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obadiah777: scriptures is really really good

obayaya: arsenal's secret weapon this season is team work and belief.. the belief came after beating Tottenham and snapping up ozilchukwu.





God bless wenger for me..
Gunners for life

mollie12: I'm always annoyed with myself that I meet threads like this when they are 8 pages gone and all manner of ignorant people have had their chance to scoff at what they don't understand.

A word to atheists: get a life. If you don't believe God is real, why expend so much time, energy, kilobytes in militant mode at everything Christian? Stop trying to throw up baseless arguments against God: they will never hold.

Concerning the Jonah fish issue: this is not something Christians rack their brains trying to figure out because they already know how powerful their God is. But just in case you needed extra proof - here it is right here in nature - in the science of zoology:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basking_shark

We ask ourselves: what kind of fish could God have provided that had a stomach large enough to store a full grown man for up to 3 days, that would not have injured the man with sharp teeth during the process of swallowing him, whose digestive juices were not powerful enough to digest this man while he was in its stomach; and how will oxygen have been provided to the man during this time? Well, nature provides an answer for us in this interesting sea creature known as the BASKING SHARK (Cetorhinus maximus). It is the 2nd largest shark in the world, reaching lengths of up to 40ft, and smaller than only the whale shark. Unlike typical sharks that are known to be ferocious and have the capacity to eat humans, this shark is totally harmless! In fact, its so harmless that instead of teeth, it possesses only gill rakers and can only feed on small fish and plankton (microscopic sea organisms). Given its small feeding range, you would think it had one of the smallest mouths seen on sharks, but no, it has one of the largest jaws EVER, with a jaw width size of up to 1 metre! To give you a perspective, the average jaw width of a regular man is about 10cm. With this alone, we can already see the real-life, made-in-nature profile of Jonah's fish been built up, and you can check out the wikipedia link I posted for more information.

mollie12: I'm always annoyed with myself that I meet threads like this when they are 8 pages gone and all manner of ignorant people have had their chance to scoff at what they don't understand.

A word to atheists: get a life. If you don't believe God is real, why expend so much time, energy, kilobytes in militant mode at everything Christian? Stop trying to throw up baseless arguments against God: they will never hold.

Concerning the Jonah fish issue: this is not something Christians rack their brains trying to figure out because they already know how powerful their God is. But just in case you needed extra proof - here it is right here in nature - in the science of zoology:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basking_shark

We ask ourselves: what kind of fish could God have provided that had a stomach large enough to store a full grown man for up to 3 days, that would not have injured the man with sharp teeth during the process of swallowing him, whose digestive juices were not powerful enough to digest this man while he was in its stomach; and how will oxygen have been provided to the man during this time? Well, nature provides an answer for us in this interesting sea creature known as the BASKING SHARK (Cetorhinus maximus). It is the 2nd largest shark in the world, reaching lengths of up to 40ft, and smaller than only the whale shark. Unlike typical sharks that are known to be ferocious and have the capacity to eat humans, this shark is totally harmless! In fact, its so harmless that instead of teeth, it possesses only gill rakers and can only feed on small fish and plankton (microscopic sea organisms). Given its small feeding range, you would think it had one of the smallest mouths seen on sharks, but no, it has one of the largest jaws EVER, with a jaw width size of up to 1 metre! To give you a perspective, the average jaw width of a regular man is about 10cm. With this alone, we can already see the real-life, made-in-nature profile of Jonah's fish been built up, and you can check out the wikipedia link I posted for more information.

obadiah777: you right chief. jonah is israel

pinetulips: So it means those that apply 4 ass.inspector of imm.
Would not be writing exam. pls i need reply from friends in d house
thanks



hehen i still need to know becos na ssce i use take apply oh, too much contension for bsc level.

obadiah777: oh yes Jesus feeding five thousand people with 5 loaves and 2 fish is an allegory. what is fish ? ( to fish for souls ) what is oil ? what is milk ? what is bread ? what is meat ? what is oil ? they all mean THE WORD. so when he fed five thousand people with 5 loaves and 2 fishes, its allegory speech for saying 'he preached the word to 5000 people'


JOHN 6 VS 35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.

obadiah777: oh ok like is it an allegory or a real story ? of course it is an allegory. isnt it obvious ? you ever seen a man live in a fish for 3 days ?

wiegraf: Why would you say so? Attack the points, they look solid to me

wiegraf: I'm sorry to interrupt, but considering the nature of topic and the erudition on display here, I feel this is the best place to discuss this



So, what do you think?

Omexonomy: Yeye fowl dont worry you will soon be use for pepper soup.

Omexonomy: Where is agbayameta gbawe and their fellow e-rats to come and show us pictures of fashola having launch with white fowl with a pink nose.

Brymo: even if Obama shud rule over naija,its wudnt b rosy ride he shud know dat.

israel007: [size=20pt]MOST HANDSOME GUYS ARE GAYS ANYWAYS. SO THEY BETTER RUN FROM THE HRTBRK[/size]

mcfynest: which record show me

mcfynest: hmmmm....flesh and bone hath not revealed this unto you
....

so you believe the story of noah on the sea in an ark with all kinds of animals LITERALLY SMH FOR YOU

mcfynest: i am quite not in the mood to type much.....

FIRST- SEA IN THE BIBLE MEANS A MASS OF PEOPLE. Revelation 17:15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the LovePeddler sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.

2. FISH OF THE SEA MEANS THE SPIRIT OF THE GENTILES... i guess you just need to understamd grn ch 1 to get this properly.

now, equipped with this facts, lets roll...

Jonah 1:4 But the LORD sent out a wind into the sea, and there was a mighty tempest in the sea, so that the ship was like to be broken.


NOW, THIS IS SIMILAR TO THIS VERSE BELOW RIGHT

Mark 4:37 And there arose a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full.

read the story again and read mark 4:36 to the end then you should be able to decipher the rest.

PAGAN 9JA:
whether jesus existed or is a myth does not matter.

the point is, you cannot worship a man. ESPECIALLY a foreign man.

Allah is the Arabic word for the Creator God so yes, Allah is a God. However Allah is not the only God.

Can you go into Paganism? why not?!

CLAIM YOUR BIRTHRIGHT.

thehomer: Obviously you'll believe anything. I may as well tell you that Jonah lived in an elephant for 7 days after he got out of the fish.

Rhemar: Ozil is really paying back his huge price 3 assists already

mcfynest: Since you already disagreed what else can i do

mcfynest: Nope. IT IS ALEGORICAL..