₦airaland Forum

dis trash shouldn't suppose to reach FP na bcs it teaches no moral

Rita d beautiful, cool n decent woman

why is it that men dress decently than women?

Dear Hamed Ali,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the
AS of Custom at your office and hereby
apply for the job as a replacement of
the dead AS of Custom.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse
because while I was in my hometown
for holidays I heard the news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure
that he was truly dead before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can’t swerve me this time. Give me the job. Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Dtruth.

RIP

imagine if a young man become Nigeria President. With dis, wht do u think will happen?

devilmaycry:
Huraaaayyy!! First to comment...i wana thank God
for the opportunity to comment first. I also thank
my mum and dad for bringing me into this world
and also feeding me since infancy and to grow to
become the man i am now. Once again thank my
parents for teaching me to be time conscious so i
can be first in everything, even in commenting. I
thank my siblings for not letting me down in my
quest to comment first. I thank my teachers from
nursery till campus. Thanks for the discpline
instilled in me. I thank my school principal very
much. Thank you to my neighbours and the woman
who sells pan cakes at the junction. We made
it...first to comment. Hurraaaaaayyyy

see dis one

chai! marry ur teacher?

u hv been ditched by ur fiance (u love soooooooooo much) when he got to know dt u ar a slut. dt was wat pains u to write dis trash. SHIKENAN

crackerspub:
dude during our time waec officials bring the paper to school not from police station. its straight from waec office

guy its possible. mayb ur village hv neither bank nor police station, so u might not know. SHIKENAN

sbashir10:
lemme share so any interested girl could hook up

u wil get ur own share (from God)

wht are we to fry?

YEA is possible but is either dey are still in love or never be in love before

i don't believed dt dey were not notify abt d demolishion.

for d girl, is not a new thing. we already know dem with ....... bt for d man, he is totally mad

There is no relationship without selfishness on both side

CokersClub:
No wonder :

guy translate it or i call for ur ban

Kube la'azhi in Nupe from Niger State

ahahnow:
even if some one sh.it on plate and give you, you will still call it jollof rice

God Forbid

Nigerians, someone can not joke with u people again?
any small joke u take it serious.
or someone can not lie in peace again?

is d same na. its just dt dey hv changed d style. SHIKENAN

she may b babymama

moblix:
Ask our parent

mayb na baby mama n dady born am

please madam, i'm begin u in d name of God, stop feedin us wit ur Ghanian diary. dis is not diary section pls n pls

Flawlesbae:
Let me use the toilet am coming

u never finish?

wow wow wow wow! i can say dis is d best wedding of 2017. not all dis ones dt ar marryin dea gr8grandma as wife.

y is it hard for girls to show real love to one another? if its a man now, he won't mind, wht he wil b lukin for is hw to get hook up wit his friend to make his own. bt women hmm, i do fear dem

whr is dt girl? d one i see just luk lik our girls here dt ar doin bleachin

Foxyn:
just to go CONFIRM you don dey snap...
wetin go apun if you come get the job?

video

from my own observation now, d 2nd girl is guilty

vanida6:
why not u beat him for me

i'm too big to fight