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Jokes EtcRe: Accent Mistake by drered(m): 12:05pm On Apr 03, 2006
cheesy grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Will Nigeria Ever Have A Female President? by drered(m): 11:51am On Apr 03, 2006
the problem is that men see it as a taboo for a female president to rule over them personally i think it will do us much good
cos females tend to be less corrupt and have a heart smiley wink
Music/RadioRe: 'Say Your Love' By P-Square by drered(m): 7:56pm On Apr 02, 2006
they aint got the lyrics in their site and they gone release the video of temptation,say your love,oga police and your name in some months time you could also watch all nigerian artiste videos and audios in www.nigeriapages.com/jukebox

           na today he don tail girl you no say me i no dey lie this is what you said to me
    say your love no dey lie say your feelings no dey die see me girl i dey cry eyah oh no say your love no dey lie ooh see me girl  dey cry tell me which kind lie be this na today eyah he don tail
verse 1:say your love no dey lie e don tail make you tell your friends wetin dey na today girl you no say me i no dey lie (this is what you said to me) this is what you said to me she go talk say we go spend our life 2 geda she like me pass her own mother she prefer me pass her own father my brothers tell me which kind lie be this na today eyah e don tail 
the very day that i saw you girl i knew that you were a playa because you wana break my heart and turn me upside girl you no say mi  i no dey lie (this is what you said to me)*2 girl anytime i dey wit you girl i feel you say you be which oo make you git ,
somethin like that
RomanceRe: Your First Love: Questions About Your Experience by drered(m): 6:28pm On Apr 02, 2006
mine was aight but we had to break up cos there really wasnt any connection
so so much for ma 1st love
FamilyRe: Happy Mother's Day by drered(m): 4:15pm On Apr 01, 2006
thanks to all the moms in the world cos no you no us
Jokes EtcRe: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by drered(m): 3:48pm On Apr 01, 2006
ha ha ha omo notin 4 u u won die
Forum GamesRe: Optical Illusion Pictures/Photos Here by drered(m): 3:05pm On Apr 01, 2006
Ee-Ja-hUMa:
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I SAW D FACE OF JESUS OMG AM FREAKIN' OUT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked
yeah me too
PoliticsRe: I Believe That President Obasanjo Is Corrupt by drered(op): 2:53pm On Apr 01, 2006
ok obj is trying but he has tried let him give others a chance
PoliticsRe: I Believe That President Obasanjo Is Corrupt by drered(op): 2:52pm On Apr 01, 2006
@akolowale
hey chill out dogg we aint got shit between us do we huh huh you dey vex ooh undecided undecided
ok first working conditions of employees like the police infact if you aint in the government your salary is very meager or wotever
secondly he wants to amend the constitution for a third term when he hasnt done nothing in his 2 terms
fuel hike i mean the prices of petrol in nigeria is always increasing and stuff
i dont see whyou hould defend him that much or are you guys related or something
Jokes EtcMultiple Jokes by drered(op): 12:31pm On Apr 01, 2006
A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to go for hours and hours." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you, I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".

A rich man and a poor man were sitting in a bar late one night. They were talking about different things and then the poor man asked the rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. "I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring," says the rich man. The poor man, a bit puzzled, asked, "Why the hell did you get her both?" The rich man replied, "I got her both so if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler's to exchange it. So, What did YOU buy for YOUR wife?" The poor man said, "I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a Love Machine." Obviously confused, the rich man asked why he chose those items. The poor man replied, "Because if she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go Bleep herself!"

CelebritiesRe: 2Face Idibia Vs Akon by drered(m): 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2006
hey its akon for sure
PoliticsRe: Has Charles Taylor Escaped? by drered(m): 6:12pm On Mar 29, 2006
and the worst of it all is that the securiy operatives were handed over to the police i mean he could have said he was going anywhere so the security operatives shouldnt be blamed
Music/RadioRe: Rate These Nigerian Musicians From Best To Worst by drered(m): 8:35pm On Mar 20, 2006
rugged man- he's flows tight
styl plus-keepin it real
eedris-he sucks real real bad
dbanj-they were nominated 7 times if i recall well thats give you a idea of how they rule
2 face-overrated
2 shot-he rhymes like hell
tetuila-crap crap crap crap
sound sultan-poor dude no contracts
ay and pounds naira inc-huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
jjc and 419 squad-well they in kennis music and they tryin
check out their pics

Music/RadioRe: 2Face Lyrics Stolen From Faze Of Plantation Boys? by drered(op): 11:29am On Mar 18, 2006
d one and kenny said that they would show the world face2face aint no fluke but we havent seen nything have we
Music/RadioThe Best Diss Song by drered(op): 8:31am On Mar 17, 2006
which diss song is betta is it fat joe's my fofofo
(Shots being fired)

Yeah, that'll do it
Yeah, I love hip hop
I love this muthafuckin hip hop game
This nigga here is a little nigga man
Stay in your motherfucking lane nigga
You fucking with the Don nigga
Folow me

[Chorus]
Fifty me, Fifty, he's the fakest that you've ever seen
Curtis, Curtis Jackson, how come you can never been seen
Once I got you, I'm gonna get give you
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
I'm going to give it to you baby, nice and slow

Fifty you goin to end up dead when you fuckin with crack
Talk about your girl pop off, where the Bleep you be at
I see MJ in the hood more than Curtis
Matter of fact, this beef shit is making niggaz nervous
It's gonna be families grieving every sunday service
End up with your head popped off thanks to Curtis
But he dont care, he's still locked up in his house and shit
Steroid up and he wont come about that bitch
Is it me or does candy shop sound like magic stick?
In the video, this nigga fifty bout to strip
Shaking his ass, what the Bleep is wrong with this nigga
Fifty don't make me
Oh yeah, you got sixty-five niggaz on your team
And they're not from Southside Jamaica, Queens
They're the boys in blue, and I'm just speaking the truth
Yeah we all see the bitch in you
Follow me

[Chorus]
Fifty me, Fifty, he's the fakest that you've ever seen
Curtis, Curtis Jackson, how come you can never been seen
Once I got you, I'm gonna get give you
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
I'm going to give it to you baby, nice and slow

Now let's take it back to Vibe awards
Where that nigga disrespect and then snuffed your balls
A minute ago, all I heard was G-G-G-G-Unit
Fifty niggaz ran and they didn't even do shit
That's a shame, I was sitting right in the front
Waiting for you niggaz to dunk
Where are all your guns and them teflon vests?
We them terror squad boys
You should know not to test us
Hate it or love it, The Game's on top
Now you jealous of him, when your shit going to stop?
You've seen me before
Yous a bitch nigga straight out of low cash
And they don't believe him, this nigga is so ass
You dissed lean back, said my shit was a dud
Now tell me, have you ever seen 'em up in the club?
No, no, no shawty
That's right, you see them more than you rappin
Now Fifty that ain't right

[Chorus]
Fifty me, Fifty, he's the fakest that you've ever seen
Curtis, Curtis Jackson, how come you can never been seen
Once I got you, I'm gonna get give you
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
I'm going to give it to you baby, nice and slow

I know what y'all thinkin man
Y'all thinkin JD gonna slam lyrically
This nigga be crazy for dissin' Fat Joe man
He really crazy tho
This nigga be walkin around with twenty cops talking shit on records
And never be comin out of his house
Feel like he can't get touched man
I'm gonna respond one time, one time only
It ain't gonna be more songs for me man
This is for all the mutha fuckers who die crack
Trust me, make a response ten thousand times
I ain't talkin back to that nigga
One thing I will promise you
That's it man
This is crack bitch
It's gonna be a real ugly summer man ey yall i was thinkin who has the best beef song ive heard fat joe dissing

or 50 cent's piggy bank

[Chorus]
Clickity-clank
Clickity-clank
The money goes in to my piggy, bank

Clickity-clank
Clickity-clank
The money goes in to my piggy, bank

[Bridge]
I get atchu,
My knife cut 'cha skin
I get atchu,
Blow shots atcha man
I get atchu,
2Pac don't pretend
I get atchu,
I put that to a end

[Verse One]
That shit is old, don't be screamin' "Get at me dawg!"
Have you runnin for ya life when I'm atcha point
I get to wavin that semi like its legal
A lil' nigga hurt his own lettin' off that eagle
You know me
Black-on-black bentley, big ole black nine,
I clap yo' monkey ass - a black-on-black crime
Big ole chrome rims clean, you know why I shine
Come on man,
You know why I shine
I'm in the hood, in the drop, teflon, final top
Got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, why I don't get no shots?
That fat nigga thought "Lean Back" was "In Da Club"
My shit sold eleven mil - his shit was a dud
Jada don't Bleep wit me, if you wanna eat
Cuz I'll do yo' lil' ass like Jay did Mobb Deep
Yeah the homie in New York, niggas like ya vocals
But that's only New York, dawg, yo ass is local

[Chorus]
Clickity-clank
Clickity-clank
The money goes in to my piggy, bank

Clickity-clank
Clickity-clank
The money goes in to my piggy, bank

[Bridge 2]
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!

[Verse Two]
Banks' shit - sells
Buck's shit - sells
Game's shit - sells
I'm rich as hell
Shyne poppin' off his mouth from a cell
He don't want it wit me - he in PC
Have a nigga run up on him wit a shank
For just a few pennies out my piggy bank
Yayo bring the condoms, I'm in room 203
Freak bitch look like Kim before the surgeries
It's an emergency or Michael Jackson-cy
New picture of her she says she looks like me
Kelis said her "Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
Then Nas went, and tattooed the bitch on his arm
I'm in like, way out in Cali - niggas know you, cuz
First thing they say about you is yousa sucka fa love
This is chess not checkers these are rawin shots
After yo next move I'll give you what I got

[Chorus]
Clickity-clank
Clickity-clank
The money goes in to my piggy, bank

Clickity-clank
Clickity-clank
The money goes in to my piggy, bank

[Bridge 2]
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-ye!
More money! More money!
Yeah!

[Bridge]
I get atchu,
I punch outcha grill
I get atchu,
Let off that blue steel
I get atchu,
Nigga I'm fo real
I get atchu,
You getcho ass killed!

[Outro]
Yeah! Yeeaah! Hahahaha!
Ya'll niggas gotta do somethin now man.
All that "Shoot 'em up" shit ya'll be talkin'!
You gotta do somethin' baby! I mean,
I mean come on man, everybody's listenin'!
Nigga ERR'BODY LISTENIN! Hahahahaha,
I know you ain't gon' just let Fifty do you like dat!
I mean, damn, rep yo' hood, nigga!
Nigga you hard, right? Pop off!
Yayo! Get mo' some niggas on the phone tell niggas I said clip up.
Niggas got a green light on this muthafucka.
Hahahaha,

Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by drered(m): 5:03pm On Mar 16, 2006
p square
say your love
temptation
bizzy body
Christianity EtcRe: God Made Him Gay? by drered(m): 4:39pm On Mar 16, 2006
if god wanted us to be gay maybe he would have made eve a guy and adam would have banged eve from da backside git it
FamilyRe: My Friend's Fiancee Is Pregnant For His Father! by drered(m): 1:02pm On Feb 27, 2006
first the father is a freak for such crap abortion should be out of it cos thats murder or they might be complications so just deliever the baby and give yoiur father to take care of him and does her fiancee knows
PoliticsPolice Strike by drered(op): 3:37pm On Feb 18, 2006
i know this has been a controversial issue bit lets look at this from a different perspective
1 policemen arent paid well so why wont they go on strikes have you seen any one ever dreamin to be a policeman you should taske time and go to the barracks and you will be horrified cos of their living condition i mean government just abandon them there and they expect them to serve and to protect
2 direspect ??we dont take the police men has humanbeings we see them as mere animals
3 the rich and famous use them for their dirty works and we blame the policemen
4 impersonation armed robbers appear as policemen you know and spoil their image
5 the media giuve us wrong information and are always looking for faults in policemen and never good things
so how wont there be toll gates,check points,killing,hatinghuh?
sad sad sad sad sad
PoliticsI Believe That President Obasanjo Is Corrupt by drered(op): 3:26pm On Feb 18, 2006
i think obasanjo should be investigated by efcc he is a very corrupt man he hasnt done much since he became president has he and there are rumours that his third term ambitions are authentic wat yall think wink wink
PoliticsChance To Be A President by drered(op): 3:23pm On Feb 18, 2006
attractive topic heh grin ive always been wondering how it gone be to be president of nigeria
are you gone sell the country
help the poor steal money
CelebritiesRe: Celebs You Wanna Slap? And Why? by drered(m): 3:18pm On Feb 18, 2006
id really wanna slap 2 face for all his crap cos he doesnt deserve all the shit he has  angry
RomanceValentine: What Crazy Thing WIll You Do? by drered(op): 3:39pm On Feb 13, 2006
wat crazy thing are you going to do for valentine
wit your boyfriend?
family?
Music/Radio2Face Lyrics Stolen From Faze Of Plantation Boys? by drered(op): 7:50pm On Jan 22, 2006
The Truth About Tuface Lyrics

Hey I hear from a very reliable source that all songs in tuface's album was written by faze and it was meant for the use of the plantashiun boyz but when they broke up cry cry tuface took the lyrics cheesy,took it kennis music and got signed and started singing,in other words he used all the lyrics without their consent.

How about that?
Music/RadioRe: 50 Cent Is Da Best by drered(m): 7:36pm On Jan 22, 2006
yo feel you bro 50 is tha man da main main man smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley cool
Christianity EtcRe: Is It True: Wearing Trouser/Pants Is Condemned In The Bible? by drered(m): 2:52pm On Jan 14, 2006
the bible says that women shouldnt wear clothes pertaining to men and vice versa but it never said a mans clothing is trousers or a womans clothing is skirt ok wat of the pope he wears a gown the disciples wore gowns and even jesus christ men in scotland were gown so i think it isnt wrong
CrimeNigerian Police And Corruption by drered(op): 12:09pm On Jan 11, 2006
Hey whats up y'all Nigerians?

I feel that our police is corrupt - even P Square in oga police said that na wetin you go do for this life wey police no go come harrass you but I personally think that our police can't be faulted completely. I mean, the federal government doesn't pay them well and that's why they extort money. I mean should they die? how will they? And us nigerians take them as mere human beings and we use them to show off like bodyguards and stuff.

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