₦airaland Forum

Kelvin30286063:
The issue has been resolved. Apparently the other officers at the office said he shouldn't have slapped me but they said I shouldn't have called him stupid. And I said he shouldn't have been disrespectful to my father who was standing right there in front of me. A man that has children that are way older than him.
At the end, they called us into an office and everybody apologized to everybody. They told him to take the receipt and confirm it which he did and I got my documents back.

The commander or whatever said he's a difficult person to deal with but he's a nice person sometimes. I told them if you are not careful, this man can make you lose your job if he did the same thing he did to me to an influencial person.

Well, after apologies here and there, I got my vehicle papers back and I'm back to my office.

U be correct guy..
.next time d goat go remember say him no get monopoly to slap anybody

D way u people brag bout blocking people on social media like its a visa to Yankee...smmhh

This is what happens when humans keep behaving like animals,,thinking the world don't know what is happening in this animal kingdom


Make he go Canada mbassy,slap them nah, put them inside korope carry them go ATM at gun point withdraw money nah

SmartProf:
Thumbs up Canada...the Canadian embassy doesn't grant visas in any guise to wild animals in human skin. If he is looking for other countries that begins with 'C' to migrate to, Chad and Cameroon aren't so far away.

If them call for protest,some of una go remember say una get office work or protesters d block road for una..very soon na local govt touts go d slap drivers.

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Acer 5050
2GB ram.
80Gb hardisk..
Battery one hour plus

I got twelve k laptop for sale

Miracood2:
Drmikeadams u don cast out massively u come forget boys ABI?

I dey anticipate ur weekend picks

One kobo no dey my hand, I suppose pay phcn..I Don japa from house..I go mention u week end

cayorday89:
I bet you don't want to know the number of educated fellas in a more severe situation like his..

My brother he has no idea..

GraGra247:
drake99 if its that easy then its likely not real. Pray you aren't a victim of those witchcraft ladies hiding undercover as church sisters with intent to seduce and destroy men.

I never believed such things myself till I saw with my own eyes.

Gist us

I don join my church group for whatsapp...

Brother john....so after u fuckkk our church girls finish ,u go wear tie and suit and be doing holy holy ..u Don Bleep mummy G O join...kontinu

adorablefwb:
I am a tall, light skinned physically appealing lady looking for a male friends with benefits. I have a good sense of humor, outgoing, very lovable and intellectually sound.

I do not need financial benefits as I am fully employed and take care of my bills. I need a friend and companion with whom to enjoy good conversations with, go out together and get to be cool without strings attached - whenever we are both free.

He MUST be at least 6ft tall, have a good sense of humour, must be very good at conversations and highly intelligent (this is very important to me). He MUST be employed with a good and decent job, must be chivalrous and have charisma. He MUST be sexually attractive and very active. Physically presentable (very important) and knows the importance of always smelling and looking nice. I am in my mid 20s and expect someone mature and sensible.

Must live on the Island or on the Mainland.

Please those in Ojo down to Badagry or Festac and anything from Ipaja and it's environs should not bother claiming Mainland. Kindly do not send me a mail.

If you're interested, kindly send a mail to "fwblagos@gmail.com"

You should please attach a photo as well because I do not have the time to waste in talking or engaging you in discussions when I do not find you appealing as everyone I believe has a taste. Don't attach a fake photo, we will have video calls and I will definitely turn you down if it seems so. I assure you that your mails, messages and anything that comes out of this will be highly confidential.

I will definitely meet with you after I'm okay or find you interesting.

Please holier than Jesus, do nor judge me or act like a Saint. Do not preach for me as well lol. I know this is nairaland and there are people with all the characteristics listed above right here.

Thank you in anticipation.

Haha ojo down to badagry or festac,, , ..or ipaja and Environs....

Ur saying non living things reside in those areas

SweetCunt97:
So his wife who was at home couldn't join heads with you to sort out the light issues? Are women so useless that they can't make useful contributions that you had to call d husband that was so far away?

Women better have sense, be an independent decision maker instead of waiting for man to do everything. Naso dem go turn destitute immediately the man dies because they refused to invest in themselves and be wise. Mtcheew

Them meet one madam for lawma Bill of 500;;she say "my hubby is not around ,pls come back when he is back"

If she got money,husband dey

...imagine buying a thirty five year old range rover ..just picture the millage .the body and Engine..

lessonsoflife:
Three weeks ago, I went to a popular Gas Station where I normally get fuel. The pump attendant has been nice to me so I promised to get her something. Two days later, I got her some snacks and boom the next question is where is your house. Damn, I never had it in mind to ask her out.

Yesterday, a lady was introduced to me as my community neighbor by my landlady's daughter. I am not directly from her community but I can speak her dialect to an extend. We spoke a bit and because I was about to go out to meet some colleagues at work, something we normally do by meeting at base 4 to arhhh herbal roots together, I asked her if she can join. She told me to hold on and then went in to carry a guy and two of her friends. She told me that they would be coming with us. I said no way, I will not be going out with you ahh. We just met and this. I was to take her out without no condition of anything. We arrrh men in base 4 normally do this when we want. Also, I take roots thrice a week. I called her aside and gave her a friendly money for drink since I won't be going with them. What I heard next was "I go come see you tomorrow evening". Jesu, it wasn't part of the plan Biko and my woman would be coming that same tomorrow. I just told her that I would be very busy with my woman, please don't come.
Why would an act of kindness be misinterpreted by most women.

U no c male fuel attendant show kindness

Kriss216:
I'm surprised how a sane person will use his korokoro eyes go wife a continental olosho. It's beyond my understanding!

Haha ..them plenty oo..some guys na natural follow come mumu

Lol....we dey go nsukka one time wit volvo wagon,as driver reach army check point ,it was raining,army man Comot hand for Roger driver whine down small dey talk story....


Army man say park and all u of come down..
As we come down army man Leave us for rain go dey attend to other cars...
Na passengers latter go beg army man .

anyamashima:
I was btutalized in front of our family house long ago when this osisikannwu matter dey reign for Aba.i was still somehow younger then helping my aunt sale recharge card at her small shop just infant of the house .when some soldiers in white hilux dose hilux that are usually used as escort where passing our street.when i looked at the hilux and i noticed my eye and one man eye just met at same angle and i was still looking while he was looking at me too and the vehicle was still moving .when they moved away from me to see them i do not know that they stopped the card and was running toward me.i was so terrified.i was pinned down the only thing i wanted to do that moment is to vanish or enter the ground .finally they are close to me one of them start beating me the other flogging me with koboko.i was not feeling any pain all i was thinking about is God have mercy on me for them to leave me alone .i was begging and shouting but not for the pain. The whole street was full with aba na anya people .they were saying i am a criminal i am a member of that osisikankwu.i was begging that i am not my aunt even came and was begging but they were still flogging me the koboko,one of them answered a call and then tell the others to take to the hilux at that point i told myself that i am finished .they were dragging me and i resist and begging .my aunty was on the ground holding my legs too so that they will not take me .when they saw that my aunty was seriously in pain they told me to remove my short nika. And it was military type like those design but color was blue. My dad then sale okirika so it is from there he gave me the short they took the short away and left .after everything calmed they passed my street again same day evening and they called me to the hilux while i stood one of them was holding my short in his hand .he then gave it back to me and asked me not to wear it again that i should keep my report card safe that i should not be carrying it around.that day we just closed school and i went to bring back my report card that's why it was in my pocket and they drove off .my aunt took the short from me and burnt it .since that day if i see soldier i never allow us to have same eye angles and i also do give advise to people wearing soldier uniform telling them my story that if they are not soldier it is not good or safe to wear them was my experience interesting ?

Lol I still dey aba during osisikankwu that year

Escabado:
Please I want to keep some record straight . Someone that added a year to his or her age and is happy about that , should be the one buying gift and drink to share to others Because u are happy u added an extra year . I don't understand the rational of we Nigerians men buying gift or spending money on a girl for her birthday. For God sake it's her birthday and not yours .when is your birthday you can spend millions if you have .

Now this my single mother girlfriend want me to spend for her next week because it's her birthday.im just Laffing in my mind like seems this girl thinks I'm a simp .

Guys what do you think I should do .

Download ric hassani Thunder faya u track and send to her

Mega city

Any body still waiting for grant should be sent to sambiza forest

U couldn't tie ur prick with rope,or u couldn't afford to buy Condom and strap it on ur prick..

Nigerian girls are useless but some Nigerian men are more useless

U dey Bleep evening newspaper, u no know say them Dey get agenda

Tobest2020:
I use to think that I'm not always lucky with getting the right partner, which is also true but getting the entitled once has always been the trend for me.

My current girl is so selfish, arrogant n entitled.You can never go away with her 1kobo yet she never hesitates to ask, take n spend yours with reckless abandon.No matter what I do for this girl she never appreciates,not even the slightest.You can be helping her with one thing and as soon as you done,she wants you to do something else and if you refuse it becomes a quarrel for her, forgetting almost immediately the one you just finished helping her with.. She's very manipulative and the worst I hate the most she likes to ask people to help her with this or that one..I feel she's someone that will beg your enemy in the slightest observation of your "brokeness"..So far money is concerned she can collect from just anyone.

This and so many more I cannot even begin to write down.yet I still find myself wanting her.What I feel for her I'm trying to kill within me but I'm failing,we had a quarrel and the highest I could go not taking to her was just 4days afterwards I shameless went to apologize for doing nothing wrong ... it's so pathetic and right about now I need help,it feels like I've lost myself and she knows I'll always come back again and again no matter how she hurts me.What do I do?

Continue my brother...

adolfHitler1934:
I passed that axis on Monday from Port Harcourt, the pillars have increased to 11.
Saw some construction workers mixing concrete on the ground instead of using the appropriate machinery.
That project will be completed in 2026 at that pace and will be of very low standard.

Tufiakwa for South Easterners.

If in 20!8;there were 6 pillars, and 202! There were !! Pillars, , , ,how many pillars will be needed to complete the bridge in 2026? X +,X -Y

dochenaj:
These people always do have beautifully adorned CV. But they ain't bringing any change to the NPF.

I guess it's not about CV.

YEAr in year out no change,,them go blow grammar, , I know even whether them no see their mates for other countries

..if na to impound 5000 offenders I believe am....as na only money making venture them sabi..

The last time I used cream was in primary school(pears).....girls keep asking me the name of cream I use ....I neva Deal wit buhari problems... na cream I go come d find

..unemployment ,no finance,,the evening newspapers after poosi sharing spree,still no even get money to support d guys.. the married ones no d encourage d single ones....all just jaga jaga

Nicenancy:
I have in my custody, nude videos of a married woman sleeping with my fiance.

She doesn't know I have it. Many thoughts are coming into my head, how best can I use these videos to end their unholy relationship?

Thanks

Mention me let's roll.

I hate am pass u...that's d most hypocritical word I have heard..