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Nairaland Clinic Updates.

Anelka is already in
Roman has been transfered to a special facility I prepared for him
Terry, well he has to have some operations. He's been managing that body for too long
Drogba has been sent to a rehabilitation facility. He need to have his head examined. He's just shouting Vidic! Vidic! Vidic! all over the place

More Updates soon

Well, what can I say?
The clinic is open tonight

@ Mukina2
How are you dear?
I need more hands in the clinic please

Nairaland Clinic Updates.

Anelka is already in
Roman has been transfered to a special facility I prepared for him
Terry, well he has to have some operations. He's been managing that body for too long
Drogba has been sent to a rehabilitation facility. He need to have his head examined. He's just shouting Vidic! Vidic! Vidic! all over the place

More Updates soon

Well, what can I say?
The clinic is open tonight

@ Jantavanta
The school offers strictly vegetarian diet
Yes, you are required to attend chapel services

@ Gamine
Why can't you believe people are rushing
I guess you're just kidding

@ Kgold
Who?
There are so many people here so you may need to be more specific to avoid confusion

ROFLMTAO!!!!!!!!!
Good Laaawwwwdddd!!!!!
GeeCee, may GOD forgive you

@ Bollingjoe
Hey! that's so nice
I bet you must be a double special person
First time for me to meet a birthday mate
Wish we both knew the exact time we came out

@ Dontopsy
I started out with catfish farming and we've added a poultry.
Just like any serious business, it comes with its own challenges but we thank God
You have a good location by my guess for farming as acquiring land would be relatively cheaper over there.
I'm sure you would fall within one of the zones that the co-ordinator has mapped out.
I'm on yahoo messenger right now. You can drop a line if you have the time to chat.
Regards

@ Wilz
Thanks for the update but please can you help me confirm my earlier request
Also, you may need to modify the time. I guess you meant 11:00 a.m on Saturday, right?

@ Mcwinnie
Hi, I've sent you a mail.
Check it out and get back

Slap ke?!!!!
Well, on a normal day, she will probably need a plastic surgeon when I'm through with her face.
Only my mom has ever slapped me.
I can't even imagine a boss. Oh God!!!! She's as good as dead.
I won't even care about the job but she won't work out of the room herself.

On a 'holy' day, I'd just start laughing at her
Afterwards, I will just tell her '1 - 0'
But trust me, from that day on my behaviour will always scare her.
She won't want to have anything to do with me.

Nice ones
Allow me to share this

An airplane flying has some problems. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw everything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad , "Dad, what are we?" (Dad) Shhhhhhhh "Tonight son, we are Zulus

Just got a funny paper from an Arsenal fan now.
The man doesn't want Chelsea to win at all.
I think he made this 'Obituary' himself for them

De Blues' Obituary
With total submission to the will of GOD of Soccer,
the fans of Red Devils proudly announce the
death of De Blues

MR. CHELSEA F.C.
Who died trying to carry the Premiership Cup
on Sunday, 11th of May, 2008.

BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS
Wed.21st - Christian Wake-keeping at Plot 1-5
Abrahmovic Hometown, Moscow, Russia.
Thurs.22nd - Body leaves Moscow to Chelsea hometown, Stamford Bridge, London, England.

She is survived by: Courtesy:
Elekpo Fans ONE UNITED
Omo Nna Fans (ST. SAIYO)
Awala Fans
and Everybody that wears blue jersey.


Wish I could just scan and post the thing here

12th

@ Wilz
Please, I need you to help confirm if you've received my mail.
It was sent this morning.
I've been having some problems with my mailbox/connection so I want to be sure that the mail has been sent.
Wouldn't like to miss out as today is the deadline.

@ Acidrop
it's just because I know J-girl

@ Therese-83
Good to hear you've stopped the 'renovation' and planning something better now.
I tell any fresh graduate that cares to listen that if you add up all the money you'll spend on writing tests up and down, you can do something reasonable with it
As for the company registration, it's not something expensive and doesn't take forever if you go through the right channel.
It also has to do in a way with the type you want to register.
In all, I wish you all the very best and GOD's guidance
Lest I forget, I'm truly a Male as indicated beside my username so you can have your apologies back
Regards.

@ Colove
Akara osu relationship?
Hope you're now ready for Mr. Biggs relationship
ROFLMTAO!!!!

@ Acidrop
Haba, why na?
Okay no problem
You can have it while I'll go and get another one
It's interesting you named J-girl

***being a gentleman, gets up and offers seat to acidrop***
***goes out to get another seat. Returns with a seat and 2 packs of popcorn and soda. Give a set to Acidrop***

@ The Sly
You're right.
It's been a very good car.
Been using it since 2004 and till date, it still runs great.
Only thing I've changed are the tires and that was even late last year.
Everything is still intact just like when it was bought
GOD bless you and the user too

@ Debosky
LMTAO
You harsh

2GB Transcend

It's good if you get the original and not the one produced by our brother from the other continent

Please can anyone be of help
Want to know if it's possible to improve my connection
I use a GPRS activated GLO sim + Nokia phone
I use Https:// proxy servers
Would appreciate it if there are other things that I can add to this to make it better
Thanks

@ The Sly
Thanks man

Olodumare o!
This car don waka plenty o!

Nice thread
Here's mine

Hi Sly
Please help with this

1HGCB7657MA006558

@ Info
Please can the Opera browser work with Nokia 6233?

Nairaland

@ Acidrop
Okay, in that case let it start o

***grabs a sit***

@ Poster
I commend your decision
Some employers are just out there to exploit job seekers
I'd rather stay jobless than pick a job I don't feel alright with psychologically