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Jojo056:
That kiss and kill film ehn!

Knack from beginning till end...Even lesbian s*x sef...
Why will you change the channel when its not that she is a kid.

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Make I go down load am this night

JovialJune:
She licked her cum, wanted to know what it tastes like,

We were having conversation on sex and all, she then asked if I've tasted mine, I said no, she said hers is tasteless, ewww

Ur beautiful

jawalis:
The stress is not necessary bro. just package 2k in a brown envelope and hand it to her. Thank me later

Urgent 2K style

Yaronkirki:
Please I wanted to compose a love letter to my babe which I wish to settle down with.and am not gud at that.she is my first date and we are about to meet for the very first time.

Leave love letter, , dress well, look clean,clean hair cut,clean finger nails ,clean beards, ,, carry her go One Betta cool joint wey d cool and calm....talk bout different things,, ,, life, ambitions, sports,buhari,trump, don't go lovy dovy...just got to know her and let her know u....

FatherBona:
Great story, I pictured the Useless woman's make-up filled face, complete with her woman-wrapper of a husband and the corrupt policemen they brought.
Let her take the case to supreme court if she likes. No be naija? Let's see who pulls strings better. For your bosses Dad to come will Army, e mean say the man get leg no be small. D woman go dey fear to go court sef, she knw say na she mess up

Any where d woman c d guy man,she go hide

chinchonglee:
Pardon my grammatical and typographical errors as i am nt a writer, i am only a programmer.


A woman slapped my Boss 2day. Here is what happened.

The generator space in my office complex is only limited to medium sized mikano generaors. This woman knowing fully well dat all offices in the complex are assigned one space dat is limited to medium sized generators bought a generator that is nearly twice the sized of the space which resulted in her taking part of our own space.


My Boss who arrived the office 2day with smiles on his face(as always) started taking our clients complaints after which we started our python lessons. Not quite long into the lessons NEPA seized power which resulted in my Boss asking I and one of my colleagues to put on the generator.


On getting there, we saw that our was not in the normal position as it was much shifted out. We didnt inform him at once, we decided to tell d owners of the gen to come and carry their property. Wen we got into their office, i personally asked for their Boss which one of the workers there directed me to one make-up filled faced woman holding the new Iphone 11. I quietly asked that their new generator is taking a whole lot of space which led to ours not being in its supposed position and it will definitely lead to us paying fine if the complex taskforce gets to see it. To cut long story short, dis woman started raining causes on me blabbing the normal "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" which caused a scene there.


When my Boss came there and I told him what has happened, he just told the woman a few non-violent/ non-insultive words he proceed downstairs, organized boys(plenty of them) who carried the gen out of our space nd installed ours back to its supposed space. This woman after seeing what has happened, came down with the speed of light and gave my boss a thunderous slap(GBOAAAAA!!!) as she was about landing him a second one, my boss pushed her away which resulted in her hitting her back against the iron generator house gate and she started shedding crocodile tears dat her bone has been broken.


She called her husband(a rich man) and the fool of a husband didnt even hear my boss or any other person's side of the story, proceeded to call the police. When the police came they started harrassing my Boss not knowing that his father was a very very rich anambra man(nobody knw abt dis as he always lived a simple life, wearing the simplest of clothings and shoe/pam slippers).

Wen the harrassment/ assault became so much for my boss to bear, he called his very rich father. Within 20mins dat one showed up with two OP MESA vans. Omo come see different sounds of slaps in front our office gate. GBAAAAAS! GBOOOOOS!! GBIIIIIM!!! BOOOOOOOOM!!! different slaps flying up and down evwrybody was running helter shelter. Those OP MESA guys wan kill person. They beat all dose policemen, the husband to the useless woman, the boys that came with the man until one of the boys fainted. The woman did nt escape beating as she collected several slaps(like 5) from what is seem to be the OP MESA commander.


After they left(my Boss's father and those hot head OP MESA the husband of the woman decided after much boasting that he will sue them. That didnt stop the complex task force from carrying out their duty as they locked both offices and seized the woman's gen. My boss has paid sha and our office reopened.


Lawyers in the house who do you think will win the case in the court of law??

THE slaps off me......
. People wey get money no d loud am

lagusboyyy:
Olosho's are number one folks,you dont wanna mess with.

They are 99% times always angry and fraustrated,no single joy in them.

VERY mannerlss set of humanimals

My guy called me say them naija boys dey on d run ,say mynammar cop's dey worry for there

Ernerstdavid55:
Hi everyone .season greetings it has been very tough year but we made it to 2021.
i have managed to save a million.am thinking of buying a car but i cant drive

Online learning how effective is dis ?

buy the car I,I go teach u

FuckEveryday:
Everything seems to be against you in this Hustle sometimes

I just stroll out this afternoon, first trip to New market my tyre don bust While I dey try fix am I saw a guy with taxforce dem don comot all him foot mat cause of picking up Sumone by the roadside

People wey dey deliver money you guys are TRYING abeg!

;Do

As an wuber driver,,every thing is against u

Car mechanical fault
Accidents
Traffic robbery
Car vandsalization
Lastma,vio,task force, airport touts,police ,
Fraudulent riders
App companies
Partners
Olosho bad attitudes
Health
Lagos state
Kazem


If u no got mind,frustration go just kill u before ur time..

Someone7:
They never jam yet. Make them go touch soldier car by mistake first. I remember when one so called task force went to clam an air force officers car thinking it's an Uber driver's car. They even deflated one tire and removed another. Meanwhile the officer sat at a distance watching them.

When he came na with beating he start to question the task force oga. Before the task force people gathered more soldiers appeared from nowhere. Imagine beating the oga with belt and boot while he was fixing the tires.

One day these idiots will meet their match.

Haha this one make me forget say I got big problem way dey giv me depression

peeps4u:
Really, the rider is mumu for reporting such fraud?

nope...
Rider will report cos driver refused to pick up from their bedroom,or report cos driver followed google map and got stuck in traffic..etc

okanlanwon44879:
The peace of mind I have as a single dad is so priceless...My boy Jason has been the best friend ever.

Am towing this line...God knows

pope191:
I dig boss, when horse falls a man, he will man up and climb it again. When Mondeo falls a man, he should man up and ride it again

until the mondeo kills d man finally

Wartsnigeria:
OH I see but what happens when riders see a different driver? I'm just curious.

mumu riders report driver,
THEm mumu app block driver,driver buy another account...
The cycle continues

As a rider leave wetin dem write for motor,, entre motor

Engrgabi:
she sent him a message about the trip. Baba was excited and ready to welcome her.

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WElcome her with his 22 inch dick, ready to tear her panties and ffock her like a 2dollar who're till morning break
The poosi will be vandalised by that 22 inch dick from now till Monday morning

Was in church today,,damn c this lady ..big ass,,big front ,tall...imma go back their next Sunday

Billybe1:
Okay guys I'm not that good at writing but I would make it brief.
I dated a girl for 8years, she(nikky) said no sex before marriage I agreed thinking maybe with time our romance will get to the next level. 1,2,3 years past by I start asking her questions if she was attracted to and why denying sex, despite the time we have been together. Tho we had quite a long distance relationship which she do come to Lagos twice or once a year. I got fed up and I told her I can't continue. I found another girlfriend(iyabo) we dated for 2years . But doing that period this my ex(nikky) in long distance keep disturbing. I ignore her after I break up with my ex (iyabo) we had the best intimate relationship just that she ain't truthful and we do have lot of misunderstanding. I took (nikky) and she continue with no sex without marriage. I stop giving her time and even ignoring her hoping she will leave since I have giving her the red light.. The mistake I make was introducing her to my family. She do visit even without me knowing .despite I block her. So one day I visited my family and my mom told me she came. I was surprise. I have to tell her to leave that we don't have anything in common we are not compatible. She left and do you believe she find a way and start calling my number and messaging. That she want us to be friend. I told her clear I'm not interested. Now she keep bombing me with calls and messages that she cared. Bla bla bla that I'm angry she refuse to make love to me I should give my life to Jesus. Pls guys which app or how can I block her entirely I feel she is stalking me and is disturbing me. 10 missed calls and lots of silly messages just today.

Oh God of Jamaica...u follow woman for 8years u no c panties nor enter the red warmth sea in between her legs

Lamanii22:
Here's my opinion: two women sharing the same penis can never be happy together....


It's either you marry them and make them live separately or just stick with one wife....


I rather you stick with one wife... Polygamy is the beginning of madness truss me...

My beautiful lamani. ..ur black is beautiful

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Na only girls task force dey catch ni. But damn these virginal people no dey let their ttotto rest...wuber drivers sef dey go one day off per week..

Ttootto be like car engine..make them allow am rest

Hope say men dey learn from this

Funkyswagzz:
He fulfil his promise by gifting the best lasu graduate 10million naira. He is truly the people's governor. He a man of his words and I admire the efforts he putting to make sure Lagos state is running smoothly. People in Lagos state what do you think?

He go from back use lastma,vio, task force collect the ten MIL back from him fellow lagosians....no dey whine ursrlf OP

Kaimaonyeana:
A bottle of wine would have settled this whole ish. Maybe because i'm igbotic but i can't go to an inlaw's place for the first time emptyhanded as a man. Just my opinion.

Though naija girls dey fall my hands, ,it's just lik going to c a new born baby...


Courtesy demands "at all at all"na him Bad pass

All of them got Boyfriend ,just find way collect ur share

Watch the classic "Scarface"

Al pacino s finest