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City fit lose this game oh

Take them to lab for research

It could be something rare, new or just unknown take them to better hospital outside your country obviously. If na to beg govmts or aid agencies please do because obesity kills faster than you think

What else do you expect?

Look at what kids as young as 5 consume, the imagery alone is something else.

You should not be surprised with these when you tell kids, killing is a sin but if you kill infidels ehmmm you are ok, r@pe is a sin but if you r@pe infidels it's ok. If you do ANYTHING in All@hu's name it's ok.

When they get used to doing that evil even you that is not a Kaffir, not an infidel, you go collect, e go reach you, the rain will not avoid your roof.

When you have a system that teaches you "Everyone else evil, you good, everyone else not worthy, immoral, Kaffirs, Infidels etc ALL YOUR LIFE from birth till whatever age you are now.

Is it a surprise that they turn out to be aggressive? To want to eliminate all the things they've being indoctrinated to hate?

For perspective look at Jainists you can NEVER have an extremist Jainist because Jainism deals with peace so being an extreme Jainist simply means you won't hurt any living thing they aren't thought to hate anyone, nobody is infidel, kaffir, Sinner, unbelievers, others etc in Jainism

In Christianity there are unbelievers but it is very clear that you are not to hate them, you are not to kill them, infact it is clear that Jesus came to save them, people may ask what about the crusades, well that was a response to Jihadists invasions of Europe, the Muslims had taken over all of Constantinople and North Africa so the Europeans needed to fight under a banner so the crusaders where formed to protect the rest of Europe from falling to them.

Hindus do not believe in converting others to their religion whether peacefully or forcefully, for over 1000years the religion didn't grow outside India and guess what it's older than Judaism, Christianity and Islam infact Islam is the youngest of all the religions I've listed today, in all of them none has death penalty for leaving it or for apostasy

Why am I saying this, when you are in a cult, in a maze, in a ditch you cannot see the future it's only someone that is outside that can tell you oga your car done enter gutter you may suspect but you cannot know for sure even if you believe it you may not know the depth the seriousness of it until you come out and see for yourself.

So my brothers and sisters, come out, from whatever religion, society, club, cult etc you are in.

View things as an honest uninterested third party and ask yourself this simple questions

"If not for this indoctrination, would I do this thing I'm doing?"
Would I see this person as evil? Just because he or she doesn't believe in the story I was told
Would I be in this religion if my parents weren't in it? If I wasn't born into it? Or if it wasn't easier for me to be in it?

If you were the last man on earth, would you still be in it?

You dey waste your time Terrorist military

One Gummi was castigating one military commander, I knew that for Terrorist gumi to do that It means the military general Ihejerika must have dealt with them.

Gumi is a Terrorist, Pantami is a Terrorist, Buhari is a Terrorist
The only thing is they have different strategies, Sheik Shekau believes let's just kill all infidels and forcefully do what we want Pantami used to believe this too but since Shiek Buhari preached to Shiek Pantami, Pantami now believes that this Islamisation can be done slowly using politics, so that's why Buhari is now supporting Pantami and Shekau the man with 9 lives wey army dey kill once every 2 weeks now wants Pantami dead or far away from him he believes Pantami is now a bish ass fool

Look the best thing is to avoid all these people pray Buhari leaves before 2023 if he doesn't just pipe low till then. As it is you see the attacks on southern Kaduna? It was Pantami who planned it he was the chairman of the meeting infact it was his idea to attack Benue, Southern Kaduna and Jos, so calling this man or his staff under him to come and save your community is futile. It's better you don't even call them at all for now form vigilante or hire private security or police but you see army? Army is compromised take it from me, do you know that Shiek Gumi was a captain in Nigerian army till today he has his loyalists or faithfuls in the army until they retire just like him they won't reveal their support for Terrorists.

Who will believe Gumi had ties to the Terrorists when he was in the Army serving as a high ranking military officer. He really hated Ihejerika because he wasn't his boy he wasn't merciful to his Terrorists, so when Buhari came he was happy, and Ihejerika was removed also all the military men from South south were demoted, all the military men from the east were not promoted, then the west and middlebelt will hold on Acting capacity till they retire or are forcefully retired to make way for the Fulani's who will treat the Terrorists with care and love

So look at it this way THEY ARE ALL TERRORISTS ON A SPECTRUM; they only differ a little in the way they believe they should achieve their aim. And maybe on their level of conviction. But they at the end of the day they have the same believes.

Picture 1, Buhari takes Gumi hajj and converts him with money and position
Picture 2, Shiek Gumi (Private Nigerian Army, instructor in Nigeria defence academy) in the midst of Terrorists pushing fort their agendas of Amnesty, rehabilitation and returning them to society which was successful but Has the attacks stopped? No.

Una still dey collate this nonesense result?

Lol they want those without PPA to be farming for the state lol.

Because I'm sure even those who studied Agric will want to work in office

Anyway it's a welcome development.

Define close relative

The person who wrote this about her niece because I'm sure it has to be a woman, is a very big fool, why didn't you Write this when she was alive so that she can respond to your stupidity.

You just want to gain publicity and fame off her death, the girl had kidney disease it's a very normal thing.

Poverty and religious brainwash has made us see asthma, high blood pressure, sickle cell, fibroid, malaria, typhoid, stroke and more which are regular normal sickness as spiritual attacks and you think only evil people die.

Why do you people reason like fowl? Go to hospital for regular check ups you won't go, Ada Jesus had been treating kidney problem for more than 5 years before she even became famous, infact she did most of what she did to get money for her dialysis. She was sick before she even knew odumeje.

If I die after typing this you fools will say it is because of what I typed I died. You people are goats. Your education is a waste. Death is just as normal as birth, good people die, bad people also die, death is not punishment for evil or reward for good deeds.

I will die, you reading this will also eventually die no matter how long it takes none of us will live for ever.

But religion has turned your brain upside down that if someone you think is a bad man or infidel dies you rejoice like Pantami you say God has punished him.
But if someone you think is a good man dies you say God has called him. My brother all die na die.

I refuse to believe she was a bad person or she did evil simply because she died young from an illness she has been battling with for many years. After all it is you guys who say good people die young.

By the way I'm not a woman, I'm not Igbo, I'm not even a fan of Ada Jesus I only heard of her a day or two before her death and actually got to know of her and her case after her death.

Liverpool please try win

I think say person dey big pass some Kian things but clearly with all that's going on around us and beyond Happy Byday still dey sweet this one

MKO was a con man

ITT International. Thief Thief

How he managed to play the Saint and succeed should be a project topic

May thunder faya Buhari insha'Allah

Wetin the Mumu man dey look book for? Him understand Wetin dem write there?

According to one minister I love so much in this regime; the minister said "dont mind him does he read?"

Na why I want make him be president that minister no fit get god father or listen to Jihadi advisers like bubu or allow himself to be remote controlled like My brother Jonathan

Welcome development under this Buhari regime person go carry him 2 legs go enter yeye cult to risk your lives for nonesense still come dey pay dues on top na Mumu dey worry Una
If you use that dues money sef play bet or buy man and woman goat after sometime you go see profit.

See that one strong face and na him dey initiate dem oh, that one fit be their point 1 or their execution and na him come dey cry pass officer deal with that idiot mercilessly

I just knw say fire must burn inec center for kano

This Kano is big and empty I drove for 3 hours across Kano outside the Kano main town you hardly find people or settlements just animals and herdsmen and some farmers that's all

As someone who has lived in both Kano and Lagos I still do not believe Kano has more people than Lagos

I am not Igbo or Hausa or Yoruba I'm just a neutral observer, observing something fishy going on

Kano produces lots of food but their local market does not consume half or even a quarter of what they send to Lagos state, almost everything they produce is shipped out in Truck loads

So inec, I want to see you guys Carry out voter registration and verification infact link BVN's to sim registration and voters registration and NIMC abi NIN let's see something stop burning INEC office so you can use that as excuse to not follow due process and carry out due diligence

Bubu na fuu

Elgorny:
Hi nairalanders. I'm about to do my international passport, and totaly i'm confuse, i spent much time searching on google for weeks i'm yet to decide what is best for my future, is not easy to make such decision. That's why am here to seek an advice from public, i'm in my early 20's with nigeria being my country of birth, and also eligible to be citizen of cameroon through my parents who are 100% cameroonians based in nigeria for almost 3 decades, we recently travel to cameroon, i love the place and the people are friendly, very organize country with law abiden citizen. What i noticed in my short visit to cameroon. One can't even buy bus ticket without
cameroon national identity card, or lodge in a hotel, or rent a house without idendity card, for foreigners, they must provide all necessery document in order to be issued ticket, is very rare to hear the indigines discusing politics publicly no tribalism no religions sentiment, and its citizen has the equal right Irrespective of tribes,

Do both, both countries are $#!+ Holes Cameroon's passport is exactly the same as Nigerian passport so it's entirely up to you
Also have in mind tho that of both countries have 100% excellent leadership, Nigeria will be more valuable than Cameroon so yh it's still entirely up to you.

Una go chop cassava tire

The Kain hardship coming on the horizon, this people have seen it on time and decided to profit from it. The only thing most people will be able to afford is water and cassava or garri so gear up

Because Nigeria is not truly independent

Our Election materials others print for us
Our Naira others print for us
Our international passport others print for us

How then can we pretend to be independent

Imagine USA, UK, France, Canada etc Not printing their own currencies, election materials, International passports etc

They will be subject to foreign or external manipulation

This is part of the reason we are "third world", "failed state", "banana republic" etc.

Is it affordable especially for Akwa ibomites

Build it and share it for them, atleast for this Nigeria we the good people of Niger Delta never fit see anything we fit point to say we gain from Government both local, state and federal

Na we lose pass oh, we suffer inflation caused by multi national companies, still suffer health issues due to refinaries, industries both legal and illegal, still suffer the most police and army brutality, still suffer the most in nepotism and tribalism, other people no dey everly remember say we dey part of this country. The worse part is that all the oil companies and so are filled with yorubas, all the government positions Nimasa, NNPC, Nigeria ports authority, Nigeria shippers council and co. Are all filled with hausa's and Fulani's

So even tho I am not an Akwa ibomite it will be good to see them enjoy something for once.

For this Buhari economy? Price dem well jor

Tamuno ehhhh!

I am from the Nigerdelta as in the first place oil was found in Nigeria is where my mother is from, where my father is from we have more than 4 oil wells.

Dear brothers and sisters 1. NDDC scholarship I no see, one nddc rice I no chop, one happy birthday nddc no ever send me, how body even once nddc no ask me, work dem no give me, nothing nddc done ever do for us as a people or as a community and now you are telling us you are broke when we haven't seen what you've used all the money you had for except paying yourselves palliatives which amounted to billions of naira this Akpabio should be hung by the neck until he be dead.

Can you believe that it was WHO (world health organisation) that dug bore hole for us. When I heard it on radio my brothers and sisters I cried, we who live in between so much wealth live in so much squalor that we need aid agencies to dig borehole for us.

It will never be well with Godswill Akpabio and everyone else who have ever headed NDDC, who have ever looted from NDDc who have ever stolen from the people of the Niger Delta every one who have ever short changed us you will know no peace from Buhari to the very least of you.

We suffer the oil pollution in our rivers and ocean we can no longer fish, we suffer the air pollution this black sooth every morning covers everything, the soil is polluted as well so nothing grows, we are fit to suffer all these but not fit to work for NDDC, shell, chevron, NNPc or to be appointed by Government, we have the highest unemployment rates, the most expensive cost of living, we are not fit to own oil wells or oil blocks, who we offend?

Who I offend wey make them carry me come Nigeria say na Nigeria dem go born me, why me? Of all people innocent me, I dey go find my real country jor

PDP no fit ever Change.

I don't know why Nigerians don't want to make all these criminals irrelevant, isn't the criminality so obvious? This is not the first and won't be the last

Redemption can never come from these crop of criminals
These men can NEVER bring anything good to Nigeria.

Why not throw them away, you people will let them control you based on ethnic, religious and other meaningless sentiments that does not put food on your table

Na your village man so

The man is living in Luxury, lavishing state wealth while you his brother, his village man, are living in squalor, in abject poverty. You can't even enter his gate, his security won't let you in.
Yet you claim he is "your man", he is from your state, your tribe, your religion, oya go near am na make we see.

Here in naira land i see poor people who apart from their phones and data have absolutely nothing yet they defend Tinubu, Buhari, Uzo Kalu, Obasanjo and so on

As if these men have done anything to better their lives.
If they had we wouldn't be poverty capital of the world today, we wouldn't have the most out of school children in the world today, we wouldn't have 3 of the world's top 10 Terrorist groups in Nigeria.
Make Una continue to dey Mumu Una selves for pittance. For a spoon of spoilt porridge when the entire pot could be yours. These days sef Politicians just dip their finger tips in the spoon give you to lick and you support them with their lives you no longer even see spoon or bowl they give those to their children now see them Zara buhari's, indimi daughters, atikus sons,

Dangote! Dangote!! Still dey find money

Nnannapat:
This is one of the main reasons that made me to support restructuring or total disintegration of this Nation.
When I was in Kano, I bought one Toyota corolla 05 model, I drove it around for good six months fitted with a Gombe state unregisterd number plate that the car dealer gave me, I even went as far as visiting my wife at school then at Unimaid on several occasions from Kano, no one stopped nor asked me for car papers for those six months.
But when I came down south, I was driving from Onitsha to Aba, just for the fact that I forgot my wallet that contains the drivers licence at home, I was stopped at 3 road blocks and had to part with 500 naira on each, when I realised that I have about 15 more road blocks to go, I parked by the roadside and boarded a bus back home to get the wallet.

Nigeria can never be one.

Lol, I sympathize with you but you are not alone many have the same experience even here on Nairaland I'm sure.
This extortion by security agencies is part of the reasons goods are more expensive down south. Meanwhile up north and in our neighboring countries cars are cheaper than in southern Nigeria because of that singular reason.
That's why people go to Cotonou to by cars themselves and sometimes even hire police officer or army to escort the vehicle just to reduce the amount spent on extortion on the road.
Drivers license, learner's permit etc are not things anyone asks for up north.
I remember seeing a group of people learning to drive a bus and the road safety guys said go to that side and learn don't use your car to block road.
The bus had no L sign to indicate learner, the bus had no plate number, the teacher wasn't even a licensed driver just maybe a family friend, colleague or neighbor
And the road safety guys didn't bother to arrest them or ask for any paperwork at all.

Nigeria is really different countries man, when it comes to how government operates and functions in the different regions.
In Jigawa work, government work especially started at 9 or 10 by 7 the roads are empty by 6 people are still sleeping
In Lagos 4am people are heading to work. By 5 all the roads are jam packed.
Life in the north is just much simpler and less complicated.

It's almost as if everybody posted to the south are here to make money, extort people and all that, in the north police don't jump into private vehicles the way they do down south (this used to be a really popular topic by comedians some years back but in the north they can't relate to it).

Ikwerelastborn:
Nice observation, I'm from Rivers and all you stated are so on point.please permit me to copy it and make a topic ,thanks

Feel free permission granted

Oga CP dismantle ALL road blocks in Southern Nigeria

Meanwhile please If you are a police, army, civil defence please REPLY ME, If possible create a fake account and reply this message I want to ask something really important, especially if you have worked in Northern Nigeria and Southern Nigeria do they tell you guys to act differently? Do you have separate Orientation for the different regions?

Because


In all my years of living in the north and even middle belt regions from Kano, Jigawa, Kaduna, Abuja etc I have never met road blocks even inter state road blocks the way we have road blocks in the south, I promise you, you won't even know when you have left Abuja and you are in Nassarawa or Kaduna except you see a signboard, you don't know when you have left Jigawa and entered Kano but in the south you know you are crossing to another TOWN not STATE oh when you see about 3 check points on a one meter road with tires and a bench and that locally made burner lantern stuff made of milk tin used to light the check point. Northerners who have lived all their lives in the north won't understand all what I just described.

In the midst of the Corona craze you could still drive and cross borders in Northern Nigeria, but in the south another story.

And it surprises me because due to boko haram, herds men, bandits, insurgency, etc one would expect the north to have the most road blocks more army and police presence.

But no, South south and south east have the most, the state with the Most is Rivers state, if you are entering rivers from that Oyigbo or omoku or eleme area you will pass over 14 road blocks and if you are a commercial motorists you will have to settle all of them, I'd you are riding a motorcycle you will come down your passenger will come down and you will push your bike through the check point while your passengers walk behind you, but in Northern Nigeria this does not happen, I remember driving through large states like Kano, (Kano is bigger than almost all of not all of the south east states) yet not one stop and search or police check point and there has been attacks in Kano In 2019 I remember boko attacked Kano and killed atleast 25 in 2020 there were also several attacks but the last militancy attack in South south Nigeria happened in the 2009's yet we have these measures till today.

Back to my journey from Jigawa, gumel, ringim, to Kano bebeji, to Zaria, to Abuja This journey is longer than driving through the south south and south east from Warri to Enugu to port harcourt to uyo yet I didn't see ONE police Checkpoint or one stop and search, so Simple things like these are why certain sections of the country feel attacked, feel cheated out of this Alleged One Nigeria, we are not all treated equally at all. It is not even as if Rivers state shares border with any country

Then there are other little things like plate numbers, tinted glass permit, fire extinguisher etc in the south Lagos, Port Harcourt etc if you don't have these prepare to settle, in the north it is very normal for vehicles especially motor cycles to not have plate numbers to not be registered at all, it is common to see hundreds of tinted cars and not even one has tinted permit, Yet our one Nigeria police, road safety, civil defence, army etc all operate different laws in Northern Nigeria than they operate in Southern Nigeria

While I was in Jigawa and Ogun especially Jigawa during market days the borders are flung open herdsmen, sheep sellers etc from Niger enter freely without stop and search and all those B.s you see when entring PH from ABA

And I ask myself is it that PH and Aba border is more insecure, posses more treat to Nigeria than Niger and Nigeria border in Jigawa or Nigeria and Benin border in Ogun and elsewhere. I'm puzzled. Someone explain to me why this is so. I wanted to film the checkpoints but you know the kind of country we are in. Police brutality and army brutality is real.

I also noticed that when I fly at the northern airports I greet armed military men wearing Black and black dressed like a normal young boy and they responded very well they even bowed down and where hailing me, I was shocked this has happened more than 3 occasions.
But in the south, immediately I entered pH airport despite the plate number I was driving, despite wearing Native wear, despite telling them who I am these SARS and police were still eager to give me problems to make sure I settle them by force, I had to talk to their boss and even put some high profile call through. It's the same for army, road safety etc. in the south ARMY will NEVER smile with you, joke with you etc except you know them personally so I'm wondering is it the same orientation.

Please feel free to reply, No judgement nothing I just want to know.

Nepa too during my stay in Abuja I called Nepa officials and they came immediately on several occasions, the first time I didn't have cash on me to settle them for a work they were to do for me, so they said no p call us in the evening or anytime you get the money and we will come I said no, because I didn't believe they would come back (that's how they are in the south) so do it now I'll transfer to you and you can withdraw whenever or use cash from your hand, or fix it and come tomorrow I'll pay you, I'm not running this is my house, they laughed and said oga no worry when you call us for evening we go come dear friends I went to ATM got the cash came back around 7 or 8 called these guys they came fixed it for me collected cash. This would NEVER HAPPEN IN My section of the south.

I have many many other experiences like drugs for example young, I mean very young boys, pre teen boys buy and smoke drugs not shisha, not cigar or cigarettes, I mean Igbo, loud, S.K, and hard drugs, narcos etc, in broad day light, shops sell these in plates in the open, they sell it the way you'd sell grounded/blended Cray fish, dry pepper etc in the south, when I saw these at first I was scared I didn't know why exactly, but after a while, after seeing police officer buying and even seeing some boys smoke on the road as they went about their daily activities I became used to it, so help explain to me WHY THIS IS SO?

I have more but this is already too long.

I believe if we can understand why, it will help us know why the north does not seem to be on the same page with the south on little things such as #endsars and other protests because these are not things that affect them, it's almost as if we are two different countries, for me atleast it felt that way the culture shock was too much.

No alcohol but you can smoke whatever whenever

No touching or handshakes with women but you can marry 4

I can go on and on but I'll stop here and hope someone answers me

Exmilitant:
2007, the governor then, sir celestine omehia declared dusk to dawn curfew, and invited strange soldiers from god knows where. If you see their height and black skin and padlock they used in locking their mouths eh? I just dey return from one movement one fine saturday afternoon when i reach second artillary junction i forget say everyman dey hands up. as i wan pass, i hear, 'hey, oboy stop right there.' i turn to see if na me dem dey talk to na so i hear correct sound for my face, gboa, dem brush me with dia boot march me wella, come drag me go face down for one stagnant dirty water by the road. If i raised my head to breath i go hear big stick for the back of my head. For 30minutes i dey breath dirty water until dem say make i disappear from there, i only hear wetin dem talk but i no fit move until one of them use boot push me i turn face up, na so blood dey ooze from my eyes, nose ears and mouth. Dem come carry put inside their van come give me one kind drug like that come drive me reach house.

These Nigerian army are not humans I don't pity most of them at all when they die like fowl
Until they learn to respect civilians I will NEVER have respect for them

( By the way:- according to the supreme court judgement Omehia was NEVER governor of Rivers State. He only stayed for 2 months or so and according to the court those 2 months were deemed to Amaechi's tenure because it was Amaechi's name that was supposed to be on the ballot not Omehia, Omehia never contested primaries, he didn't win primaries, so how was his name on the ballot instead of Amaechi who contested and won the primaries?)

Lovely we from the creeks have many stories to tell, I will tell the mildest one

I was driving at a t junction heavy traffic they were blaring siren I cleared to the side of the road for them to pass instead of passing jejely they used koboko and sticks to break my wind screen and side mirror but god pass them

During NySc one just saw me and for no reason disliked me for being "fresh" as in for looking butty so he wanted to deal with me he seized my cap didn't give it to me till the next day then came to my block looking for people without "head dress" or nysc cap I hid under the bed, he was inspecting each corper one after the other, if you no get cap you collect better punishment. He didn't see me till I left camp I kept dodging him

I know others have more brutal experiences, but I decided to share these to show you how petty these "SOLDIERS" can be.

Everybody wan make am

Cleric sef dey do ritual this Naija done taya me

No. But him go better pass Buhari sha

But still NO

Because there is NOTHING New He can offer to us.
Anything he wants to offer with the influence he has now both in Lagos and in the south west and the strings he has on our pastor Professor vice president he can compel, convince or even arm twist the Currwnt government into doing and undoing certain things. If he has not done so till now then believe you me, HE HAS NOTHING NEW, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NEW TO OFFER

If not that as minister fashola has become a disappointment, I mean he has done almost nothing, till today the public housing he promised we have seen 0, I would have preferred him to Tinubu but then again Tinubu has Fashola by the balls almost the same way he has our dear pastor prof VP by the balls.

For this very reasons let's go for someone who 1. Has a good chance of winning and 2. Who is not a boy to any godfather whom he will be settling with our resources and finances by sending bullion vans to his handlers or god father's private residence.

I suggest one current Minister building Trains and seaports all over Nigeria. he is the only one I am seeing and have seen the work he is working and noone has a firm grip on his balls.

Mumu FRSC

If to say na so dem dey apprehend corrupt politicians, fake men of God and criminals Nigeria for never better?