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I'll do nothing!
If you're interested in her, just comply!

herald9: SOMEONE HAS BEEN BUSY BREAKING ONE OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS...


THO I CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE

It's the 12th that he broke, which says 'Thou shalt not trespass! '

All tracks of the musical taliban called 'Fela'!!

Gbade60: no b dis one ooo na Jim iyke do dis one ooo

Okkkkkkk!



Na that one wey Tonto Dike come die abi?

Are you sure?
If I try these things and Farano and Ekaette still no gree, I go sack you and Oga Seun ooo! !

Bros! Person dey control your button!







I'm sorry!!

BEWARE
This space is not for sale!

I know this movie!







Kanayo O Kanayo follow act am abi...

icebebe: First things first, what you must know is that people are
different. The way you respond to sex is not the same way
your partner does.
The first thing that should come to your mind is "How does
my partner enjoy sex?" Try to find this out then work towards
it.
Be open and always ask him/her questions. Sometimes, your
partner might not enjoy the way you make love but he/she
will just pretend.
It's your responsibility to try and find out what they like
during sex. Yes, love is ultimate but the way you make love
also makes you bond stronger.
Be dirty on bed, use vulgar words and express your
satisfaction. Research proves that men get more active on bed
when their woman is naughty and raw with words during sex,
it drives the man wild.
Explore new sex styles once in a while, always try something
new and be very while making love. Be yourself and express
your emotions, that way, your partner will enjoy you more..

I'm not so good at just learning theories without personal demonstrations.
Can I come for some practical lessons from you?

farano: Brazilian hair. Thank me later

You're wicked!
No doubt about that!

And that Yabaleft gateman forgot to lock the gates again!

kennygee: It depends on the woman o. Halle berry had a child in her late 40s, my grand ma had her last child when she was 52, believe it or not. My aunt had her last child at the age of 42 and it was a normal delivery.

The aim of the post isn't to make people give up hope but to enlighten them.
It doesn't depend on the woman dear, for every woman, pregnancy becomes more dangerous at those increased ages.
The fact that some babies look normal at birth doesn't even rule out some subtle anomalies.

Me thinks this is just for fun sha!




The wife is probably in the background.

Nice!

Mehn! OP even you reason am! Na kitchen first ooooo!




Una know why nah!

All this long story just for a cheating wife?













Taaaaa! Just send the cheat to where she belongs! Mtcheeeew!










Bar man! One more bottle please!

Tymax: [size=16pt]Bro, for your peace-of-mind you have two options: Relocation or Dissolution.[/size]

You deserve an award!

Thread closed!

Xtarxhyne: NOSE

Just nose?

Xtarxhyne: I have a male fwend 2...if d guy talk and u no get headache...come press ma nose and say 4ck u

I dey come press am!








Wetin you say make I press again?

Jude! Jude! Come hear ooooo!






Babe don finally chyke this boy oooo!


















Anyway, this one is strong!

Who get lighter abeg

Booked

Your mum loves you!










Dating a fat girl is wrong!




Cos you're dating 2 people!








That is, cheating on her with her!

























*runs out of thread before the e-warriors arrive*

You expect me to read this long thing?






















*I'll be back soon*

Yungwizzzy: you

You don turn female?

Try forgetting hers and let's see what happens.

realGURU: Hello my fellow nairalanders am 23, i have 3 girl friends at 22, 23 and 20 years of ages.
My plan is to get married at 27 or 28 after i might have graduated and secured a job.
But my problem is that all these three girls are disturbing me about marriage. I know for girls 22 or 23 is the optimum age for marriage but i am not ready to do that now. What i mean i want to be abit older and financially settle before proposing any marriage issue which i am sure these girls will not accept that[ wait for me till 28]
Now should i quit these girls and look for younger once @ 15, 16 17 or what should i do.

Look for 4,5 and 6 years!


In case you no make am by 28!


















Ode!

Swaqwiz: Hi Nlander, i met a girl late last year and we start talking and we became friends any way i asked out in february and she finally accept last month, buh when she visit me cos she is in lagos and i ask her for sex she always tell me no sex that she his a virgin abeg how do i believe her sef mba na only kiss she can give no tourchin of boobs ass etc, and u won marry me!

O boy! You try oooo!
Na contract she dey award you?





Make i hear say babe go take that long to reply me

Question is, how many people's good friend are you?