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***grabs a seat inside thread but not in front of the moving train ***

@ Dafizee
That dynamite part may scare the poor guy away

@ Lucabrasi
Could be dangerous for you to assume a girl is good because she is a product of a particular school.
I'm sure you don't want to pick up a dynamite either
Just have an open mind and know what you want.
Babcock/convenant girls are just normal girls too
It's not as if they're a bunch of angels
You'll always have the normal sets - the good, the bad and the ugly
Only difference may just be a high % of the nice set

Even Mugbabe thinks it's Chelsea will 'carry the day'

Bunch of dreamers

What?!!!!
This thread came back to life?!!!

@ A K O
You'd be shocked what love for some meals can make you do

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=129098.msg2181953#msg2181953

@ Busta
I don't know what to say walahi!
How can you conceive this kind of a thing?
Give me a reason why you shouldn't be ehm ehm ehm ***speechless***
I'm almost regretting clicking this thread
That plate of Dodo is causing malfunction in my system already
Infact, my first car accident was because of Dodo
Can you prepare these dishes?
BTW, if I come to Canada, can you prepare some of these dishes for me?

@ Wilz
Thanks for throwing more light on that aspect
I'm sure it will help others too
Will send my C.V ASAP.

SAF has turned to Superman

Hello guys
Please, would like to get help on how I can use this type of connection too
I'm using a GLO sim 'em em s' via Nokia PC suite.
I use Opera but I also have Internet Explorer
Thanks

@ Kalixxx1
Well, what can I say?
All the best in your search

@ Wilz
I'm a graduate of Mass Communication oga
But I don't know what you mean by the second part  - have WHAT WE NEED

I'm almost spanking myself for not seeing this topic before now.
Before I go on I'd like to commend the thread starter
You've proved that I'm not a wierd person.
I graduated in 2005 and completed my service in 2006.
I was a 'lazy' job-seeker kind of because when I look at the way potential employers treat our graduates sometimes, I begin to wonder if there is any dignity and truthfulness left in this country.
I have been chanced to attend about 2 tests. My first was with NLNG and the second was with Charms in VI.
I felt insulted by NLNG's style (was conducted by WAEC and I had to start shading computer sheets)
Charms' own was a different kettle of fish though I just attended to add to my number of tests.
My third one would have been with GTB but I didn't attend 'because I had better things to attend to on the same day

Those 2 experiences were all I needed to make up my mind.
I'm kind of self employed at the moment and I've not regretted my decision though it may not be easy starting off.
Truth is that the cash some people spend in looking for jobs can be pooled together to start something no matter how small.
I would encourage anyone that wants to be independent to do so.
Starting off may be difficult but I tell you, it's more promising to put 35 years of your life into something of your own than somewhere else

Initial problems definitely may include finance, expertise and other logistics but if resources are pulled together (like someone suggested) with all sincerity, you would be shocked with what can be achieved.
Would be glad to assist in my own little way if the situation arises.
Almost forgot to mention that I'm a farmer (lol)  

My sincere apologies if I seem so 'wordy'.

@ Trooe
I'm not wicked o but considering the number of women that are crazy about him who won't mind to get pregnant for him
I hope he has plans of setting up a trust fund/foundation strictly for his kids
By the time these women are through with him, he will know that 'something dey happen'

@ Hixxx1
Don't be a clown
You already said you're interested in online girls
Wonder why yuo don't want all those 'online' girls in your office lol

@ Favcom
It's more than strange
I wonder if he has heard of bushmeat catching the hunter before
Crack is starting to do more than required but at least he knows he is a bushmeat

By the way, na who e dey ask to help am shout Ole!
We are here trying to help him beg the 'hunters' and he's saying we should help him shout Ole again
Abeg 2face, my own hand no dey o.
You're on your own.

'Hunters' please, he's the only one shouting your name o

MAN UTD = END OF DISCUSSION

This is starting to get interesting

***Grabs a sit inside the thread***

@ Poster
You're tired of being single? ?

MAN UNITED = END OF DISCUSSION

@ Trooe
I get your point
That would be unfortunate if that's the case because I begin to imagine how many more girls will still test their own on him
By the way, even if that's the case, him sef suppose get 'odeishi' now.
If he doesn't have 'odeishi' for that one then I wonder what he has his faith in going by the words shaking him now - Bushmeat! Ole! Barawo!

@ Busygirl
Naija traffic rules?  

1. Stop when a policeman waves you down (to avoid accidental discharge)
2. Play dodgeball with the potholes at your own risk

@ Trooe
I hope that's not the case
As for the juju part, I will wait for you to come and explain yourself the more ROFL

Apology accepted

Wish 2face can do the same thing

@ Trooe
Well said
I've not been able to find it too but I will keep searching

@ Mukina2
I pity this your husband o Muki
First wife is Ika and you his second wife
What a combination! I wonder who his third wife will be

@ Mukina2
You want to deny the poor man abi?

@ Mukina2
So you're married
You see your life for public so
Getting a janitor to clean the place shouldn't be a problem
I'm sure you've heard of pest control before too

@ Mukina2
Since when did this place become your house Muki?
I thought the pammie mafia had been done away with
How did I not know you only migrated to another part of the land?

What is wrong with 9ice now?
He should be careful o.
Of all things to mess around with, Nigerian Police should be the last on his mind
Thank God it was his tire that was shot.
He could have been shot mistakenly

9ice, we don't want any negative Gongo to so! please

@ Eiete
What 'meanest' thou by that?
We watch T.V here but you don't expect us to sit down in front of the T.V waiting to see 2face shouting 'ole, ole, ole'! with Sound Sultan
I bet your seeing it was a happenstance and not that you were waiting in front of your T.V for the video

Muki!!!!
You will come back here and meet me o!