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maynation: who??

Onila didn't make ur first 10 list. She really must then be a bushmeat like some guys here say.

maynation: ladies and gentlemen!! Morning to yu HALL.


Ave tried checking some Display pictures here and Ave seen some Handsome and Beautiful ladies and guyz.

So Ave decided to share them so they would know they are awesomely built. Cuties are to be celebrated not like it's easy to be cute . MY LIST THO.

My list goes thus alphabetically.




LADIES IST.
*) Cococandy
https://www.nairaland.com/cococandy

*) Dreyjacs
https://www.nairaland.com/dreyjacs

*) Dazzlingbeau
https://www.nairaland.com/dazzlingbeau

*) Farano
https://www.nairaland.com/farano

*) folly65
https://www.nairaland.com/folly65

*) ivyy
https://www.nairaland.com/ivyy

*) Missmossy
https://www.nairaland.com/missmossy

*) Rokiatu
https://www.nairaland.com/rokiatu

*) Sehindemi
https://www.nairaland.com/sehindemi

*) Sexipea
https://www.nairaland.com/sexipea

*) Titiluvly
https://www.nairaland.com/titiluvly

*) Vhickky
https://www.nairaland.com/vhickky

IF YOU ARE NOT THE ONE ON UR DP THUNDeR FIRE U

Na wah ooh. U mean even Onila didn't make ur first 10 list. She really must then be a bushmeat like some guys here say.

3cycle: As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed.

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known.
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?

If a guy has hung his boot. Then he has hung his boot. It's that simple. I wonder why ladies don't get that? ?? Guy are direct when it comes to hanging theirs boots. My one cent advice is brush it off and move, after all the wooing game was never easy and u can imagine what insults men receive when they try wooing a lady cos u don see some of am.

farano: Ok let me go straight to d point...lol tho not funny. This morning in a public transport, a guy sitting next to me was romancing my lap in a coded manner I was like 'wtf?!' Immediately the guy said ssssshhhhhh and handed his phone to me to enter my contact. I refused to collect the phone. So he wrote his number on a piece of paper and gave it to me and whispered "call me and send your account number too". I got very angry that I gave him a hot slap. What an insult! People were curious to know what went wrong. I didn't say a word and he didn't too.

Why do some men behave like this

Cowgirl na desperado
Konji na bastard

But they are still not tye world silliest people. Another set won that round

baralatie: what will happen if name lie

if it must happen, then it will happen. u cant force it

Leetunechi: niqqa,do i knw u

Who goes there? U be mobile policeman?

BoiledCorn: op na mugu

A really mumu

obinalihe: GROUP WANTS GOV T.A ORJI T DECLARE HIS INTEREST FOR SENATE

Ahead of the 2015 general elections, a political group in Abia state, PDP Stakeholders Network says Gov. Theodore Orji’s achievements have intimidated his opponents out of the race for the Abia Central senate seat.
In a chat with newsmen in Umuahia, the group represented by its state Chairman, Goodluck Ibem, Chairman ; Public Relations Officer, Marcus Ngozi; among others, the group described the governor as the most qualified person for the seat and appealed to him to declare his interest before the end of the second week of the month of September,2014.
The group further stated that it has adopted the governor for the position because of his sterling achievements which liberation of the state from family domination and idolatry remains the most outstanding.
“Gov. Theodore Orji’s achievements have intimidated opponents of the race for the Abia Central senate seat. As at today, nobody has declared interest to run against the governor. We are appealing to him to contest for the position because he remains the most qualified person to represent Abia Central zone at the senate in 2015. We have chronicled his achievements and enduring legacies in the administration of Abia state and have endorsed him for the senate. The achievements such as building of health centres in all communities of the state, empowerment of over 5,000 youths, construction of international conference centre, construction of new government house; among others, points to the fact that Gov. Orji has laid a solid foundation for the state. He is the Moses who will take us to the Promised Land. We are appealing to you to represent us at the Senate for more enduring legacies.”
The group threatened to embark on a two million man protest march in Umuahia if the governor refuses to declare his interest in the position before the second week of September 2014.
“We have resolved that if you do not heed to our request to declare his interest before second week of September, we will mobilize a two million man protest march and will not rest until he agrees to run,” the group threatened.

This is the joke of the century

Orikinla:
Thank God na amorality and not immorality.

Look up the dictionary meaning and come and tell us which one is worse.

urhoboman: So u were holding hand with a married woman and displaying love in public? SMH.

One goat head for u. That is the height of amorality.

naija chikas na wah 4 una

bukatyne: Very insightful post

tell em

the circle of life has turned and women are now the very confused ones who dont know what they want....

MissYuzedo: well i met dis new guy in transcorp hilton
he is so cute---- he has cars --a doctor by profession
he is evrything in a man but but but
he is a dwarf
em em em he is taller dan aki and paw paw-
he asked me to date him--cos of money i accpetd
we have been on for 6 months now
and guess wat he is proposing
em em em i dont know if i love him cos i gat phobia
or love
ma paerten might not accpet him ooo
but em em personall how will marry a dwarf chiee
do u all think marrying a dwarf is normal

#bITG

Will tell u a true life story of a friend of mine. A doctor who is only 5 ft tall. Kept meeting girls taller then him 5 ft 1 inches girls sef dey boot the guy. A very nice guy, was free with money cos he had but when it comes to being serious all the girls would run away. To the extend one girl stood him up on the alter, the other gilted him for anoda man cos of his height the one he really wanted called him short. All these girls that gilted him came grawling back to him but he was married by then. WHen the all came back, it didnt matter to them then that he was short, or too black or too bush. They all wanted a made man that would give them a home but it was too late then,...such is life. I have met women who are far taller then their husbands. Nigerian woman are just....

Ogonimilitant: My friend from Imo state Orlu
told me in confidence that rochas is intentionally
borrowing money left and right to develope orlu
using Imo funds.

He said he is from Orlu. That the plan is for Rochas to
use Imo state Funds to finance and Develope their new capital of
Njaba state which is in orlu so that they will not have to use their money
to do that in Njaba state.

He said that was the reason why massive construction is going on
there using Imo state resources as he knows that the state will soon com.

I want to get the real picture from Imo people. is this true?

this is beer parlour yearns

What's the name of the movie

ITbomb: You will live long.
A friend is planning on packaging it alongside his other products (plantain and potato chips) but he couldn't get someone who could prepare it well

It can be packaged. Someone already packaged agege bread in England so it can be done. There are many Nigerian's eagerly awaiting what to package. U just need to find em.

senate barring that thief el rufai does not exernorate them. what of lawangate? why is he still holding public office? Abeg charity begins at home. Their corrupt collegue should be dealt with first b4 anyother persons

Sophyrocks: Seriously, i dnt know what to say here.#Puts hand under jaw#

Same as me, didn't know what to tell him

deeobserver209: Though I disagree with some of the resolutions in the document, I still believe when implemented religiously will usher in a New Nigeria.
It's up to the National Assembly to do what is needed of them.

To do the needful

All the ignoramuses in the house, I greet u people. I am also one of u guys, in the sense of the fact that I am also ignorant of an answer to this question.

Pls a friend of mine confided in me about his wife. He said whenever he has an argument with his wife and ignores her for a period, she hates it. She also starts ignoring him till none of them would even remember the reason behind their ignoring themselves. This has happened a few times in the past. He said the last time she really upset him that he was so angry that when he shouted at her she slapped him so he slapped he back. He said he expected her to be mad but the next minute she jumped on him and as he was expecting her to rain punches on him she was kissing him
So my question goes, how does one handle a spouse like this. He asked me this question and I opened my mouth but didn't know what to advice the young man. NLer over to u guys.

cos u be military man

Since these foolish people decided to share every state in half to form a new state. My cousin here with me just asked why they didn't also share FCT.

Satan is already a Muslim and also a Christian so WTF is this abokii talking about?

chucs: .

Good

chucs: And just look at someone who called himself an adult. Grow up child and get a life cuz it sucks to be you..People like you are the problems we have in this country...I don't have the time to trade words with traitor like you.

U are the one trading words with yasef. Ignorance is a disease.

muami: The CPC Chairman Tony Momoh has been denied a UK Visa by the UK Embassy on the ground that he does not have an established presence or strong ties to Nigeria. Furthermore, he could not prove to the Embassy through a bank statement that he has enough money to maintain and adequately accomodate himself whilst in the UK.

No wonder he is very willing to join Osama Bin Buhari to destroy Nigeria since obviously he has nothing to lose.



http://www.nigeriapoliticsonline.com/theContent.aspx?page_id=3&id=623

Op shame to u. Its only in nigeria that simplicity is called stupidity and neopism is hailed as the light. Shame on all nigerian who have this mentality espcially those on NL starting with u OP.