₦airaland Forum

Izadibabe: Yes regular occurrence but in this case the international community are involved, investigating and seizing the assets of these theives. We need to be more concerned because our inaction is leading to more impunity and much bigger sums being stolen.

Yes the international community is involved so also involved are international accomplices. So watz ya point. If shell knew the deal was shady why pay the money b4 blowing the whistle? Why not blow the whistle first and watch the stampede? They blew the whistle cause people they paid money to absconded and didn't honor their part if the deal. So who is fooling who? And who is corrupt here?

cnnamoko: Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

Source: Our Daily Experience

U 4got one person. The eediot that pastes this writeup early in the morning as if it's what people want to see. 90 % of people here will agree they have being misfortuned to do 1-7 on ur list. That doesn't make em silly..

Still an explanation is called for. I need one.

pucks, the OP didnt even talk about skinny ladies or curvy ones its out rightly fat, blobby wobbly woman. God forbid!!!! The mpost unattractive thing to talk about.

snowprince07: Sorry no idea
but I think u run for ur life I smell something fishy

There is nothing to do with fish in that statement. It's all about mother-inlaw things. Many mother inlaws and their sons wife do not see eye to eye so from what I heard. Many ladies would prefer that they don't have that competition for their husbands affection.

Alimtoheeb: I pray dat Allah (swt) help our leaders Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ see †ђξ advantages that lies in Using hijab,using of hijab will surelly reduce molestation nd also establish nd increase our girls dignity, raping will decrease, and if endorse, I pray other people won't Misuse it, nd if also endorse, der may be some instrument of destruction dat will be telling dos girlz Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ be wearing traditional attires Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ school as it happen some months ago in State of Osun, I pray peace reign in Nigeria......GOD Bless Nigeria.

In what world do u come from? The girls boko harm purportedly kidnapped, where they not wearing this ur hijab. We're any of them spared? Where they not all raped over and over again by multiple men. So what is this talk? Look we are not fools and we know the reason u people want to push this forward.

freecocoa: Question for the gods.






*modified*
Seems like na ftc things o, this actually feels good kinda , hehehe

Now I know...

Why are u peeps complaining. Don't u know that the thing that is sweet is forbidden.

khiaa: Isn't it obvious who I was talking to in that post?

Nice one. I was hoping u knew respect and it shows u do. Am glad it was urself u were talking about not someone abstract.

khiaa: Aren't Liberians and the other west africans that lost their lives from ebola African people?
Think before you type. Good God, the foolishness and arrogance are unbelievable.

Whose foolishness and arrogance do u mean. I think ur? No? I am sure u are feeling cool with 7th elf cos u think u have written something. I suggest u mind ya sef be I will he forced to take u up.

These people will study all they want but not get an abswer. By the time they realise that such viruses doesn't kill African man it will be too late. They will probably go home disappointed.

lakpalakpa: It will be very unfair and a great loss to Nigerians if Fashola doesn't rule as President. He shows in very clear terms how well he understands the basics of good governance.

Eko ONI baje oooo!!!!

Bullshit, don't bring sentiments into this one. Fashola didn't say anything any sane human being don't know. That fact that he said it just means he is not as stupid as some people answer or think he is and that he is more intelligent than he looks.

butanep: am too big to exchange words with you... Happy independence...

too late to play that hand. U have already exchanged words and have lost. So do urself a favour. Stay lost.

butanep: I guess you are one of those that can't even boil water let alone cook food...

U would know won't u. U empty vessel making the most noise.

butanep: Any woman that can't cook is highly irresponsible and not also fit to be called a woman. It is part of the responsibility of a woman to learn how to cook as she is growing up either from her mother or foster-mother.

So when a woman fail to acquire the cooking skills as she is growing up, she has failed in her responsibility and therefore not responsible because she might end up producing children that are also irresponsible.

I get angry when with the statement " Men should teach their wife that don't know how to cook". That is ridiculous. If a woman don't know how to prepare a particular food the man like very much, that's a different case but to say she don't know how to cook... she is worth nothing,because she has wasted over 10 to 15 years to lean part of her responsibility...

A woman that can't cook clearly shows, she never assisted her mother in the kitchen or her mother don't know how to cook. That woman shouldn't be taken seriously because she will bring up children that are irresponsible as well.

Who made u the judge and jury?

kentozybee: I don't like draw soup too

me too

smartchoice: Nope you're a dangerous attachment to them!

U are really myopic. In our profession what is the difference of one anus to anoda? It means nothing to me. My guy is also a doctor so it meant nothing to him too, although it was is anus being examined but the wife is not in the medical profession.

smartchoice: The "wife" told you whaat? who are you?

a very good friend of their family

BlackStallion: Dirty pipu dem
How about kissing your girl after shooting a load of c'um into her mouth?
Try it, tastes like kunu

As long as its ur cum. Then whats the problem.

smartchoice: How low do we sometimes fall to prove how committed we are to someone?
Actually, some of the so-called nasty things do not look too nasty when we genuinely love someone. The things listed below might turn your stomach, but I am pretty sure you have also done something of the sort. Surprisingly enough, most people have and always will. Why? That’s simply because they love each other.
You love yourself and this explains why you do not feel disgusted with yourself when you are trying to squeeze that annoying acne. We are human beings and everyday routine teaches us to tolerate ourselves and others.
We have listed 7 most disgusting things that people are ready to do for their partners. Let’s see how far love can take us. And would you be ready and willing to do any of these for your spouse?
1.} Rubbing feet.
Both genders find feet too gross to touch. And no, we are not now talking about foot fetishists who can spend hours touching someone’s feet. Yet we readily give our partner foot massage if we know this will help them relax and feel healthier.
2.} Squeezing zits.
Have you ever been asked by your spouse to see what’s there on his back? If so, then, as a rule, it all ends up with you trying to squeeze that nasty thing out. Every lady is sensitive. And touching acne is not the most pleasant things for us to do. But nothing is impossible for a woman who is deeply in love with her man.
3.} Empty the cat’s litter.
Do you hate cats? Who cares! If, let’s say, your wife is pregnant, you will do all possible to make your feel happier. Expecting a baby is always an exciting event for the couple. If taking care of a cat’s poo is a big deal and causes problems then how about your baby’s poo and vomit? You do want to be a good husband and dad, don’t you? Then practice on your cat for a while! Try and learn to tolerate or even like doing what you have hated so far. After all, your wife is going through hard times as well. Appreciate it because she is doing it for you, too.
4.} Clean up vomit.
Cleaning up your baby’s vomit is one thing. But what if the “baby” is around your own age? Well, then that’s a different story. No doubt cleaning this nasty stuff up is no fun, but you realize that when your spouse is sick you are the only person around to help him or her out.
5.} Picking teeth.
In comparison to the 4 previously mentioned things this one sounds quite ok. If you haven’t yet been asked to see if something is stuck in your hubby’s teeth, then, I can assure you, it will soon happen. Luckily, most couples do not find it appalling and gladly dig out whatever is stuck in-between their spouse’s teeth.
6.} Using the bathroom together.
I am not talking about you and your hubby taking shower together. That is absolutely romantic and would be included in the list of thing we enjoy. I am talking about you taking a shower and your spouse using the toilet at the same time. Men might be less sensitive about this topic while ladies, especially those who consider themselves clean freaks, find this awfully nasty. Whether you like it or not, some couples do this.
7.} “Bump” inspection.
This procedure involves examining your partner’s itchy and painful spots on his body. Usually it’s his back and there is no other way for him to see and figure out how to solve the problem. Playing a doctor for a few minutes is not an issue with me. I do this for my husband and I know that if something bothered me some day, he would do the same to help me.

8.) Have you ever "RIMMED" your spouse....if not swerve one side!


HAD TO HELP YOU AND SAVE PEOPLE'S WEEKEND MB'S

what are the most disgusting things you do TO your spouse?

missYuzedo, Yuzedo, Swegzfreak, BlackStallion etal over to you

I laughed when I saw the write up and said all these things mean nothing to most couples, really some of these things are just everyday stuffs. There are things that are more disgusting to try. I will give an example, a friend of mine started feeling pain in his anal ring and when the pain became to much he had to be operated. It happened that he had anal abcess and the abcess had to be opened up and drained. Now this problem is very common among men that sit for a long time in a year (men that have office jobs that only allows them sit for too long). After the operation his wife had to examine his anus every other day to make sure the incised region was open to keep draining the abcess for the 3 weeks that it drained and she had to keep inspecting his anus for the remaing 3 weeks till the wound healed. She told me and I quote "If I ever see the anus again, I think I will go just mad"
Those kind of situations, I will understand

OlamiB: I Just dnt know why broke guys wants to have a girlfriend too, before you start complaning let me quickly tell you am actually dating one
Guys jump into conclusion that girls dnt want to date a broke guy simply because he has nothing to offer financially, but this is not true in all cases, a girl that loves you sees Ɣ☺u in her future like her husband. She wants the best for you cos she sees Ɣ☺u in her future, a girl can date a broke guy but no girl will intentionally marry a broke man.
I love my broke boyfriend because firstly am not dating him for financial reason and 2ndly because I see a bright future in him, but one thing remain, I cnt marry him if he continues being broke.
I have stopped condemning girls that doesn't settle for less, there are so many disadvantages of dating a broke somebody
*talk about a boring relationship; when your female frnds are going places with their rich bf, Ɣ☺u r just there lying on his bed staring at each other's faces in his heated room.
*your frnds will not respect him; by the time your female frnds get to know about his brokeness the respect will just not be there anymore, girls love each other and they want the best for each other.
*he will always disgrace you; yes! This is most annoying, a little amount of money will cause fight between you two, imagine asking your broke bf to at least present himself in a wealthy way to impress your female frnds by buy provision or something for them will make him tear Ɣ☺u apart.
*he commands too much respect; this is funny, even rich guys that can afford to
Buy expensive things for their woman doesn't command as much as him, I guess this is done so Ɣ☺u won't disregard him.
*he will naturally look stingy to you; imagine asking your broke bf to help Ɣ☺u with #500 when he himself already has a plan for the only #1000 left with him, this is ridiculous because by the time he decides to impress you with 2000# Ɣ☺u won't just be feeling him anymore.
This is just a few of what I cn remember now, guys should note that their being financially okay brings a kind of hapiness to their gf/fiancé not only because of what they will enjoy from you but because they see their dream being fufilled tru Ɣ☺u,Ɣ☺u live in the best house, drive the best car and all tell me if ur partner won't be proud to show Ɣ☺u off.
I love my baby very much but as little as 100# can cause a misunderstanding btw us. God knows the kind of joy that will fill my heart the day he will be financially ok.
'it takes a real woman to date a broke guy and help him fufil his dream'
All this is written from the sadness of my heart.

I guess some GUyS don't understand me, I am only asking the guys to be rich for their own good not because of a leech gf/fiance. Nigerian men are quick to insult any girl that comes here to talk about money in a relationship. I am not after my BF's money or anything, his happiness is mine also and I know he will be happy by the time he is financially ok to cater for all his own needs and beyond.
If Ɣ☺u become financially successful it is your name that will be known not your wife's name talkless of a GF, that is why I used Dangote and ADenuga as example...how often do Ɣ☺u guys hear of Mrs dangote or Mrs adenuga? Is it as often as both men? NO! And in case the woman is as sucessful as the likes of omotola jalade, ngozi iweala their man is as successful as them.

U are still a child. If u werent then u will know that. ALl that glitters is not Gold. U will now that a poor man today may be rich tomorrow. U will know that it takes one person to make a dream but two people to fulfill it. U will know that live is making mistakes and learning from it. U will know that life is living forward and understanding backwards. U will know that the fulfillment of ones actions and toils are just as empty if one has no one to share it with. U will know that two heads are better than one. U will know that when u open ur mouth to spew rubbish sane Nler will put u straight.

small children, tata

slimfit1: What he lie ? Why do we hate people that speak the truth. We have lazy people ruling hard working people so who is the lazy person now. Think about it the joke is on you if you are been governed by a lazy person.  

He publicly admitted stealing your money what did we do we say he is mad. Do you know a lot us enjoy this suffering.

This tells u what a raving lunatic Amaechi is. RIvers elected a manic-depressive person for govenor. So he has finished fighting GEJ and PEJ and has now decided to take on the people of NIgeria. He should wait, his tenor is almost over and he will get what is coming to him

lonelydora: Owerri and Enugu cannot be compared. Enugu is far better than Owerri. BTW, I thought Rochas is working, with all the media hype. Chai, my beloved Owerri has turned into a riverine city like Bayelsa.

On what day or season of the year can enugu be better than owerri. look dont annoy me...

egift: As I stated, if the House fail to apply disciplinary measures anyone found to have collected bribe, the Police have the power to step in.

But the unfortunate part is that:
- Majority collected the bribe (as we saw in the voting pattern), they will do all they can to suppress the investigation.
- The Police that could step in are under the command of the alleged bribe giver.
- Even the IG of Police was screen by the House.
- Finally, with the level of corruption in all the 3 tiers of government, this may even be considered a drop in the ocean.

Summary, am not confident that anything will come out of this - considering the administration we have now.

but the police will rarely step in unless given directive by the executive...

ebloggers at it again, causing confusion since the beginning of internet...
give us link or u are a 4king liar....

Titilayodeji13: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/168685-boko-haram-is-nigerian-govts-ploy-to-cause-instability-atiku.html
A former Vice President of Nigeria, Atiku
Abubakar, said the Boko Haram crisis was
a deliberate ploy by the Goodluck
Jonathan-led Federal Government to
cause instability in the country for selfish
political reasons.
He disclosed this while speaking on the
Voice of America, Hausa Service on
Thursday.
“This thing (insurgency) almost came up
during our time but we crushed it
in less than a month. We have a military
that is known and respected the world
over for peace keeping.
“The military has the right leadership and
the required arms; they can end this
insurgency. But the government is
promoting this insurgency for selfish
reasons,” Mr. Abubakar said.
On whether he had the solution to end the
crisis if he became President, Mr.
Abubakar said that would not be
impossible as he had on one on one basis,
given advice to the Mr. Jonathan on how
to end the crisis but his advice were never
taken.
He insisted that the government should be
accused of complicity in the crisis which
had, for some time, appear to defy
solution.
He called on Nigerians to be united
against bad governance and terrorism.

it is not goes into a man that makes him unclean but rather what comes out of a man. By this statment Atiku has just confirmed he knows alot more about Boko Haram and he shuld be probbed

Yungwizzzy: Mr Op you may also like to check out these bible verses too

BTW I'm a Christian


1. "Kill those who are not
Christian or Jewish: You must
kill those who worship another
god. Exodus 22:20
..............................
2. Kill any friend or family that
worship a god that is different
than your own. Deuteronomy
13:6-10
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3. Kill all the inhabitants of any
city where you find people that
worship differently than you.
Deuteronomy 13:12-16
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4. Kill everyone who has
religious views that are
different than your own.
Deuteronomy 17:2-7
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5. Kill anyone who refuses to
listen to a priest. Deuteronomy
17:12-13
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6. Kill any false prophets.
Deuteronomy 18:20
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7. Any city that doesn’t receive
the followers of Jesus will be
destroyed in a manner even
more savage than that of
Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark
6:11
..............................
8. Matthew 10:34-36 - "Do not
think that I came to bring
peace on the earth; I did not
come to bring peace, but a
sword. 35 "For I came to set a
man against his father, and a
daughter against her mother,
and a daughter-in-lawagainst
her mother-in-law; 36 "...and a
man’s enemies will be the
members of his household."
..............................
9. Luke 12:51,52 - "Do you
suppose that I came to grant
peace on earth? I tell you, no,
but rather division; 52 "for
from now on five members in
one
household will be divided,
three against two, and two
against three..."
..............................
9. Luke 22:36- "And He said to
them, "But now, let him who
has a purse take it along,
likewise also a bag, and let him
who has no sword sell his robe
and buy one.


[size=35] RELIGION IS THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD!! [/size]

I agree completely with ur views on religion. I still believe in God but I don't practice any religion anymore.

Islam, a religion of peace...
Quran 9:123
ye who believe! Fight the unbelievers who are close to you, and let the m find harshness in you, and know that Allah is with those who fear Him.

يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا قَاتِلُوا الَّذِينَ يَلُونَكُمْ مِنَ الْكُفَّارِ وَلْيَجِدُوا فِيكُمْ غِلْظَةً ۚ وَاعْلَمُوا أَنَّ اللَّهَ مَعَ الْمُتَّقِينَ

Ya ayyuha allatheena amanoo qatiloo allatheena yaloonakum mina alkuffari walyajidoo feekum ghilthatan waiAAlamoo anna Allaha maAAa almuttaqeena

Quran 9: 29
Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His apostle nor acknowledge the religion of truth (even if they are) of the People of the Book until they pay the Jizya (tribute) with willing submission and feel themselves subdued.

قَاتِلُوا الَّذِينَ لَا يُؤْمِنُونَ بِاللَّهِ وَلَا بِالْيَوْمِ الْآخِرِ وَلَا يُحَرِّمُونَ مَا حَرَّمَ اللَّهُ وَرَسُولُهُ وَلَا يَدِينُونَ دِينَ الْحَقِّ مِنَ الَّذِينَ أُوتُوا الْكِتَابَ حَتَّىٰ يُعْطُوا الْجِزْيَةَ عَنْ يَدٍ وَهُمْ صَاغِرُونَ

Qatiloo allatheena la yuminoona biAllahi wala bialyawmi alakhiri wala yuharrimoona ma harrama Allahu warasooluhu wala yadeenoona deena alhaqqi mina allatheena ootoo alkitaba hatta yuAAtoo aljizyata AAan yadin wahum saghiroona

Quran 9:73
O Prophet! Strive hard against the unbelievers and the Hypocrites and be firm against them. Their abode is hell an evil refuge indeed.

يَا أَيُّهَا النَّبِيُّ جَاهِدِ الْكُفَّارَ وَالْمُنَافِقِينَ وَاغْلُظْ عَلَيْهِمْ ۚ وَمَأْوَاهُمْ جَهَنَّمُ ۖ وَبِئْسَ الْمَصِيرُ

Ya ayyuha alnnabiyyu jahidi alkuffara waalmunafiqeena waoghluth AAalayhim wamawahum jahannamu wabisa almaseeru

Quran 9:20
Those who believed (in the Oneness of Allah - Islamic Monotheism) and emigrated and strove hard and fought in Allah's Cause with their wealth and their lives are far higher in degree with Allah. They are the successful.

الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَهَاجَرُوا وَجَاهَدُوا فِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ بِأَمْوَالِهِمْ وَأَنفُسِهِمْ أَعْظَمُ دَرَجَةً عِندَ اللَّهِ ۚ وَأُولَٰئِكَ هُمُ الْفَائِزُونَ

Allatheena amanoo wahajaroowajahadoo fee sabeeli Allahi bi-amwalihimwaanfusihim aAAthamu darajatan AAinda Allahiwaola-ika humu alfa-izoon

Surah 4:74
So let those fight in the cause of Allah who sell the life of this world for the Hereafter. And he who fights in the cause of Allah and is killed or achieves victory - We will bestow upon him a great reward.

فَلْيُقَاتِلْ فِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ الَّذِينَ يَشْرُونَ الْحَيَاةَ الدُّنْيَا بِالْآخِرَةِ ۚ وَمَن يُقَاتِلْ فِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ فَيُقْتَلْ أَوْ يَغْلِبْ فَسَوْفَ نُؤْتِيهِ أَجْرًا عَظِيمًا

Falyuqatil fee sabeeli Allahiallatheena yashroona alhayata addunyabil-akhirati waman yuqatil fee sabeeli Allahifayuqtal aw yaghlib fasawfa nu/teehi ajran AAatheema

Surah 4:89
They wish you would disbelieve as they disbelieved so you would be alike. So do not take from among them allies until they emigrate for the cause of Allah . But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them and take not from among them any ally or helper.

مِنْهُمْ أَوْلِيَاءَ حَتَّىٰ يُهَاجِرُوا فِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ ۚ فَإِن تَوَلَّوْا فَخُذُوهُمْ وَاقْتُلُوهُمْ حَيْثُ وَجَدتُّمُوهُمْ ۖ وَلَا تَتَّخِذُوا مِنْهُمْ وَلِيًّا وَلَا نَصِيرًا

Waddoo law takfuroona kama kafaroofatakoonoona sawaan fala tattakhithoo minhumawliyaa hatta yuhajiroo fee sabeeliAllahi fa-in tawallaw fakhuthoohum waqtuloohumhaythu wajadtumoohum wala tattakhithoominhum waliyyan wala naseera

Surah 9:5
And when the sacred months have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakah, let them [go] on their way. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.

فَإِذَا انسَلَخَ الْأَشْهُرُ الْحُرُمُ فَاقْتُلُوا الْمُشْرِكِينَ حَيْثُ وَجَدتُّمُوهُمْ وَخُذُوهُمْ وَاحْصُرُوهُمْ وَاقْعُدُوا لَهُمْ كُلَّ مَرْصَدٍ ۚ فَإِن تَابُوا وَأَقَامُوا الصَّلَاةَ وَآتَوُا الزَّكَاةَ فَخَلُّوا سَبِيلَهُمْ ۚ إِنَّ اللَّهَ غَفُورٌ رَّحِيمٌ

Fa-itha insalakha al-ashhuru alhurumufaqtuloo almushrikeena haythu wajadtumoohum wakhuthoohumwahsuroohum waqAAudoo lahum kulla marsadinfa-in taboo waaqamoo assalatawaatawoo azzakata fakhalloo sabeelahum innaAllaha ghafoorun raheem

Surah 9:73
O Prophet, fight against the disbelievers and the hypocrites and be harsh upon them. And their refuge is Hell, and wretched is the destination.

يَا أَيُّهَا النَّبِيُّ جَاهِدِ الْكُفَّارَ وَالْمُنَافِقِينَ وَاغْلُظْ عَلَيْهِمْ ۚ وَمَأْوَاهُمْ جَهَنَّمُ ۖ وَبِئْسَ الْمَصِيرُ

Ya ayyuha annabiyyu jahidialkuffara walmunafiqeena waghluthAAalayhim wama/wahum jahannamu wabi/sa almaseer

Abagworo: Orsu dialect.
Respect is reciprocal. Its not pleasant to hear that such thing happened and I can't keep quiet when someone is being maltreated.

U know ur geography well. Yes all the anambra villages and Imo villages around there speak similar dialect.

thwarrior72: That can't be iseke, or u are not efficient in writing igbo

i speak it better than i write it. Learnt as an adult from my cousins

Unemadu: Nwanne what dialect is this?

Iseike!! The last amanbra town going to Imo. What dialect is urs?