₦airaland Forum

buygala:


Baba paid for Missionary and is expecting the girl to do 'Snake in the monkey shadow'

For those of you who are not in the Olosho Pickup business


'Overnight package' does not mean you are entitled to fvck her until her pussy starts overheating like Corrolla engine wey burn gasket
You are entitled to just one missionary round before bed and one 'good morning' missionary round before she leaves...anything extra is strictly on previous agreement or if she willingly gives you 'Jara'

Missionary style still applies to 'Short time' unless otherwise agreed

The honest truth is that it's my lodge mate in the uni named Cowbell who told me all these things ...but I know you guys will not believe me...

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Bros bros...how many Corolla engine gasket you don burn abeg?
Maybe we should ask another lodge mate of yours, probably Peak Hollande this time around.

Cutehector:
That girl is so daft... I am sure she is one of tacha's fans

Hehehe...you mean she is a Titan?
Loool...Awon titanic!

Ezeakanobi:
I hope they know Pakistan has nukes

The mofos have no bleeping idea!

DrHoganObi:
once you step out of your house in this wild forest, the chances of dying that day is just 50%

99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999%

spiritedtete:
One of the major reasons History as a subject was scrapped in schools.

Fear of Revolution...

You are the son of your father!

heckymaicon:
says someone who doesn't know what the future hold for his unborn kids.

keep it up with the asslicking you go dey alright las las

Unborn kids you said?? Does it look like he himself has a future?
Please dont wish any kid to suffer such misfortune, nobody deserves such!

Denikayan:
Thats like vouching and attesting for you.

Not done on social media platform.

seek and ye shall find

Noted...seek I shall.
Peace!

Davash222:
Be sincere to yourself, if you're God will you grant him eternal rest

Lol...abeg make una leave me jare.

If I be God, I go direct angel Gabbie to run fried rice and Turkey for my guy with orange juice.
E no easy.

Nbote:
Unbathed ke... Is dat a past continuous tense or a future dumb tense

Hehehe...please desist from divulging everything your eyes see so your days may be long.
Thanks.

Ps...you even made it sound nice by adding 'ed', na unbath dem write.
Actually sound Xenophobic to me mehn.

Denikayan:
Find the elders and they will guide you to own it.

Kindly and graciously point me to their direction.
Danke!

Denikayan:
That's why it's always good to walk with your Juju.

The last sets that tried it with me are in presently in their graves.

Baba abeg how do I get one juju na...the most potent mehn. Na the way forward now, I go pay anything.
I dont even want to wait to encounter them, rather I want them to encounter me instead, like when I pass where them dey make dem fall die.
Abeg epp me.

tyup:
why not Nigerian air? why Air peace

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Logo dey fly??

freemanbubble:
We are set down here in Edo state

As we dey destroy na so we go dey loot and disarm things

We nor dey fuckkkk up for Edo state
Ogbe boys, upper boys, ekosodin boys and ekpoma boys dey the ground

I just dey imagine Shoprite for inside Benin at this point in time. Chai! Na wheelbarrows new Benin and ring road boys go use come raid.
Uniben students go carry shuttle bus come the party, lemme not even say what ekosodin niggas go do.
The shoprite no go ever recover for this life even after others recover.

Blinkers:
The guy took you to the cleaners, you dey ask for protection.

You have no idea of what you talked about and I'm glad the dude exposed your ignorance.

You better stick to your PDP/APC childish rivalry that some of you here, are known for.

Loyalty and patriotism is obviously beyond the mental reach of your mushy brains!

Oh my! You shouldn't have been surprised that he is a fool, ever! Foolishness is their birthright.

lexy2014:
And buhari....

Abeg let the dead bury themselves..

alsudan:
Yet, one Kunu guzzling dullard is busy sending delegations to SA to go and beg.

Dont be suprised he will attend the forum tomorrow, that's if he was invited ab initio.
Fingers crossed.

Monaco2:
Hmmm

Lol...Fg is sitting on top of the situation.
Make una leave me abeg��

Officialgarri:
Yet, p&id wants to collect 3.5 trillion

Exactly!
They should just pay them their money abeg so we will know its finally over for Nigeria.
Maybe we could start afresh or sold to the highest bidder.

crestedaguiyi:
185 bitcoin traced to her.

Efcc and over hyping

FBI caught there own fraudsters and released their names, ordinary EFCC for inside Benin here catch one person dey withhold name come here dey make noise.
No name, no picture, nothing! Showing me pictures of Camry muscle as exotic cars recovered.
No be only 185 bitcoin, na 200billion Burna boy notes. Rubbish.
Na for people wey go believe them sha.

Glory Glory Europa League United! :
Another Europa league on the horizon, even when this season own never start.
Haq haq haq haq haq...una never see anything.

Astark:
Messi will win this awards.
Fifa world best
Uefa player of the year
Uefa best forward
Picchi>won already
Golden boot>won already
Puskas
Goal of the season>won already
Ballond'or


Messi= the greatest ever

Still waiting for him to win UEFA POTY 2019 award...Mesisi yen yen yen.
No go find work

Neimarjnr:
I know

He is going to win the world best

Tell them cos they don't know war is going on...eventuarry!

dmltoyin:
Lionel has just been robbed

And you never call SARS and EFCC?

slickbak:
Why the masquerade no carry koboko flog oyibo.

Make dem deport am abi?
See you�

ExAngel007:
Nothing should make u treate a child in such manner... I know u can do the same to a child or even worse.

So you thought that when Jesus wept it was for the fun of weeping?? No na...its people like mumu BlackAlbino that made him weep.
Besides, what do you expect when an Albino is black?

anonymous1759:
Have you guys not Called Fifa pdp before? You criticize decisions if it doesn't favor you. When Messi won the balon d'Or 2010 you guys were screaming Sneijder but when Ronaldo won it 2013 ahead of Riberry you kept quiet hypocrites

Studies have it that a 'healthy' breakfast is the most important meal of the day as it enhances your brain function and ability to carry out daily activities like reading and understanding before commenting.
Please put it into practice so that it would help you to read and understand before replying.
Thanks.

Igbosmoker:
Messi deserves 2019 ballon d'or--VvD
Messi should win this year ballon--mpabbe
Messi deserve 2019 world best--mane

If messi is deny this year world best player just know the entire system is rigged

Carry am go give Messi na...igbo smoker indeed!
Yeye dey smell.

thesicilian:
That he won't feel frustrated if Messi wins the Ballon D'or is not the same as back him over Van Dijk.

Either you don't understand the statement or you're deliberately being sensational in your report.

You dey mind the mumu people? Guess they are just reading to their slow understanding. As if there is a place where Mane said Messi deserves it over VVD. Even Mane deserves it 101%, Allison deserves it, they all deserve it!
One zombie above you is already crying that if Messi doesn't win it then the system is rigged...like say na APC and PDP dey in charge of ballon d'or.
Rubbish..make dem carry am go keep for Messi domot na.

You will be alright jare, we've all been there...you are just passing through the stages of grief.
Relationships fail too and we learn from failures to make the next right move. Try get yourself some goals and start achieving them, the right woman always come, ALWAYS!
Cheers.

PS: Loosing 6kg in 3 weeks is massive mehn, you have a healthier weight compared to before sef, just looking on the brighter side o.
Since 3 months na only 3kg I don loose and my goal na to loose 15kg o...na still my goal sha.

mperornero:
imagine scoring 4goals first half, them con tie their leg for second half. you guys were lucky to win the champions league last season.

Oga its almost 11pm, children are in bed sleeping already, maybe you should join them.
No be only luck...oniranu