₦airaland Forum

islandmoon:
google itself is a stalker-ware , the reason i now use ask.com

gift01:
Unity Bank ATM paid me in #20 denomination back in 2009. That evening wasn't funny at all. I pack change like beggar dey go house

binary007:
During my Nysc in ilorin, I thought it would be nice to work for extra pay so I went to a tutorial and offer to teach the students. Ssce/jamb/ijmb.
He said the pay is #400 per period. I said no wahala.
I was in my full khaki regalia.
Next he said where is my CV?
I said CV for what??
He said they always review CV for any new teacher joining the tutorial.
Review my CV that I prepared for shell/chevron for #400 per hour.
I told him its ridiculous.
To my utmost surprise, he opened one drawer.... Mehn! See CV's like final year project. He gave them to me and told me those are the "Recent" submission.

Mehn and brethren, I went through the CV's and saw a guy, Graduate of Mathematics from Uniben, 2:1. He finished his NYSC 4years before the year I started serving. 4fucking years!!!!! I just handpicked his CV and told him to give this guy the job.

#400 per hour.
That Year, On that day, at that hour, I strolled home jejely.

Tats:
Reminds me of someone who recently tried to get an exit seat with more legroom on an aircraft by claiming pains in leg only to be told that since your leg is paining you, then you are not in a position to seat on an exit seat in case of emergency

eshcol:
If u read the geographical placement of the garden of eden in the book of Genesis , you will understand that eden was situated in Africa and Adam was a black man.

kheny12:
Bsc phamnursing will be good.you will be producing medicine and selling it to your fellow nurse.

fuckerstard:
Pasan ti a fi na iyale........

Rajahrosco:
thanks

awelekiti:
I have seen it before now. See, this one no be politics. Northerners don't vote on party lines. Money can't buy their conscience.

EVILFOREST:
I just TIRE....??

Danhumprey:
one thing you "know" or "believe"?

maxnedu11:
please cross check and ask others around if possible someone in the university of your choice to double check for you. the competition is quite high these days and you won't want to be flushed out at a glance.

maxnedu11:
physics is certain moreover check your jamb brochure you can easily get the pdf document.

maxnedu11:
you cannot continue to avoid PHYSICS and chemistry if you plan on becoming an Engineer of any kind.