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realestniggah:
Just finished Wentworth season 8

A masterpiece that is so underrated

Walai......

male Betta pass....from fifteen girls don turn holosho...

sty1es:
Napoli na stupid club. See how they're missing big chances. Very soon they'll concede, equalize and end the match 1:1.

. U talk am

sty1es:
Napoli na stupid club. See how they're missing big chances. Very soon they'll concede, equalize and end the match 1:1.

. Na so my brother

khingTony:
The best thing you can ever do to yourself as a man is not to trust any woman. It can only end in premium tears


Know this and know peace



Peace

Hahahahaha who'res Every where..
.the day I do my DNA for us embassy, , I thank God say my mama no fall my hands

Yamiriflathead:
Nigerian men will Never have Sense
I don't Pity them one bit because they would always see the signs but usually continue in their search for non existent love and completeness from people who are incapable of giving them.
You will imagine an idiot saying "I feel i'm compatible with her". Or " I find completeness in her".
You're a fool, na the same time Dem born una two?
Even Paul and Peter wey komot Belle the same day, we all saw how it ended
You went through primary, secondary and tertiary institution all by yourself without bothering about unicorns and suddenly someone u just met is so important that without her you can't find completeness?
This is Simping and bluepilledness
And it's bullshit man, you can only find compatibility within yourself, any other forms of compatibility and search for unicorns soulmates, "the right one" will always bring you Grand premium tears like the idiot of a man in the OP's story as well as death like tunde Thomas.
Nobody dey gree say e woman na devil until Dem don show you pepper, by that time you go kom confirm.
Tunde Thomas would never have believed his wife was capable of what she did.
He once sought completeness in her, she was once amongst the rare 10% of good women out there.
To Simps, every woman is amongst the rare 10% of wife materials and it's not "their portion that their wife or gf is amongst the 90% of women with terrible attitudes".
That's why you see them saying stuffs like "there are good women but they are rare" or "make money and look for a good wife". This is how SIMPING starts because women are professional pretenders.
Have you wondered why all of a sudden her character changed after marriage?
You were the prey and she was the trap and traps are always stationed with irresistible goodies to attract preys.
After you're caught in it, excruciating pain and death follows
Men who seek for love, completeness, compatibility and other abstract things in a woman deserve to die of heart attack like tunde Thomas

My brother..we .men no gree get brain

StacyO:
Why would you not want to spend on your woman??

If u spend on ur man will Jesus rise again from death?

miracood:
make sense.

But I don't have funds for my betpawa acct

Oh God of geography is that u on the dp?

30DE7A8.....betpawa...over one.5...if alabi go gree..

in my new apartment,one nosy neighbour ,I just carry am go drink beer..na so him begin interview me

Neighbor:boss how work nah?
Me::lost my job in insurance firm
Neighbor :Haaa boss no be that work.I mean laptop work..
Me:nope I'm applying for jobs now..


He drink beer after some time,he ask me again..the guy no just wan believe say I no d do yahoo...


I don't wear socks,no tatoo,no dreadlocks..no friends no loud music.

Morningstarrr:
I despise religious people with a passion. They’re always illogical and dumb. They don’t ask questions. whenever something unfortunate happens, They’ll go like, God knows best. Whatever their pastors or imams tell them is final. It irks me when I see people trying to pray away their problems instead of facing it and tackling it head on.

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THE praying away of problems be like when person go drink one crate of beer believing his problems will just go away

Them too brainwash Christians....

The brainwashed and the brainwashers

Fahdiga:
You are asking us what to do. my advice is that you hug, kiss and pamper her with love. sell all your landed properties and use the money to buy her designer stuffs and also take her to Dubai and give her a nice treat. are you happy now?

No mind that simp

true true alabi strategiz,collect am back wit interest

genkins:
Maybe someday, I will just get angry, become a pastor and collect stupid and gullible people like you thier hard earned money,sleep with your wives and daughters just to prove a point.then when you know, I'll tell you.. Thou shall not judge God's anointed... Stupid black people everywhere

They will never have brain bro...just allow them to wallow..

Isaac86:
Good morning nairalanders...and happy new year..I just need you to tell me what to do I need an advice from you all...have been in relationship with this girl and it's gonna clock two years this year....so been watching her since last year....I'm the one that calls always...but she'd never return the call...she do call before around that last year April when things are still good..even post me do all sort of things....but when I'm little financially down everything just stopped..she'd never call if I don't call...she'd always complain she doesn't have card to call....so I was just watching her and decide to keep mute and see what's happening... around October...my business start kicking in again.. but I'm still pretending like I don't have to see what she's up to...but I send her the little i can...ever since then she doesn't just call..any little thing she'd say is over and block and come back begging again....around November last year she said she wanna learn a job and i said no problem... I talked to the girl she wanna learn cake from and she said 60k..I promised to pay..but I was just thinking if I let her do won't this girl backstab me later....she also said she wanna learn wig...which I promise to give her too..but I'm just reasoning everything.... I take very good care of this girl....I do all what she needs...we actually see on the 25th of December....whereby i gave her some money for Christmas...after 25th...she was still troubling me telling me I'm not giving her attention...whereby I channel all my attention to her...where things start mixing up was at dec 31..whereby she was disturbing me I must send her money on the 1st of January... but I decide not to just to see what she really wanna do...she never called on the 1st ....all she do is send an happy new year message and then ask for money.....so yesterday I called her and tell her we need to talk about our relationship...that it seems she's tired...she said maybe I might be tired that I'm using the trick on her..and I just have to say everything on my mind... all she do is just break up and block me...it was painful though... I did alot for her when i was still okay....though I'm getting back on my feet....nairalanders I need your advise... I'm really heartbroken.. What do you think I can do about this girl...?no insults please.

And u still need advice

charlesm91:
Niggas be brown nosing these girls n shit
Taking girls out to eat and spending money on these ladies
You know what I’m saying!!
I treat a girl like APC
I never have, I never will
I tell a girl like this,
Girl, you without me is like football without fans
You’ll never enjoy it!

Them ladies need men to hate, feed n leech on. What would they be without us? Perilous!
It’s 2021, say no to SIMPING. It’s the year of equal rights to hustle and earn your doe. No more urgent 2-5k giveaways.

U be OG....skit from snoop doggy dog........


Make my other simp brothers listen to "it wasn't ur fault" by snoop Dogg

dorin27:
:DI no fit laugh....chaii. this one off me

This ur name remind me of my first girlfriend ..lol this girl teach me something wey I no fit forget

Hassanmaye:
Are you serious guy how can I do that

Clean up, , dress well, got good apartment..when they Believe d money is there ,but all na packaging....if u manage get car..don't mention....

Mumbai basterds

Kylekent59:
Why do politicians school send their children abroad for their education?

Why do politicians seek medical attention outside Nigeria?

Where is our First Lady now?

Anytime I am in church and the pastor, priest, or Prophet says, now your head and let us pray for our country.... I begin to pray for myself and my family.

U no get saliva to waste on d wasted country

Suregiver48:
In the spirit of Christmas and new year, i am giving out 50k to the general house. I know i have been an audio giver but God have been faithful to me this December that i hammer a lot. 5k for 10 persons. At least it can buy a full grown chicken. Ist 10 please

Ok...I nid am..

replete:
please help my brother's Pontiac Vibe 05 used for UBER was vandalised ECU stolen and power windows control. They have searched for compatible ECU but non found.
VIN - 5y2sl62834z415949

Na wah ooo so them d Vandalise dis car damn

Australian basterds

kwinmarvel:
Gimme your no

Send am pm or drop ur number,,she go txt u...una go continue from there