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Education / Re: Trapped In Girls' Hostel by drlance(m): 9:27pm On Feb 09
Something similar happened to me in FUTO
At that 9pm, The military students begin patrol to look for scapegoats that overstayed their welcome, wahalla
But I’m my case her roommates were cool with me cus I always get them stuff and make them laugh when I go to see her

I had to tie wrapper, wear shower cap and go to fetch water at the bathroom area downstairs, I used the rear exit to run for dear life

When I got to my room, I can never forget how my roommates laughed at me.
Romance / Re: If A Married Woman Confides In You by drlance(m): 12:04am On Dec 30, 2023
A lot of women want to feel young again and tend to relive certain memories.
Having a listening ear and being supportive is what a lot of married women seek, they aren’t as boring as you think.

Their maturity is attractive by the way.
Car Talk / Re: Xiaomi Unveils Its First Car And Its Sleek And ELECTRIC! by drlance(m): 8:25pm On Dec 29, 2023
The operating system is running on unreal engine 5, so it must be great
Politics / Re: Fire Guts Canadian Embassy Building In Abuja by drlance(m): 7:25pm On Nov 06, 2023
Legend has it that all the Bars and heat from all the remixes of his song resulted in a wild fire at the Canadian Embassy.

My condolences to the affected individuals.

Politics / Re: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by drlance(m): 12:54pm On Aug 12, 2023
We forget that a decade ago Nigeria had the best on-Ground army in the World

Those Niger military content creators will just die like chicken 🐔🐔 🐔
Family / Re: Men,Please leave people's wives alone! by drlance(m): 7:51pm On Jun 08, 2022
We sleep fine

And no we won't leave them alone. Lol
Romance / Re: A 19-Year-old Boy Marries 39 Year-old Lady, pictures by drlance(m): 6:55pm On May 19, 2022
Young nigga is just living my dream

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Definition Of "The Right Person"? by drlance(m): 4:20pm On Sep 21, 2021
Religion / Re: Pastor Prays For Couples: Other Women Will Smell Like Excreta To Your Husband by drlance(m): 1:24am On Sep 21, 2021
lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWHThHc4XTw

Other women will smell like excreta to your husband, pastor prays for couples.

'That woman (side chick) will look like excreta to you, they will smell to you!..it is only me you will desire in the name of Jesus' - Pastor leads prayers.

After the prayer point, the pastor urged the women to kiss their husbands as an affirmation of answered prayer.
Sings of the end times, false prophets
Politics / Re: NBC Act: Regulate All Online Broadcasters Including Twitter – Lai Mohammed by drlance(m): 10:18am On Jun 17, 2021
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Twitter Suspension Has Reduced Spread Of Fake News By PDP Governors by drlance(m): 10:12am On Jun 17, 2021
Head slammers be doing the most


ChiefSosa:
The Devil's mark. And they're both named Garba.
*sudden suspicion*
Investment / 40k Followers Instagram Page For Sale At Affordable Price by drlance(m): 8:58am On Dec 08, 2020
Greetings
I have an Instagram page for sale at an affordable price, I have 40,600 followers currently
50k slightly negotiable

The address is https://www.instagram.com/eyecandyyyy1/

Interested parties whatsapp 08060966934
Or send a private message

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Investment / 40k Followers Instagram Page For Sale At Affordable Price by drlance(m): 7:03pm On Nov 23, 2020
I have an instagram account with 40k followers for sale at an affordable price , would appreciate your feedback.

If interested Send a DM

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Investment / Re: Where to sell ur old Instagram followers with less or no followers by drlance(m): 6:55pm On Nov 23, 2020
I have an instagram account with 40k followers for sale at an affordable price , would appreciate your feedback.

If interested Send a whatsapp message to 08060966934

Travel / Re: Garrison Flyover Port Harcourt Completed: Pictures & Video by drlance(m): 10:47pm On Nov 01, 2020
Point of correction Wike is to be commended not baba go-slow buhari

SolutionMee:
Dope.

All thanks to Mr president.

Buhari is a visionary leader. Despite his shortcomings in terms of education and exposure, he's still able to replicate 21st century development in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Military Operation In Oyigbo, Rivers State Leads To Humanitarian Crisis - by drlance(m): 10:41pm On Nov 01, 2020
It's a Genocide by the army not that I support killing of uniform personnel but the civilian casualties far overweigh the police men killed in the IPOB unrest
Technology Market / 40k Followers Ig Page For Sale by drlance(m): 3:37pm On Oct 07, 2020
Greetings
I have an Instagram page for sale at an affordable price, I have 40,600 followers currently
80k slightly negotiable

The address is https://www.instagram.com/eyecandyyyy1/

Interested parties whatsapp 08060966934
Or send a private message

Politics / Re: Presidency Replies Northern Elders Forum: 'You Are A General Without Troops' by drlance(m): 3:47pm On Jun 15, 2020
Judolisco:
All dis stuffs are distractions pls..... Buhari that do not have control over aso rock villa, you want him to fight terrorists and bandits.... I am starting to believe that buhari his dead because how can his wife be his biggest enemy all of a sudden turned aso rock to fighting ground... Don't be distracted Nigeria is on autopilot

My dad always says this

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Romance / Re: What's That Misconception That People Have About You? by drlance(m): 11:03pm On Jan 02, 2020
IyaTola:
What's that misconception that people have about you?

1. Men find it difficult to believe it when I say am not in a relationship . They will be like "fine girl like you ".
2. Most of my friends think am so rich and comfortable. When I say I don't have money to give them, am tagged wicked.
3. Alot of people see me as cold, rigid and stubborn maybe because of how I Express myself or how I look. But the few close people in my life will always attest to how soft I can get.


They think I don't have sense
Politics / Re: First Largest Container Vessel Berth In Onne Port After 12 Years by drlance(m): 12:58am On Dec 18, 2019
You aren't the only one actually, I did this all through my undergraduate days especially during exams

Offpoint:
I have this bad habit of going around offing my neighbors noisy generator by 12am... they don't usually come out due to ghost story I told them.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by drlance(m): 2:16am On Dec 10, 2019
I use a Redmi note 8 and the experience is great so far , I highly recommend it .

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Celebrities / Re: Kaffy In Nnewi, Tours Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Plant (Photos) by drlance(m): 11:30pm On Dec 09, 2019
rentAcock:
Africa's Elon Musk. Sir Innosson will be the first African business tycoon to send Nigerians to the moon. The man's perseverance and success in a hostile business environment like Nigeria is commendable.

Lmao guy I swear you no get sense , which moon ??
Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by drlance(m): 4:46pm On Nov 27, 2019
XploreLife:
Drlance. She doesn't respect you, she respects money. I don't think you want to settle down with someone like that except you have no self esteem.

Bless you Bro
Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by drlance(m): 4:07pm On Nov 27, 2019
Diplomat66:
You are a fool at 40ty,run for your life brother wey mumu

All this bashing for me ?

I took my decision long ago
Don't disown me guys
Na once in a lifetime mistake I make
Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by drlance(m): 4:41pm On Nov 26, 2019
KingSatan:
cheesy

You are not ashamed to share your stupidity to the world.

What the hell happened to Growing up Mr?

She called and you gave her 2k to buy foodstuffs. BROTHER YOU ARE MAD! AND I CURSE YOU angry

A "Nigerian" Woman treated you like used rags because she didn't see the big picture, now that you are made she is crying and you are asking us what to do in such situation?

If you don't open that your smelly mouth and tell her to G-E-T T-H-E F-U-C-K O-U-T, then i will terminate your manhood.

Hungry leeches looking for free meal tickets.



Thanks I needed this

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Romance / Re: Should I Or Not by drlance(m): 4:12pm On Nov 26, 2019
beardlessdude:
I am a 2nd year student, 21 year old engineering student. I have been holding myself, just like my parents ask me to do. But it seems as though I'm missing something. Every one is having sex, and I can also do it carefully.

I'm not religious, but masturbate to control urges. I told myself I would wait till I begin working, after postgraduate and all studies before that.
What do you think?

Save your money and build your GP
Leave that one till final year, then it wil be justified

I attached a picture that will help you in your studies

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Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by drlance(m): 4:08pm On Nov 26, 2019
Korllami007:
She wants you back after dumping you. Please send her back to the doctor she left you for. I'll advise you not to take her back because if you do, whenever she sees anybody that's better than you again, she will dump you.

It's very easy for women to switch branch like a monkey if they see more comfortable branch to switch to.

Use your head. grin


I will bro , may your days be long wink wink

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Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by drlance(m): 4:06pm On Nov 26, 2019
Amakavula:
Her krama is real unlike your fake story.

Message me in private let me clear your doubts thanks

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Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by drlance(m): 4:05pm On Nov 26, 2019
johnkey:
op is a pvssy nigga

Your own no good oh ��

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Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by drlance(m): 4:04pm On Nov 26, 2019
lilwetdick:
an ex is an ex, never go back to your vomit..... o boy you still like the girl

abeg move forward...there are high quality girls out there, levels don change. let her regret her decision forever.

Thanks G

I forgot to mention she has a 9 year old kid and claimed she was raped

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Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Uses Gold Circle Condom, I Want A Break Up by drlance(m): 4:00pm On Nov 26, 2019
TeeFeh:
Okay so I just started dating this guy a few months ago but we haven’t met since we started dating, so I went to his place for sleepover last weekend and I saw a GOLD CIRCLE condom in his room.

I was surprised because I have not seen a Gold Circle condom in years, and I think its a cheap one. Why not Durex, Kiss, Flex or other new age brand. Gold Circle is cheap and I had to go out to buy a Durex if we wanted to have sex. In his defence, he uses Gold Circle and its more affordable for him.

I am thinking of breaking up with him because I cannot deal with someone that thinks its okay to use GOLD CIRCLE condom. Am I overreacting??

Get her point guys
She thinks because he uses cheap condoms he is probably a (PP) Public Penis and awon STD Flag bearer
She is used to being fvcked with 5k Durex Strawberry flavoured shisha condoms and if someone doesn't use it then he is probably having lots of sex



Not knowing that the young man may just be broke and managing his life in this Buhari period sad sad

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