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Nice. You could build up a career from Scotland Yard to MI6

It came to swallow money

RisenJoe:
So yesterday during the service, a prophecy came to me that I will see my girlfriend in nairaland, I was so happy cos I know that NL girls are sensible except for few that are suffering from the "Nigerian feminism syndrome".

So am throwing out the application form for all the eligible spinsters and sensible babes not more than 22years old to apply through DM

You're better off looking for snow in Lake Chad.

Simple.

Because it's foot ball and they're the only players allowed to use hands. They're different and it should be obvious.

Women in general. You can never understand them. Even if you go to Barbados or Fiji, na the same thing. They're the same worldwide. Your confusion will break bones just like Fella said. Even gynaecologists sef no understand them finish.

This Femi Adesina guy has sold his soul since. No surprise here.

If na civilian try this kind thing, everybody go say the couples dey craze, awon mererin papo.

Exodora:
So 1million is no money ? You must be a thief then .

You must be quite poor. Take heart. Keep working.

wiseone28:
Have they invited a prophet like TB Joshua to come and pray for him?

Why didn't you just say they should seek TB Joshua's face? Classic Nigerian. Placing their pastor above God. FOH!

Your skin isn't thick enough madam

Modified
After a good 15 minutes reading through your topics on Nairaland, I come to the conclusion that you need a therapist. If I was your husband, I'd send you away too.

wiseone28:
Did they seek God face for his healing?

Seek God's face? You people are too religious abeg.

gbemishile:
will it remove the beards or i still have to use something to remove the beards

Buy a rechargeable hair clipper bro. Best option.

dipson4u08:
BABA ABEG GIVE ME LOI NAAAA.... MAKE I COME OVER....

Lol na Naija all of us dey o

musicology:
I am a public servant with a regular salary however I am addicted to betting and it is affecting my finances and most especially, my family.
Please nairalanders , how do I get out? It is killing me

Like most addictions, cold turkey is the only way out. If you don't know how to gamble, drink, smoke or *womanize responsibly, don't do it.


*Polygamy is legal.

SniperSmurf:
God forbid! Oga an exorcism is in order for whomever actually puts those shoes on their feet. Human blood? Inside the shoes sole? My hand no dey o. This artist is taking things too far.

Lol. Only if you know the things the celebrities everyone worships do behind closed doors. Na you be the exorcist abi? Carry on

The shaving stick is what is f***ing you up. In any case, forget about fancy products. Just mix baking soda inside little water and apply on your face. It worked for me when I was a MN cadet.

BeeBeeOoh:
With this your bad mouth, I'm not sure you are going to heaven with us..

So you're saying I'm going to hell for saying the truth?

Chinakwam:
But why our naija brethren dey find for India wey no get anything? If na hacking u want learn, e get some Asia country wey better pass India,like Pakistan,Bangladesh,even Russia. But una neglect all of them dey go country wey never see better thing. I rather die in naija than to die in India.
My classmate wey go India for 6 years now,he never make am sef but na only pictures him dey snap dey upload for fb. I just taya reach ground like this

Haba! Go and educate yourself on the violations of human rights in these countries you just mentioned. You even mentioned Pakistan. Pakistan! A country whose capital is Islamabad!
Ask your so-called friend to show you his account balance if he will show you. You'd probably be ashamed of yourself for making such a statement.


India is beautiful. Like Nigeria, foreign media would rather paint them in a terrible light by reporting only the bad news. Chandigarh is one of the most beautiful places in India. To me the only bad things about India is their caste system and Zee world

One day, that boy will join Nairaland and because this is an anonymous platform, some e-idiots will call him broke and fake should he decide to be real.


O ma se o.

Why rob someone like this? (Why rob at all sef but I guess I understand) I'm going to find this woman and give her double of that.

John Lobb boots. Classy!

While you're right, African American women are worse. I can never be surprised by what a Naija girl does to me because I prepare for the worst. If you want a Naija girl to stay with you, have money. Treat her like a hoe and f**k around, but have money.

Market don already finish for her body nawwwwwwww. Wetin remain pass to seek refuge anywhere.

Yeah. The Bible is full of contradictory situations but we're asked to blindly believe. I don't.

The story of a great flood on the contrary is told is many religions around the world.

kpakpankolo:
what_are_you_going_to_do_with_it

Gamble. What else?

Hashabiah:
All I see here is a wicked man surrounded by equally wicked women.

Wicked howwww?

First time I saw my dad cook was when my mother was in the hospital giving birth to my sister. My dad had to make breakfast for me and my brother. I clearly remember entering the kitchen to seeing fire coming out from the pan. The flame caught the kitchen curtains and we were both screaming.

Best scrambled eggs and bacon I ever had. In fact, I still use his recipe to fry eggs.

I'm well confused.

A third wedding for the guy?

So it's even because of just $2k. Social media no let us get sense again. Must you post everything? What a ridiculous way to show appreciation.

Modified
Make una no vex. First of all, I'm not dashing anybody money. 2nd, $2k isn't a lot of money from where I stand so make una no vex. I know Naija is hard. Make una take heart.

That thing is 30? Must be at least 45!

Where do your priorities lie, sir?