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Fussbot: click like if u didnt know the meaning of mastectomy

bibinwaka: my dear cancer is hereditary. tink of ur kids do u wnt dat.
just my own 10kobo opinion. no offence.

Sisi_Kill: @ OP
I find it hard to sympathize with you because you didn't tell your GF you have a thing for walking corpse.

You should have been specific about your preference before the surgery...now you have to deal with a healthy women as opposed to the cancer ridden, hair losing, body aching, vomiting every minute, lethargic and often times wheelchair bound woman (is it the utter helplessness that turns you on or the moans from severe pains? I know...it must be the sallow skin! Oh never mind...I don't wanna know)

My only advice is for you to just go to the nearest cancer ward and find a woman, who was unfortunate enough (fortunate for you of course ) not to have taken preventive measures before the cancer hit and propose to her....after all she still has her real breasts.

Leave the one with the "fake hormoneless boobies" alone ojare...some poor sod who can see beyond his own needs to understand her reasons for doing it will scoop her up in no time.

15 years down the line when he still has his wife by his side to help raise his kiddies and you have...well ya know, guess who will have the last laugh? That's right....YOU! Because you have...had a wife with hormone laden brestisis.

surveycash:
1. You are not desperate.
Reason - You have not offered any money for the service even though you have charged hugely for it

2. You are not serious (no disrespect intended).
Reason - Nigeria is 53 years old.

But if you are serious and desperate, I will give you a list of 100 companies that have existed for the past 100 years. You can then figure out the products.
Fee: N25, 000 only.

Are you serious & desperate? I guess as much.

tobypills: haven't heard from the young man uptil now oh. its well. hoping anybody will help me out by telling me how he/she applied.

ngdude: I'm a guy of 27yrs and planning to settle down. My work life won't let me socialize. Worse still is dat iv lost 2 rshps cos of genotype incompatibility. I'm 'AS' as well as d 2 ladies iv dated. Right nw, I'm scard of startin anoda cos of same uncertainty. Pls use dis platform to hook me up cos my worklife won't let me move an inch. Bbm: 2 6 6 C 8 9 9 1

iterator25: I'd rather have sexx than make love - Beverly osu

Goldenboy007: The recent story about the adventurous lady with the popular man of God in Abuja brings me to this topic. These days it seems churches have now become a harem for girls of questionable virtues. Although this problem had been existing for a while but it seems more prominent nowadays. Churches used to be an holy sanctuary where moral values are inculcated but these days they have become a sanctuary for chronic unrepentant revelers and moral degenerates, these houses of prayers have now become proverbial "Den of Thieves".

Okay, the above is a topic for the Religion Section; to my main concern. Most of the guys - "wife prospectors"- in the church are familiar with the slogan "No sex before marriage", most times "brothers" that have honored these No sex deals have found themselves in deceitful marriages. Don't get me wrong, this is not an advocacy for moral indiscretion but these days that term has been severally used with ulterior motives. These daughters of Eve have now adapted to the guys strategy of running to church to pick "good" girls so they too have repackaged their product to meet market preference. I laugh at losers that fall into the hands of such born again Jezebels, they know how to dangle the forbidden fruit in your front for so long that your common sense would short circuit! Some guys are just pure ignorant or reaping their atrocious deeds. You meet a girl in church, she claims born again so no sex, you are there suffering from "Conji" and she is there getting regular servicing from assistant boyfriend. You are just a bloody ignoramus, bible that says be as wise as serpent but gentle as dove knows what its talking about, that same mouth you are reserving for " You may now kiss the bride" is the same lips giving one nuisance nincompoop "mouth action"(Seun's correction Bot word for BJ). I once went for a wedding where the bride was a topic of discussion for a group of guys sitting next to me, it was obvious they have all "marked register" at one time with Holy Cinderella and the "Dollo" groom was there busy dancing Alingo for his wise choice !!! There is this story of a church sister i know very well, a choir member....Ok story for another day.

LewsTherin: Do you want to marry the woman or her boobies? By the way, reconstructive surgery after a masectomy can give your woman some very wicked gazongers. So what's the big deal?

Ohhhhh! The "will she bear me children or be able to raise my children" bullsnot?

striker07: The late sage chief obafemi awolowo, if i am allowed to choose two, my second most respected will be adekunle ajasin

dacrystal01: don't really remember d position I applied for oh.

dacrystal01: Funny, I applied but didn't get any invite. Could it be they're looking at the course of study as a parameter for sending invites... I know my age is 24 and I had a second class upper division. This is really baffling. Any one else have this challenge?

bcomputer101: See this people. They type just to submit and see if they are first to comment...
TRY NEXT TIME...




Receive your healing in Jesus name.

naija_swag: Is fluency in english intelligence and brilliance. The best programmers in world now are Chinese and Russians. Able to hack into any computer system in the world - white house,nsa, cia, fbi- name them. Faster than standard computing speed by millions of times in their programs. They don't know a damned single english. They speak chinese and russian. Does that mean that they are not educated?

Nigerians can be useless. Placing premium on inconsequential matters.

Raymondeji: Gracias, do you have any idea how much?

Raymondeji: Please who can help me with medical microbiology and parasitology past questions....my mail is oladejiray@gmail.com

Holushawlar: Thanks to God, I passed the one-on-one interview yesterday and I have been invited for medicals. Wish you all the Best

coogar: i fight via any means....how do you want it? fist-fights or kickboxing? lyrically or weapons drawn? you are not on my level, mate! half the cube-root of my IQ is beyond you.

eggheaders: who is this effimate sissy and homo habilis, go complete your evolution process before you bring your animalistic view points to forum meant for humans. Hey dude you don't wanna do a yo mama jawjaw with me. The guys at the politics section can give you an expo on my slaying prowress. Like seriously am gonna exterminate you for charity and use your cadaver to refresh my disecting class memories.