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U wish

phlemzy:
If only APC could hand its presidential ticket to an individual other than Buhari, a better contest could be assured.

Why are u bothering ya head. If APC don't know by now that buhari is not sellable, why break ya head 4 them. Am kind of glad cos it makes it easier 4 Alhaji Janadaft GEJ.

powerblaze:
All this writeup and no pictures?!

Is it pix u are talking about. What of what these locals are doing to the environment. Have u asked urself what uncontrolled mining would cause like erosion due to deforestation, landslides e.t.c. Besides who owns claims to those lands thsee people are digging on?

scobaba:
I'm currently in Milan Italy for a training(job related). All the while I had been getting along with all my colleagues from other countries around the world.

On wednesday, I got called out while in the middle of a group work presentation.
The lady 'politely' announced to the whole class I had to be excused for a few minutes for 'ebola awareness'.

By the time I came back to class 20minutes later....i had no friend again.

I later complained to the training organisers and the lady came back next day to explain to the class, it was nothing serious, just a little. Chit chat required with all 'ebola countries' participants, but for wier, the harm had already been done.....everybody avoided me, except the Angola and Ghana participants.

The Ebola stigma for Nigeria, is still very much out there.

only if u let it get to u. If ur colleges avoid u, u avoid them too. I no fit shout cos I no send them.

Aniroly:
I saw this thread this evening https://www.nairaland.com/1944056/nominate-best-nairalander-section-month
and i know there are some users here who are so annoying or worst troll (they may not be annoying in real life, some are just really cool people and just decided to be annoying here for the fun~believe me if they are not annoying this place wouldn't be interesting)

so this is my pick
Andyblaze
boiledcorn
spacegoat
krall

*modified*
yungwizzy
trollman
Liability



so whats your pick

Dont annoy anyone please, just for the fun of it

Ur list can nefa be complete without Musiwa

SirShymex:
While others are sending soldiers to fight Ebola, the little Island of Cuba has done more than other countries combined, in helping Africa to fight Ebola.

The legacy of Che Guavara, and the connection between Cuba and Africa.

Viva la Cuba!

I corrected ur post

musicwriter:
Dear Nairalanders,

Since 3 days now I've been having this sad feeling seeing a knife on the neck of president Goodluck Jonathan. Almost the same feeling I was having when I was seeing TB Joshua crying on my face. I had wanted to write to SCOAN but hesitated. But I posted it here at https://www.nairaland.com/1814853/satan-kingdom-fall-son

I do not want to keep things to myself anymore because experience tells me when I see this type of stuff it almost always come to pass. That's why I'm posting this.

Today, I'm seeing a sharp knife on the neck of Jonathan.

Does anybody on this forum know the president?. Please let him fire everybody that is so close enough to him that they're capable of killing him with a knife. Or, could this be the death of a former president or a big political wig?. This's very bizarre and I just feel as alarmed.

Please let's save the president. It's very important and urgent, please!.

NB: I'm no political rat. I do not belong to PDP or APC and I'm not against you, no matter which you belong.

Janjaw.eed will stop at nothing to destroy GEJ. Abeg stop janjaweeding.

ROSSIKE:
Dangote To Invest $12b In Nigerian Economy


https://businessnews.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dangote-Aliko.jpg

The President, Dangote Group, Aliko Dangote has said he will invest $12bn in Nigeria’s economy.

This was contained in a statement felicitating with Muslims on the Sallah celebration. He expressed his firm belief in the Nigerian economy.

He said that of the $12b, $2.3 billion would be invested in sugar and rice production in Adamawa State to create about 180,000 jobs and combat terrorism in the North-East.

He said that the Nigerian atmosphere is good for business and that he wouldn't have invested in the country if he didn’t believe that.

While wishing all Muslims a spiritually rewarding festival, Dangote described the current situation in the country as a passing phase. He urged Nigerians not to allow themselves to be overwhelmed by despair but to be determined and courageous.

“It is high time Nigerians rededicated themselves and maintained the virtues, without which the country would continue to wander hopelessly, ” he added.


http://newswirengr.com/2014/10/05/dangote-to-invests-12b-in-nigeria-economy/

This news is old. Dangote has also said thru his DM of Dangote groups that they gave retracted their intentions of investing 12 billion in nigeria but would rather invention about 2 billion in Nigeria and then will invest an undisclosed amout into Tanzanian mining operations.

pryd:
Hey, okay so I stumbled upon a post on FP centered around side chicks and sorts. Being really free at work today; slouched in my seat, there was ample space and time to permit a rambling on the discourse. Perhaps for the purpose of banter or some #realTalk, now I proceed to put my keypad to words.

ANITA is a side chick to 5 guys which includes John. I guess she believes in diversity and variety lol. You can call her a professional side chick...hmmm baby oku.




JULIET is John's main chick and only John. Although she doesn't see a future with John but she loves him with everything she calls her soul...awwwwww sweet innit?




Few years after graduation, Anita and Juliet find themselves both single at 29.
Anita runs a boutique, perhaps a subtle reward for many rugged years in the Chick industry.
Juliet hasn't changed much, she has a job - the typical make I dey commot for house job- and still remains a wife material. Her life is far from miserable, far from satisfaction. Moreso, she doesn't shop at Anita's boutique, too pricey for her monthly alerts.



Moral: until he puts a ring on it, you might just be a side chick. It's not by title, it's by reward. Whatever you do, make the most out of it. #peace #phewww

Have u completely lost ur grip on morally and what is right to 4get that though there are many fishes in the sea not all of them are sharks.

AndyBlazePenis:
Good evening NL'ers, pls i need ur advice on an issue...
Am priviledge to be an instrument in God's hand, so i
went for a ministration in a white-garment church
one day nd i met a lady who collected my number as
to be my frnd... Later she started to create feelins for
me nd she made it known to me, she knows my
fiancee nd as time goes on she said 'I knw u wont
marry me, buh atleast let me have a kid for you...' i
went mute for days over d talk nd i later resolved to
lettin her off my path as soon as possible especially
wen my God revealed to me dat she is not mine....
Ever since then she has been takin my name around
to use force on me to marry her at all cost nd also
workin tirelessly to see dat I nd my fiancee splits-up...
I thank God for the grace HE has given me:... Pls pals
should i pay her back with her evil-act or just let her
be..... Mind u I told my fiancee all about d girl:.....


#BITG

Since ur story sounds incomplete. I have 2 ask u one question. Did u sleep with her, touch her, handle her or see her naked. Only these things will give a woman confidence to do what she is doing.

Superstar007:
Correspondents*

U know what I meant. Simple.

adonbilivit:
lol...all the best sha

I would be interested if they are looking for foreign correspondents

Demdem:
[[s]quote author=drnoel post=27015729]
So u are still bent on insults and not take well meant correction. When an unruly child refuses to listen. He will be beaten to make him hear word. I don't want to be hard on u but don't push me.I will leave u to ur kind cos I don't have time for this ur bullshit. I got to work. So good bye to bad rubbish.[/s]

Fool, all these blab for what exactly? U still want to justify jonaadaft corruption?

Bad rubbish

So many eediots on Nairaland

Demdem:

Fool, u are nothing but a piece of shit. I trample on ur kind daily.eternal fool for justifying jonaadaft corruption. My dog is even better than ur kind.

So u are still bent on insults and not take well meant correction. When an unruly child refuses to listen. He will be beaten to make him hear word. I don't want to be hard on u but don't push me.I will leave u to ur kind cos I don't have time for this ur bullshit. I got to work. So good bye to bad rubbish.

Demdem:

Fool, u can only deceive ur miserable likes but not sane folks. Surely this is an after thought after the third or fourth post. What ur post implied was clear, shove ur denial back into ur arse. Oponu.

There he goes again. Insulting his betters. I weep for Nigerians when children don't learn respect. Have wasted time replying ur stupidity. Janja.weeding is not safe 4 nigeria

Curlieweed:
It's those silly spell check programs. Try writing "Oregun" and see what happens.

Whatever!!!

ISpiksDaTroof:
Good lord, not only is he a d*ummy, but he's also illiterate to boot.

Wonders shall never cease then again anyone is free to run their trap talking bullshit. It has been entertaining but there is always an end to all jokes, an end to all misyearns. It's so so so sad the kind of breeds of youngsters in our present country. Children like u need tutoring so they won't turnout into ruffians or worse used as political thugs.

ISpiksDaTroof:
Hahaha hahaha did Oregon suddenly move to Nigeria, you Damn dreamer? I don't understand losers like yourself that suffer like stray dogs but deceive yourselves till eternity. Even stray dogs out here get treated and taken care of than the Govt better than your Govt treats you, even though you walk on two legs.

Hahhahahhahahahhaaha, who said anything about Oregon U really have made my day with ur funny jokes. U really are a charlatan. Enjoy ur naija and no electricity.

ISpiksDaTroof:
what the hell is "bier"? And I bet whatever it is that you're drinking is warmer than hell because you got no electricity.

U wish. I know u use generator 2 charge ur scrappy fone to send this ur scrappy messages. There are places where there is 24 hrs electricity where one does not need to wait in line to change ones fone. My black beer was really cold my pizza very hot but that's not ur business. I am bored with this conversation. Enjoy ur life, but know there are people who are ur seniors. Bye.

Demdem:
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Fool, this senseless post of urs can never erase the foolishness u displayed earlier. Obj was corrupt, so jonaadaft must be. What a foolish talk.

U see I knew u really think with ur ass not ur head. I never said cos OBJ was corrupt then GEJ is also. Janja.weed still causing confusion even from the beginning of times. Pray why so much hatred 4 things ur little brain finds hard to comprehend?

Demdem:

Fool, Ffuck apc. Don't give a damn about them. Much more concerned about the stupidity u just displayed here. Useless goat, how dare u justify jonaadaft corruption because obj was corrupt?

That's u saying it not me. When u understand things upside down just cos u think with ur ass and nor ur head. How should that be my problem? Are u sure u are really not an APC stooge.

Demdem:

Will ur shut ur trap. Must jonaadaft administration be corrupt at all? So because obj was corrupt, the otuokpe fool must also be right? Oponu.

More APC stooges. U think insults get things done then u really must be dumber than ur handle.

ISpiksDaTroof:
Now you're just being a troll, wasting time, electricity, diesel and megabytes when you could be using it to add something valuable to your life. Why don't you do something useful like go online and see how others your age in well run countries are living their lives and try to demand your Govt provides same for you?

Or just go watch po*rn if you got nothing else to do?

For ur correction am home after a hard day at work enjoying my wireless Internet, drinking a bottle of black bier and eating pizza. I added value to other people's lives today 4 which am glad just like I will add value to ur life by converting u from ur APC ideologies. About my acting like a troll, I don't know anything about that but then again. U would know a troll won't u cos ur probably of the same race.

ISpiksDaTroof:
Seriously, why the hell do you kids have to sound so stu*pid all the damn time?!

Just cos ur APC bosses are frustrating u doesn't make it right to insult ur seniors.

ISpiksDaTroof:
You clearly have no idea.

GEJ is the most corrupt President Nigeria--- probably Africa--- has ever seen!

Really? Ur bosses in APC must be working overtime. Janja.weed all the way cos u people can't get the presidency in 2015.

ayukdaboss:

1) Please do you really mean Nigeria becoming the largest economy in Africa is a valid reason to vote the most corrupt administration in Nigeria chaired by GEJ back into power? Wow! Nigerians truly don't know their rights...have you ever sat down to outline how that status has affected your life as a Nigerian? You'll notice that it has barely done so. It has just watered the already fat 'bellies' of our ever thieving politicians.

Even if Nigeria had the largest economy in the world we wouldn't experience any positive change in the country's status quo. Why? Because it'll just be a case of more money for our politicians to steal afterall our President boldly said "Stealing is not corruption".

2) What the fork is SURE-P and please do tell how it has affected your life positively as a Nigerian?

PS: We have to vote this corrupt government out of power next year.

This is bias talking. GEJ administration is not as corrupt as OBJ's so what the he'll are u talking about. Have u 4 gotten how OBJ and his boys were acting g with impunity. Well from ur write up it is now officially known that Nigerians have short term memory loss

MissMeiya:
There is a difference between a typographical error and a grammatical one. The former is accidental and can be overlooked. The latter is a sign of ignorance.

Ur come backs are fast but won't save u. I assure u. Remember this is NL. U won't stand what u are looking 4 I assure u.

MissMeiya:
And so it begins. No offense, but the grammar one uses is a significant demostration of one's intelligence. So far, I'm not impressed.

Hahhahahhahahahhaaha, fine since u have decided to play the grammar card. Make ure u don't make any mistakes when u type. Make sure u re-edit whatever shit u write cos u have just woken the sleeping giant and I won't spare u once I return.