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But okada/achaaba is being banned daily!















Anyway, what's my own sef





Good development for the economy!

iceberylin:
Jerry

People still dh answer this name

You're wicked!

Hemanwel:
Why wont you read everything when it's talking about sex?
Abeg,park well!

I don park.



Make I off my engine

chudez0147:
No, it means you like sex

And don't you?

Wow! I read that lengthy stuff!







You know what that means? It means that OP did a good job!

ASUU! ASUU! ASUU!



Na una cause all these!
People no fit get complete session again without a strike!
Now see!!!!









Anyway, back to you OP, with this your thread, I don't even wish you'd meet my ex!















Na play ooooooo!

How old is OP






















Why would one be sneaking into the kitchen in this century

If I hear say person go read all that stuff!




















Make am 50 nah

Kai!








That your friend get younger sister




















Me sef like pampering ooo

Girls
























Those ones suppose get their own different planet sef!

No big deal with that!





They're just like any other person.

Incase

Can peeps stop all these threads about 'signs' please!!!!













The only signs I know Na 'Signs of the Endtime'!

If you mean 'love' as in guy-girl affair, then I don't!











I used to be that naive to think there's something called that but I now know that it's just a decision!



More like convincing yourself to be with someone and play along!

Make I hear say I read all these stuff!
















You for set mcq as you write am finish nah!

Wait OP!








Na textbook you copy here














Wake me up when somebody summarizes that!

Who doesn't want what they can't have





Remember, the word is 'want'!

Simple ways to make sure you'll never lose her;





1. Find a high quality rope (not China made oooo), bind it around her waist and drag her around to wherever you go!










2. Meet that Baba for your village and beg him to tie 2 of you together under him calabash (you must have seen it done in Nollywood) .










3. Go and make mega money! That way, you'll be sure that she's the one chasing after you!







Outside these 3 ways, you're OYO!

I love that spirit!




Don't live life walking in fear, but don't also be foolhardy!



Be health conscious, have a good health seeking behaviour.


Follow good medical advice!



And live your life beyond bounds man!

She was never really into you!





Sorry!




Try another damsel!

As 2014 draws the curtain and 2015 emerges, I ask myself, 'which OP has been the wackiest in Nairaland this year?'







Don't have a major/standard selection criteria but for me, its;


- Andyblaze (that guy dey craze sha)
- TheRealMrStan (sometimes I wonder how he always sneaks into fp)
- Tosyne2much (his posts and comments are out of this world)
- Farano (has a sense of glamour with her threads)
- Ikenna351 (the wisdom of the automobile gods rest with him)






You can add yours!

remsonik:
I had a misunderstanding with my sweetie for like a week now and he is angry with me. He hasn't been responding well to my chats and calls. Yesterday I needed to call an aunt of mine who had an accident and I was already home from work. My estate gate was locked and I didn't have a dime on my phone, I chatted him and told him to please send me credit cos I knew he will still be on his way back from work,he said he doesn't have. This morning he sent me the credit and when I tried to call him back to thank him and just have a good chat he was still sounding like he didn't want to talk to me of which he didn't pick my call but he called me back. Is he still angry? Did he send d credit in annoyance or because he actually cared?? why did he call me when he still sounding angry on the call??

No! He's happy!


















Wetin concern us for this una matter

She could be right, why would guys date Ladies that don't own cars












Or is it meant to be the other way round?

For me, it's a time to be with loved ones, meet old friends and also very importantly, to reflect on the ideals of life!











How could I forget, it's also a time to wow my taste buds!


So what does it mean to you people?

englishmart:
what are Christians still doing there?

How do you mean?
You expect them to pack and leave their state or aren't you aware that 40%- 50% of the indigenous people there are Christians?

Wow!
What a piece!
Couldn't help laughing.

Also, what would a 2004 D9 powered 406 cost?

What would the cost of a 2005 EOD be like?