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Most people don’t understand it, so they aren’t bothered. For the formal sector yeah you should pay taxes.
But the tax law is inherently flawed, credit alerts do not automatically mean income.
A lot of Nigerians are informally employed, barely scratching by, what ever goes to put food on the table.
So you gonna tax them from what exactly? 800k isn’t a lot of money anymore.
You could be unemployed but still have a transaction history of 5m a year.

Some people are based abroad, they send money home to their parents monthly, is that considered taxable? You’re gonna tax old people whose pension you denied from them lol?

After what MBA Forex did to Nigerians, some people still invest there entire life savings in CBEX.
Tell me how Tinubu won’t win the next election

maklelemakukula:
Please what are the precautions that can be taken to avoid lightening damaging the solar panels and system. The building is an old apartment built in festac in the 70s.

Add a fuse between your DC breaker and DC SPD. Make sure your SPD has proper ground to divert the surge else it’s useless.
A fuse would help protect the SPD and prevent fire outbreak.

Young girls are like toddlers, you literally can’t expect them to know what to do. If you can play the role of a partner and parent at the same time then go ahead.

If you are above 30 avoid 22 year olds for your sanity, you can’t keep up. They will do a lot of stupid sh!t and expect you to act normal. They have a very high sense of entitlement too so keep that in mind.

Older women 27 and above are just mature. Most of them can keep a good conversation, they know a relationship is a give and take thing so they won’t stress you as much. They tend to show appreciation and won’t bill you over nonsense. These age bracket of ladies are just the best to be with.

That’s what happens when you steal power, you completely loose touch. You can’t even govern a local government let alone a state.
You asked people to come out and they did, they where attacked, cars where stolen, people where shot at and security operatives could not defend them.

They completely lost confidence in you then you resulted to force them to open, what law and authority do you have over private businesses that enables you to lock their shops if they don’t open? Next Monday go and lock them again and see what people will do.

Nahunger:
Well, I pray this government will favour me and my family what ever policies, decision or inactions they take it will be to my favour and not be a disadvantaged to me.

Rest, this is not prayer something. If this continues even the rich will go broke, only the super rich billionaires will benefit, the only way out is to run outside. We told you people!

They don’t bill you for stupid things, they buy their own stuff. They buy you expensive gifts and it’s expected you do the same.

You have to mind your business if you want the relationship to work, don’t check her phone, she could be knacking her boss, they always have one Oga or Big daddy they are knacking so have that in your mind.

bentenny:
Apapa is even lucky that he was surrounded by policemen!
Someone with seun kuti's coma inducing slap would have touched him!
Him nor use him jazz win any councillorship position,nah to lay curses

No loud am oh, make you no chop ban this evening

taylor88:
Nairaland mods and Seun

I want to ask you guys a question

Why is it that when these children of the corn e.g LegendHero Hellanus LeoKing etc insults and calls people who doesn’t support Tinubu names

And the person fires them back with the insults they wished out first

These Children of the corn will tag you mods to ban the account and you do it immediately

If this forum is a Yoruba Forum or APC fans forum please let us know so we all can deactivate our accounts

If you haven’t noticed, engagements on Nairaland has dropped drastically. And that’s because this forum is an extension of APC.

The brainwashing starts here then they try to spread it to other social media platforms but this Election issue isn’t working for them. Sensible people left for Twitter and I advise you do the same, there is really nothing going on here anymore.

What happened today sweet me sha. He should return what they gave to him. You can’t stop obi’s mandate, you want to withdraw petition

dreamzy:
If they have good lawyers, they will be out asap... Nigerian security agencies will arrest someone without a case against him...

Where are the complaints of their alleged crime?

EFCC usually tries to convince them to take a plea deal, the evidence if any is usually obtained illegally and may not be admissible in court proceedings.

That is why those who are charged to court plead guilty and pay a small fine and are released. EFCC officials know this so they rather convince them to take a plea deal, forfeit some money and go, they don’t have a solid case.

EFCC wants a share of the pie, pay and be released. Meanwhile I will advise any one doing financial fraud to stop. It’s no longer necessary! Yahoo is dead, there is no money left to be made in that shiit. In fact you’re wasting your time, there are far better legit sources to make much money.

You can make good legit money now on the internet, it’s very easy now than it has ever been.

If you put in half of the time you’re using to chat clients to research other legit ways to make money you will be set financially in no time.

The real question should be why would a man earning 800k a month want to marry you. These ladies fail to understand that successful men are attracted to successful women.

I earn 6 figures, but nothing in this life will make me say “Hi” to a broke woman. I won’t even collect your number, whatever business we have ends at the spot we meet.

Be endowed as much as God gave you, I’m not interested, if you’re broke I move.

There are so many reasons why such men think this way but the most obvious reason is because these women are liabilities. The moment they get your attention they start billing you, they start with smaller amounts and increase it overtime and because you have it you can give them without asking for anything in return. But you won’t know that this fool saved your number as mugu 1 and is practically seeing you as a stupid person.

I even have this old friend of mine who is moving mad now, asking me for 300k to pay her house rent . When I asked her how much her boyfriend contributed to her rent she said 35k.

Women should work on themselves, before you set such standards you need to attain a similar financial level. Stop believing that one rich guy from abroad will come down from his Range Rover and propose to a jobless you because you are beautiful. Men are wiser now.

They should fix their app before expanding, money I deposit there ave not seen it since last week.

None of the above

SundayNightGist:
Sharing this story with you is risky because it's a true story and it actually happened, but I'm not deterred as I'm on a mission to sanitize our society of all forms of immorality. Now lets get right into it without any further ado.

My office is located in Gwarinpa in Abuja and my boss is a very busy man who hardly stays in the office. We have another branch in Guzape (Asokoro extension) where my boss hired a lady as the manager in charge. This particular lady is fair and very endowed both ways (I mean front and back). She's attractive too, no doubt. She happens to be a single mother with a son. My boss on the other hand is a family man with four kids.

I had just joined the company when I started noticing that this lady usually drives the company's Mazda salon car to our branch (the headquarters) every week (Thursdays to be precise) to hold a "private meeting" with my boss. Word in the office has it that she was coming for weekly "reporting". Honestly I never once bothered to try and find out what was really going on as I'm the type that is very serious with my work.

Not until the guys in the office started bantering in groups and talking about what was actually going on. Again, I shrugged off their conversation because what's my business, and besides, I don't do office gossip. Well, not until one fateful day....

As I was hurrying up a task given to me by my boss in my usual seriousness with my work, I needed to rush to his office to get his final approval on something that he had asked me to do when I ran into the unbelievable!

Was I dreaming? Was my eyes paining me? For Pete's sake, what was this? In broad daylight that evening, as I knocked, my boss answered "come in" nonchallantly. I don't know what he was thinking. Lo and behold, there they were, he and our branch manager both standing on their feet and very close to each other with my boss unzipping her dress with his both hands! I was embarrassed and so were they. Usually, whenever this lady is around my boss would immediately close all his window curtains. This normally happens around or after closing (remember I told you I'm a serious office worker, so I stay back a lot because naturally I work late into the night everyday).

Since that incident, whatever I say in any meeting involving this particular lady is always accepted and approved by her whether it makes sense or not. In fact, she's trying to move close to me and become my friend by force now to the extent that she even chats with me privately now regularly.

While a man has the full right to do whatever he likes, my question is why do this in the workplace? Why would my boss engage in office romance right in the office building? And why is the lady in question now trying to get close to me by force now? Am I in any real danger? I don't want to lose my job. Please what do I do?

Firstly delete the location of your office, it’s not necessary except you don’t like your job. You need to understand that the lady in question got her position through sleeping with your boss.
And what ever agreement she has with him is their business, as the owner of the company he can choose to run it how he wishes.

You just need to focus on your work and don’t let office gossip get to you. If you think you can’t work in such environment you can always look for another job.

Next thing we will hear the evidence was destroyed even before the court hearing and the victims will be freed low key. Because Pablo is their president, Nigeria is about to become the world headquarters of drug trafficking.

Spiritualsdeeps:
I thought there is a Law that Forbids the Police from Checking phones.

But wait ooo, Phones is a vital tool to check information about someone whether he is into crime, Scams, Fraud or any negative deals.

How best can this be Done.

Should the law permit that anyone suspected by the police should be Taken to the Police station, phone checked without harassment, if nothing Incriminatiing is found he should be let go.

The lawful way to do it is to gather evidence against the suspected then get a search warrant, if the evidence is tangible enough the court could grant an order to that effect and the police will have permission to search your phone.

EFCC should just shut up. They stink of hypocrisy, the number one most corrupt man in Nigeria with very questionable source of wealth is about to become the president and even though lots of petitions where filled they turned a blind eye.

Viltron:
Who told you that the so called energy drinks actually replenish your energy more than water would?

My people like someone said already, what you're experiencing is simply called placebo effect.

Energy drinks are no better than water.

Energy drink contains caffeine not water, caffeine stimulates your brain and central nervous system hence the rush of energy so it’s not placebo.

EmiDon11:
I am addicted to energy drinks.

I take fearless, climax, predator, monster and so on.

Anytime i am weak, i regain strength by taking some.

And i am starting to believe that it might have some effects on my body system.

Pls what are the side effects?

Irregular heart beats also known as palpitations
Anxiety
High blood pressure
Increased heart rate
Insomnia
Restlessness
Dehydration

Jogs1900:
The same way bank MDs are accomplices to the drug business if a drug baron has a bank account with them.

Please apply sense don't be emotional.

See them shamelessly defending criminality. Do you even know what an accomplice means

Nigeria already has a bad reputation due to corruption and fraud, imagine having a drug lord and international criminal as the president lol.

Tinubu’s supporters really need to ask themselves questions.

Omoawoke:
If GRV had won, perhaps you would have started flying in private jets for free.

You people are just pained losers and all this attempted mockery is a prove of deep pain.
Lagos loss pain una pass Obis loss sef
Lagos dey enter una eyes abi, na we get Lagos in the mud

The only thing it proves is that you guys are stupid.

FreeStuffsNG:
Those who still think the social media is not being regulated in Nigeria are naive.
check my signature for free stuffs!

Story!

Peterobiisathie:
Peter Peter Obi should be locked up inside the same cell with Nnamdi Kanu
after all Okoros are cowards

Please you people should lock him up, this time we are begging you. He is the reason why we are claim, lock him up so we can help you burn down the country.

sukkot:
very soon we will

Selfish baboon. When we say you people are very stupid and dull we are not even capping.

So Peter Obi should be arrested because he went to court and is exposing your drug lord master. You people thought he will start from challenging INEC but he rather took an interesting approach that is making you run mad.

Because it’s only madness that can make someone type a long epistle like that without punctuations and paragraphs and expect anyone to read it.

MC Oluomo openly threatened Igbos repeatedly not to come out and vote or face the consequences. The shameless Nigerian police said he was joking only for voters to be brutalized and killed and he is still walking free but you want Peter Obi arrested.

APC spokesman said this should be the last time the Igbos should participate in the elections in Lagos state. Which is against the constitutional law as Nigerians have the right to live and vote anywhere in the country, he wasn’t arrested but you want Peter Obi arrested.

Let it be known that Peter Obi is the people’s president, he is not just supported by a particular tribe but by every well meaning Nigerian who wants the growth of this country. That there is peace after that sham of an election is because of that man, if they touch him their will be grate consequences.