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LMAO!


She for just tell us say she dey sell crack cocaine.

Did you skip all your biology classes in school? A drop of sperm must have hundreds of thousands if not millions of tiny little sperm cells.

Bernard, I'm surprised you know how to spell your name. Good one.

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Reex12:
congrats youve learnt a new word for a cursed yahoo boy
Womanwrapper go to the market and give that old woman 3k and recieve blessings, No but instead you decide to give a brokeass hoe bcus you wan showoff
THIEF
when you mumu go cure

Yahoo what? Hahahaha. My family is old money. I'm talking 1940s old. Better hustle make your generation no suffer. I just pray you don't die in poverty.


Spits.

Righteousness2:
There was also an Earthquake in Mexico today..
We Live in very interesting and Incredible Biblical times,
Scriptures are being Fulfilled at warp speed right Before our eyes.
Earthquakes and Volcanoes ripping through the Earth.
3 Earthquakes in Zealand in a space of 24 hrs
Earthquakes in Chile
Earthquakes in philpinees
Earth quake in Greece
Earthquake in Japan
Earthquake in Japan again
Earthquake in Mexico
All these and more in a space of 30 days..

Folks! You don't need to be told that JESUS is Coming!!
Be Prepared!!

Shut your stupid uneducated mouth.

Reex12:
you sent 3k to a hoe just like that?but if adamu your paddiman asked for 2k to take chop. you tell am say moni no dey

where do these simps emanate frm sef

*spits on her simp bald head

Ode. There's no broke nigga in my circle. Speak for yourself faggit!

Besides, you have no idea what our relationship is even if it isn't sexual. Omo ase

Thelucifer666:
That's just how it is
Always depending on us for survival yet will cry when mistreated for sex

Mistreated for sex. I just hope you you don't mean rape cause this your moniker na die

AlexBells:
We are Nigerians na, if you are bold enough to call the quite we will work a deal to leave Lagos but as far as Nigeria remains we are not bothered becuase we dont know yet if the deal will be with Benin Kingdom or Oduduwa Nation

You should be a stand-up comedian

AlexBells:
Do we need Lagos in Biafra, I don't think we do, nothing that lagos offers that is not available in Biafra, we will chose Benue over Lagos aby day any time

Why are you telling me? I've hardly been to the SE. Tell it to your brothers at Computer Village Ikeja, Ladipo Oshodi, Tincan Apapa, Tradefair Alaba, Lagos markets on the island.

I agree with your statement since you didn't say all Nigerian women.

Just yesterday, one sent me a WhatsApp message to buy her a nightie worth 8k on Instagram. I laughed and showed the babe I was with. She told me to reply her that her mates are buying nighties for between 500-1k at Oshodi and Ikeja Along. Laugh wan tear my belle but I couldn't do it. I just sent 3k and asked her to source for the balance elsewhere. Mind you, this na person wey I never see her panties before o. But really, if not for over dependency on men, why would you ask someone who you're not intimate with to buy you a night gown for Chrisstsake? Women have it too easy. Even the mumu that said I should reply her is set to leave this evening with a sure billing.

If Nigeria splits today into Arewa, Biafra and Oduduwa, you're free to carry Lagos to Biafra



No man's land indeed.

Me, I go just off shirt, enter the kitchen and beat the chef to stupor

Anigreat:







Piece of overrated trash of a musician

Seems like your minuscule penis is vexing you

Me wey no be celebrity sef dey collect their phones before we chill. Even if na for the entire weekend, I'll only give you your phone to make calls or if we're going out in public. As for bedroom matters, you gas drop am. Person no fit come dey use me dey feed bloggers.

Easy to say when you're nearing menopause and never had a nigga propose to you.

Powersurge:
They can't take phallus .

This is not true at all

kingdman:
what did you buy for him idiot, he didn't buy gold necklace for me, can't u work n buy it urself..

Oloriburuku ni omo yen. Ashewo de ni pelu.

grammarnazi12:
I don't even want to believe his story.

The guy was shortlisted despite his tribe. How then could he be rejected because of his tribe?

The op is just looking for a cheap opportunity to bash the Yoruba kinfolk

If this man chop government money for six months, everybody go dey call am Your Excellency Sir.... Even if MANNABBQGRILLZ see am, all of them behind that moniker go dey cum for body.


Seriously though, with he way things are going, people might stone someone who looks like Buhari rather than smile and take photos

Nobody go laugh pass Donald Chinedu Trump

If Covid-19 isn't part of the prophesies, shame on you.

That crush na him go crush you to death

Oyorokotor...what a name!


Be like say their waters are ridiculously abundant with life

coronavirus19:
The biggest teams in the London according to my books -
1). Chelsea
2). West ham
3). Tottenham
4). Brentford
5). Fulham
6). Wimbledon
7). Luton
8 Millwall
9). Leyton orient
10). DT FC

Arsenal aren’t even in my top 10 sorry

Of course. I should have known. You're nothing but a virus.

Ayomiposi001:
Me, I don't know o

That's you very soon.

Cruelty.

1Sharon:
Well sir, you need to have 6inches first to shift anything

Six inches vs this?

Perfecttouch:

You can measure their having sense by their height

This is a lie. Sense nor dey respect height.

Do you agree that when men get raped, even from an age as young as 8, it is likely to be a secret to the death? Unless the perpetrator is caught in the act, almost nobody will hear about it.

Do you agree that as a result of this, cases of raped boys and men will almost never hit the news? Now, whether we like it or not, the news we hear often brands us into thinking a certain type of way.

You know those guys in every school that can hang out with 20 girls a time? Ask them, there's a 50% chance he's been raped once.


Why do women continue to point a double-edged sword when accusing men of rape as though their gender is devoid of the crime? Let's be honest.