You want to use and dump somebody that is already using you?

Oluolad86:
need a cardiologist that can treat me for free in Ibadan or Lagos please

Very funny.
After many years training to be a cardiologist, they'll gladly take this your offer?

Better go find the nearest NGO doing a health outreach cos that's the only hope for a free consult

Amarabae:
I can never cheat on my husband.
I can't stoop that low.
I don't know if he is cheating on me or not, you can't trust anyone 100%
but whenever he is back from business trip mostly outside the country, we do run some test,
I pretend as if am doing the series of test primarily for his well-being but am doing it to screen him for Std and it always comes out negative.
after that, we set the "heat room" on fire.
let it burn bby

You think he doesn't know why you're doing the tests?
He's simply made up his mind to allow you do your thing and have peace.

Wait, beggars have an association and a spokesperson?

Like a chief Beggar?

Brother introvert, you can go Bleep yourself.

Your principal issue is inferiority complex that's why African tradition as exemplified in movies and music disgust you.

thaikun15:
The olfunny thing is that they only think of sex whenever they look at a woman's ass

Nope, they should be thinking of the theory of relativity or the principles of ergonomics.


See you

Real station to transmit their constant lies.

Who in their right senses would listen to them?

This one go sit down dey do office work country go dey spoil.

Oga go avert the doctor's strike starting tomorrow.

explosiveskull:
Quick recovery sir.

To the corpse or what?

LoydJ:

Am from a Christian home bro
Nd na my Popceee gimme the name

Thumbs up boss

rita25:
my name is rita and that year i was 25 so hence rita 25

You're 36 now.
Doing well

LoydJ:
I admired the way The actors and actresses in Game of thrones refer to one another as Lord e.g Lord Lannister, Lord Jamie etc
So I decided to use mine as LoydJ nd My name is Jeremiah.

No vex ooooo, why they go call person Jeremiah?

Your people na SU abi CAC?

Return it to a people who have little treasure for the arts. I wonder where it'll be kept when returned.

One politician shouldn't corner it to his house oooo

McSquishi:



Do you know what penis envy refers to? The stage of development when girls realize they have no penis and thus cling to their father, blaming mom for the lack of penis...

so how does “penis envy” fit in response here?

Let’s use phrases we understand, please.

Osheeey, psychologist. Her royal "understander"
I remain loyal

You don date girl for 6 years come here dey ask rubbish?

What is this world turning into?

McSquishi:
Theory: Maybe it’s some sort of karma. Since men have been overusing them and being led by them, in fact the male desire for power and domination has led to the pollution we are experiencing... perhaps karma will cause the manhood to shrink and it will be rendered useless to bring balance to society.

Stuck with penis envy?

Jerryherd:
No wonder he could not father a kid

How many have you fathered?


No be to give woman belle be say person na man ooo

Odiegwu but northern border dey leak.

This is exactly what the fulani herdsmen are doing in Nigeria.

This is clearly a grand plot at ethnic cleansing across the sub region.

This country na cruise.
So, na 3 Jukun fishermen be fulani militia that even claimed responsibility.

I forgot the GCFR is their patron.

The girl been wan run you street.

She blocked you two days after purchasing her a phone.
Your contribution in her life ended that day you bought the phone, it was for the next gee to come and continue recharging the number but you didn't get it.

This one na normal level for Benin nah

Odiegwu! Una don go Ugwuaji and Garikki pack innocent boys come here

yinkus6750:
IMO Trouble Continues-ITC.
must it always be the same set of people?
Can't we have a change of order?
Unfortunately, the constituency suffers representation at the Upper Chamber, due to internal party squabbles.

The constituency in reality doesn't suffer anything.
Not like they are going there to do anything asides enriching their murderous belly and pockets.

Watch so called bandits take over that area.

Congratulations to him. I hope he'll become less of a fighter now and live up to the hype.

The woman you're referring to that abandoned her children could have an undiagnosed mental illness.

President Buhari

Femi Adesina, afo sagbuo gi there, ozu mmadu.

Femi Adesina, afo sagbuo gi there, ozu mmadu.

Oga get court cases, he no wan loose guard mouth

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

So, if you see this at home, you'll catch it and call national geography abi?

See, these things don't work like that here. That stuff would kill the entire household if care wasn't taken.