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@ Muki
Don't get too excited. When you start playing real teams we know what happens. At that time even ganja can't help

@ Muki
Don't get too excited. When you start playing real teams we know what happens. At that time even ganja can't help

@Muki
Hahahaha. Come to think of it, it's been long I've met Toshman & some old friends/patients in the land o.
As for Terry, well, Muki don't tell me you want to start dishing the NL Clinic update so soon
Wey Deco sef?

@ Muki
Na me you dey ask Jamb question. Come quickly jare before Terry begin convulse.
Have you 4gotten what happed to this guys last season?

@ Muki
Na me you dey ask Jamb question. Come quickly jare before Terry begin convulse.
Have you 4gotten what happed to this guys last season?

After all that happened last season, I thought the Nairaland clinic would be closed for a long time. How wrong!
Well, the clinic is open.
Muki, where are you o?!
Come resume work for NL Clinic o.

Muki, watch your mouth o. Today no be your birthday o.

You know I don't take pammy na. Pass am to Ika instead.

Muki, take time o. I dey warn you now o. Na so you go get mouth like your ehm, ehm, coach (lol)

Party is over now! If you misbehave person fit rearrange your dentition.

In a couple of minutes this your thread will expire. I advise you stay low so that you don't cause wahala for yourself o. Let pammy effect go down.
Yes, I know your indomie players won. I'm waiting for the usual thing to happen.

@ Ika
How are you? Long time. Na inside bottles you put una pammy this time? Wetin happen to una 'akeregbe'? :-D

Muki, what are U feeling like now? Don't start what U can't finish o. Remember it's your birthday.

Happy Birthday dear Muki. I'm surprised Ika hasn't brought in pammy. By the way, what is that invitation. Na Ur dowry money U dey use play so Muki!

^{Suddenly sees the thread came back to life again!}
Good LORD!!!!!
This thread again?!!!

@ Badman
I suspect you must be a bad person really
For you to have dug up a thread like this

@ J-girl
Hi, it's been a looooooooooonnnng time.
How are you doing?
I would pretend I didn't see that sentence you packed in all the guys on Nairaland.
Try and change the "all" to another word

***Setting up camp*** 

Nice one Spicey. If anyone wants a clearer picture of the school, you can take a trip down and interact with the students. That's what I did myself and if life can rewind back, I'ld still choose Babcock again. I still go back there from time to time to hang out since '05 when I graduated.

All my life, it's only one person that I know that gives good testimony about Nissan cars.
All the other people I know that use Nissan are very good friends with mechanics (either good or bad).

My uncle use to own a Bluebird. There was always something wrong with that car
If you take it out you're never sure of what trick it can pull on you and he kept on repairing and changing parts.
Infact, I was tempted to think there was more to the car lol
He didn't sell it until when he was leaving Nigeria (Praise God!)

A church member had a Nissan car too
One day he just walked up to my Dad and asked him how his Honda was performing because he was getting tired of his own.
I was surprised because his Nissan looked very clean and all that.
My Dad told him he's been enjoying the car very well. For over 3 years, it's only servicing he's been doing when the indicator shows it.
That was all the guy needed to hear.
Next thing I saw, he got a Honda CRV
Don't bother asking me what happened to his Nissan

A man in my Dad's office years ago too got a Maxima.
Whalai! that car showed him pepper.
I can bore you with the details if I go into it.

On the positive side, only one of my lecturers used give me nice gist about his car.
He had a regular Maxima and then changed it to 99 model later. He also got his wife Bluebird.
But there are two things I think are the secret behind his nice stories
He told me his mechanic is an old man. In the early years when the production of Maxima/Altima started, he was sent there by the government for training.
This man doesn't allow any other person to touch his cars.
The second thing is that he is very sharp-eyed. He takes note of every thing.

From all these, the only thing I do when I hear of Nissan cars is - take my shoes off, dust them and pick race

Na only strike?
Please they can remove the transformer, poles and cables sef
Oh I almost forgot that we had to buy those sef

Before trotting off the donkey should have given the farmer a very nice kick to show his appreciation

This thread no go kill person o

@ Favcom
OYO ke?
Stop pretending like you don't know too jare

@ Tobiegal
Nice to hear from a Babcockite
Are you still there or you've graduated?
Let me know if Babcock Herald or Herald Digest rings a bell

@ Lacrimose
I understand your stand if you can't believe it  
If you think a 19 year old is not mature enough then I don't know what else to say write  
On the issue of maturity ehm ehm you never see 35 year old baby?  
Asides that, it's good for women to marry early if they meet their better half early
On a lighter note, I don't want a woman screaming 'cos of labour pains on my head at 40+   _{no offence please}

@ Ibkaye
Support that 100%

@ Ibkaye
You can't be serious  
What age would the husband be then?
Besides, what is left to marry in an eighty-six year old?  

@ Topic
Would probably marry a 19 year old
Would want her to get done with child bearing fast so she can age gracefully  

@ Dis Guy
You're not serious
That will happen in the Babcock you see in your dreams

Bored is an understatement for my life right now
Just wake up everyday and go through Nairaland
No work, no friends, nothing ---------------- I pray I don't go nuts ;(

@ Wilz
No problem.
Thanks for the confirmation.
Hope to be there on Saturday

Nairaland Hospital Latest Updates
Drogba has been transfered to another rehabilitation center
Happens that the head of the first one we sent him to is a Man Utd fan
If he is rejected again, I'm sure we can get a room for him in Yaba left
He's been shouting Vidic! Vidic!! Vidic!!! since yesternight
Roman is now stable in the special health facility we had him transfered yesternight
He now understands what Wenger stands for --------- Money can't buy trophies
Scholes won't come around to have his nose checked 'cos he is still celebrating
John Terry is still crying. We ordered more tissues (Poor guy )
Essien is alright too but still sliently says 'Ronaldo' to himself once a while
Anelka ehm ehm ehm, we have guards around him
Grant is a great man

More coming soon
I'm sure someone is expecting to hear something about John Mikel Obi ROFLMTAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nairaland Hospital Latest Updates
Drogba has been transfered to another rehabilitation center
Happens that the head of the first one we sent him to is a Man Utd fan
If he is rejected again, I'm sure we can get a room for him in Yaba left
He's been shouting Vidic! Vidic!! Vidic!!! since yesternight
Roman is now stable in the special health facility we had him transfered yesternight
He now understands what Wenger stands for --------- Money can't buy trophies
Scholes won't come around to have his nose checked 'cos he is still celebrating
John Terry is still crying. We ordered more tissues (Poor guy  )
Essien is alright too but still sliently says 'Ronaldo' to himself once a while
Anelka ehm ehm ehm, we have guards around him
Grant is a great man

More coming soon
I'm sure someone is expecting to hear something about John Mikel Obi ROFLMTAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Emperoh
Congratulations bro.
The tension of the match was just too high. I had my inhaler clutched in my hands all through
Thank GOD for Frank Spencer He surpassed my expectations yesternight.

@ Tboy81
Don't mind those Chelsea  peeps. They always behave exactly as if they've taken too much ogogoro
I learnt some of them bought a cow and dressed it up in blue clothes
Talk of kolo patients!

@ Mukina2
This is a public forum Muki
You know you love to work in the clinic.
At least you get a chance to rob the defeat in more on the boys
So what say you?