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@ Emp
You are not alone

@ Muki
Where are you Muki?

@ Muki
Where are you Muki?

@ Muki
Where are you Muki?

@ Criz
Can see you're doing a good job . I'm sure nothing can change you from being a Red Devil.

@ Muki
Easy with the fasting o . Please help me delete that thread I just created. It was a mistake

@ Criz
Can see you're doing a good job . I'm sure nothing can change you from being a Red Devil.

@ Muki
Easy with the fasting o . Please help me delete that thread I just created. It was a mistake

@ Ladoma
Okay maybe you should tell me what you were expecting to find me posting here. If you can't do that then you should consider getting your eyes checked .
As for saturday, even your coach knows a different type of miracle must happen for him to survive. No need to wonder which type of miracle he has been seeing. Does Hull, Spurs & Stoke all ring a bell in your ears?

The eyes have already been plucked out from their sockets . By the time Roma finishes this 'romance' with Chelsea, they will know 'ogogoro' does strange things .
Liverpool seem to be playing against 15 men. They've got more possession but AM seem to have brought in Berlin Wall with them.
What more can I say? The NLD Hospital is open

Poor Chelsea . Fireworks all over tonite. May turn out to be a case of 'how are the mighty fallen' D ;

@ Ladoma
You're really looking for trouble with halogen lamp o . If you can't find any of my posts in here, then report to the hospital straight away.

@ Muki
You dey fear? Don't worry Emp's donation can take care of y'all billz

@Emp
That's so generous of you . If only they can appreciate what we're doing for them . They will get more than shock therapy with the cash. What you think about getting a shrink?
@ Criz
Thanks for confirming payment dear . Know anyone that can help with a SWAT team? Weekend is almost here .

@ Muki
I hope that your rebandaged heart won't be needing stiches soon . Hull hauled you a big stone, Tottenham's game still taunts you & Stoke gave some of your fans stroke . Criz & I have tried to give you something to make you happy but you're so . I really don't know whatelse we can do to help you. While other clubs make impressive moves in the market, your coach will continue to buy Indomie players. That's why right now, any team will cook you & you're ready to eat in less than 10 minutes . Thanks to Emperoh who's taking care of your bills. You guyz would probably just rot in NLD Hospital for all your coach cares
@ Criz
Well done. You're doing great
@ Andy
Omase o . I hope those Chelsea fans didn't give you knocks . They live up to that name alot

@Ndu
Yes I know you meant the one at San Siro. I was referin to the 1st but as pointed out I was wrong about the final scoreline
@ Sau & A40
Thanks for the correction.
@Emph
They are being watched closely. Shock therapy can be added but I've not confirmed if their outstanding bills have been paid yet . When Criz comes, I'll confirm.

@Ndu
It was the same ACM that we conceded 3 goals to at OT the same season during the first leg match. They almost won that match before Rooney scored the equalizer from a counter in the 93rd min or thereabout to make it 3 - 3. I think that was the last time we conceded 3 goals at home before yesterday. I may be wrong though. In all, for a team like Hull, it's a plus for them.

@Ndu
It was the same ACM that we conceded 3 goals to at OT the same season during the first leg match. They almost won that match before Rooney scored the equalizer from a counter in the 93rd min or thereabout to make it 3 - 3. I think that was the last time we conceded 3 goals at home before yesterday. I may be wrong though. In all, for a team like Hull, it's a plus for them.

@Ndu
It was the same ACM that we conceded 3 goals to at OT the same season during the first leg match. They almost won that match before Rooney scored the equalizer from a counter in the 93rd min or thereabout to make it 3 - 3. I think that was the last time we conceded 3 goals at home before yesterday. I may be wrong though. In all, for a team like Hull, it's a plus for them.

***walks into thread tiredly***
@Criz
You can't imagine how tired I am. Treating all these people & monitoring them from escaping can be crazy. Imagine a patient that just came out of coma climbing the vent in his attempt to escape . Maybe we'll need a SWAT team there. Just when Muki (one of my Matrons) seemed to be getting back on her feet, Stoke almost made her have stroke again yesterday . Can see you're doing a great job with our finances. Watch out more for anyone from Arsenal. You know how they can be when it comes to money

Missed the match yesterday. Was in a meeting thruout. I was driving back home when I checked the scores from my phone. Thot I was not seeing well at first. To think Hull got 3 goals at OT left me in awe. Since I didn't watch the match, I just concluded we played poorly in our defense or those Hull dudes were on some cheap drugs . I'm just happy we won & moved up the table.

@ Muki
Okay but let's give honor to whom it's due. As 'moderator-in-charge', you should open & commission it possibly under the distinguished chairmanship of NL owner - Seun
As for the jersey thing, not even in your dreamz will you get to use an AIG jersey as a rag If you really need to do something silly with a jersey, pass me one of yours & let me throw it to my dogs I hope they play with it though
Lastly, seems you have started playing with your dowry money again Muki. Abi no kiss I see you dey give one man so with another one telling you to call him tonite?

@Muki
Muki baby, why now? The thread isn't purposely 'cos of what happened to Arsenal yesterday. You know the hospital is for everyone. Remember how you helped in treating Chelsea guyz last season Lastly, try take the jersey from Chriz when you still have the chance. Enough of these your heartbreaks so 'make hay while ____'
@ Chriz
Your proposal is welcomed but remember AW is Baba Ijebu o. He'd probably watch some of his players rot in the hospital going by his recent position on yesterday's match

@ Muki
Ahwww Muki, take heart You know you can lean on me . By the way, did you check on Debo like I asked you to? Lastly, as madam moderator, I would like to ask for your consent to open a special NLAND HOSPITAL thread.

@ Tkb
Thot I was the only one tired of seeing his name-calling posts. Back to footie ojare. With Chelsea's home record broken & Arsenal seems to have started their draw galore, our only main challenge now is Liverpool. They're yet to receive a psychological blow. We should be to further hull HULL out of the first five. We also need to score more goals in our matches. These two things are major determinants this season - good psych & GD. My consolations are just that Liverpool isn't a traditional big scoreline team. It's usually 1-0, 2-1, 2-0 & stuffs like that. The second is that we are 1 match less than major contenders.

@ Tkb
Thot I was the only one tired of seeing his name-calling posts. Back to footie ojare. With Chelsea's home record broken & Arsenal seems to have started their draw galore, our only main challenge now is Liverpool. They're yet to receive a psychological blow. We should be to further hull HULL out of the first five. We also need to score more goals in our matches. These two things are major determinants this season - good psych & GD. My consolations are just that Liverpool isn't a traditional big scoreline team. It's usually 1-0, 2-1, 2-0 & stuffs like that. The second is that we are 1 match less than major contenders.

@ Emperoh
Muki is getting herself together already then we will think of how we can catch Debo so we can bring him in for treatment. Poor lad
The way this season is going, seems we will need to create a thread for NL Hospital

@ Emperoh
Muki is getting herself together already then we will think of how we can catch Debo so we can bring him in for treatment. Poor lad
The way this season is going, seems we will need to create a thread for NL Hospital

***walks into thread with lots of tissues, plasters, bandages & 2 first aid boxes***

@ Muki
Ehm ehm Muki, no need to ask how are you. It's an open secret . At least for the love we share, accept the AIG jersey Criz is offering you. Offered you one before the start of the season but your 'agidi' won't let you. We don't want to loose you just because of Arsenal. Remember I warned you to go watch Gallas so he doesn't do somtin silly just before the match. Are you sure he hasn't started passing that thing round the team?
Enuf said, oya take tissue & I hope you don't need bandages. You know you are one of my good nurses so put yourself together & let's get to work
BTW, where is your brova Debo. As much as that his post is a NL classic, its also scary

@ Ayus
Break up with your girlfriend ke?!!!
Thank GOD you didn't. Poor lady woulda lost her boyfriend 'cos of Arsenal.

Wish AW knows how he is affecting other people's lives with his prudent performance.

***walks into thread with lots of tissues, plasters, bandages & 2 first aid boxes***

@ Muki
Ehm ehm Muki, no need to ask how are you. It's an open secret . At least for the love we share, accept the AIG jersey Criz is offering you. Offered you one before the start of the season but your 'agidi' won't let you. We don't want to loose you just because of Arsenal. Remember I warned you to go watch Gallas so he doesn't do somtin silly just before the match. Are you sure he hasn't started passing that thing round the team?
Enuf said, oya take tissue & I hope you don't need bandages. You know you are one of my good nurses so put yourself together & let's get to work
BTW, where is your brova Debo. As much as that his post is a NL classic, its also scary

@ Ayus
Break up with your girlfriend ke?!!!
Thank GOD you didn't. Poor lady woulda lost her boyfriend 'cos of Arsenal.

Wish AW knows how he is affecting other people's lives with his prudent performance.

@ Chamo
Poor Debo. Just tell Muki to bring him in at the NL hospital if you love him so much. Oh I almost forgot! Muki is an Arse too . A song must be playing in their heads now - End of the road by BoyzIIMen
@ Ritch
Honestly, I hate to be dragged into all these but I expected you to know that refering to all RED DEVILS on Nairaland in your post is really uncalled for. As the saying goes 'A word is enough for _____' . I plead you thread softly

@ Moyo
Welcome to the thread of Champs. We weren't hiding but maybe it was a case of 'wetin you dey find go Sokoto, dey inside your , ' So feel 'cos you're a Champ too It's good to have another lady here

@ Muki
What are you looking for here? Aint you supposed to have reported at the NL Hospital? Oya, alele forward match before Gallas does something silly before your match


Lastly, I hate to join issues with anyone in public fora but I feel calling a lady (a red devil 4 that matter) a LovePeddler is out of place. Though a few jabs here & there aint unusual but that type of name calling sounds :X Last time I checked this thread was still under Sports section or as Muki moved it to the Sexuality section?

@ Tubabie
Welcome to the home of the Champs. Let me add that there is a NL Hospital. It's meant for coaches, players & fans. You will get to know more as the season gets more interesting.
@ Muki
What are you doing here? Are you not supposed to be assisting in the wards? Oya alele! I don't want any unfortunate incident o. Remember Terry's escape attempt last time & don't forget to watch your ganja man closely

@ Muki
Don't get too excited. When you start playing real teams we know what happens. At that time even ganja can't help