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mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

No exceptions

protest ,una go say no...am busy ,, protesters are jobless hoodlums,,...make no body Complain again

Uyi168:
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But hard working guys wouldn't want to go for them...
Funny enough, many of them within this age group used their twenties to slay and follow these same yahoo Boys...

It's an unfortunate situation we find ourselves in..


Mosdi



.come and tell them

Jennyfha:
Your story has really touched my heart, I want to pay for your son's school fees for the whole year, please contact me to this email jennyfhajen@yahoo.com with proof of his school fees

God bless u

tinaprincess773:
I am a 25 year old girl and in a dilemma which has made me open an account on this platform to seek advice.

I started dating a 38 year old married man 3 years ago.

When we met I knew he was married and his wife and two kids live in Canada and really didn't want to be serious with the affair but as time went by this guy a gentleman that he is became so nice to me and showed me so much care and love and has been so committed to me as if I am his wife.

There is nothing I ask for in cash and material that he does not not give me just to see me happy as he also never ignored his family abroad.

He was always in touch with his wife and kids and obvious that he also loves them.

In summary,I fell in love with this guy and I am still in love with him that his relocation to his family to Canada has been so depressing for me that I cannot even feel anything for another man.

Even while we he was still in Nigeria,I did what I could to kill d feeling I have for him by dating another guy I was also intimate with and even when he found out,he was very broken and he overlooked it and still continued with me as he said he had no right to judge me as a married man and we still continued the affair.

Even after his relocation,he still keeps in touch with me regularly and even sends me money as he has always done and still shows concern for my welfare.

He told me some days ago that while he won't leave his marriage,he is very willing to marry me and sincerely that is my wish too but I feel so guilty and confused at d moment b'cos this is another woman"s husband but I just can't stop loving him.

He is such a rare guy to find.
Not the money he gives me but that love and care is unique.

I have read books and articles on how to forget an ex but I just can't stop loving him or forget him.

Please,I need advice in this regard.

Na so ur future husband go d spend for another who're outside ur marriage and she can't stop loving him...
Say amen to the prayer since ur doing d right thing

na that socks wearing,bag hanging ,toutish looking alaye dey make am run mad

SatantheDestroy:
i know sars messes up but u cant compare it to the amount of crime now. have u seen the civil war loading? do you think this will happen if sars was still arround?

SARS should be sent to sambiza forever

Hedonini:
The more money they 'pump' into these cowards in Nigeria's security forces, the lazier and more cowardly they become. Its not a matter of welfare. Forget what they tell you. It's a matter of crass incompetence and cowardice.

The US soldiers you talk about don't go to war for pecuniary reasons. The system works and so the right people with needed passion and abilities are recruited. Not like Nigeria where only frustrated and misguided idiots with connection to one Emir or Senator or Baba Alaye would be recruited.

And to make things worse the motivation to join the security forces isn't to serve or defend the country, but to make money or even to wear uniform and oppress harmless people. That's why you see soldiers and policemen forming lion when they encounter harmless civilians... But if they see BH and bandits, they will 'off' their uniforms and turn to cheetah and then dash across seven mountains and seven seas to cross over into Cameroon.

Them go come online crying lik puppies after boko haram deal wit them finish

I nid laptop

Patrioticbreed9:
it up again i noticed a level that seems down so i forced my finger down she tried to scream but she muted it and bite her lips and tightened her thighs almost hurting my hand and she duged her nails on me after a while she was like please dont please dont and i asked her please dont what?she said am a virgin i asked why she didnt tell me in time and she kept, so i told her am done and i left the room after a while i came back to my room and met her crying heavly and i asked her what the problem was and she replied you will be the third leaving me am sorry na please is not my fault na.. i felt for her and i knelt down and begged her, long story short we are now dating and all we do is just fore play and she is a h*rny type am kind of getting tired of the whole stuff.. is the anyother way out because the whole stuff is just looking kiddish.. any guy with experience? how did the relationship end ?

Lol be fore u know 4years go pass,u no go c toto..

ec0malchemist:
Alright.

Tell him to go to https://covid19.nmfb.com.ng and input his bvn, accept the terms and conditions, they'd disburse the funds to him.

Don that..thanks, , ,kabiyisi and citzin Jim...what's up with ur approvals?

ec0malchemist:
Good day house, please I just received this message from NMFB.. How do I go about it please ?

My brother got same today

Godhelpme443:
Made attempts to 3 times when times were extremely soar.
But i always change my mind on my way and just branch a fast food.
I have traveled for two full days to my guy village and when i got there and we were about to go I changed my mind and we used the money to drink and chill i was supposed to use and pay for the stuffs we are going to buy and settle the man.
I have made an attempt 3 good times but always change my mind..so i have never been to a shrine or visited a babalawo house all my life

Oh ok...just find a business to invest in...and mingle..start by going to church and youth programs..
Driving on uber will kip u very busy and u meet people too.

Godhelpme443:
Nairalanders I'm a popular member on this platform. So i had to create a new account to seek for this advice because I'm not happy with what i did to raise this money.

Please nairalanders. I made some money through Gee but i have never been a fan of fraud all my life. I went into that line of trade because of poverty. I came to university without a place to live was staying with my aunt but couldn't cope because it was a bit far away from school.
I had to join a friend who asked me to but after a while he asked me to leave which got me stranded and was homeless was 1 week before i left for village and stayed there and started G through a whatsapp group one of my friend added me.
I was doing konkiri to raise money for subs and feeding while bombing at the same time.

Out of 20 courses i did in my year one first and second semester I was only able to pass 5 and had 15 carryovers.
I was able to pick some money like $500 then and paid for a face me i face you room and bought one small bed and one or two stuffs and moved back to school but i was still living from hand to mouth.

Year two had almost 12 carry overs because i couldn't concentrate on my school stuffs but picked some money then and i was able to buy a Keke and placed myself on 10k weekly salary while getting serious with my school stuffs and still doing Gee.

Along the line going to my year 3 i picked some bulk money of up to 7 million naira but was only able to see 3 million because pickers ripped me off the rest with different stories.

I was able to relocate my parents and clear 40 percent of my school problems.
Now I'm in my final year and within December to February now i was able to pick almost 10 million naira in cash. I was able to get the complete money because i got all the money through bitcoin and didn't have to use the picker Route.
I was able to clear my school stuffs and carry overs 90 percent and have less than 4 carry overs to write now which I'd do in my final year second semester. I was able to clear and sort all my school issues with money and already paid for my project writing and everything. I should be the one doing all these myself and writing all my exams without a problem but lack of finances made me completely useless and couldn't keep up with school stuffs.

Now the problem i have is that i have up to 5 million plus on my binance. I have 2 million on MBA which i already considered gone because i know maxwell won't refund anything, i also have 2 million in Addy fx which I'm still receiving 300k monthly for 6 months starting last two months.
I have up to 300k on my piggyvest.
I invested in these ponzi/ investment scheme because i need a regular monthly income to always clear some bills whenever it comes..
I already made up my mind to stop yahoo. I have never been a fan of fraud, even my parents won't believe i made my money through fraud.

I have always been overly ambitious on money issues but they won't believe i opt in for fraud.
I won't mind any insults. I curse myself all nights before I sleep sometimes. Now i can't sleep at night without alcohol and drugs because i always feel guilty over the old women and men i defrauded.
It's killing me but alcohol and drugs always have a way of cheering me up.

I don't know what investment to do. I don't want to ever go back to fraud. I'm afraid Addy might stop paying anytime soon and I'd be completely lost in the world without knowing what to invest on with Millions i made.

I have tried to learn forex but it was too complicated because I was learning from an online class so i had to stop.
I know I'm a thief. I know that. I need help on investment to start up. I'm completely void of knowledge on what to do. I deleted all yahoo images and applications from my phone and laptops. I'm already completely perfect with this trade that people even beg me to teach them work but i always lie to them i don't do that.

Nairalanders please i need your help. I need to clean myself completely and start up something and live a peaceful life without having to defraud anyone.
If you think this is a fake story i can send proof of my binance wallet,piggyvest and Addy current running investment.
The last Germany woman who paid me this bulk is still wanting to send another 1000 euros for my flight back home but i told her two days ago that I'm a scammer that I'm not real. She don't believe and she was crying that I'm lying to her because we already had a video call.

Please i need help on investment to start. I don't like this life of scam

Did u visit any babalawo at any time?

Afamed:
Read the thread , you will see the link on how to check your approval status, that's if you have already registered before the deadline date in June 30,2020

. I meant nyif

How una dey check if them Don approve una survival fund?

ChizzyBuna:
Im an athiest and I love messing with christians and playing pranks on them.

I sometimes attend random church evemts just to toast babe or jonze around.
Sometimes I pretend to catch holy ghost lmao!!!

On January 31st I attended one church and during time for testimony I jokingly went to the altar and gave fake testimony.
That day I was high on red tramadol
I lied to them how I was charmed by occult men and escaped ritual and later that month that my shop was demolished after 1 year land dispute.

I ended the testimony with fake tears
It was a moving story shaa

But why did I do fake testimony??
I guess I was high on tramadol. I had too much confidence

The mumu pastor started praying kabbosh and speaking in tounges after my testimony on top my head.
Next thing He said God told him to bless me with 100k to start new business!!!!!!!!!
Im still in shock up til now
As I was still in shock, one woman in her 40's stood up and say she will add 115k with the pastor.

They told me to write my account number and phone number .I have acknowledge and received 100k from pastor uche.
The other woman hasn't sent her 115k and I plan on going there this Sunday to see if I can meet her.
They know me as a new member.

I pray that woman sends me the 115k this Sunday oooo. I still can't believe my eyes
215k from giving fake testimony..

But the thing is, should I chop the 100k jejely and block the pastor number
Or
Should I wait till the woman send the 115k then I block his number.
Only pastor I gave my number to
The woman doesn't have my number

What do u think I should do?

send me some.don't block his number, ,more will come

me ,u and Nigerian girls deep in our hearts know they re useless.

Joelrichman:
Dated over 3yrs, due to tribal concern and family non acceptance, we agreed to do court wedding in May 2020,
She got pregnant June/July and everything changed.
She stop having sex with me and told me until bride price is paid wen it was her family that concelled wedding fixed.
She went out for work in Lagos here, so my cousin came visiting ... She said she can't stay in same house with him and went to put up in hotel.
I visited and next morning before work bought her food.
She called for paracetamol while at work, rushed back to get for her only to enter her room and met used sachet of condom on the floor.
I took note and did as if I never see anything.. went out and before coming back she picked the sachet and hid it.
I left she never brought it up for over 5 days.
She's back to work...I asked and she said she tot the condom sachet dropped from my pocket hence she never asked.
I've stopped all communication and currently trying to move on...
Gotten new apartment and wanna pack out of the house before I made head news...
I told her paternity of her pregnancy is questioned but she said after a year the baby will know her father...
The point is while sleeping with another man with 8 months pregnant of pregnancy she claimed is mine....
Kinda confused!

Mod help a brother..
Kindly push abeg lemme learn!

Move on bro,,if pikin come,do DNA..

Part of what happens when u rush go do marriage while there was issue of non acceptance from the family

Watching Tom n Jerry...

Make person fund me mbok..I wanna fry some good over one .5 games

She likes de guy, whether na first date or last date...pant go off from ttoto..if u lik person ,u like am.no rules..just pray de guy likes back

OkoYibo:
People are really angry. They increased fuel price thrice in a year, increased electricity tariff and you are confiscating the wares of petty traders without providing an alternative. Everything is force, task force, lastma force, KAI force.

My brother we re happy with d situation.....if not..we will rise up

Over hyped shitty day

Nnnena:
So I just started dating this Igbo guy and he's been swelling my head calling me fine igbo names like "Nneoma, mummy, obiageli" etc.
I don't want to look like the novice in this relationship please you guys suggest a sweet Igbo pet name I can call my Boyfriend.
Thanks

Amu na nim

Find picture of people wey gas scatta their face show am

I just tuned in to ait

[quote author=mrbenjame post=98969509]I think simp is now a new word to you unless you don’t know how to use it. I’m a man who has an open heart to life. I don’t worship women. I only try to be responsible so I don’t know where your simp is coming from. I got a better job and left the environment. Whether job or not I’ve made up my mind not to have anything to do with her again. Why is it a problem to you? My words stand. Don’t think I’m a little kid. I didn’t create this thread for you to advice me. I opened it for people who knew what has happened before now. Please mind your speech. What do you know by the word simp? My new job has nothing to do with my attitude towards her ok? If that’s where you’re going [/quote