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Acidosis:
Married people on Nairaland are known to "hype" their families online. Stop waiting, no reasonable married man, especially those with 'great online reputation' will wash her wife's dirty linen here.

Some go through hell at home, but come here to form super-husbands. Same with married women.

Just learn from real life experiences and be liberated.

Didn't want to comment but had to say something to ur comment. Am sure no one knows how u arrived at what u say but it's wrong to think in that direction. The OP asked to advise u should have given him one. If u didn't have one then u should have moved on. Few people will come and wash their spouses problems in an online forum but fewer still will comment on it.

freecocoa:
This is outrageously hilarious.

One for the books

lol

attainable99:
It is quite long but please take time to read it.
How do you get to spend money on a guy when you ordinarily do not intend to and are not supposed to? know these Mind Control Technique and save yourself from peril. The benin guys, urhobo, ukwani guys who scholed in uniben, Pastors and other guys around you make use of the technique.When you spot it, run else fall victim, they are all over you, I met one yesterday @ P.T.I juction, effurun, Delta State.
Characteristics of the mind control technique guys.
1, They appear clean, most times handsome.- this makes you like them
2, They apper to be @ one time rich or presently rich.- opens your mind
3, They make sure you fix all attention on them when they talk to you by saying look @ me - This makes you not to think properly
4, They speak with so much conviction. 5, They promise you marriage on first date and tell you that they are not like other guys who are players,so instead of carrying women they invest their money in business - this makes you trust them and see them as responsible.
6, They tell you that understanding is key to a successful relationship, so you dont need to date for long b4 marriage.
7, They tell you they dont have serious relationship - so you believe they are free.
8, They say they trust you by giving their house key for you to go and cook for them and ask you to trust them - This makes you loose your guard
9, They use rush, calling you quickly to hook up with them because they have somewere going after now.
10, They instantly promise you marriage on the first date or try to sleep with you on the first date - so you do not think properly
11, They ask if you agree to the marriage proposal so they would connect you to speak with thier sister while he instantly speak with your mum,because they marry your family and not you.
12, They invite you to their home, When you decline, they promise not to touch you but insist in knowing your place and you knowing their place.
13, They promise to help you with huge amount of money for your business.
14, They tell you stories of how generous they spend on others, by financing peoples education, and buying cars for people - so you can be greedy.
15,They tell you to have faith in them.
16, They employ the use of pity, that their dad died when they were so tender, so they struggled on their own without a helper. - This make you pity them
17, They tell you how they have lived and will stay in big houses or that they currently own a big apartment of their home.
18, They tell you the've been single because the lady they loved so much disappointed them.
19, They quickly want to know if you work and to know if you have savings by asking you how much you need from them and how much you have in savings. - This makes you believ in them, while they think of what to say to make you gv them your savings
20, They tell you they have spent a fortune in taking care of their mum, or that they care less about their mum because their mum never cared about them. - this makes you see them as good or want to make you encourage them tohelp thier mum
21, They say they will borrow you money and @ the same time you will borrow them money. - This confuses you and they say they will dash you.
22, If they notice you are defensive they tell you to relax, so that good things will not pass you by - once you do,
23, They say they will change your phone by removing your sim and giving you a new better one,
24, They they tell you they are already your boy friend, and ask you if you like them - ofcourse you cant say no after all the image they successfully create in your mind
25, They ask to search your bag and make you relax and laugh so they search your bag and when they find money in it, they collect it and tell you they want to use it to anger you because you refuse their offer and they insist that if you shout or call theif they know what to say to make people beat you while, while they plead on your behalf.
If you never recognise this signs and stop communicating with them quiclky, they will make you empty your bank account on them and you would believe they are testing you out, so they can offer you help.

this screams of pain but unless u tell us what happened to you no one can understand ur story

hunkydory:
Is that the picture of the woman?

she no try? She be formal model

Someone I know left his luggage behind him to urgently make a call on thr airport telephone in Amsterdam only for him to turn around after the call and all his stuffs has been converted to that of another man. That was how his holiday ended.

HARDDON:
Oh heavens! The look on Maus ' face when he realises his own kids ain't really his!

And he was busy prancing about like the play boy of the western world eager to sow more seeds!

lol it would have been epic

metroparrot:
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Vice President Osinbajo declared open the Nigeria Diaspora Day 2015 which held in Abuja yesterday Aug 25th. More photos after the cut
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photos-vp-osinbajo-at-nigeria-diaspora.html

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I just want to say. What is this world turning into.

kazmanbanjoko:
no mind am.

Tst Tst Tst

CharliParker:
Let him go and shake Obama let us see, since he is in the same class with Rochas,

Ignorance is really a disease

kazmanbanjoko:
dat you should shut up and mind your bizness.

Hope that was not for the OP cos if it was then.....
Anyway read between the lines. I reposted someone's write up and sited where I got the post

shachris02:
op what did you learn in school?

More than what u obviously did

FreeGlobe:
This president is super clueless. Instead of finding how to fulfill his campaign promises to the northerners and yorubas that voted him, he is busy chasing shadows

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