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imperioux: And that's an Anaconda?!

Nairaland is full of crap.

U are full of zhit. Tell us, do anacondas fall from the skies. B4 they get to that size in ur pix don't they grow like every other animal? Really illiteracy on NL is appalling.

Raypawer: just stumbled on youtube during lunch time in office and I saw this... fight..

Anaconda vs Mongoose and the small Mongoose won the fight.. I was actually astonished..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AaOK9m8Dds

To watch

Na wah ooh, so every nuke and crazy of the north this mad people throw bomb. That means they want to kill Buhari, aber let me hear word.

Brought tears to ma eyes

....but u didnt it, even to ur own admittance. U did it...

define the phrase "fast girls"

so he kept a dairy where he calculate the GDP at the end of the year to see how much his gain is in the relationship. I have finally seen it all.

Ma broda once bitten twice shy besides it depends on the man and his situation

Dr's done suffer this won way this fool begin talk to them like u speak to an unruly child

alutacontinua: He should explain to both of them and involve them in his decision making.

mistake, his wife will never let him 4get it. Women are vengeful.

U talk well

naij28: I am 27 years old ,manager of my Uncle's company here in Lagos(name withheld) . i first met my employee's girlfriend/Fiancee when we had a company picnic outing which my uncle had organized for the company staffs .she's (24 and he is 29). we exchanged numbers. ever since then,I have been fucking her . she sometimes visits and brings lunch for her boyfriend . we chat and joke around in the lunch room while her boyfriend is also there. all of my employees are afraid of me I can be very Serious ,I even use my belt on them when i get uncontrollably angry . once I kick her boyfriend and the other staffs back to work after lunch ,I invite her back into my office for sexual intimacy .
her boyfriend recently found my name on her phone and called my number. I got really pissed at him and brushed it off with an excuse . I even threatened to sack him . I made him scared by telling him that I have a gun and have my Boys that could beat him up etc . I was so furious and pissed , he begged me not to be angry. The next day his fiance brought him Food. after lunch,I sent him and the other staffs back to work and his girlfriend went with me back into my office.
He recently came and knocked on my office door to ask for my assistance at the warehouse ,His girlfriend was in my office . I went outside my office without fully opening the door . when I got to the warehouse I was angry and used my belt on him for mishandling the machine . I fixed the problem and went back to my office to continue with his fiancee .
He still seems a little bit suspicious but too afraid to confront me about it because I am known to be very mean and no-nonsense Boss.
deep down inside I feel a Little guilty.

U are a verry big [size=38pt]fooooooooooooooooool[/size]

Wale112: i have noticed this a number of times.its mostly the very ugly nigerian girls who put on airs
u try to be polite to them and them dey think say na toast u dey try to toast them.they are so arrogant and full of themselves.the other day i saw this naija girl with k-leg and duck eyes and i as i was trying to say hello to her she just snapped at me and opened her duck eyes at me saying, "shuo! wetin u wan dey disturb me for".i was taken aback.imagine this ugly lookin duck eyed naija chick snapping at me because i was just saying goodmorning to her.abeg some of u wowo naija girls too dey arrogant

Bros sorry, the girl wowo but she done carry u shine. She dished u with all her wowoness...Sorry eh! dooo

Goldenboy007: It goes both ways my brother ! The girls too have dissed the ugly guys ! At that time if I jam chic that I know hard pass me, I don't decieve myself o! I go "ex" myself before she "ex'ed" me ! As they say - Sabi yourself no be abuse ! ! Out of all the types of chics, Port Harcourt chic's are the strangest ! They don't waste time with their money demand o ! There was one we have not settled for 10 minutes to talk o she started crying that her sister had been arrested by her debtors because she owed N150k ! Walahi I weak ! I thought i was in home video set up o ! ! As Lagos boy me sef opened up o! Told her straight to stop it if na play o ! Kai ! Girls! They are such wonderful God's creation !

Well said ma broda but on anoda hand my irritation is not with u guys but with some of our pals. Yea girls diss guys too, that one I sabi wella cos have been in such situation too. I remember some years way back before I wedded. I remember some of my pals then telling me about one beauty like that that tgey said would suite me since I bin dey find gf then. I had had a long list of callers but nothing steady, I was trying to remove my playings boots but the ladies no allow me. I kept meeting girls that just wanted to have fun. So some of my pals, a couple set me up on a blind date, a foursome with them. They had told me the girl was very choosy and had rejected all the guys they had set up. They told me she was looking 4 a hunk to which I didnt fit in though but I wasnt a write off in that aspect. I had arrived with the couple and got talking after ordering drinks and as we were there the so called beauty arrived andmy jaw dropped. She was as fat as a slob. I so vexed for my pals for wasting my time, I was also mad at the stereotyped notion that Caucasians have that africans like fat women. Come see as the fat lady put me for litmus test, just dey fire questions like say she be tyra banks. Anyway I just held my peace till we left her. When we got out of the resturant, my pals told me she liked me and was dying to meet me again. I just warned them off with really bad language, told them I liked mygirls slim and that I was disappointed with their taste. I didnt insult the lady, she called me a couple of times and tried to build some kind of friendship but lost interest when I told her I wasnt going to date her.

All people insulting those innocent ladies should be very careful. Its not their fault that they are the way they are, abi no be God create them. So the lady was not as u expected so what, its either u go with her or u don't. Pls make una respect our naija sister, ugly, fine or not, respect everyone like u would want to be respected.

u have too much time on ur hand

packman: [size=20pt]YOUR QUESTION IS SO DUMB & POINT OF CORRECTION NOT ALL SUCCESSFUL MEN.....MAY BE THE SUCCESSFUL MEN YOU MINGLE WITH...
LIKE EMEKA AND WALE....

EVERY MAN WITH HIS CHARACTER.........[/size]

Pointed noted but without ur dumb insults. Still its not about emeka and wole or the guys I mingle with. I myself am happily married and have been for sometimes. Next time try and answer a question constructively no matter how stupid u think the question is or ur answer will be without resorting to insults.ediot.

Serious

A friend of mine didn't go after his babe, who later became his wife. But u need to see the two of them, she be like in second half.

MrZin: I feel in d hrt of a man, when a woman shows him she likes him when he makes moves and then resist a lil. He feels a certain respect and admiration for her even after every with her, as long as she doesn't stink...

Bullshit, speak for yasef

Tymax: If a lady makes a man SUFFER emotionally and/or physically before she agrees to be his, let her just make sure she is worth it every blessed day. If the dude eventually finds out that she is worth less than the value she projected, he will feel cheated. He will say in his heart: "So I suffered and endured all of that poo poo for this? This is all there is to her?"

She will appear to have short-changed him. And heaven save her if he is vindictive.

Ladies love to appear hard to get but they have a propensity to overdo things. Moderation is key. Let the chase be fun and not gloom for a brother.

Rationalise the rubbish all u want but most men are not built like that. I never value girls that give me tough time. I always feel a need to revenge so I dump them after getting to second base. But girls that didn't give me thought time I dated the longest. But this was before I met my wife so I have hung my boot.

BRAV0O: She saw it last on the 13th of june, last month after counting 28 days which suppose to have fall btwn lastweek thursday/saturday... We still can't find it .... Should I demand explanation on where she kept it ?

U will find it were u kept it

Tallesty1: Some of the things you said are nothing but the truth and the rest are just lies. I wanted to ignore them, because maybe you just used them to spice your story but they are too many to be ignore.
This particular lie got me crying, now I'm trying to deny that the cost of dowry is expensive in some places like IMO state but you don't generalize it. And i'm sure it is not even up to that in Imo state. With 75k you will able to do all the needful in Nsukka. Tell any youg man you know that I ll personaly refund him his money if the expenses involved exceeds 75k.
I do not have any problem whatsoever with inter-tribal or even inter-racial marriages, but it is alarming to know that several Igbo men are now fleeing their own kind just because they are no longer affordable.Another lie, guys from the place that the cost of dowry is cheap still do come to Igbo-land to marry. And for your info, the states(like Imo state) that give list have a different list for strangers. So it is not expensive for the Imolites. Some married guys in that state have not touched 1mil in their life and yet they are married with kids, so how come.
The poor man as I recalled was from Imo state and back then, the high cost of dowry and wine-carrying was limited to Imo State and a handful of other enclaves. Not anymore, ask any young Igbo man wishing to marry today and they will tell you how terrified they are just from thinking about these prohibitive costs in any part of Igboland. I have not been to all the states but I can tell you with assurance that it is not so In Enugu. My elder bro married from Ogbunike in Anambra state and it is not so there.
There are truths in your post but the lies out-numbered them. They are way too much.

Now I too would have avoided ur comments but they were mostly to outlandish that I needed to correct certain wrong premises. Pls if u call a state be wise enof to say we're in the state. I know many pals that married their wives from Imo state and they tell me they didn't spend upto 100 thousand for both dowry and the event wine carrying event proper. About the traditional wedding, that depends on the kind of ceremony the organisers are hoping for but they rarely come cheap in Nigeria. Now, I schooled in Abia and I know for a fact that marrying an Ngwa lady is usually very expensive cos I helped a friend organise his wedding some years ago. At a time we his men in black/wedding organisers pressured him to bust marrying the lady cos we were already running into collective debts that were already very heavy. The groom had to sit his wife to be down and told her and her people off before they removed 60% of what they were initially insisting on which were irrelevant.

jenny2007: I was with him for almost three years on and off. we were in different cities during the duration of the relationship but with regular visits. this man mistreated me, i was never happy with him, in fact its the worst relationship i have ever had. theres nothing that he didnt do to me except physically assaulting me, still i stayed with him praying everyday that he will change. i'm a pretty lady and i always getting attention from guys yet i remained faithful to him despite the distance. all of sudden he cut contact with me and i decided not to bother to ask him why becos i had had enough myself. ex started calling me again though i didnt answer his calls. a month later i saw pictures of his wedding online, the girl he married is someone i had found out that he was cheating on me with in the past , though he denied it back then. she was even pregnant on their wedding day, i was shocked when i saw the pictures and cried my heart out. after his marriage i found some information about this man which i never knew before , he is a niger-delta militant with 2 babymammas who he beats at the silighest provocation. this is someone that told me he deals in oil and gas o. now this same man has started calling me and begging me to forgive him for the way he treated me while we were together and that i should mention anytin that i want and he will do for me, whether monetarily or not. i told him to go to hell with his pleading and money, however my friends are advising me to whatever he offers me and leave him. what should u i do?

Have u heard of the "greek gift", ma sister its best u stay out if u manage to get out. Once u accept any greek girft ur own done finish. U said it urself, na niger delta militant.

what a lot of bullshit for such a long write up. I have gone after chicks with just a scrappy bathroom sleepers on my feet. Its all about the two people in question. abi no be so?

look at these foolish people giving themselves headache over issue that dont bother the people concerned

French is boring, I would rather speak scandanavian or Dutch

hardknocks: Iyabo Obasanjo[s][/s]

The thread said beautiful and u are calling Iyabo that has her fathers looks

sluvy4tune: I think you are the real crook, that you look truth in the eye and turn the other way.

Really, I nefa thought u were an amaechi sympathizer but its all adding up now. Go and tell ur masters that we will stand for truth not lies and decite.

Odilafta: You are not buying a phone for her because you are not her father then leave her ''inner orange''skin and packaging because you are not her husband

?..and the winner go3s to Odilafta,....yeeeeaaaas, pls take a bow for the best advice of the year award.

Stupid Stupid stupid