₦airaland Forum

@ Aga
U must be the facebook person. What's it about Fatkubu? There must be something I'm missing. Thanks for showing me this thread

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Now dat they've won, d world can kiss peace gudbye for a while.

I'm still flabberwhelmed with the display from our team tonight. No serious tackles, ball possession was poor, midfield was OMG! I had to remind myself atimes I wasn't watching a Super Eagles match afta half time. To think that we are meeting those lousy Chelsea next makes it more worrisome. Sir Alex I guess must be tonguelashin dem boys rite now. There beta be a serious explanation for such a dismal performance. Maybe food poisonin or german juju cos d whole team look quite weak. Even J.S Park seemed to have left his speed in England. I trust Baba will straighten dem out b4 our next match
Thank GOD we got an away goal & they're coming 2 OT. Not completely bad considering we were on their pitch.

To All Haters
Don't write us off just yet. Even the britest of lites (sun) goes down 2 come out strong again.
Chelsea to the gallows!!!

@ Chic
U dey mind Goal.com? Ha! I laff in Mukina's mothertongue.

From climbing stairs to Jumat prayers
One day, this Nollywood film go end
Pressmen are just trying to have a field day.
I suspect these their dubious acts are linked with the strange deaths that befall some of them

Wahala don wear mafian suit enter Stamford bridge o

@ Crist
Yeah, been a while. U are doin a good job.

All the excuses & whinnin dont change d 3 points

Liverpool down & out. . Hard pill 4 d haters. Now my lunch can digest peacefully
I hope Blackburn doesn't hand over their butts 2 Chelsea.
Next!!!

@ Crist
Really sweet . Congrats & gud job wit d analysis

Liverpool down & out. . Hard pill 4 d haters. Now my lunch can digest peacefully
I hope Blackburn doesn't hand over their butts 2 Chelsea.
Next!!!

@ Crist
Really sweet . Congrats & gud job wit d analysis

@ Folly
Ha! U beta do somtin on those eyeballs fast. No take them cross road o.

Come on fellas. Add one more to wrap things up.
@Folly
Look well again pls

Happy 'buyday' Michel
@ Mukina
Oya, arrange wit Ika & supply pammie for the house.

@ Muki
Haa sowey dear.
Nauty broom. So U missed all d pammie Ika supplied.lol
May it needs servicin. Beta stil, U (& Ur sistas) shuld tink of gettin new ones. U dont want a malfunction like dat while flyin ova d Atlantic.

OMG!
ROFLMTFAO!
LWSMPH!
A perfect example of passing one's boundaries.lol

@ Mukina
Haba, just 'cos I said the truth? But serious it's not really. Let's even leave the 'hot' & 'not hot' angle. It's not gud 2b exposed to health risks unnecesrily. A very high % of fat people don't like the way they are deep down. 4get all d 'bold face' som put up in defendin themselves.
Back to topic.
FAT IS NOT HOT! , Economically, Financially, Materially,bla bla bla.

***eStrolling around & finds interesting topic. Walks in & set up camp***

Most nigerian guys dont like fat women as wives.

As for me, I dont like people being fat generally. A fat woman (for me) costs more. More in terms of almost everything, clothes,fuel,water,money,bla bla bla. I also consider the health angle. Being fat increases chances of developing certain diseases. Atimes, some negative health issues are not easily detectable at the right time in fat people. Bottom line is being fat isn't really safe healthwise. That said, I also try to consider emergency situations. Imagine trying to rush a pregnant 'yokozuna' wife to the hospital in the dead of the night alone! Na (part of) my take be dat.lol

Better late than never
Happy Birthday Iice.
*** I hope Muki didn't miss this ***

@ Ika.
I hope U supplied enuf pammie for the day.

@ Dayo
Thanks 4 Ur post o. It's strange dat at dis point some people still try to remove the religious angle in this mess. Islamic fundamentalists (like d Afgans, Palestines, Fulanis/Hausas,etc) the world over dint grow up or live unda the same roof. Dat in my own view plays down d cultural angle. The only major thing they have in common is their religion. My take is this - a religion dat constantly finds itself in d middle of boiling issues the world over makes a mockery of the popular line ', is a religion of peace'.

I personally dont hate muslims (irrespective of their race/tribe/tongue) but I chalenge dem 2 sincerly do somtin about their religion. As for the latest Jos happening, hmm, afta I felt the Borno case (which I was involved in) was d height of human maddness, they took it 2 a whole new diferent level. I stil 1da how a sane human being wil hack women,children & babies (to death) & then burn them (som probably stil alive) to death in d name of revenge.
May GOD have mercy on this nation

@ Tudor
Don't get me wrong o. I'm not saying he shuldn't speak out but do U think doing it on Nairaland will start a revolution? Besides, b4 he started this thread we all knew of issues like this so,

@ Tudor
My brother, U wunt believe how much I hate d slavery these banks (and some other companies) put people into. Infact I personally turned down 2 bank jobs even when evrytin seemed rosy in d sector. I hate them wit passion. U rarely find a bank staff wit a gud story. All the stunts U see them tryin 2 pull na smokescreen o. The rot in d bankin sector as been on for long. No one will really pay U wat U are worth. Speaking out is gud but doing it on Nairaland isn't going 2 really help him. We've known of these sad tales many years b4 now. The system is messed up.

@ 1st Poster
Do U knw dat som people wil feel insulted wit wat U've posted? There are graduates beta than U & have neva earned a kobo several years afta leavin school. Som dat even have jobs dont earn up to half of 85k. I'm sure U have an idea of d situation in d country's labour market, if not U wuld have resigned & picked up anoda job instead of punishin a poor keyboard. That said, I hope U are not 'traceable' b4 som1 (or Ur bank) hunts U down. lol

While using my Acer laptop, the motherboard blew. Pls does anyone know if Acer has a service center here in Nigeria. Alternatively, I can fix it myself if I can get another motherboard. I would really appreciate it if anyone can help with getting another one.

Mukinatu where are U o?!!!
The way it's going, we may need to start the NAIRALAND HOSPITAL again!  

Where is Mukinatu o?

OMG! Nairaland![color=][/color][color=][/color]

Happy New Year to all the real MAN UTD Fans out there.
Wishing you all a more successful year

***peeps in***

Emperoh:
I hope you don't mean this?
please i be sinner and i don't want to be caught out of heaven
Moreso, i need to seal it with Criz the love of my Nairaland Life
And the fact that the feminine gra gra is getting hotter with her is making me go crazy
Nyways, i hope the wait will pay off

Noted

Mumu of NL! . This place is something else. As dem dey take breast milk bribe na hin dem dey chop chieftancy title .
@ Tgirl
You don start something for this land o
@ Sam
Don't worry . It will soon materialize.
@ Emp
Mr. Politician, you have to explain this Criz thing o

@ Tgirl
You're doing so good. You got Muki to do an interview & even give a picture?! . Whatever you're using really works like magic
@ Muki
I comment my reserve here . Oya, alelele forward match to you YIM

I'm shocked. Just like that without any notice. I'm waiting to hear a logical reason though. I hope no one has a problem with the number of views, posts & pages of the thread. .
@ Sauron
Before we sue them, we should protest & carry placards. Let's hope they won't send mobile police to disperse us
@ Emp
Terms & conditions apply ? . Endless supply? Are you planning on giving the guy pile? . Anyway, until I see & digest your 'terms & conditions' well, keep the contract
@ Febirac
You are just trying to buy what you can't pay for

Sorry, that post had been hanging since yesterday.
@ Sillyboy
Comeon don't be sillyboy