FULL action.
Frm d hall (sorry, space) 2 do dressing. Even d chair wey dem give d presido sef!

Cud typo error, from autospelling

Lawyers & their deception!
I wonder how person go finish 12yrs jail term in less than 4yrs

Adaowerri111:
Even this man singing is corrupt, you can tell with the facial expression of PMB

Obviously, u DON'T know him (the man singing)

Hmmmmm
No wonder. I'm not surprised anymore.
So it's a tale of "Like Mother Like Daughter"

Hi guys!
This question has been on my mind for some time now. I've observed with keen interest over time that posts that get to the FP on Nairaland involves the OP (or any other person down the thread) must mention a moderator or more before it gets there. Hence, u'll see as dumb a post as "I have eaten today" getting to the FP while important posts never smell it at all.
Please I wanna know if it's normal, or an abnormal normal.

mrlaw93:
I dnt knw why Nigerians ve dis mentality that traveling abroad is d key to ending poverty. The same hustle u should ve invest ur energy in ur own father's land without fear of ur particulars expiring. U wil nw go to anoda country nd engage urslf in double the hustle wit fear of been caught. Hatred frm indigenes of d so called country. No freedom. ABEG! SHEY DEM DEY DO UNA NI? For me oo.. I will make it here in Nigeria. You too will make it here in Nigeria. Amen

Guy, if u see how ur mates dey make am over dia (I mean legitimatel) & compare & guys dey suffer here, nobody go preach 2 u b4 u give ursef brain.
Use 2 think like u b4, but not anymore. Not after I've bn waiting 4 yrs nw, burning d litu I'm earning on endless journeys in different name of interview & d same litu is abt 2 b slashed 2 60%

viviangist3:
The dancers for the last picture na Boys oooo No BE Girls oooo , Anambra get something .. but no be gays ooo
See more click http://www.viviangist.com/burial-photos-of-pa-pius-okonkwo-ngige-akunnia-chris-ngiges-father-attended-by-rotimi-amaechi-peter-obi-peterside-dakuku-ifeanyi-okowa-kayode-fayemi-and-others

I gat shyne my eyes wella 2 confirm they weren't masquerades too

francizy:
Nothing way man no go see... SmH


And people will buy and eat this shît right?


Omo, I rather go without meat than eat some disgusting creatures people feed on in this country...

Guy, this is NOT 4 do eating.
It's a local charms et al.
U chop this 1, u pkai chap chap. No time 2 wait 4 Lassa fever sef

Nah "Cowbell, Our milk" true true.

bi0nics:
Orchtitis Happened to me before

Operation is the only answer i guess because i was operated on
seriously

My dear, if u were operated on, then it's NOT likely 2 b Orchitis, cos Orchitis is a Medical (not surgical) problem, except say don't thin bad sotey dem gat comot u r blockus. Hope u ain't in Lag, cos if an so u Don enta all those 1 chance quacks hand b dat

MICHEALADEX:
Monkey post

Fine girls but way dia mama?

U sure say na d 2 of dem b Gals?
Look d black 1 (on d right) wella

Stupendous stupidity

Hope it's not a project after d similitude of d reknown "Fayose Poultry Project"

saints2:
Are you for real?? You mean you can do this if you are a doctor? Maybe you need to read the story once again..

My dear, d'u blame d MD (or Drs & other workers) wu defy all odds 2 still attend 2 patients in this inhumane condition or rather d govt dat's failed 2 make adequate provision 4 it's Citizenry?
I'm sure if any of ur relatives was rushed 2 dat facility, was rejected & eventually kpai u'll b singing a different tune.

funnynation:
Associate with ppl dat add value to ur life.. As entertainer associate with entertainer, as a footballer..associate with footballer.. Bad friends are evil..
RIP to the dead..
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Nairaland official comedian

Considering d location, & d occupation, I guess it's not too surprising 2 see details type of pipu he associates wt

misspicy:
I will pick the Blue pill....
There are people money can never ever replace

Mtchewwww

lofty900:
They should just grab the knife and pull it out na, our medical experts are way behind in the world of medical care

Stupendous ignoramity

pretydiva:
Will dat bring back d dead man ..buh nigerians sef..always thinking wit their anus

Nope. Buh it may prevent many frm becoming dead men in future.

Pls, Idanre is not in Akure. They may be close, buh they're entirely diff settlements

qhutetomsel:
its not ur fault!
you don't know how it feels.

if you know wat it means having someone else act like your mum on your wedding day then you won't write that shii' up there.

Well, I know how it feels , cos I've lost both parents & my mum esp is DEAR to me. Buh I still feel this is nonsense. Cos if anybody tries this wt me it's gonna bring back irrepressible memories dat ll make break down in tears.
Dat shud'nt b on my wedding day.

IykeWest:
So? Might be just a regular check up, I don't see how it pertains to baby mama drama

Txs jare.
Everybody trying 2 get cheap publicity.

shepherd77:
Learning


Abeg how can i get the identity if the owner of a particular phone number.

I'm chatting with one f.oolish scammer. He revealed himself as Senator Bukola Saraki. He asked if I needed a job with the Nigerian customs. I answered yes.

Then he told me to contact one Alhaji. He gave the phone number.


I'll like to get the true identity if the owner of the number so i can take appropriate legal measures.

I'll reveal the screenshots of our chat session on a thread soon.

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otijah:
@op am working with Diamond bank currently as a full staff, and almost 70percent of those things u mentioned were in my CV
The thing is if God wants to make a way for u at d appointed time, not even discrepancies in ur CV can stop u

Thing is, how many recruiters even av d luxury of reading ur CV Sef! Most tyms it's jst 4malty