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Family / Re: When your maid becomes the madam. by DrGroove(f): 4:04am On Aug 13, 2015
Toks2008:


lol

well we have madams also sleeping with maids gatemen as well as drivers so its not an endemic situation to guys.

the shook i shook part got me wandering because commiting adultery is not the best revenge on a randy hubby
Killing a randy husband is the best revenge! Why should I degrade myself to open legs around when I can easily send the hediot 6Feet under and people wil pity me as a widow

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Family / Re: When your maid becomes the madam. by DrGroove(f): 3:57am On Aug 13, 2015
Toks2008:


i was actually trying to point out that 13 to 15 are still minors and only a beast of a husband will stoop low to this level and if you see a 13 yr old maid with fully developed sexual features you can always go for another one.
In present day Nigeria,men sleep with children as little as 3months..13-15 year old are fully matured sexual partners(afterall olden days,dem don marry) so I don't know what u are trying to point out

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Celebrities / Re: Why Does Muna (27) Look Older Than Uti (33) In This Picture? by DrGroove(f): 12:19am On Aug 13, 2015
Women age faster than men..plus these chemicals they apply on the face in the name of make u. makes them age quick

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Romance / Re: 7 Common Reasons Why Ladies Say No To Marriage Proposals by DrGroove(f): 11:40pm On Aug 12, 2015
The same way some ladies are good for girlfriends,not wife..Some men are good for boyfriends,not husbands..to a particular lady @ a particular time.all depends on what the lady had in mind from the beginning of the relationshiP....Same for the man

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Family / Re: 20 Costly Mistakes That Married Men Make. by DrGroove(f): 11:08pm On Aug 12, 2015
LaurelP:


You've not seen mad women, especially those that married very quiet and weak men.
The woman slaps the husband anyhow, doesn't give him food nor peace.
We are saying the same thing! in addition to being an slowpoke and weak,the man is also broke.the woman calls the shots!
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by DrGroove(f): 11:01pm On Aug 12, 2015
pet4ril:
My husband
Mumu
Family / Re: 20 Costly Mistakes That Married Men Make. by DrGroove(f): 10:57pm On Aug 12, 2015
LaurelP:
I know of a woman who beats up her husband. Yet nobody complains.
Try it on a woman and d whole world hears it.
Nobody complains because it's not possible for a woman's physical strength to supercede that of a man.An 18yr old boy is physically stronger than a 30yr old woman! The man must be an slowpoke...Lol
Family / Re: 20 Costly Mistakes That Married Men Make. by DrGroove(f): 10:54pm On Aug 12, 2015
Really? What does a man "lose" by loosing his wife and children that will make him the biggest looser?
Even a man whose wife and children die same day has lost nothing
when he can easily remarry from the millions of single available women and have new children



This article is soooooo dump!



Extramarital affairs is part of every man's life! Sometimes,I believe God understands!
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by DrGroove(f): 10:05pm On Aug 12, 2015
MadCow1:

My wife..

Make Mumsy rest..
And 100million Dollars ain't nothing..
LIAR!!!!
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Do This For Your Lady (PHOTO)? by DrGroove(f): 9:48pm On Aug 12, 2015
mayowa122:
So I have to open dictionary to read ya comment. You guys dont get me fine but why put my mama into this?
Are you insinuating that your mama is not a woman?

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Do This For Your Lady (PHOTO)? by DrGroove(f): 9:47pm On Aug 12, 2015
Odunharry:

lol.. and ladies end up friend zoning them
what's wrong with friend zone? should the ladies enemy zone them?Must you phuck every lady you assist with the tiniest help?

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Do This For Your Lady (PHOTO)? by DrGroove(f): 9:41pm On Aug 12, 2015
Either they are siblings OR he is "toasting" her OR they just started dating and he hasn't phucked kitten....
Celebrities / Re: Akpororo Proposes To Fiancee Again On The Football Pitch (Photos) by DrGroove(f): 8:06pm On Aug 12, 2015
Lol.he is already "using" her to create comedy..how many times will he propose?how many engagement rings will she wear?
abeg,this isn't a show of love
#clownish
Education / Re: Photo:Toilet In UNIPORT Hostel (graphic Images). by DrGroove(f): 5:36pm On Aug 12, 2015
FriedPlantain:
So this is where all these Uniport nairaland girls dey _shit yet dem come here dey form missclassy for us. See how the shit wey dey on top that toilet black die like goat shit! angry Chai
Wrong! No girls hostel in choba...only guys live in choba!
Crime / Re: Woman Dies Fighting Over Boyfriend In Bauchi by DrGroove(f): 3:12pm On Aug 12, 2015
greatness22:
Foolish girl, fighting because of one hopless aboki dat is not even ur husband.
Northerner spoilt your comment!
Crime / Re: Woman Dies Fighting Over Boyfriend In Bauchi by DrGroove(f): 3:10pm On Aug 12, 2015
In this modern times,how can a lady visit her lover without pre-informing him? A man can NEVER have one female bleeping partner...Going to his house unannounced gives a high probability of finding another lady..Even husbands bring home side chics in the split absence of wives,how much more ordinary boyfriend whose only biz with her was bed matters?
And she simply couldn't ignore the new girl? Abi she think say na only her kpomo go belleful the guy?
What a horrible reason to die!!

RIP to her!
Romance / Re: How I Refused Sex In Campus From A Desperate Young Girl by DrGroove(f): 3:01pm On Aug 12, 2015
MrsAnyanwu:
Dr groove, r u a student of uniport
NO
Nairaland / General / Re: Ladies Love Money? Can You Kiss Him For #5million? by DrGroove(f): 11:12am On Aug 12, 2015
Pls where is the man? and how do I get my money?
Romance / Re: See The Reason Why Many Ladies Will Never Get Married Soon [PHOTOS] by DrGroove(f): 11:06am On Aug 12, 2015
Funny enough,many of these ladies are the ones who maRry early! They end up with good responsible men meanwhile the "decent" ones are indoors,living with their fathers,only come out when going to church
Romance / Re: How I Refused Sex In Campus From A Desperate Young Girl by DrGroove(f): 10:50am On Aug 12, 2015
christinie:
Every young guy should start saving money for DNA. Some girls are no longer smiling.
That won't be necessary if every young guy should avoid premarital sex

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Stylist Comes For Gideon Okeke.. by DrGroove(f): 10:44am On Aug 12, 2015
otijah:
coming from a lady who is desperate in need of a mans hand in marriage
Sorry to disappoint you,am married 6years plus! Wasn't desperate!! It came naturally

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Crime / Re: 15-year-old Loses Eye After Flogging By Step Mother (pictured) by DrGroove(f): 9:25am On Aug 12, 2015
Wicked step mother! No woman can take care of a child like his own mother!

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Stylist Comes For Gideon Okeke.. by DrGroove(f): 9:22am On Aug 12, 2015
otijah:
i dont knw why am on Gideons side this time around, tonto decay marriage looks like a scam to Nigerians, looks like a marriage that will be dissolved after 3months, looks like she is using it to gain her publicity back on social media
Bad belle! cos she is gon answer Mrs Obasanjo! am sure you wouldn't see it as scam if Tonto was your sister! Bro,learn to appreciate good things,ok? by the way,what Tonto or any lady does with her life ain't your biz..just thinking,being "Mrs obasanjo" even for 24hours is worth more than gold!

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Jokes Etc / Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by DrGroove(f): 11:49pm On Jul 12, 2015
Marry her

Blood covenant no be marriage
Crime / Re: Woman Bites Hubby’s Genitals For Making Love With Friend by DrGroove(f): 11:32pm On Jul 12, 2015
Mama Bose no do well

She suppose just chill like say nothing happen


Eradicate that Mama sunday

Eradicate her randy husband


Good riddance to 2 bad rubbish(es)
Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Defiles His Daughter, Son And Wife's Sister by DrGroove(f): 11:26pm On Jul 12, 2015
Na today? Nigerian men phuck any hole...it's like they don't keep animals as pets if not he would enter there as well....




No biggie


any hole is phuckable esp when d man is married


afterall,wifey no go do anytin
Family / Re: What Will You Do If Your Spouse Slaps You In Public? by DrGroove(f): 4:06am On Jul 12, 2015
I will do nothing

Just go home,remain calm

and start spicing his meals with little amounts of slow poison


2 years later,he is dead!

Rubbish man!
Family / Re: 23 Ways To Win Over Your Mother-in-law by DrGroove(f): 10:36am On Jul 11, 2015
Murder-in law!

Hmmmmm! terrorising daughters-in-law since 1900

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Polytechnic Graduates Share Your Victimisation/promotion Experience by DrGroove(f): 9:40am On Jul 11, 2015
As far as I am concerned,HND holder is an illiterate!

Except he/she studied engineering!

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Family / Re: She Wants Court Marriage, He Wants Traditional Marriage, She Say He Does Not.... by DrGroove(f): 6:31am On Jul 11, 2015
they should do both traditional and couRt.


Court marriage doesn't cost much.


to me,TM n court is the entire marriage


Church wedding is just for show n formality and a lying opportunity where Pastor forces people to take vows they don't keep to.



But if both parties can't reach an agreement,they should go their separate ways.its not by force for them to marry!


I support Amaka's decision for court maRriage(although it shouldn't come first).Men are scared of it cos of what the court will do when they start displaying thier usual bad character towards the woman
Romance / Re: ~ladies: Reasons Why Your Guy Dumps You For Other Girls~ by DrGroove(f): 1:59pm On Jul 06, 2015
You spread your legs too much,too often,too regularly

You make yourself too available,thus choking him.

You make him know that you love him too much like your life is dependent on him


You try to get too close to his friends and family members


An average typical guy will dump you!

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